{"id":937,"date":"2008-04-21T12:17:24","date_gmt":"2008-04-21T12:17:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2008\/04\/21\/ballardiskur-filingur\/"},"modified":"2008-04-21T12:17:24","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T12:17:24","slug":"ballardiskur-filingur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2008\/04\/21\/ballardiskur-filingur\/","title":{"rendered":"Ballard\u00edskur f\u00edlingur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g er \u00ed alveg rosalega ballard\u00edskum f\u00edling \u00feessa dagana. J\u00e1kv\u00e6tt f\u00eddbakk milli \u00feess hvernig \u00e9g s\u00e9 hlutina \u00ed kringum mig og b\u00f3kanna sem \u00e9g er a\u00f0 lesa.<\/p>\n<p>Um daginn var \u00e9g \u00ed str\u00e6t\u00f3 a\u00f0 lesa <em>Crash<\/em>. \u00cd s\u00e6tinu fyrir framan mig voru tv\u00e6r t\u00e1ningsst\u00falkur a\u00f0 tala um vin sinn sem ku hafa keyrt \u00e1 vegg \u00e1 100 km hra\u00f0a\/klst (heyr\u00f0ist m\u00e9r \u00e1 \u00feeim). \u00cd \u00c1rt\u00fansh\u00f6f\u00f0anum f\u00f3r \u00f6ll umfer\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00e6gagang: b\u00edlarnir silu\u00f0ust framhj\u00e1 bifrei\u00f0av\u00f6llunum vi\u00f0 H\u00fasgagnah\u00f6llina. Bogl\u00edna dregin af hreinsu\u00f0um \u00fatbl\u00e6stri og n\u00f6glum sem g\u00e6la vi\u00f0 tj\u00f6rustein. Svo s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 sk\u00fdringuna \u00feegar vi\u00f0 mj\u00f6ku\u00f0umst yfir Gullinbr\u00fa: \u00cd skj\u00f3li blikkandi bl\u00e1rra lj\u00f3sa \u00e1 eyjunni milli akstursstefna st\u00f3\u00f0u sj\u00fakraflutningamenn yfir feitlaginni mi\u00f0aldra h\u00fasm\u00f3\u00f0ur sem sat sem fastast undir st\u00fdri \u00ed bl\u00e1um Volv\u00f3 me\u00f0 krumpa\u00f0a v\u00e9larhl\u00edf. Hinumegin vi\u00f0 okkur var risavaxinn ruslag\u00e1mur \u00ed vegkantinum; b\u00f6ggull sem virtist hafa dotti\u00f0 \u00far p\u00f3stt\u00f6sku risavaxins br\u00e9fbera. M\u00e9r st\u00f3\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd morgun lag\u00f0i \u00e9g b\u00edlnum \u00e1 efri h\u00e6\u00f0 b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0ah\u00fassins sem stendur undir br\u00fanni \u00e1 flaggskipi \u00edslenskra erf\u00f0aranns\u00f3kna. \u00cd polli \u00e1 b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0inu sp\u00edgsporu\u00f0u tveir tjaldar. \u00deeir flugu kvakandi burt \u00feegar Pajerojeppi mala\u00f0i inn heimrei\u00f0ina.<\/p>\n<p>Annars er svari\u00f0 fundi\u00f0 Magn\u00fas: Egill Helgason er R.R. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 alveg m\u00e1li\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er reyndar bl\u00edding obv\u00ed\u00f6s um lei\u00f0 og ma\u00f0ur stoppar til a\u00f0 p\u00e6la \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed. Veistu um einhvern sem getur hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0 m\u00e9r me\u00f0 f\u00f3t\u00f3sjopp?<\/p>\n<p>Anna\u00f0 \u00ed fr\u00e9ttum: m\u00e9r hefur veri\u00f0 bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i aukas\u00fdning \u00e1 hinu \u00e1g\u00e6ta Hugleikriti, 39 \u00bd vika, \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 kemur. Fagni \u00fev\u00ed allir g\u00f3\u00f0ir menn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g er \u00ed alveg rosalega ballard\u00edskum f\u00edling \u00feessa dagana. J\u00e1kv\u00e6tt f\u00eddbakk milli \u00feess hvernig \u00e9g s\u00e9 hlutina \u00ed kringum mig og b\u00f3kanna sem \u00e9g er a\u00f0 lesa. Um daginn var \u00e9g \u00ed str\u00e6t\u00f3 a\u00f0 lesa Crash. \u00cd s\u00e6tinu fyrir framan mig voru tv\u00e6r t\u00e1ningsst\u00falkur a\u00f0 tala um vin sinn sem ku hafa keyrt \u00e1 vegg [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,7,10,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amstur","category-dylgjur","category-heimsmalin","category-par","category-jomalin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}