{"id":953,"date":"2008-08-08T09:20:59","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T09:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2008\/08\/08\/953\/"},"modified":"2008-08-08T09:20:59","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T09:20:59","slug":"953","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2008\/08\/08\/953\/","title":{"rendered":"Sigurvegarar, fagurfr\u00e6\u00f0i b\u00edlslysa og Egill Helgason"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g er a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a of g\u00f3\u00f0u vanur.<\/p>\n

\u00c1 m\u00ednum fyrri vinnusta\u00f0 var sosum h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 finna d\u00fdrindis sj\u00e1lfmalandi kaffimask\u00ednur v\u00edtt og breitt um bygginguna. Samt s\u00f3tti ma\u00f0ur alltaf mest \u00ed g\u00f6mlu g\u00f3\u00f0u upp\u00e1hellinguna ni\u00f0ri \u00ed matsal. H\u00e9r \u00e1 CBS (nei, ekki \u00feessu CBS<\/a>, heldur \u00feessu CBS<\/a>) er bara um eitt a\u00f0 velja: Alv\u00f6ru h\u00e1g\u00e6\u00f0amask\u00ednu sem malar on\u00ed bollann og d\u00e6lir \u00fat\u00ed \u00far r\u00f6ri sem er beintengt vi\u00f0 k\u00e6lidunk fullan af \u00f6k\u00f3l\u00f3g\u00edskri s\u00f6\u00f0melk. Svo n\u00fa byrja morgnarnir \u00e1 v\u00e6num bolla af latt\u00e9, styrktum me\u00f0 aukaskammti af tv\u00f6f\u00f6ldum espresso. Og ekki spillir fyrir a\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00f6stud\u00f6gum er bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp\u00e1 pylsur, brau\u00f0 me\u00f0 chokoladep\u00e5l\u00e6g<\/em> og v\u00ednarbrau\u00f0 \u00ed desert.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 kallar ma\u00f0ur sko Morgenmad for Erobrere<\/em>.<\/p>\n

– – –<\/p>\n

Sem ver\u00f0andi einst\u00e6\u00f0ingur er \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 finna upp\u00e1halds skyndibitasta\u00f0inn minn \u00ed Hr\u00f3arskeldu. \u00dea\u00f0 er sjoppulegur kebabsta\u00f0ur \u00e1 horninu \u00fear sem str\u00e6t\u00f3inn heim \u00e1 Heilagan J\u00f3hannes \u00e1 lei\u00f0 hj\u00e1 ofan \u00far b\u00e6 ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 samg\u00f6ngumi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ina. \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r hann renna hj\u00e1 er m\u00e1tulegt a\u00f0 henda \u00e1lpapp\u00edrsumb\u00fa\u00f0unum og skunda \u00fat \u00e1 stoppist\u00f6\u00f0 fyrir heimfer\u00f0ina.<\/p>\n

En \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki \u00fea\u00f0 besta. Og ekki heldur a\u00f0 bo\u00f0i\u00f0 er upp \u00e1 hi\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6tasta bras af falafel og r\u00e6kjum \u00ed durumk\u00f6kur. Nei.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 besta er sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 \u00e1 sta\u00f0num: Gervihnatta\u00fatsending fr\u00e1 \u00fe\u00fdsk-tyrkneskri sj\u00f3nvarpsst\u00f6\u00f0 sem s\u00e9rh\u00e6fir sig \u00ed frant\u00edskum koll\u00f6sjum af endalausum kappakstursslysum og m\u00f3tors\u00fdninga\u00f3lukkum.<\/p>\n

D\u00e1lei\u00f0andi fegur\u00f0. Ballard v\u00e6ri svo stoltur.<\/p>\n

– – –<\/p>\n

Sem minnir mig \u00e1 skemmtilega tilviljun: \u00cd lj\u00f3si gr\u00e1tbroslegs debatts \u00e1 t\u00f6lvu\u00f6ld<\/a> m\u00e1 \u00e9g til me\u00f0 a\u00f0 nefna a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu m\u00e1nu\u00f0i hef \u00e9g \u00ed hj\u00e1verkum dunda\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 p\u00fasla saman powerpoint-lj\u00f3\u00f0inu \u201eUm \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00feess a\u00f0 mig langar a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0a Agli Helgasyni.\u201c H\u00e9r er mynd sem breg\u00f0ur \u00fear fyrir:<\/p>\n

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\u00deeir sem vita af hvunnlags dagskr\u00e1m og upp\u00e1komum n\u00e6stu m\u00e1nu\u00f0ina sem h\u00f6f\u00f0a til l\u00e6gstu hvata allra sannra \u00f3vina hinna \u00e6\u00f0ri lista mega endilega hnippa \u00ed mig. Bara verst hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er stopult \u00e1 landinu \u00e1 n\u00e6stunni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g er a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a of g\u00f3\u00f0u vanur. \u00c1 m\u00ednum fyrri vinnusta\u00f0 var sosum h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 finna d\u00fdrindis sj\u00e1lfmalandi kaffimask\u00ednur v\u00edtt og breitt um bygginguna. Samt s\u00f3tti ma\u00f0ur alltaf mest \u00ed g\u00f6mlu g\u00f3\u00f0u upp\u00e1hellinguna ni\u00f0ri \u00ed matsal. H\u00e9r \u00e1 CBS (nei, ekki \u00feessu CBS, heldur \u00feessu CBS) er bara um eitt a\u00f0 velja: Alv\u00f6ru h\u00e1g\u00e6\u00f0amask\u00ednu sem […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}