J\u00e6ja, ekkert b\u00fainn a\u00f0 tj\u00e1 mig af \u00feeirri einf\u00f6ldu \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef hvorki heyrt n\u00e9 s\u00e9\u00f0 haus n\u00e9 spor\u00f0 \u00e1 neinnar \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ar kvikindum. Nema \u00fe\u00e1 kvikindinu henni J\u00f3h\u00f6nnu. Svo hv\u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 blogga bara s\u00edn fyrstu hughrif \u00ed beinni me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 horfum \u00e1 keppnina \u00ed port\u00fagalska r\u00edkissj\u00f3nvarpinu: \u00c9g, fr\u00fain og tengdamamma.<\/p>\n
Svartfjallaland:<\/strong> Fyrsta gra\u00f0kelling kv\u00f6ldsins (og v\u00e6ntanlega ekki s\u00fa s\u00ed\u00f0asta). H\u00e1punkturinn \u00feegar dansfolinn \u00feukla\u00f0i uppundir pilsduluna \u00e1 henni (blessunarlega missti tengdamamma af \u00fev\u00ed m\u00f3menti). Verst hva\u00f0 lagi\u00f0 var miki\u00f0 bleh.<\/p>\n T\u00e9kkland:<\/strong> Enn a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 form\u00falunni greinilega. \u00c9g er hr\u00e6ddur um a\u00f0 \u00feetta ver\u00f0i ekki kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 sem sta\u00f0festir m\u00e1lsh\u00e1ttinn „Allt er \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ferennt er“ fyrir \u00feau greyin. Sem m\u00e9r finnst reyndar mi\u00f0ur, enda ber \u00e9g taugar til lands og \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n Belg\u00eda:<\/strong> Rokkabill\u00fd! Alla lei\u00f0! J\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6ss!!! Elviseftirherma og allt! Langbesta lagi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem af er kv\u00f6ldi. En samt \u00f6murlegt. En samt \u00e6\u00f0i.<\/p>\n Hv\u00edta R\u00fassland<\/strong> (hvort er \u00fea\u00f0 eitt or\u00f0 e\u00f0a tv\u00f6?):\u00a0 Alltaf s\u00f6mu yfirdrifnu sj\u00f3in \u00fearna austana\u00f0, einhverveginn. \u00c6\u00f0islegur \u00feessi austurevr\u00f3pski hreimur \u00e1 enskunni l\u00edka. A\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur tali n\u00fa ekki um Kj\u00f6thleifsl\u00fakki\u00f0. V\u00e1. Tengd\u00f3 finnst \u00feetta sk\u00e1st \u00fea\u00f0 sem af er. Og \u00e9g skil hva\u00f0 h\u00fan er a\u00f0 fara. En hva\u00f0 var eiginlega m\u00e1li\u00f0 me\u00f0 vofurnar \u00ed silkidulunum?!<\/p>\n Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0:<\/strong> Charlotte Nielsen sk\u00f3linn \u00ed l\u00fakkinu. Eh b\u00edddu. N\u00fa er lagi\u00f0 byrja\u00f0, og \u00fea\u00f0 er n\u00fa bara nokku\u00f0 … \u00f6hhh… glata\u00f0. Hef ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 Sv\u00edann svona l\u00e9legan s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00feeir sendu Las Vegas s\u00f6ngvarann me\u00f0 re\u00f0urg\u00famm\u00edst\u00f6ngina \u00fearna um \u00e1ri\u00f0. J\u00e1, h\u00fan getur sungi\u00f0 en… hvernig ger\u00f0ist \u00feetta?!!! M\u00e1 ma\u00f0ur ekki l\u00edta af \u00feessari keppni \u00ed eitt \u00e1r og \u00fe\u00e1 bara fer allt \u00ed vitleysu?!<\/p>\n Armen\u00eda:<\/strong> Ahhh. Sumt klikkar aldrei. \u00dear \u00e1 me\u00f0al er \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0lega s\u00e1ndi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 Armen\u00edu. Og \u00feessutan … \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g bara p\u00ednu skotinn \u00ed \u00feessu. Takturinn nokku\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0ur, mixi\u00f0 og svona. Helst a\u00f0 vanti kr\u00f3kinn. Hvar er kr\u00f3kurinn stelpur? Allavega, gleymdi a\u00f0 telja upph\u00e1tt undir Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0an, en er svona a\u00f0 velta fyrir m\u00e9r hvort h\u00e9r skuli tali\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0ja gra\u00f0kellingan\u00famer kv\u00f6ldsins.<\/p>\n Andorra<\/strong>: Ein af m\u00ednum upph\u00e1halds\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0um alltafhreint. \u00c9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 Valli Sport hefur sparka\u00f0 Harasystrum \u00far Elektra og tro\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feeim inn \u00ed Andorrakeppnina eftir a\u00f0 hafa mistekist a\u00f0 meika\u00f0a \u00e1 skerinu. Og skellt einni katal\u00f3nskum\u00e6landi Dolly Halliwell \u00ed framl\u00ednuna \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. D\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 skotinn, en a\u00f0allega bara af\u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feetta er Andorra.<\/p>\n Sviss<\/strong>: V\u00e1 ma\u00f0ur. Bara Editorsl\u00ednan alla lei\u00f0. Designerl\u00fakk, \u00feunglyndisk\u00fal og allt svona d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 v\u00e6ld, en samt alltaf \u00feannig a\u00f0 snyrtimennskan er \u00ed fyrirr\u00fami. \u00deetta fer \u00e1fram, ef allt er me\u00f0 felldu. Og \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sennilega bara alveg skili\u00f0. D\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 \u00feetta.<\/p>\n Tyrkland:<\/strong> Hanan\u00fa. N\u00fa er keppnin greinilega byrju\u00f0. Og minntist einhver \u00e1 gra\u00f0kellingar? Takturinn minnir mig reyndar grundamlega miki\u00f0 \u00e1 gr\u00edska sigurlagi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum. Og lagi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti ekki eins gott (ekki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g vilji tala vel um frummyndina). H\u00e9r er eitthva\u00f0 fyndi\u00f0 sem b\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00f3sagt um spila inn\u00e1 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ararfinn. En lagi\u00f0 fer lengra. \u00d3j\u00e1.<\/p>\n \u00cdsrael:<\/strong> \u00deetta er bara \u00e1g\u00e6tt lag. J\u00e1. Alveg \u00e1g\u00e6tt. Annars hefur \u00e1r fr\u00e1 \u00e1ri gerst s\u00edfellt erfi\u00f0ara a\u00f0 taka t\u00f3nlistina \u00far sambandi vi\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e9lagslega samhengi\u00f0. Og er or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00f3m\u00f6gulegt eftir atbur\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00e1rs. \u00dea\u00f0 er bara ekki h\u00e6gt lengur. En \u00e9g segi samt aftur: \u00deetta lag var \u00e1g\u00e6tt.<\/p>\n B\u00falgar\u00eda<\/strong>: V\u00e1. \u00deetta byrjar eins og st\u00f3rslys \u00ed uppsiglingu. V\u00e1. Bara … v\u00e1. \u00dea\u00f0 er bara allt svo rangt vi\u00f0 \u00feetta. \u00deetta var f\u00edask\u00f3 af st\u00f3rfenglegri st\u00e6r\u00f0argr\u00e1\u00f0u. \u00deetta er ein af \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0unum fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur getur ekki anna\u00f0 en elska\u00f0 \u00feessa keppni.<\/p>\n \u00cdsland<\/strong>: Bara … flott. (Og ekki verra a\u00f0 hafa komi\u00f0 \u00e1 eftir B\u00falgar\u00edu.)<\/p>\n Maked\u00f3n\u00eda<\/strong>: Noh. \u00d3skilgetinn sonur Bon Jovi bara m\u00e6ttur \u00e1 sta\u00f0inn. \u00deetta er svo sannarlega n\u00famer sem er sleipt \u00ed h\u00e1lku. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur lengi vanta\u00f0 meira af snj\u00f3\u00fevegnu gallabuxnarokki, ekki bara \u00ed Evr\u00f3visj\u00f3n, heldur \u00ed t\u00f3nlistina almennt. \u00c9g hef bara l\u00famskt gaman af \u00feessu, j\u00e1tti hann upp\u00e1 sig og glotti \u00ed kampinn.<\/p>\n R\u00famen\u00eda<\/strong>: Ef m\u00e9r skj\u00f6plast ekki, \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00feetta fyrsta sn\u00edps\u00ed\u00f0a pils kv\u00f6ldsins. En lagi\u00f0 er \u00f3ttalega litlaust.<\/p>\n Finnland<\/strong>: \u00d6h. \u00d3kei… \u00e1 dau\u00f0a m\u00ednum \u00e1tti \u00e9g von, en ekki tekn\u00f3trassi fr\u00e1 Finnlandi. J\u00e1, \u00f3kei, \u00fearna kom p\u00ednu hef\u00edmetalg\u00edtar. \u00cd h\u00e1lfa sek\u00fandu. En \u00fea\u00f0 er eitthva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feetta sem gengur upp, \u00fevert ofan\u00ed sj\u00e1lft sig. Og \u00feau geta sungi\u00f0. Og radda\u00f0. \u00c9g er me\u00f0 gott v\u00e6b fyrir \u00feessu.<\/p>\n Augl\u00fdsingar. N\u00fa fer \u00feetta br\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a b\u00fai\u00f0.<\/p>\n Port\u00fagal<\/strong>: \u00deetta er bara d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 flott. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 \u00fati \u00e1 \u00feekju fr\u00e1 \u00f6r\u00f3fi alda eru Port\u00fagalir \u00ed seinni t\u00ed\u00f0 farnir a\u00f0 fatta hvernig \u00e1 a\u00f0 spila \u00feetta. \u00c1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n Malta<\/strong>: N\u00e6sts\u00ed\u00f0asta lagi\u00f0. Allt fr\u00e1 barn\u00e6sku hefur m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tt Maltneski entransinn \u00f3ttalega \u00f3spennandi. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki a\u00f0 breytast \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. Vo\u00f0alega n\u00e6nt\u00eds eitthva\u00f0. And not in a good way.<\/p>\n Bosn\u00eda-Herseg\u00f3v\u00edna<\/strong>: Hmmm… \u00e9g er \u00e1 b\u00e1\u00f0um \u00e1ttum me\u00f0 \u00feetta. \u00cd sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 lagi\u00f0 og s\u00e1ndi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed (balkneska sk\u00f3lann og svona) en \u00fatliti\u00f0 og svi\u00f0shreyfingarnar … \u00e9g veeeeeit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00c6\u00e9veidaggi.<\/p>\n Mitt algj\u00f6rlega \u00fat-\u00ed-bl\u00e1inn gisk \u00e1 \u00feau t\u00edu sem fara \u00e1fram:<\/p>\n Svartfjallaland, Hv\u00edtar\u00fassland, Armen\u00eda, Sviss, Tyrkland, \u00cdsland, Maked\u00f3n\u00eda, Finnland, Port\u00fagal og Bosn\u00eda-Herseg\u00f3v\u00edna.<\/p>\n Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 og R\u00famen\u00eda eru \u00e1 \u00fer\u00f6skuldinum, og \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 kostna\u00f0 Svartfjallalands, \u00cdslands e\u00f0a Port\u00fagals. A\u00f0rir eru sennilega \u00f6ruggari.<\/p>\n