{"id":1159,"date":"2009-05-20T22:10:08","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T22:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/hjorvar\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2009-05-20T22:10:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T22:10:08","slug":"pressan-og-bru%c3%b0guminn-so%c3%b0bollur-og-pylsur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2009\/05\/20\/pressan-og-bru%c3%b0guminn-so%c3%b0bollur-og-pylsur\/","title":{"rendered":"Pressan og Br\u00fa\u00f0guminn, so\u00f0bollur og pylsur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g greip me\u00f0 m\u00e9r tv\u00e6r r\u00e6mur \u00e1 lei\u00f0 gegnum fr\u00edh\u00f6fnina hinga\u00f0 \u00fat: Sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e6ttina <em>Pressa<\/em> og <em>Br\u00fa\u00f0gumann<\/em>. \u00c9g gat ekki stillt mig og horf\u00f0i \u00e1 Pressuna strax fyrstu dagana eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g kom hinga\u00f0 \u00fat, sj\u00f3nvarps- og internetlaus \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0kv\u00f6ldum. Og var bara nokku\u00f0 hrifinn. \u00deessir \u00fe\u00e6ttir s\u00fdna \u00edslenskt l\u00edf fr\u00e1 sj\u00f3narhorni sem ma\u00f0ur var ekki vanur a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3 e\u00f0a sj\u00f3nvarpi: Allir \u00feessir b\u00edlar \u00e1 stofnbrautunum, foreldrar a\u00f0 skutla b\u00f6rnunum, \u00f6ll GSM-samt\u00f6lin. Og a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00f3gleymanleg krufningasenan \u00ed \u00feri\u00f0ja \u00fe\u00e6tti.<\/p>\n<p>Svo horf\u00f0um vi\u00f0 hj\u00f3nin og tengdamamma \u00e1 Br\u00fa\u00f0gumann \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. H\u00fan var fr\u00e1b\u00e6r.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g greip tv\u00f6 eint\u00f6k af henni me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og gaf hitt honum Holm sem er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 veita \u00f3metanlega a\u00f0sto\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma \u00f6llum okkar m\u00e1lum h\u00e9rna \u00e1 koppinn. &#8222;It&#8217;s a very funny comedy I&#8217;m told,&#8220; sag\u00f0i \u00e9g vi\u00f0 hann \u00feegar \u00e9g afhenti hana. &#8222;It&#8217;s based on Chekov&#8217;s Ivanov.&#8220; Hann virtist ekki alveg sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ur, en t\u00f3k gj\u00f6finni vel.<\/p>\n<p>Hann hefur ekki f\u00e6rt \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed tal enn hvort \u00feau s\u00e9u b\u00fain a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 hana  (hann \u00e1 ind\u00e6la konu sem vinnur l\u00edka \u00e1 kl\u00edn\u00edkinni), kannski kann hann ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 &#8211; h\u00famorinn skilar s\u00e9r kannski ekki alla lei\u00f0 upp \u00e1 meginlandi\u00f0. M\u00e9r var\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0 til \u00feess hvernig \u00feau hj\u00f3nin t\u00e6kju br\u00f6ndurunum um r\u00faninginn \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fdsku t\u00faristakerlingunum.<\/p>\n<p>Mig grunar a\u00f0 \u00feeim \u00feyki \u00fea\u00f0 hreint b\u00fdsna fyndi\u00f0. En \u00e9g hef reyndar ekki enn t\u00e9kka\u00f0 \u00e1 hvernig \u00fea\u00f0 kemur \u00fat \u00ed ensku \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingunni.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9r fannst d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 fur\u00f0ulegt \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 kaupa \u00edslenskar myndir me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fdskum texta. En \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i kannski l\u00edti\u00f0 upp\u00e1 sig &#8211; \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6tti \u00fe\u00e1 frekar a\u00f0 fara alla lei\u00f0 og d\u00f6bba \u00feetta.<\/p>\n<p>(Hilmir Sn\u00e6r d\u00f6bba\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fdsku. \u00dea\u00f0 er eitthva\u00f0 undarlega kl\u00e1mmyndalegt vi\u00f0 tilhugsunina.)<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd h\u00e1deginu \u00ed dag skellti \u00e9g m\u00e9r \u00ed fyrsta skipti \u00e1 gr\u00e6nmetisr\u00e9ttinn: Einhvunnlags baunapottr\u00e9tt me\u00f0 barnama\u00edsst\u00f6nglum, gr\u00e6nmeti og so\u00f0num bollum \u00far kart\u00f6fludeigi &#8211; <a title=\"gourmet shit\" href=\"http:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kn%C3%B6del\"><em>Kn\u00f6del<\/em><\/a>. Alveghreint \u00e1g\u00e6tt. Og kart\u00f6fluso\u00f0bollurnar tv\u00edm\u00e6lalaust betur lukka\u00f0ar en \u00fe\u00e6r sem \u00e9g keypti og reyndi a\u00f0 sj\u00f3\u00f0a sj\u00e1lfur \u00ed einverunni \u00ed apr\u00edl.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd g\u00e6r og fyrradag f\u00e9kk \u00e9g m\u00e9r hinsvegar pylsu. \u00c9g veit a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er svipa\u00f0 og a\u00f0 segja &#8222;\u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00e1 \u00feorrabl\u00f3t og f\u00e9kk m\u00e9r eina ger\u00f0 af s\u00farmat,&#8220; bara margfalt meira svolei\u00f0is. En \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 duga.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g greip me\u00f0 m\u00e9r tv\u00e6r r\u00e6mur \u00e1 lei\u00f0 gegnum fr\u00edh\u00f6fnina hinga\u00f0 \u00fat: Sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e6ttina Pressa og Br\u00fa\u00f0gumann. \u00c9g gat ekki stillt mig og horf\u00f0i \u00e1 Pressuna strax fyrstu dagana eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g kom hinga\u00f0 \u00fat, sj\u00f3nvarps- og internetlaus \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0kv\u00f6ldum. Og var bara nokku\u00f0 hrifinn. \u00deessir \u00fe\u00e6ttir s\u00fdna \u00edslenskt l\u00edf fr\u00e1 sj\u00f3narhorni sem ma\u00f0ur var ekki [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt","category-amstur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}