{"id":1004,"date":"2009-01-02T18:05:14","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T18:05:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2009\/01\/02\/helvitis-fokking-fokk\/"},"modified":"2009-01-02T18:05:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-02T18:05:14","slug":"helvitis-fokking-fokk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2009\/01\/02\/helvitis-fokking-fokk\/","title":{"rendered":"Helv\u00edtis fokking fokk!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tv\u00f6 \u00e1ram\u00f3taheit:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A\u00f0 vera betri manneskja \u00e1 komandi \u00e1ri en \u00fev\u00ed sem er li\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 \u00feetta heit \u00ed \u00e1skrift s\u00ed\u00f0ustu fimmt\u00e1n \u00e1rin. Kosturinn vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er alltaf \u00feess vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 rembast vi\u00f0, \u00f3h\u00e1\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hvort manni t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 efna \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ast e\u00f0a ekki.<\/li>\n<li>A\u00f0 sni\u00f0ganga Geir H. Haarde. Ef haft er eftir honum \u00ed bla\u00f0inu \u00fe\u00e1 fletti \u00e9g yfir \u00fea\u00f0. Ef hann kemur \u00ed h\u00e1degisfr\u00e9ttum \u00fatvarps \u00fe\u00e1 slekk \u00e9g \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. Ef hann kemur \u00ed kv\u00f6ldfr\u00e9ttum sj\u00f3nvarps \u00fe\u00e1 skipti \u00e9g um st\u00f6\u00f0 og hlusta frekar \u00e1 v\u00edsd\u00f3m H\u00f3mers Simpson. \u00deessu ver\u00f0ur haldi\u00f0 til streitu \u00fat \u00e1ri\u00f0 e\u00f0a \u00feartil hann leysir upp r\u00e1\u00f0uneyti sitt. Hvort sem kemur \u00e1 undan.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Fj\u00f6lskyldan er annars b\u00fain a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 Austurv\u00f6ll \u00e1 morgun. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i ekkert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa skilti eins og \u00fea\u00f0 sem J\u00f3n Gnarr bj\u00f3 til \u00ed skaupinu \u00ed fyrrakv\u00f6ld. Ef einhver byrjar a\u00f0 kyrja, \u00fe\u00e1 mun \u00e9g eflaust taka undir.<\/p>\n<p>Gle\u00f0ilegt n\u00fdtt \u00e1r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tv\u00f6 \u00e1ram\u00f3taheit: A\u00f0 vera betri manneskja \u00e1 komandi \u00e1ri en \u00fev\u00ed sem er li\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 \u00feetta heit \u00ed \u00e1skrift s\u00ed\u00f0ustu fimmt\u00e1n \u00e1rin. Kosturinn vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er alltaf \u00feess vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 rembast vi\u00f0, \u00f3h\u00e1\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hvort manni t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 efna \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ast e\u00f0a ekki. A\u00f0 sni\u00f0ganga Geir [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}