{"id":1542,"date":"2010-05-28T14:20:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T14:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/hjorvar\/?p=1542"},"modified":"2010-05-28T14:20:19","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T14:20:19","slug":"gestgjafinn-fjoru-storu-spain-og-lena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2010\/05\/28\/gestgjafinn-fjoru-storu-spain-og-lena\/","title":{"rendered":"Gestgjafinn, Fj\u00f3ru St\u00f3ru, sp\u00e1in og Lena"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00deegar \u00e9g haf\u00f0i bara s\u00e9\u00f0 „Alla lei\u00f0“ klippuna af honum Di\u00f0riki norska<\/a> leist m\u00e9r ekkert \u00e1 \u00feetta, \u00f3ttaleg lei\u00f0indi. \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur horfir \u00e1 allt n\u00fameri\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 mun sk\u00e1rra, en \u00e1 t\u00e6ru a\u00f0 \u00feetta ver\u00f0ur rosalega broth\u00e6tt hj\u00e1 honum str\u00e1knum. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e1 ekkert \u00fataf bera og \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur \u00feetta a\u00f0 einu allsherjar f\u00edask\u00f3i.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er einsog „Fj\u00f3ru St\u00f3ru“ l\u00f6ndin s\u00e9u sm\u00e1m saman a\u00f0 taka sig \u00e1. Franska lagi\u00f0<\/a> er tild\u00e6mis ekkert alsl\u00e6mt. Frakkarnir hafa reyndar anna\u00f0 veifi\u00f0 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 senda inn \u00e1g\u00e6ta entransa, bara aldrei gengi\u00f0 neitt me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1. Kannski standa \u00feeir sig skammlaust \u00ed \u00e1r, svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1. Fyrst \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur s\u00e1 v\u00edde\u00f3i\u00f0 leist manni ekkert \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta krakkana horfa \u00e1 \u00feetta, f\u00e1 bara rau\u00f0a merki\u00f0 \u00ed horni\u00f0 takk fyrir (ma\u00f0ur er or\u00f0inn svo mikil tepra). En svi\u00f0sn\u00fameri\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur mj\u00f6g h\u00f3fstillt og settlegt, skilst m\u00e9r. Sem einhverjum finnst \u00e1byggilega alveg agalegt.<\/p>\n

Sp\u00e1nn er alveg \u00e1g\u00e6tur<\/a> \u00ed \u00e1r l\u00edka. En \u00e9g er samt ekki sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ur um a\u00f0 sirkuskonsepti\u00f0 dugi til a\u00f0 fleyta \u00feeim neitt svakalega langt upp\u00e1vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

St\u00f3ra-Bretland er samt ekkert a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra \u00feetta. Enn eina fer\u00f0ina send einhver lu\u00f0ran<\/a> sem hef\u00f0i varla n\u00e1\u00f0 a\u00f0 meika\u00f0a \u00e1 rusladisk\u00f3i \u00e1 ofanver\u00f0ri s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00f6ld. \u00c9g b\u00ed\u00f0 bara eftir a\u00f0 hann strumpi falskt \u00e1 \u00farslitakv\u00f6ldinu til a\u00f0 fullkomna \u00f6murlegheitin.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef \u00e1\u00f0ur l\u00fdst yfir hrifningu minni \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fdska keppandanum<\/a>.\u00a0 H\u00fan Lena Meyer-Landruth hefur sjarma sem erfitt er a\u00f0 standast. \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verjarnir h\u00e9ldu sj\u00f6 kv\u00f6lda keppni um \u00fea\u00f0 hver fengi a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 keppa (undir handlei\u00f0slu glata\u00f0a snillingsins Stefan Raab) og strax fr\u00e1 fyrsta kv\u00f6ldi var lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 spennan f\u00f3lst \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed hver af hinum upphaflegu keppendunum n\u00edtj\u00e1n fengi a\u00f0 keppa vi\u00f0 Lenu \u00ed \u00farslita\u00fe\u00e6ttinum. Lagi\u00f0 sem \u00e1horfendur kusu handa Lenu var anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 tveimur sem h\u00fan og hin stelpan sungu b\u00e1\u00f0ar. M\u00e9r finnst segja eitthva\u00f0 hversu miki\u00f0 h\u00fan Lena breytti \u00fev\u00ed fr\u00e1 upprunalegu \u00fatg\u00e1funni – beri\u00f0i saman vi\u00f0 flutning Jennifer Braun<\/a> sem keppti vi\u00f0 hana til \u00farslita. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i reyndar kosi\u00f0 anna\u00f0 lag handa henni Lenu, lag sem h\u00fan samdi \u00ed samvinnu vi\u00f0 Stefan Raab s\u00e9rstaklega fyrir kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 og m\u00e1 heyra h\u00e9r: Love me<\/a> (d\u00e1l\u00edtill Cardigans-f\u00edlingur). En \u00e1horfendur fengu a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a:<\/p>\n

– – –<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r l\u00edst bara nokku\u00f0 vel \u00e1 \u00feetta samt. H\u00fan vinnur sennilega ekki (m\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 fari tvennum s\u00f6gum af \u00fev\u00ed hversu vel sjarminn er a\u00f0 skila s\u00e9r \u00e1 norska svi\u00f0inu) en mig grunar a\u00f0 h\u00fan ver\u00f0i me\u00f0al t\u00edu efstu. Me\u00f0 hverjum? Segjum a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i \u00feessir:<\/p>\n

Tyrkland – Disney-Gothi\u00f0 sv\u00ednvirkar. Me\u00f0 smergelinu og \u00f6llu.
\nR\u00famen\u00eda – \u00dea\u00f0 er bara svaka flott n\u00famer.
\nHv\u00edta-R\u00fassland – \u00deetta fi\u00f0rildam\u00f3ment er svo \u00f3gleymanlega miki\u00f0 kitsch.
\n\u00cdsland – \u00deartil \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 haf\u00f0i \u00e9g aldrei heyrt Heru syngja \u00feetta skammlaust. \u00dea\u00f0 dug\u00f0i til a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra mig um a\u00f0 kannski finnst ekki \u00f6llum \u00feetta svo \u00f6murlegt.
\nSerb\u00eda – \u00dea\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 grisja svo gar\u00f0inn fyrir J\u00fag\u00f3slavana a\u00f0 \u00feetta er n\u00e1nast eitt eftir.
\nGrikkland – Eins hall\u00e6rislegt og \u00fea\u00f0 er, fr\u00e1 stir\u00f0busanum sem syngur til s\u00e6tu str\u00e1kanna sem dansa, \u00fe\u00e1 virkar \u00feetta \u00e1 einhvern f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegan m\u00e1ta.
\nBelg\u00eda – \u00c9g vil sj\u00e1 Belga f\u00e1 breik \u00ed \u00e1r.
\nAzerbadjan – \u00dea\u00f0 er slatti af tilt\u00f6lulega r\u00f3legum l\u00f6gum austana\u00f0, sungnum af snoppufr\u00ed\u00f0u og mestanpart t\u00f3nhaldandi kvenf\u00f3lki. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 azerska laginu muni ganga best af \u00feeim.
\nNoregur – En \u00e9g er samt ekki alveg viss. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00e1nast fift\u00ed-fift\u00ed milli Di\u00f0riks og \u00edsraelska str\u00e1ksins hvor skr\u00ed\u00f0ur upp\u00ed ne\u00f0ri helminginn \u00e1 topp t\u00edu. Veltur allt \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvorum \u00feeirra gengur betur a\u00f0 halda lagi.<\/p>\n

Svo held \u00e9g bara sveim\u00e9r\u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 Grikkland taki \u00feetta. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00e9g voni n\u00e1tt\u00farulega \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00f6llum l\u00edkum a\u00f0 h\u00fan Lena sl\u00e1i \u00feessu \u00f6llusaman vi\u00f0. En vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum allavega ekki a\u00f0 hafa neinar \u00e1hyggjur af henni Heru.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00deegar \u00e9g haf\u00f0i bara s\u00e9\u00f0 „Alla lei\u00f0“ klippuna af honum Di\u00f0riki norska leist m\u00e9r ekkert \u00e1 \u00feetta, \u00f3ttaleg lei\u00f0indi. \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur horfir \u00e1 allt n\u00fameri\u00f0 er \u00fea\u00f0 mun sk\u00e1rra, en \u00e1 t\u00e6ru a\u00f0 \u00feetta ver\u00f0ur rosalega broth\u00e6tt hj\u00e1 honum str\u00e1knum. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e1 ekkert \u00fataf bera og \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur \u00feetta a\u00f0 einu allsherjar f\u00edask\u00f3i. \u00dea\u00f0 er […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eurovision"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}