{"id":1040,"date":"2009-02-04T23:51:49","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T23:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2009\/02\/04\/nokkrir-punktar-um-hval\/"},"modified":"2009-02-04T23:51:49","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T23:51:49","slug":"nokkrir-punktar-um-hval","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2009\/02\/04\/nokkrir-punktar-um-hval\/","title":{"rendered":"Nokkrir punktar um hval"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>M\u00e9r finnst ekkert endilega nau\u00f0synlegt a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta \u00fe\u00e1. En \u00e9g s\u00e9 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega ekkert a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed, svo lengi sem vei\u00f0ar eru innan sj\u00e1lfb\u00e6rs me\u00f0alh\u00f3fs, umhverfis- og vi\u00f0skiptalega.<\/li>\n<li>A\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed s\u00f6g\u00f0u finnst m\u00e9r a\u00f0ger\u00f0 Einars K. Gu\u00f0finnssonar, a\u00f0 gefa \u00fat regluger\u00f0 um hvalvei\u00f0ar til 2013, eftir a\u00f0 Geir H. Haarde haf\u00f0i be\u00f0ist lausnar fyrir r\u00e1\u00f0uneyti sitt, fyrirlitleg.<\/li>\n<li>(Pungspark, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki t\u00edskuor\u00f0 dagsins \u00ed dag?)<\/li>\n<li>\u00c9g leyfi m\u00e9r a\u00f0 skera \u00feetta \u00fat svo ekki fari milli m\u00e1la: Fyrirlitleg.<\/li>\n<li>Eins og \u00e9g sag\u00f0i: \u00c9g get alveg tr\u00faa\u00f0 a\u00f0 stofnarnir beri \u00feessa grisjun. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00e9g hl\u00e6ji a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed arg\u00famenti a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi \u00e1hrif \u00e1 vi\u00f0gang annarra nytjastofna.<\/li>\n<li>(Og me\u00f0al annarra or\u00f0a, \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e9kk \u00e9g fyrr \u00ed kv\u00f6ld d\u00fdrindis bita af s\u00farum hval \u00ed kv\u00f6ldmat hj\u00e1 tengdaforeldrum m\u00ednum. Og m\u00e9r l\u00e1 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 t\u00e1rast. Ekki yfir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti hann s\u00far (sem hann vissulega var) heldur yfir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 \u00feetta var lj\u00faffengt. Alveg eins og \u00e9g mundi \u00fea\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed er \u00e9g smakka\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0ast, fyrir einhverjum \u00e1ratugum.)<\/li>\n<li>En efnahagurinn? Eitt er a\u00f0 deila um hvort \u00feau st\u00f6rf sem vinnast vi\u00f0 hvalvei\u00f0ar tapist \u00ed fer\u00f0a\u00fej\u00f3nustunni. En ef \u00feetta er i\u00f0na\u00f0ur sem stendur ekki einu sinni undir sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r, ef ekki er einusinni h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 selja afur\u00f0irnar \u00e1n fyrirgrei\u00f0slup\u00f3lit\u00edkur og pilsfaldakap\u00edtalisma af gamla sk\u00f3lanum, \u00fe\u00e1 er ekki veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera neitt anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 skutla sig \u00ed afturb\u00e6gsli\u00f0.<\/li>\n<li>Og m\u00e9r hryllir vi\u00f0 \u00ed hvert sinn sem \u00e9g heyri hin \u00fdmsustu \u00fatvegssamt\u00f6k fagna \u00feessari \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un \u00ed \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ursherfer\u00f0 (en or\u00f0 vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi: herfer\u00f0 &#8211; \u00feetta er skipuleg \u00e1r\u00e1s \u00e1 vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mustu og varnarlausustu bletti \u00edslenskrar \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ars\u00e1lar) \u00fear sem hvalvei\u00f0ar eru hylltar sem k\u00e6rkominn og jafnvel \u00f3missandi li\u00f0ur \u00ed vi\u00f0reisn \u00edslensks efnahagsl\u00edfs, e\u00f0a hvernig sem \u00feetta er or\u00f0a\u00f0.<\/li>\n<li>Skotgrafir og sk\u00e6ruherna\u00f0ur. &#8222;Sj\u00fagi\u00f0i bara \u00feennan s\u00fara bita af rengi \u00fearna, komm\u00fanistadrullusokkarnir ykkar!&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Og hvalvei\u00f0ar sem li\u00f0ur \u00ed vi\u00f0reisn \u00edslensks efnahags?! Gimjabreik, for kr\u00e6ng\u00e1tl\u00e1d.<\/li>\n<li>E\u00f0a, \u00e1 kjarnyrtri \u00edslensku: \u00fevuh!<\/li>\n<li>\u00deVUH!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e9r finnst ekkert endilega nau\u00f0synlegt a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta \u00fe\u00e1. En \u00e9g s\u00e9 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega ekkert a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed, svo lengi sem vei\u00f0ar eru innan sj\u00e1lfb\u00e6rs me\u00f0alh\u00f3fs, umhverfis- og vi\u00f0skiptalega. A\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed s\u00f6g\u00f0u finnst m\u00e9r a\u00f0ger\u00f0 Einars K. Gu\u00f0finnssonar, a\u00f0 gefa \u00fat regluger\u00f0 um hvalvei\u00f0ar til 2013, eftir a\u00f0 Geir H. Haarde haf\u00f0i be\u00f0ist lausnar fyrir r\u00e1\u00f0uneyti sitt, fyrirlitleg. 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