\u00c9g vil l\u00fdsa yfir \u00e1n\u00e6gju minni me\u00f0 „\u00f3eir\u00f0irnar“ \u00ed g\u00e6r. Miki\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r fannst \u00fe\u00e6r flottar.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 gerist alltof sjaldan h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi a\u00f0 m\u00f3tm\u00e6li n\u00e1i a\u00f0 komast yfir \u00feann \u00fer\u00f6skuld sundur\u00feykkju og megnrar \u00f3\u00e1n\u00e6gju a\u00f0 upp\u00far sj\u00f3\u00f0i eins og ger\u00f0ist \u00ed g\u00e6r. \u00dea\u00f0 var undantekningin fr\u00e1 \u00feeirri reglu sem \u00edslensk m\u00f3tm\u00e6li fylgja n\u00e1nast alltaf.<\/p>\n
\u00cd sta\u00f0 reglu: \u00f3regla.<\/p>\n
Eins og Bubbi sag\u00f0i: „Hversvegna eru \/ l\u00f6g\u00f3regla \/ til a\u00f0 fela \/ hitt og \u00feetta…“<\/p>\n
H\u00farra. \u00cd alv\u00f6ru.<\/p>\n
Fulltr\u00faar l\u00f6g\u00f3reglu og annarra yfirvalda kepptust vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hvur um annan \u00feveran a\u00f0 koma fram \u00ed fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lum og benda \u00e1 a\u00f0 m\u00f3tm\u00e6lendur v\u00e6ru fyrir l\u00f6ngu „b\u00fanir a\u00f0 koma s\u00ednum m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 \u00e1 framf\u00e6ri“ og \u00fev\u00ed v\u00e6ri sorglegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 svona fari\u00f0.<\/p>\n
En kommon, \u00fea\u00f0 er akk\u00farat m\u00e1li\u00f0: F\u00f3lk er or\u00f0i\u00f0 hundleitt \u00e1 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 s\u00ednum „komi\u00f0 \u00e1 framf\u00e6ri“ og svo b\u00fai\u00f0, fari\u00f0 bara heim og leggi\u00f0 ykkur. Fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 Lost e\u00f0a Desperate Housewives e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00dearna f\u00f3r f\u00f3lk sem var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00f3g af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 „koma m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 s\u00ednum \u00e1 framf\u00e6ri.“ \u00dea\u00f0 vildi f\u00e1 vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0!<\/strong> \u00fea\u00f0 vildi sj\u00e1 hreyfingu!<\/strong> \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e6tti sig ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera sent heim \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e6i eitthva\u00f0 gerast!<\/strong> Ni\u00f0ur me\u00f0 au\u00f0valdi\u00f0! Fokk<\/strong> \u00f0\u00f6 p\u00f3l\u00eds!<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r a\u00f0d\u00e1unarvert. Fyrir \u00fev\u00ed klappa \u00e9g:<\/p>\n Klapp. Klapp. Klapp.<\/p>\n En m\u00e9r finnst \u00feessi m\u00e1lsta\u00f0ur hinsvegar nau\u00f0a\u00f3merkilegur. \u00c9g \u00e6tla r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 sem fyrst standi einhver upp og segi trukkab\u00edlstj\u00f3runum a\u00f0 \u00e9ta bara \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fati fr\u00fds: \u00dea\u00f0 er engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 sn\u00faa ni\u00f0ur eldsneytisver\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00cdslandi me\u00f0 einhverslags r\u00edkisstyrktu handafli. M\u00e9r hr\u00fds hugur vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 reglur um hv\u00edldart\u00edma v\u00f6ruflutningab\u00edlstj\u00f3ra ver\u00f0i r\u00fdmka\u00f0ar \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 veru sem \u00feeir krefjast.<\/p>\n \u00deegar \u00e9g keyri n\u00e6st nor\u00f0ur til Akureyrar me\u00f0 konuna m\u00edna og b\u00f6rnin \u00ferj\u00fa innanbor\u00f0s vil \u00e9g geta treyst \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 undir st\u00fdri \u00e1 \u00e1tj\u00e1nhj\u00f3la flutningab\u00edlnum sem m\u00e6tir m\u00e9r sitji \u00fathv\u00edldur ma\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n En upp\u00feotin \u00fe\u00f3ttu m\u00e9r \u00e6\u00f0islegar fr\u00e9ttir. \u00c9g vona a\u00f0 sem fyrst ver\u00f0i m\u00f3tm\u00e6lt h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi aftur af sama eldm\u00f3\u00f0i. Og \u00fe\u00e1 helst einhverju sem manni finnst skipta m\u00e1li.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c9g vil l\u00fdsa yfir \u00e1n\u00e6gju minni me\u00f0 „\u00f3eir\u00f0irnar“ \u00ed g\u00e6r. Miki\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r fannst \u00fe\u00e6r flottar. \u00dea\u00f0 gerist alltof sjaldan h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi a\u00f0 m\u00f3tm\u00e6li n\u00e1i a\u00f0 komast yfir \u00feann \u00fer\u00f6skuld sundur\u00feykkju og megnrar \u00f3\u00e1n\u00e6gju a\u00f0 upp\u00far sj\u00f3\u00f0i eins og ger\u00f0ist \u00ed g\u00e6r. \u00dea\u00f0 var undantekningin fr\u00e1 \u00feeirri reglu sem \u00edslensk m\u00f3tm\u00e6li fylgja n\u00e1nast alltaf. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jomalin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}