Hva\u00f0 \u00ed anskotanum \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 eiginlega a\u00f0 fyrirstilla a\u00f0 \u00ed hvurt einasta skipti sem hitnar \u00ed kolunum \u00ed Valh\u00f6ll, \u00fe\u00e1 ko\u00f0nar \u00f6ll vitleysan ni\u00f0ur \u00ed innant\u00f3mt mas um \u00fea\u00f0 hvur sag\u00f0i hva\u00f0 og hvur s\u00e1 ekki hva\u00f0a \u00f3merkilega sn\u00fdtubr\u00e9fssnepil\u00a0\u00e1 einhverju tveggja e\u00f0a \u00feriggja manna tali, hvort sem \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00ed loku\u00f0u vinnuherbergi \u00ed Brei\u00f0holtinu e\u00f0a h\u00f3telherbergi \u00ed Lund\u00fanum?! Hvunnlax d\u00f3madags maf\u00ed\u00f3sast\u00e6lar eru \u00feetta eiginlega?!!! Gett t\u00fa gripps vi\u00fe\u00fe itt, elskurnar: \u00c1si og P\u00e9tur voru \u00e1ratugum \u00e1 undan sinni samt\u00ed\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00feeir bentu \u00e1 a\u00f0\u00a0Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkurinn er st\u00e6rstu gl\u00e6pasamt\u00f6k sem starfa \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f3breytt enn \u00feann dag \u00ed dag, n\u00fana tuttugu \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0ar, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir einkurja lith\u00e1ska vonnab\u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0ahnuplara\u00a0og d\u00f3pfylltar sk\u00fatur\u00a0\u00ed kyrrl\u00e1tum\u00a0krummasku\u00f0um \u00fat\u00e1 landi.<\/p>\n
(\u00deess m\u00e1 geta a\u00f0 me\u00f0an \u00feeir Bjarni og Villi k\u00f6mmu\u00f0ust \u00ed bakherberginu vi\u00f0 \u00feri\u00f0ja mann serveru\u00f0u kvenkyns flug\u00fej\u00f3nar \u00feeim visk\u00ed, vindla og v\u00ednber \u00ed bo\u00f0i Icelandair og Glitnis undir spjallinu.)<\/p>\n
Me\u00f0al annarra or\u00f0a, og heldur tjilla\u00f0ri: \u00c9g held a\u00f0 Bj\u00f6rn Ingi s\u00e9 l\u00e9legur leikari.<\/p>\n
Ekki misskilja. \u00c9g er sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ur um a\u00f0 hann, eins og allir alv\u00f6ru stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamenn, er \u00e1g\u00e6tlega g\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00ed a\u00f0 lj\u00faga bl\u00e1kalt gegnum tennurnar \u00e1 s\u00e9r og halda fullkomnu p\u00f3kersmetti \u00e1 me\u00f0an. En \u00e9g tr\u00fai \u00fev\u00ed ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 partur af daglegu reppertor\u00edi, hvorki hans n\u00e9 nokkurs annars \u00ed \u00edslenskri p\u00f3lit\u00edk, a\u00f0 geta kreist \u00fat kr\u00f3k\u00f3d\u00edlat\u00e1r me\u00f0an steinhjarta\u00f0 sl\u00e6r \u00ed brj\u00f3stinu upp\u00e1 t\u00edu \u00ed einkunn fyrir leikr\u00e6na t\u00falkun.<\/p>\n
Var Ingibj\u00f6rg kannski bara a\u00f0 gera s\u00e9r upp hjarta\u00e1fall \u00ed beinni?<\/p>\n
Var Dav\u00ed\u00f0 kannski bara a\u00f0 plata okkur me\u00f0 \u00feessari a\u00f0kenningu a\u00f0 krabbameini, akk\u00farat \u00feegar spj\u00f3tin st\u00f3\u00f0u hva\u00f0 hvassast \u00e1 honum?<\/p>\n
(hummm…)<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r hefur einhvernveginn alltaf fundist a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 taka \u00f6llu sem hann Bingi\u00a0pjakkurinn segir me\u00f0 hn\u00edfsoddi af salti (e\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0an af meira). \u00dea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt\u00a0a\u00f0 lj\u00faga hverju sem er og vera \u00e1b\u00fa\u00f0arfullur og \u00e1byrgur tils\u00fdndar. E\u00f0a brosandi\u00a0og gla\u00f0v\u00e6r (str\u00e6k \u00f0att, Halld\u00f3r \u00c1sgr\u00edmsson). En a\u00f0 kl\u00f6kkna \u00ed p\u00falti? \u00dea\u00f0 er mun erfi\u00f0ara a\u00f0 feika en \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edtur \u00fat fyrir\u00a0(sem gerir afreki\u00f0 \u00feess vir\u00f0ingarver\u00f0ara, ef \u00e9g hef rangt fyrir m\u00e9r).<\/p>\n
\u00c9g veit ekki \u00ed hva\u00f0a st\u00f6\u00f0u Bj\u00f6rn Ingi var \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku. \u00dea\u00f0 eru allir a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r hver s\u00fa sta\u00f0a var. \u00c9g tr\u00fai engum \u00feeirra – ekki svo langt sem \u00feeir vilja. En hver sem h\u00fan var, \u00fe\u00e1 fannst m\u00e9r greinilegt a\u00f0 \u00feetta var sta\u00f0a sem hann \u00f3ska\u00f0i s\u00e9r ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00ed. \u00dearna var ma\u00f0ur sem haf\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka erfi\u00f0ar \u00e1kvar\u00f0anir, og s\u00e6rt \u00fe\u00e1 sem st\u00f3\u00f0u honum n\u00e6rri \u00ed framhj\u00e1hlaupinu. Og hann s\u00fdtti \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Nema \u00feetta s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 sem er kennt \u00ed stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lask\u00f3la F\u00e9lags Ungra Frams\u00f3knarmanna. \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.\u00a0Eggert, er \u00fea\u00f0 kannski svolei\u00f0is?<\/p>\n
Neeeh…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hva\u00f0 \u00ed anskotanum \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 eiginlega a\u00f0 fyrirstilla a\u00f0 \u00ed hvurt einasta skipti sem hitnar \u00ed kolunum \u00ed Valh\u00f6ll, \u00fe\u00e1 ko\u00f0nar \u00f6ll vitleysan ni\u00f0ur \u00ed innant\u00f3mt mas um \u00fea\u00f0 hvur sag\u00f0i hva\u00f0 og hvur s\u00e1 ekki hva\u00f0a \u00f3merkilega sn\u00fdtubr\u00e9fssnepil\u00a0\u00e1 einhverju tveggja e\u00f0a \u00feriggja manna tali, hvort sem \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00ed loku\u00f0u vinnuherbergi \u00ed Brei\u00f0holtinu e\u00f0a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jomalin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}