J\u00e6ja, \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur v\u00ed\u00adst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 hluti jar\u00f0arb\u00faa fagnar \u00e1ram\u00f3tum. Vi\u00f0 \u00ed\u008dslendingar h\u00f6fum \u00e1 seinni \u00e1rum heillast mj\u00f6g a\u00f0 v\u00f6lvum sem \u00feykjast sj\u00e1 betur en a\u00f0rir hva\u00f0 framt\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0in ber \u00ed\u00ad skauti s\u00e9r. Fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0larnir draga svo upp \u00e1rsg\u00f6mul bl\u00f6\u00f0 og rifja upp hversu sannsp\u00e1ar \u00fe\u00e6r voru. \u00dear sem enginn tekur saman hva\u00f0 ekki r\u00e6ttist hef \u00e9g teki\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 verkefni a\u00f0 m\u00e9r. \u00c9g nenni ekki a\u00f0 fara \u00ed\u00ad gegn um allar sp\u00e1rnar en tek \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feekktustu, v\u00f6lvu Vikunnar. Verkefni\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00f3 nokku\u00f0 sn\u00fai\u00f0 \u00fear sem sp\u00e1rnar eru mj\u00f6g opnar og segja f\u00e1tt beint \u00fat. Reyndar er v\u00f6lvusp\u00e1in \u00e1g\u00e6tur d\u00e1lkur til \u00feess a\u00f0 koma sko\u00f0un sinni \u00e1 framf\u00e6ri enda \u00e1 margt sem \u00fear stendur f\u00e1tt skylt vi\u00f0 sp\u00e1d\u00f3ma. V\u00f6lvan er einfaldlega a\u00f0 segja hva\u00f0 henni finnst um menn og m\u00e1lefni. Anna\u00f0 er kommon sens. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf til d\u00e6mis ekki skynsama manneskju til a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 ve\u00f0urfar \u00e1 \u00ed\u008dslandi ver\u00f0i rysj\u00f3tt og a\u00f0 einhverjar jar\u00f0hr\u00e6ringar ver\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
\u00ed\u0081 \u00e1rinu 2007 komst J\u00f3n\u00ed\u00adna Bjartmarz ekki \u00e1 \u00feing, Margr\u00e9t Sverrisd\u00f3ttir st\u00f3\u00f0 ekki uppi me\u00f0 p\u00e1lmann \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f6ndunum eftir uppgj\u00f6r \u00ed\u00ad Frj\u00e1lslynda flokknum, Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkurinn og Frams\u00f3kn h\u00e9ldu stj\u00f3rnarsamstarfinu ekki \u00e1fram, Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkurinn f\u00f3r ekki \u00ed\u00ad r\u00ed\u00adkisstj\u00f3rn me\u00f0 VG, Bj\u00f6rn Bjarnason h\u00e6tti ekki \u00e1 \u00e1rinu, ekkert eldgos var\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00ed\u008dslandi (\u00feeim er reyndar sp\u00e1\u00f0 tveimur \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri), ekki var tekin \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un var\u00f0andi Sundabraut, engin l\u00e1ggjaldaflugf\u00e9l\u00f6g h\u00f3fu flug til \u00ed\u008dslands, \u00d3lafur J\u00f3hann sendi ekki fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r b\u00f3k \u00e1 \u00e1rinu og Nylon voru ekki a\u00f0 gera neinar r\u00f3sir. Ei\u00f0ur Sm\u00e1ri n\u00e1\u00f0i ekki n\u00fdjum h\u00e6\u00f0um, Sirkus er enn \u00ed\u00ad loftinu sem og fr\u00e9ttastofa St\u00f6\u00f0var 2 og Svanhildur H\u00f3lm, Saddam var tekinn af l\u00ed\u00adfi (og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0asta \u00e1ri), Castro er \u00e1 l\u00ed\u00adfi (allavega samkv\u00e6mt talsm\u00f6nnum hans), Hillary Clinton h\u00e6tti ekki vi\u00f0 forsetaframbo\u00f0, Beckham flutti ekki til Bretlands og Tom Cruse skildi ekki vi\u00f0 Kate Holmes.<\/p>\n
\u00deetta er me\u00f0al annars \u00fea\u00f0 sem ekki gekk eftir af sp\u00e1d\u00f3mum V\u00f6lvunnar fyrir \u00e1ri\u00f0 2007. \u00der\u00e1tt fyrir l\u00e9lega \u00fatkomu held \u00e9g \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa sp\u00e1d\u00f3mana m\u00e9r til skemmtunar og b\u00f6lva s\u00e9u \u00feeir lo\u00f0nir. Kannski eitthva\u00f0 af \u00feeim r\u00e6tist \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir allt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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