Ji, bara \u00ferj\u00fa l\u00f6g b\u00fain og \u00e9g alltof seinn inn h\u00e9rna. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r s\u00ednar lei\u00f0inlegu sk\u00fdringar sem m\u00e1 b\u00ed\u00f0a a\u00f0 fara \u00fat\u00ed. N\u00fa er anna\u00f0 meira mikilv\u00e6gt.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g heyr\u00f0i \u00f3minn af lith\u00e1\u00edska laginu utan af palli. M\u00e9r fannst \u00fea\u00f0 ekki hlj\u00f3ma neitt alltof spennandi en missti n\u00e1tt\u00farulega af \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00feeir litu \u00fat \u00e1 svi\u00f0inu. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i yngri d\u00f3ttur m\u00edna (6 \u00e1ra) sem var fyrst me\u00f0 matinn. H\u00fan sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00feetta hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 einhverjir kallar a\u00f0 syngja \u00e1 silfurn\u00e6rbuxum. H\u00fan var ekki hrifin. En \u00e9g s\u00e9 h\u00e1lfpartinn eftir a\u00f0 hafa misst af \u00fev\u00ed. Var eitthva\u00f0 vari\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feetta?<\/p>\n
Armen\u00eda var n\u00e6st og enn var \u00e9g \u00fati \u00e1 palli a\u00f0 \u00e9ta sl\u00e1tur. N\u00fana var s\u00fa elsta (9 \u00e1ra) m\u00e6tt fyrir framan kassann og sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 sk\u00f3gardvergar \u00e1 svi\u00f0inu. \u00datfr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i (og s\u00e1, \u00ed svona t\u00edu sek\u00fandur) var \u00e9g ekki imp\u00f3nera\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
\u00cdsrael – \u00fearna var \u00e9g loksins kominn og n\u00e1\u00f0i honum str\u00e1knum \u00e1 me\u00f0an gr\u00e6jan var a\u00f0 r\u00e6sa sig. Fannst \u00feetta ekki alsl\u00e6mt framanaf. Svo skipti \u00e9g um sko\u00f0un \u00feegar \u00e1 lei\u00f0. \u00deetta var sorglegt lag og allt svolei\u00f0is sko. Svo f\u00f3r hann a\u00f0 \u00feenja sig upp \u00e1 vi\u00f0 og yfir \u00fea\u00f0 sem m\u00f3nit\u00f3rinn gaf honum og \u00fe\u00e1 var\u00f0 \u00feetta bara alltsaman sorglegt. Lag sem hef\u00f0i \u00e1tt g\u00f3\u00f0an s\u00e9ns me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0um flutningi. En ekki lengur.<\/p>\n
Sj\u00fakk. N\u00fa er augl\u00fdsingahl\u00e9, svo \u00e9g hl\u00fdt a\u00f0 geta unni\u00f0 restina upp \u00e1 me\u00f0an. Neeei! B\u00ed\u00f0i\u00f0i!!!<\/p>\n
Danm\u00f6rk, p\u00faffp\u00faffp\u00faff. \u00c9g var ekki hrifinn. Bara eitthva\u00f0 n\u00edunda\u00e1ratugar r\u00fank. Me\u00f0 \u00fa-i. E\u00f0a sko, me\u00f0 \u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa\u00fa-i.<\/p>\n
Sviss – alveg r\u00e9tt. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00feessi me\u00f0 eyrun. \u00c9g hef oft sp\u00e1\u00f0 Svissi \u00e1fram, \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 hefur sent fr\u00e1b\u00e6r l\u00f6g me\u00f0 glimrandi g\u00f3\u00f0um flutningi. Fyrst m\u00e9r skj\u00e1tla\u00f0ist \u00fe\u00e1, \u00fe\u00e1 fer \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00e1fram \u00ed kv\u00f6ld.<\/p>\n
En \u00e9g var \u00f3ge\u00f0slega hrifinn af s\u00e6nsku stelpunni. Einvernveginn \u00feannig a\u00f0 allt er \u00e1 \u00feann veginn a\u00f0 manni \u00e6tti a\u00f0 finnast \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3\u00feolandi, en manni finnst \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, heldur tv\u00e6rtimod. Gott m\u00e1l.<\/p>\n
Azerba\u00eddshjan (hvernig skrifar ma\u00f0ur \u00feetta helv\u00edti) og loksins er ma\u00f0ur or\u00f0inn l\u00e6v h\u00e9rna. \u00deetta er lagi\u00f0 sem \u00e9g held a\u00f0 allir hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala vel um. Og h\u00fan syngur vel \u00feessi stelpa. En lagi\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r ekkert yfirm\u00e1ta spes. Og ballettstr\u00e1kurinn me\u00f0 rau\u00f0a bindi\u00f0 d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 hall\u00e6rislegur. Samt, \u00fea\u00f0 er nokkurn veginn a\u00f0 \u00feetta sleppur.<\/p>\n
Ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 h\u00e9rna fr\u00e1 byrjun hef\u00f0i \u00e9g haft t\u00edma til a\u00f0 halda utanum vindv\u00e9lanotkun kv\u00f6ldsins. Me\u00f0 \u00feessu \u00e1framhaldinu stefnir \u00ed met.<\/p>\n
\u00c6j\u00e1. Alveg r\u00e9tt. \u00dakra\u00edna. \u00deetta er svo sl\u00e6mt. \u00c1 alla vegu. Lagi\u00f0 yfirm\u00e1ta skelfilegt. Ekki alveg veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hitta \u00e1 t\u00f3nana \u00ed upphafinu. Og vindv\u00e9lin ma\u00f0ur. Gat n\u00fa ske\u00f0. Samt eins gott a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru ekki ballettstr\u00e1kar a\u00f0 skekja sig \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 hana \u00e1 160 bpm. Samt, \u00fea\u00f0 er reynt a\u00f0 redda einhverju me\u00f0 gegns\u00e6ja kj\u00f3lnum. Me\u00f0, vona \u00e9g, engum \u00e1rangri.<\/p>\n
Obbos\u00ed. Hollendingar hafa veri\u00f0 svo clueless \u00ed \u00feessu s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1ratugi. S\u00ed\u00f0an bara, \u00f6hh. Hven\u00e6r? Og hva\u00f0 svo? Eru \u00feetta Bobbysocks? Ertu ekki a\u00f0 fokking dj\u00f3ka \u00ed m\u00e9r?! Oj\u00e6ja, tengdamamma f\u00edlar \u00feetta allavega. Sta\u00f0in upp og farin a\u00f0 dilla s\u00e9r \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu me\u00f0 kr\u00f6kkunum. Og hver er \u00e9g a\u00f0 setja \u00fat\u00e1 \u00feetta, Schlager-fanat\u00edkerinn sj\u00e1lfur.<\/p>\n
Eins gott a\u00f0 kom \u00feessi p\u00e1sa – \u00e9g er a\u00f0 reka krakkana \u00ed pottinn svo \u00e9g f\u00e1i almennilegan fri\u00f0 til a\u00f0 einbeita m\u00e9r a\u00f0 menningunni h\u00e9rna.<\/p>\n
R\u00famen\u00eda j\u00e1, \u00e9g hef einhvernveginn alltaf misst af \u00feessu. Hei, \u00feessi s\u00f6ngkona l\u00edtur \u00fat alveg eins og h\u00fan, \u00fearna, aaaah, hva\u00f0 heitir h\u00fan aftur? Rachel eitthva\u00f0, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki? \u00deessi me\u00f0 norr\u00e6na eftirnafni\u00f0, j\u00e1, \u00fearna kom \u00fea\u00f0. H\u00fan er einsog d\u00f6kkh\u00e6r\u00f0 Scarlett Johanson. P\u00e6r\u00f3tekniks ma\u00f0ur. Og ge\u00f0veika r\u00f6ddin. Og le\u00f0urbuxur. \u00dea\u00f0. Er. N\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega. Ekkert. til a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00feessu lagi. Svona \u00e1 Evr\u00f3visj\u00f3n a\u00f0 vera \u00ed s\u00ednu allra besta l\u00e6gsta-samnefnara-stu\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
N\u00e6st er Sl\u00f3ven\u00eda og \u00e9g hlakka til. \u00deetta finnst m\u00e9r \u00e6\u00f0islega skemmtilegt. \u00deetta spilar beint inn\u00e1 Volksmusik-bentinn \u00ed m\u00e9r. Og snj\u00f3\u00fevegni gallabuxnavinkillinn spillir ekki fyrir. \u00deetta lag er a\u00f0 minnstakosti \u00ferj\u00fa ef ekki fj\u00f6gur l\u00f6g \u00ed einu. Og m\u00e9r finnst \u00feau \u00f6ll jafn yndislega hall\u00e6risleg. \u00c9g er draugf\u00fall a\u00f0 f\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 kj\u00f3sa \u00feetta \u00e1fram, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er handviss um a\u00f0 enginn annar me\u00f0 fullu viti gerir \u00fea\u00f0. M\u00e9r finnst l\u00f6ngu kominn t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 Volksmusik f\u00e1i sitt reprazent \u00ed Evr\u00f3visj\u00f3n.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 kemur \u00edrska d\u00edvan sem sn\u00fdr aftur eftir \u00f6ll \u00feessi \u00e1r. H\u00fan getur sungi\u00f0 n\u00e1ttla. Og er hinn girnilegasta, r\u00e9tt \u00ed laginu me\u00f0 rau\u00f0a h\u00e1ri\u00f0 sitt. En samt, \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 k\u00e6mi m\u00e9r \u00e1 \u00f3vart a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00feetta fara \u00e1fram. Kannski af\u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst lagi\u00f0 d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 lei\u00f0inlegt. Erfitt a\u00f0 segja. … Sjitt ma\u00f0ur. Hversu lengi halda \u00feeir \u00feessari vindv\u00e9l \u00ed gangi? Er ekki b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 banna fleiri virkjanir \u00ed Noregi? Allavega, svo toppa\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 strumpa p\u00ednu falskt \u00ed lokin.<\/p>\n
Fyrirfram held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi meiri tr\u00fa \u00e1 b\u00falgarska laginu en me\u00f0alma\u00f0urinn. Sko, \u00fea\u00f0 stendur undir \u00f6llum m\u00ednum v\u00e6ntingum. Hi\u00f0 f\u00ednasta j\u00far\u00f3trass. Glimmer og efnislitlir geimgallar. Getur ekki klikka\u00f0. Sanni\u00f0i til. … P\u00faff. \u00cd sm\u00e1stund \u00fearna h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 kyrkja stelpuna einsog var svo mikil t\u00edska \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0. Hann hefur sennilega h\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e6fingu eftir \u00e1rangur \u00feeirra sem ger\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0 um daginn.<\/p>\n
K\u00fdpur me\u00f0 g\u00edtarball\u00f6\u00f0u kv\u00f6ldsins. Sj\u00e1um til hvort lukkast jafnvel og hj\u00e1 belg\u00edska kr\u00fattinu um daginn. M\u00e9r s\u00fdnist \u00e1 \u00f6llu a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 ekki alveg glata\u00f0, en ekki algj\u00f6r glimrandi s\u00fax\u00e9 heldur. Fl\u00f3rsykurinn a\u00f0eins of \u00feykkur. Hvar er hjarta\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessu hj\u00e1 ykkur krakkar? Vons mor, vit f\u00edlink! En eins og \u00e9g sag\u00f0i, ekki alsl\u00e6mt og m\u00e1 alveg fara \u00e1fram m\u00ednvegna, tild\u00e6mis fr\u00e1 d\u00f3mnefndum, eins og Sigmar stingur undir me\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Augl\u00fdsingahl\u00e9. Notum \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Kr\u00f3at\u00eda og \u00fea\u00f0 er Feminem. Jiminn eini hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00feetta plebbalegt nafn. N\u00e6stum eins plebbalegt og fr\u00e6nka krakkanna minna (12 \u00e1ra)\u00a0 segir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 blogga. S\u00e9rstaklega fyrir svona fullor\u00f0na karlmenn. En h\u00fan segir a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9, and I quote, „sigurstranglegt.“ Og h\u00fan er me\u00f0 puttann \u00e1 p\u00falsinum, svo h\u00fan hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vita \u00feetta. En erum samt samm\u00e1la um a\u00f0 dansinn s\u00e9 asnalegur. \u00de\u00e6r kunna samt alveg a\u00f0 syngja stelpurnar og \u00e9g hef fulla tr\u00fa \u00e1 \u00feeim, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir dansinn.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 kemur lagi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 Georg\u00edu og \u00e9g get svo svari\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 er anna\u00f0 lagi\u00f0 \u00ed kv\u00f6ld sem m\u00e9r finnst byrja alveg eins og Is it true ger\u00f0i \u00ed fyrra. Hvernig er \u00fea\u00f0, er ekki b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera slatti af ball\u00f6\u00f0um sungnum af snoppufr\u00ed\u00f0um st\u00falkum \u00ed kv\u00f6ld? J\u00fa, \u00feetta er s\u00fa sj\u00f6tta, ef m\u00e9r skj\u00f6plast ekki. En me\u00f0 \u00feeim betri. E\u00f0a, me\u00f0 \u00feeim betur sungnu. Lagi\u00f0 var n\u00e1tt\u00farulega bara svona lala, eins og \u00feetta alltsaman.<\/p>\n
Og \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00feetta bara a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a b\u00fai\u00f0. Tyrkir me\u00f0 hressa rokkarastr\u00e1ka og fara \u00f6rugglega \u00e1fram. Eina lagi\u00f0 sem keyrir inn\u00e1 Disney-Goth l\u00ednuna \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. Vel spila\u00f0, vel spila\u00f0. Dave -Grohl-l\u00fakkal\u00e6k\u00a0 og. hva\u00f0. er. m\u00e1li\u00f0. me\u00f0 \u00feetta smergelsveiflandi v\u00e9lkvendi \u00e1 mi\u00f0jupallinum? Brj\u00e1la\u00f0 stu\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 f\u00e1um a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00feetta aftur \u00e1 laugardagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Svo talandi um \u00fea\u00f0, hvernig fer \u00feetta n\u00fa \u00ed kv\u00f6ld? Humm…<\/p>\n
Ji, \u00feessar g\u00f6mludagaklippur eru \u00e6\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
Loksins s\u00e1 \u00e9g m\u00fdflugumynd af lith\u00e1\u00edsku str\u00e1kunum. Og leist alveg s\u00e6milega \u00e1. \u00c9g sp\u00e1i \u00feeim \u00e1fram. Annars ver\u00f0ur \u00feetta kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00feegar s\u00e6tu stelpurnar fara \u00e1fram me\u00f0 ball\u00f6\u00f0urnar s\u00ednar: Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0, Azerba\u00eddjan, Kr\u00f3at\u00eda og Georg\u00eda. En ekki \u00dakra\u00edna. Og \u00e9g held ekki \u00cdrland \u00e1fram. Svo ver\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0 R\u00famen\u00eda, B\u00falgar\u00eda og Tyrkland \u00far hressu deildinni, alveg garantera\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Upp\u00ed hva\u00f0 er \u00e9g kominn? \u00c1tta? Og hva\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00e1 eftir – Armen\u00eda, Danm\u00f6rk, ? Holland? Nei dj\u00f3k. En \u00e9g held a\u00f0 kannski eigi K\u00fdpur eftir a\u00f0 taka \u00feetta. Og bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g er \u00e9g sendi \u00e9g Sl\u00f3ven\u00edu \u00e1fram \u00e1 d\u00f3mnefndaratkv\u00e6\u00f0inu. \u00dearaseia einsmanns d\u00f3mnefndinni m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
Sums\u00e9, t\u00edu\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0asp\u00e1in: Lith\u00e1en, Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0, Azerbadjan, Kr\u00f3at\u00eda, Georg\u00eda, R\u00famen\u00eda, B\u00falgar\u00eda, Tyrkland, K\u00fdpur og Sl\u00f3ven\u00eda. Read’em and weep.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist r\u00e9tt sem haldi\u00f0 var fram: \u00deetta er mun sterkari ri\u00f0ill en \u00feri\u00f0judagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 var. Miklu har\u00f0ari keppni. En \u00e9g b\u00ed\u00f0 samt spenntur eftir fyrsta manninum sem fer a\u00f0 kvarta yfir austantjaldskl\u00edkunni \u00feegar Danm\u00f6rk situr eftir, \u00ed sta\u00f0inn fyrir a\u00f0 horfast \u00ed augu vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00f6gin a\u00f0 austan eru bara miklu betri. E\u00f0a svona, fyrir formi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
J\u00e6ja, \u00fe\u00e1 eru augl\u00fdsingar og s\u00ed\u00f0asti s\u00e9ns a\u00f0 birta fyrir umsl\u00f6g. Sj\u00e1um til hvernig fer.<\/p>\n
Var svissneski str\u00e1kurinn me\u00f0 svona ge\u00f0veikislega flotta barta? \u00c9g missti alveg af \u00fev\u00ed, sennilega skygg\u00f0u eyrun svona \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n
R\u00e9tt: Georg\u00eda, Tyrkland, K\u00fdpur, Azerbadjan, R\u00famen\u00eda.<\/p>\n
Rangt: \u00dakra\u00edna, \u00cdsrael, \u00cdrland, Armen\u00eda, Danm\u00f6rk.<\/p>\n
Feila\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00feessum: Lith\u00e1en, Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0, Kr\u00f3at\u00eda, B\u00falgar\u00eda, Sl\u00f3ven\u00eda.<\/p>\n
Helv\u00edtis nor\u00f0urlanda\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0akl\u00edka alltafhreint.<\/p>\n
J\u00e6ja, \u00feetta er gott \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. \u00c9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 sv\u00e6fa. En \u00e9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa eitthva\u00f0 meira um \u00feetta \u00e1 morgun. Og l\u00edka um „fj\u00f3ru st\u00f3ru.“ Og upp\u00e1haldi\u00f0 mitt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ji, bara \u00ferj\u00fa l\u00f6g b\u00fain og \u00e9g alltof seinn inn h\u00e9rna. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r s\u00ednar lei\u00f0inlegu sk\u00fdringar sem m\u00e1 b\u00ed\u00f0a a\u00f0 fara \u00fat\u00ed. N\u00fa er anna\u00f0 meira mikilv\u00e6gt. \u00c9g heyr\u00f0i \u00f3minn af lith\u00e1\u00edska laginu utan af palli. M\u00e9r fannst \u00fea\u00f0 ekki hlj\u00f3ma neitt alltof spennandi en missti n\u00e1tt\u00farulega af \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00feeir litu \u00fat \u00e1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eurovision"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}