{"id":986,"date":"2008-10-20T11:41:50","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T11:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gamla.truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2008\/10\/20\/nokkur-me%c3%b0m%c3%a6li-i-misov%c3%a6ntar-attir\/"},"modified":"2008-10-20T11:41:50","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T11:41:50","slug":"nokkur-me%c3%b0m%c3%a6li-i-misov%c3%a6ntar-attir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/2008\/10\/20\/nokkur-me%c3%b0m%c3%a6li-i-misov%c3%a6ntar-attir\/","title":{"rendered":"Nokkur me\u00f0m\u00e6li \u00ed mis\u00f3v\u00e6ntar \u00e1ttir"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g hef aldrei gefi\u00f0 mig \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera neinn taglhn\u00fdtingur Egils Helgasonar<\/a>. Reyndar \u00fevert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti. \u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 honum svo hr\u00f3pandi \u00f3samm\u00e1la \u00ed svo fj\u00f6ldam\u00f6rgu gegnum t\u00ed\u00f0ina (\u00cdslamista\/Na\u00edvistaumr\u00e6\u00f0unni, Draumalands\/virkjanadebattinum, kirkju\/tr\u00faleysisdeilunum, 101-lofs\u00f6ngnum, sitthverju \u00far kaldastr\u00ed\u00f0inu, etsetera) a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00e1lfa v\u00e6ri n\u00f3g. En \u00feessa dagana vir\u00f0ist hann einn af f\u00e1um sem virkilega leggja sig fram um a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 gerast, hva\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 gerast, hva\u00f0 \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 gerast, afhverju \u00ed andskotanum \u00feessu var \u00f6llusaman leyft a\u00f0 gerast. Hann l\u00e6tur ekki segja s\u00e9r fyrir verkum. Hann hefur s\u00ednar eigin sko\u00f0anir (sem \u00e9g er, eins og \u00e1\u00f0ur er geti\u00f0, ekki endilega alltaf samm\u00e1la, en finnst \u00fe\u00f3 alltaf \u00feess ver\u00f0ar a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a). Og hann er me\u00f0 h\u00e6sta pr\u00f3f\u00edlinn. \u00c9g m\u00e6li me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6ttinum hans<\/a> \u00ed g\u00e6r – vi\u00f0tal hans vi\u00f0 J\u00f3n Baldvin var … magna\u00f0 (og svo kitla\u00f0i mig p\u00ednu a\u00f0 hann skyldi tro\u00f0a inn kommentinu um Hv\u00edt\u00fevottab\u00f3kina \u00ed bl\u00e1restina). Silfur Egils er skyldu\u00e1horf \u00feessa dagana.<\/p>\n

(\u00c9g \u00e1skil m\u00e9r samt vitaskuld fullan r\u00e9tt til a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa frati \u00e1 sko\u00f0anir hans hven\u00e6r sem m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3knast, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir lofrulluna.)<\/p>\n

– – –<\/p>\n

Talandi um a\u00f0 vera \u00f3samm\u00e1la Agli Helgasyni: \u00c9g vil l\u00fdsa yfir \u00e1n\u00e6gju minni me\u00f0 m\u00f3tm\u00e6lin \u00e1 laugardaginn var. Og a\u00f0 \u00feau ver\u00f0i endurtekin \u00e1 laugardaginn kemur. Megi laugardagar til m\u00f3tm\u00e6la ver\u00f0a sem flestir.<\/p>\n

M\u00f3tm\u00e6li.<\/p>\n

-Ef vi\u00f0 stoppum til a\u00f0 p\u00e6la a\u00f0eins \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed, \u00fe\u00e1 hefur \u00edslenskan skammta\u00f0 okkur \u00f3ttalega m\u00e1ttlaust or\u00f0 til a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa hugtakinu. Sem, \u00e9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, sk\u00fdrir kannski a\u00f0 hluta hva\u00f0 \u00cdslendingar hafa veri\u00f0 sein\u00fereyttir til m\u00f3tm\u00e6la \u00ed seinni t\u00ed\u00f0.<\/p>\n

M\u00f3tm\u00e6li.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 sem \u00fearf a\u00f0 gera er ekki a\u00f0 m\u00e6la<\/em> hlutum \u00ed m\u00f3t<\/em>. M\u00f3tm\u00e6li eru ekki til \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk geti vi\u00f0ra\u00f0 \u00f3\u00e1n\u00e6gju s\u00edna me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem er b\u00fai\u00f0 og gert. Ekki eing\u00f6ngu. M\u00f3tm\u00e6li geta \u00fe\u00e1 fyrst or\u00f0i\u00f0 til einhvers ef settar eru fram kr\u00f6fur<\/em> um a\u00f0ger\u00f0ir<\/em>. \u00c1kve\u00f0nar, sk\u00fdrt afmarka\u00f0ar a\u00f0ger\u00f0ir sem ekki fer \u00e1 milli m\u00e1la hvort fylgja skuli fram e\u00f0a ekki. Tild\u00e6mis krafa um a\u00f0 opinber starfsma\u00f0ur segi af s\u00e9r, e\u00f0a ver\u00f0i viki\u00f0 fr\u00e1 ella (minni aftur \u00e1 vi\u00f0tali\u00f0 vi\u00f0 JB, \u00fear sem ekki f\u00f3r \u00e1 milli m\u00e1la hvert v\u00e6ri nau\u00f0synlegt fyrsta skref a\u00f0 st\u00edga). Kr\u00f6furnar hef\u00f0u m\u00e1tt vera fleiri en \u00feessi eina \u00e1 laugardaginn (og ver\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0 vonandi \u00feegar m\u00f3tm\u00e6lum heldur \u00e1fram) en hva\u00f0 sem \u00f6\u00f0ru l\u00ed\u00f0ur er \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00fan sem r\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1 a\u00f0 orga h\u00e6st. \u00dea\u00f0 leysir ekki vanda \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arinnar \u00e1 einu bretti a\u00f0 skipta \u00fat einum se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3ra, en \u00fea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist nau\u00f0synlegt fyrir n\u00e1nast allt sem \u00fearf a\u00f0 koma \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Enn eru \u00ferj\u00e1r vikur \u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g geti m\u00e6tt \u00e1 Austurv\u00f6ll sj\u00e1lfur. En ef \u00feau ver\u00f0a \u00fear enn\u00fe\u00e1, \u00fe\u00e1 kem \u00e9g.<\/p>\n

– – –<\/p>\n

\u00c9g er \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 Dorrit Moussaieff<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g endurtek: \u00c9g er \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 Dorrit Moussaieff. \u00c9g er ekki a\u00f0 dj\u00f3ka me\u00f0 \u00feetta.<\/p>\n

Ekki misskilja. Margt sem h\u00fan og \u00d3lafur s\u00f6g\u00f0u og ger\u00f0u me\u00f0an allt virtist leika \u00ed lyndi og smj\u00f6ri\u00f0 draup af hverju j\u00f6klabr\u00e9fi er heimskulegt eins og \u00fea\u00f0 horfir vi\u00f0 \u00ed dag. Og \u00feeir eru til sem fannst \u00fea\u00f0 heimskulegt \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feegar, og tek \u00e9g hatt minn ofan fyrir \u00feeim – \u00fea\u00f0 voru\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 sem h\u00f6f\u00f0u\u00f0 r\u00e9tt fyrir ykkur (m\u00e1 \u00e9g samt, \u00e1\u00f0ur en lengra er haldi\u00f0, minna \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00d3RG er einn af f\u00e1um framm\u00e1m\u00f6nnum sem hefur l\u00fdst yfir einhverju sem n\u00e1lgast i\u00f0run e\u00f0a eftirsj\u00e1 \u00ed tengslum vi\u00f0 \u00feetta alltsaman).<\/p>\n

En \u00feau voru ekki ein um vitleysuna. Er \u00fea\u00f0 nokku\u00f0? Ha?<\/p>\n

Og vi\u00f0 sem sj\u00e1lf vorum l\u00f6ngu b\u00fain a\u00f0 leggja \u00feann klafa \u00e1 emb\u00e6tti\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sn\u00e9rist um akk\u00farat \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00feau ger\u00f0u: A\u00f0 sinna PR. Kynna land og \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 erlendri grund. \u00deetta var djobbi\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 borgu\u00f0um \u00feeim fyrir. L\u00e1i \u00feeim hver sem vill – og \u00e9g skil sosum \u00fe\u00e1 sem \u00fea\u00f0 vilja. \u00c9g held \u00e9g s\u00e9 bara ekki samm\u00e1la \u00feeim.<\/p>\n

\u00d6\u00f0ru m\u00e1li gegnir \u00feegar sn\u00fdr a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0leggingum hennar til hn\u00edpinnar \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ar \u00ed kr\u00edsu. Menn sem \u00e9g allajafna tek a\u00f0 minnsta kosti jafnmiki\u00f0 mark \u00e1 og Agli Helgasyni (d\u00e6mi 1<\/a>; d\u00e6mi 2<\/a>) ausa \u00far hlandkoppum rei\u00f0i sinnar yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fr\u00fain skuli dirfast a\u00f0 tj\u00e1 sig um \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig skuli draga fram t\u00f3runa \u00feegar har\u00f0nar \u00e1 dalnum. \u00dear er \u00e9g \u00feeim ekki a\u00f0eins \u00f3samm\u00e1la: m\u00e9r finnst \u00feeir vera a\u00f0 tala \u00fatum rassgati\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g endurtek: Rassgat.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g tek fyrstuhandarfr\u00e1sagnir um \u00f6mmu Dav\u00ed\u00f0s Oddssonar (muuu!) ekki nema r\u00e9tt svo tr\u00faanlegar. En \u00e9g man \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00ed\u00f0 \u00feegar m\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn, \u00ed \u00feeim \u00ferengingum sem foreldrar m\u00ednir lif\u00f0u fyrir aldarfj\u00f3r\u00f0ungi, braut saman og geymdi \u00e1lpapp\u00edrinn til a\u00f0 nota hann aftur. Og j\u00f3la- og afm\u00e6lisgjafapapp\u00edrinn. Vaska\u00f0i upp Gunnars maj\u00f3nesdollurnar (blessu\u00f0 s\u00e9 minning hans) og VitaWrap plastfilmurnar til a\u00f0 nota undir og yfir (respekt\u00edft) afganga af k\u00e1lb\u00f6gglum, hrognum og siginni gr\u00e1sleppu.<\/p>\n

Eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g best veit gerir h\u00fan \u00feetta enn \u00feann dag \u00ed dag.<\/p>\n

Svo \u00e9g er fullkomlega samm\u00e1la forsetafr\u00fanni. M\u00e9r finnst \u00feetta jafnvel (og h\u00e9r h\u00e6tti \u00e9g m\u00e9r kannski \u00fat\u00e1 br\u00fanina) sk\u00fdra a\u00f0 hlutatil afhverju h\u00fan kemur \u00far efnafj\u00f6lskyldu: B\u00f6rnunum er kennt a\u00f0hald, hva\u00f0 sem l\u00ed\u00f0ur r\u00edkid\u00e6mi foreldranna. Gr\u00e6ddur er geymdur demantur.<\/p>\n

Mig grunar a\u00f0 \u00f3lundin yfir h\u00fasr\u00e1\u00f0um forsetafr\u00faarinnar s\u00e9 runnin af sama mei\u00f0i og \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00feess a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 erum \u00ed \u00feessum vanda til a\u00f0 byrja me\u00f0: Vi\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00f3skumst vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 og taka mark \u00e1 \u00feeim sem sj\u00e1 okkur utanfr\u00e1 og vilja leggja okkur til r\u00e1\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 erum svo flj\u00f3t a\u00f0 fyllast \u00f6fund og heim\u00f3ttarskap. Heimsku,<\/em> \u00ed \u00feess or\u00f0s b\u00f3kstaflegustu og upprunalegu merkingu.<\/p>\n

\u00dei\u00f0 geti\u00f0 bara sj\u00e1lfir \u00e9ti\u00f0 \u00e1lpapp\u00edr, \u00fearna.<\/p>\n

– – –<\/p>\n

A\u00f0 lokum m\u00e1 \u00e9g til me\u00f0 a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 Dagbla\u00f0i\u00f0 Nei<\/a>, fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki vita af \u00fev\u00ed enn\u00fe\u00e1. \u00d3h\u00e1\u00f0asta \u00edslenska dagbla\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed dag. Skyldulesning upp \u00e1 hvunn dag<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g hef aldrei gefi\u00f0 mig \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera neinn taglhn\u00fdtingur Egils Helgasonar. Reyndar \u00fevert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti. \u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 honum svo hr\u00f3pandi \u00f3samm\u00e1la \u00ed svo fj\u00f6ldam\u00f6rgu gegnum t\u00ed\u00f0ina (\u00cdslamista\/Na\u00edvistaumr\u00e6\u00f0unni, Draumalands\/virkjanadebattinum, kirkju\/tr\u00faleysisdeilunum, 101-lofs\u00f6ngnum, sitthverju \u00far kaldastr\u00ed\u00f0inu, etsetera) a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00e1lfa v\u00e6ri n\u00f3g. En \u00feessa dagana vir\u00f0ist hann einn af f\u00e1um sem virkilega leggja sig fram […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/hjorvar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}