{"id":34,"date":"2020-05-16T21:47:12","date_gmt":"2020-05-16T21:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/?p=34"},"modified":"2020-05-16T22:23:20","modified_gmt":"2020-05-16T22:23:20","slug":"fru-lonelyhearts-eftir-nathaniel-west","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/2020\/05\/16\/fru-lonelyhearts-eftir-nathaniel-west\/","title":{"rendered":"Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts eftir Nathanael West"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sv\u00f6rt k\u00f3med\u00eda \u00ed fj\u00f3rt\u00e1n hlutum<\/strong><\/p>\n

1.<\/b><\/p>\n

L\u00edti\u00f0 skrifstofuh\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i. Illa til haf\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur situr fyrir framan t\u00f6lvuskj\u00e1 og les t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sta.<\/p>\n

K\u00e6ra <\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>. \u00c9g er einst\u00e6\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ir, \u00f6ryrki, me\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00fa b\u00f6rn sem \u00e1 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00e1 endum saman. Hvernig \u00fatsk\u00fdri \u00e9g fyrir b\u00f6rnunum a\u00f0 \u00feau geta ekki gert allt \u00fea\u00f0 sama og hinir krakkarnir?K\u00e6r kve\u00f0ja, ein \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfull.<\/i><\/p>\n

K\u00e6ra <\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>. \u00c9g er t\u00f3lf \u00e1ra stelpa sem f\u00e6ddist \u00e1n nefs. \u00c9g \u00e1 enga vini og er str\u00edtt \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum. Oftast sit \u00e9g heima \u00ed herberginu m\u00ednu og gr\u00e6t. Hva\u00f0 ger\u00f0i \u00e9g til a\u00f0 ver\u00f0skulda \u00feetta? K\u00e6r kve\u00f0ja, engin.<\/i><\/p>\n

Ma\u00f0urinn opnar n\u00fdtt word skjal og byrjar a\u00f0 skrifa:<\/p>\n

L\u00edfi\u00f0 er \u00feess vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 lifa. \u00dea\u00f0 er fullt af draumum og fri\u00f0, g\u00f3\u00f0mennsku og \u00e1n\u00e6gju….<\/i><\/p>\n

Ma\u00f0urinn stoppar og starir framan \u00ed t\u00f6lvuskj\u00e1inn. Annar ma\u00f0ur kemur upp a\u00f0 honum og tekur \u00ed \u00f6xlina \u00e1 honum.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 gerast \u00ed \u00feessu hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r?<\/p>\n

Hann tekur \u00ed m\u00fasina og gramsar a\u00f0eins \u00ed t\u00f6lvunni og les nokkur skj\u00f6l.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Alltaf \u00feetta sama. Jes\u00fas \u00feetta og Gu\u00f0 hitt. Afhverju b\u00fd\u00f0ur\u00f0u \u00feeim ekki upp\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 n\u00fdtt til tilbreytingar? List til d\u00e6mis? H\u00e9rna \u00e9g skal hj\u00e1lpa \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1lei\u00f0is: Listin er m\u00f6guleg \u00fatg\u00f6ngulei\u00f0. Ekki l\u00e1ta l\u00edfi\u00f0 buga \u00feig. \u00deegar g\u00f6mlu farvegirnir eru or\u00f0nir \u00f3f\u00e6rir vegna kl\u00fa\u00f0urs og mistaka, leita\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 n\u00fdjum. Listin er einmitt sl\u00edkur farvegur. H\u00fan er eitthva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 mikilv\u00e6gasta sem l\u00edfi\u00f0 hefur upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a. \u00deeir sem geta ekki skapa\u00f0, geta noti\u00f0. \u00deeir sem…..<\/i>Sko, eitthva\u00f0 svona. \u00de\u00fa tekur \u00feetta bara h\u00e9\u00f0an.<\/p>\n

2.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> er a\u00f0 r\u00f6lta \u00fat \u00e1 g\u00f6tu eftir vinnu. \u00dea\u00f0 er haustlegt \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00edta og drungalegt, ekkert l\u00edf a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 neins sta\u00f0ar. Hann er mj\u00f6g \u00feungur \u00ed fari og gengur inn \u00e1 l\u00edtinn bar sem hefur v\u00e6gast sagt s\u00e9\u00f0 betri daga.<\/p>\n

\u00dear heilsar hann nokkrum m\u00f6nnum sem sitja a\u00f0 sumbli \u00e1samt stj\u00f3ranum.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>, minn k\u00e6ri vinur, \u00e9g legg til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa gefir lesendum \u00fe\u00ednum steina. \u00deegar \u00feeir bi\u00f0ja um brau\u00f0, ekki gefa \u00feeim eitthva\u00f0 kex eins og kirkjan e\u00f0a segja \u00feeim a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a k\u00f6ku. \u00datsk\u00fdr\u00f0u fyrir \u00feeim a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn lifi ekki \u00e1 brau\u00f0i einu saman og gef\u00f0u \u00feeim svo steina. Seg\u00f0u \u00feeim a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 \u00feessa b\u00e6n \u00e1 hverjum morgni: Gef oss \u00ed dag voran daglega stein<\/i>…<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00c6i \u00feegi\u00f0u…<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts <\/i>f\u00e6r s\u00e9r bj\u00f3r og sest ni\u00f0ur, ekki skemmt.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa ert alltof neikv\u00e6\u00f0ur og svarts\u00fdnn. Gleymdu krossfestingunni og mundu eftir Endurreisninni! \u00dea\u00f0 var enginn svarts\u00fdnn \u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Stj\u00f3rinn lyftir glasi.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Endurreisnin! \u00dev\u00edl\u00edkt t\u00edmabil. Dau\u00f0adrukknir p\u00e1far, fallegir b\u00faningar, \u00f3skilgetin b\u00f6rn…<\/p>\n

\u00der\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rinn talar me\u00f0 miklum til\u00ferifum, tilkomumiklum handahreyfingum, \u00fe\u00e1 er hann gj\u00f6rsamlega svipbrig\u00f0alaus. \u201eDead-pan\u201c \u00fat \u00ed gegn.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Til Endurreisnarinnar! Til Endurreisnarinnar! Til br\u00fanu gr\u00edsku handritanna og hj\u00e1kvennanna me\u00f0 \u00f3m\u00f3tst\u00e6\u00f0ilegu \u00fatlimina…\u00dea\u00f0 minnir mig reyndar \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0, \u00e9g \u00e1 von \u00e1 einum a\u00f0d\u00e1enda minna. Einni me\u00f0 miklar g\u00e1fur.<\/p>\n

Or\u00f0inu g\u00e1fur fylgja handahreyfingar sem mynda st\u00f3r brj\u00f3st.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: H\u00fan vinnur \u00ed b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0, en b\u00edddu bara \u00fear til \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9r\u00f0 aftan \u00e1 hana.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> er auglj\u00f3slega or\u00f0inn pirra\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa ert \u00fe\u00e1 ekki hrifinn af kvenf\u00f3lki sem sagt? Jes\u00fas er eina \u00e1stin \u00fe\u00edn? Jes\u00fas Kristur, konungur konunganna, Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>, k\u00e6rasta Fr\u00fain…<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> heppnast \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 r\u00e9tt \u00ed \u00feessu birtist ungi a\u00f0d\u00e1andinn sem stj\u00f3rinn er a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Fr\u00fa Fj\u00f3la!<\/p>\n

Stj\u00f3rinn l\u00e6tur hana hneigja sig eins og br\u00fa\u00f0u.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Frj\u00fa Fj\u00f3la, \u00e9g vil kynna \u00feig fyrir Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>. S\u00fdndu honum s\u00f6mu vir\u00f0ingu og \u00fe\u00fa s\u00fdnir m\u00e9r. Hann er einnig huggari hinna andlega \u00fej\u00e1\u00f0u og elskandi Gu\u00f0s.<\/p>\n

H\u00fan tekur \u00ed hendina \u00e1 honum sn\u00f6ggt og \u00f6rugglega.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Fr\u00fa Fj\u00f3la vinnur \u00ed b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0 \u00e1samt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sinna skriftum.<\/p>\n

Hann sl\u00e6r hana l\u00e9tt \u00e1 rassinn.<\/p>\n

-Fj\u00f3la<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 voru\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 svona \u00e6stir a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a?<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0<\/p>\n

-Fj\u00f3la<\/i>: N\u00e1\u00f0u \u00ed drykk handa m\u00e9r og haldi\u00f0 svo \u00e1fram. \u00c9g hef mikinn \u00e1huga \u00e1 gu\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0i heilags T\u00f3masar fr\u00e1 Aqu\u00edn\u00f3, s\u00e9rstaklega syntesunni.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Heilagur T\u00f3mas! Hva\u00f0 heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um eiginlega? Einhverjir dj\u00f6fulsins, illa lyktandi g\u00e1fumenni? Vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a Krist og k\u00e6rustu Fr\u00fa fr\u00faanna. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum okkar eigin tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0. Ef \u00feig vantar syntesu, h\u00e9r er ein fyrir \u00feig.<\/p>\n

Hann skellir bla\u00f0a\u00farklippu \u00e1 barbor\u00f0i\u00f0. Fyrirs\u00f6gnin er: Tr\u00faars\u00f6fnu\u00f0ur notar t\u00f6lvu til a\u00f0 reikna syndir me\u00f0limanna og hver kemst inn \u00ed himnar\u00edki. \u201eLei\u00f0togi: \u00deetta er miklu n\u00e1kv\u00e6mara og skilvirkara svona\u201c<\/i><\/p>\n

Fj\u00f3la skellir upp\u00far. Stj\u00f3rinn rei\u00f0ist \u00fe\u00e1 skyndilega og hrifsar \u00ed hana. Bar\u00fej\u00f3nninn skipar \u00feeim a\u00f0 yfirgefa sta\u00f0inn. Stj\u00f3rinn dregur Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> me\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir andm\u00e6li hans. \u00deau setjast \u00ed b\u00e1s. Stj\u00f3rinn lyftir hendinni og l\u00e6tur eins og hann \u00e6tli a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 hana, en str\u00fdkur henni um vangann \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. \u00deegar hann er or\u00f0inn einum of \u00e1gengur f\u00e6r h\u00fan n\u00f3g og \u00fdtir h\u00fan honum \u00ed burtu. Stj\u00f3rinn bregst \u00f3kv\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: \u00c9g er mikill d\u00fdrlingur. \u00c9g get gengi\u00f0 \u00e1 eigin vatni. Hafi\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 aldrei heyrt um p\u00edslag\u00f6ngu stj\u00f3rans \u00ed h\u00e1degismatnum e\u00f0a \u00fej\u00e1ninguna vi\u00f0 kaffiv\u00e9lina? \u00c9g l\u00edkti s\u00e1runum \u00e1 l\u00edkama Krists vi\u00f0 litlar buddur \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 setjum klink synda okkar. \u00deetta er einmitt m\u00f6gnu\u00f0 hugmynd. En veltum n\u00fa fyrir okkur op eigin l\u00edkama og fyrir hva\u00f0 \u00feau eru opin. Undir h\u00fa\u00f0 mannsins er undursamur frumsk\u00f3gur \u00fear sem \u00e6\u00f0ar renna eins og \u00feykkur gr\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00fear sem ofur\u00ferosku\u00f0 l\u00edff\u00e6ri hanga og innyfli tvinna sig saman sv\u00f6rt og rau\u00f0 eins og illgresi. \u00cd \u00feessum frumsk\u00f3gi b\u00fdr fugl sem nefnist s\u00e1lin. H\u00fan fl\u00f6grar \u00e1 milli steingr\u00e1rra lunga og gylltra innyfla, fr\u00e1 lifur til lj\u00f3ss og aftur til lifrinnar. Ka\u00fe\u00f3likkinn leitast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vei\u00f0a \u00feennan fugl me\u00f0 brau\u00f0 og v\u00edni, gy\u00f0ingurinn me\u00f0 gullnu reglustrikunni, m\u00f3tm\u00e6landinn me\u00f0 l\u00edflausri afst\u00f6\u00f0u og enn l\u00edflausari or\u00f0um, b\u00faddistinn me\u00f0 l\u00e1tbrag\u00f0sleik, bl\u00f6kkuma\u00f0urinn me\u00f0 bl\u00f3\u00f0i. \u00c9g hr\u00e6ki \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 alla. Pff! Og \u00e9g b\u00fd\u00f0 ykkur einnig a\u00f0 hr\u00e6kja. Pff! Stoppi\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 upp fugla? Nei, elskurnar m\u00ednar, sl\u00edkt er ekki tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0. Nei! \u00de\u00fasund sinnum nei. Sannlega segi \u00e9g y\u00f0ur, betri er einn lifandi fugl \u00ed frumsk\u00f3gi l\u00edkamans en tveir uppstoppa\u00f0ir \u00e1 bor\u00f0i \u00e1 b\u00f3kasafni.<\/p>\n

Strokur hans haldast \u00ed hendur vi\u00f0 pr\u00e9dikunina. \u00cd lokin grefur hann andlit sitt \u00ed h\u00e1ls hennar.<\/p>\n

3.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> tekur leigub\u00edl heim.<\/p>\n

Hann b\u00fdr \u00ed n\u00f6turlegu og dimmu litlu herbergi sem inniheldur ekki meira en r\u00fam, bor\u00f0 og tvo st\u00f3la. Veggirnir eru t\u00f3mir fyrir utan Jes\u00fas styttu sem hangir yfir r\u00faminu. Hann kl\u00e6\u00f0ir sig \u00far, kveikir s\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00edgarettu og fer upp \u00ed r\u00fam me\u00f0 b\u00f3kina Br\u00e6\u00f0urnir Karamazov<\/i>. Vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1um a\u00f0 hann hefur undirstrika\u00f0 eftirfarandi kafla:<\/p>\n

Elska\u00f0u manninn jafnvel \u00feegar hann syndgar, af \u00fev\u00ed s\u00fa \u00e1st l\u00edkist \u00e1st gu\u00f0d\u00f3mlegri \u00e1st, mestu \u00e1st sem fyrirfinnst \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0inni. Elska\u00f0u \u00f6ll sk\u00f6punarverk Gu\u00f0s, heildina og hvert einasta sandkorn sem \u00fear m\u00e1 finna. Elska\u00f0u d\u00fdrin, elska\u00f0u pl\u00f6nturnar, elska\u00f0u allt. Ef \u00fe\u00fa elskar allt, skynjar\u00f0u gu\u00f0d\u00f3mlega leyndard\u00f3minn sem finna m\u00e1 \u00ed hlutum. \u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa hefur einu sinni skynja\u00f0 hann, skilur\u00f0u hann betur og betur \u00e1 hverjum degi. Og \u00fe\u00fa munt \u00e1 endanum koma til me\u00f0 a\u00f0 elska allan heiminn me\u00f0 alltumlykjandi \u00e1st.<\/i><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> er dj\u00fapt hugsi \u00ed sm\u00e1 stund og leggur sig svo \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Allt \u00ed einu er hann staddur \u00e1 svi\u00f0i \u00ed tro\u00f0fullu leikh\u00fasi. Hann er t\u00f6frama\u00f0ur sem gerir t\u00f6frabr\u00f6g\u00f0 me\u00f0 hur\u00f0arh\u00fana. \u00deegar hann gefur skipun bl\u00e6\u00f0a \u00feeir, bl\u00f3mstra, tala. Eftir atri\u00f0i\u00f0 reynir hann a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a b\u00e6n. En sama hva\u00f0 hann reynir kemur alltaf sama b\u00e6nin, s\u00fa sem stj\u00f3rinn kenndi honum og r\u00f6dd hans heyrist eins og \u00ed h\u00e1v\u00e6ru kallkerfi: \u00d3 Drottinn, vi\u00f0 b\u00f6\u00f0um okkur ekki \u00ed v\u00edni, vatni, \u00fevagi, edik, eldi, ol\u00edu, rommi, mj\u00f3lk e\u00f0a visk\u00fdi. \u00d3 Drottinn, vi\u00f0 b\u00f6\u00f0um okkur einungis \u00ed bl\u00f3\u00f0i lambsins.<\/i><\/p>\n

N\u00fa finnur hann sig \u00e1 g\u00f6mlu heimavistinni sinni fr\u00e1 h\u00e1sk\u00f3la\u00e1runum. Me\u00f0 honum eru tveir vinir hans, stelpa og str\u00e1kur, sem hnakkr\u00edfast um tilvist Gu\u00f0s. \u00deegar \u00feau \u00e1tta sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 visk\u00fdi\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 fara \u00feau \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0. \u00deau labba g\u00f6tur b\u00e6jarins a\u00f0 engi. \u00dea\u00f0 er vor og \u00feau eru me\u00f0 alls konar f\u00edflal\u00e6ti \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni. \u00deau finna spr\u00fattsala og kaupa st\u00f3ra krukku, fara svo \u00fear sem veri\u00f0 er a\u00f0 selja b\u00faf\u00e9na\u00f0. \u00deau stoppa og leika vi\u00f0 nokkur l\u00f6mb. \u00deau velta fyrir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 kaupa eitt lamb til a\u00f0 grilla, en Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> segir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 skilyr\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e9 f\u00f3rna\u00f0 fyrir Gu\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur en h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 grilla \u00fea\u00f0. Str\u00e1kurinn fer a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed hn\u00edf hj\u00e1 sl\u00e1traranum \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 hin pr\u00fatta um lambi\u00f0. \u00c1 endanum ver\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 yngsta fyrir valinu. \u00deau marsera me\u00f0 lambi\u00f0 heim \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00feau syngja. \u00deau koma a\u00f0 l\u00edtilli laut \u00fear sem \u00feau t\u00edna bl\u00f3m sem \u00feau setja \u00ed kringum st\u00f3ran stein. \u00deau leggja lambi\u00f0 \u00e1 milli bl\u00f3manna. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> er skipa\u00f0ur prestur og heldur \u00e1 lambinu \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00feau kyrja \u00f6ll: Kristur, Kristur, Jes\u00fas Kristur, Kristur, Kristur, Jes\u00fas Kristur. \u00deegar \u00e6singurinn n\u00e6r h\u00e1marki rekur hann hn\u00edfinn \u00ed lambi\u00f0. En honum geigar svo lambi\u00f0 s\u00e6rist a\u00f0eins l\u00edtillega. Hann gerir sig l\u00edklegan aftur, en n\u00fa kippist lambi\u00f0 svo miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann hittir \u00fea\u00f0 alls ekkert og hn\u00edfurinn brotnar \u00e1 altarinu. Str\u00e1kurinn lyftir h\u00f6f\u00f0inu \u00e1 lambinu \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 presturinn reynir a\u00f0 skera \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00e1ls me\u00f0 litlu broti af hn\u00edfnum, eitthva\u00f0 sem gengur ekki eftir. \u00deau eru \u00f6ll \u00fat\u00f6tu\u00f0 \u00ed bl\u00f3\u00f0i \u00feegar lambi\u00f0 sleppur. \u00deau hlaupa \u00ed burtu. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> gr\u00e1tbi\u00f0ur \u00feau um a\u00f0 koma og finna lambi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 binda enda \u00e1 \u00fej\u00e1ningar \u00feess, en \u00feau neita. Hann fer einn, finnur \u00fea\u00f0 og lemur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed hausinn me\u00f0 steini. Hann skilur l\u00edki\u00f0 eftir sveimandi \u00ed flugum.<\/p>\n

Vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 vaknar hann.<\/p>\n

4.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> situr vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni sinni. Hann er a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 konur \u00e1 stefnum\u00f3tas\u00ed\u00f0um \u00e1 netinu, eitthva\u00f0 sem gengur auglj\u00f3slega illa. \u00c1 endanum gefst hann upp. Hann tekur upp s\u00edmann og flettir s\u00edmaskr\u00e1nni. Hann stoppar vi\u00f0 nafni\u00f0 Birta. \u00cd t\u00f6lvunni er hann me\u00f0 opinn spjallglugga \u00fear sem hann er a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 einhvern sem spyr: \u201eengar stelpur sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00feekkir og getur heyrt \u00ed\u201c? Hann svarar: \u201ebara Birta, og kona stj\u00f3rans au\u00f0vita\u00f0\u201c. \u00de\u00e1 er svara\u00f0: \u201cheyr\u00f0u \u00ed Birtu, \u00fe\u00fa hefur gott af \u00fev\u00ed…\u201c. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u201eEinmitt, nokkrum m\u00e1nu\u00f0um eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g sleit tr\u00falofuninni \u00e6tla \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 hringja og segja hey! Gera eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed kv\u00f6ld? \u00c9g hef ekkert tala\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hana s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00fe\u00e1!\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00fe\u00fa getur allavega ekki haft \u00fea\u00f0 neitt verra en n\u00fana, \u00fe\u00fa hefur engu a\u00f0 tapa…\u201c<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> st\u00edgur \u00fat \u00far leigub\u00edl vi\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0arbyggingu.<\/p>\n

Hann fer inn og tekur lyftu upp \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0ju h\u00e6\u00f0. \u00dear bankar hann \u00e1 dyr. Kona, sem er kl\u00e6dd til a\u00f0 fara \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0, tekur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti honum gl\u00f6\u00f0 \u00ed brag\u00f0i. Hann reynir a\u00f0 svara en tungan vefst fyrir honum.<\/p>\n

– <\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts:<\/i> \u00deetta er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 aumkunarvert, \u00e9g veit, a\u00f0 koma svona aftur…en….<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Bor\u00f0um saman kv\u00f6ldmat.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00c9g get \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur ekki.<\/p>\n

H\u00fan brosir fyrst og byrjar svo a\u00f0 hl\u00e6gja, ekki \u00e1 illkvittinn h\u00e1tt samt. \u00deau f\u00e6ra sig inn \u00ed stofu og Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> l\u00ed\u00f0ur greinilega \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilega.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Birta B\u00faddha…\u00de\u00fa ert me\u00f0 \u00feetta sj\u00e1lfumgla\u00f0a glott, vantar bara \u00edstruna…<\/p>\n

Hann skammast s\u00edn greinilega a\u00f0 hafa sagt \u00feetta og \u00feagar. H\u00fan sest hj\u00e1 honum og heldur \u00ed h\u00f6nd hans. Hann rennir hendinni sinni undir f\u00f6tin hennar af g\u00f6mlum vana, en ver\u00f0ur mj\u00f6g vandr\u00e6\u00f0alegur \u00feegar hann fattar \u00fea\u00f0. H\u00fan hefur \u00fe\u00f3 ekkert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed. Senan er \u00f3b\u00e6rilega vandr\u00e6\u00f0aleg.<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0? Ertu eitthva\u00f0 veikur?<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 f\u00fdkur \u00ed Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 er eiginlega a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r?! Um lei\u00f0 og einhver gerir eitthva\u00f0 rangt, \u00fe\u00e1 segir\u00f0u a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 veikur. Karlmenn sem pynta eiginkonur s\u00ednar, barnan\u00ed\u00f0ingar, allir bara veikir samkv\u00e6mt \u00fe\u00e9r. Engin si\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0i, bara lyf. \u00c9g er me\u00f0 Krist komplex. Mannkyni\u00f0….\u00e9g elska mannkyni\u00f0. Alla skemmdu vesalingana…<\/p>\n

Hann kemst ekkert lengra me\u00f0 \u00feessa r\u00e6\u00f0u. Hann endar me\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera s\u00e9r upp l\u00edtinn, vandr\u00e6\u00f0alegan hl\u00e1tur. H\u00fan hefur f\u00e6rst sig \u00ed annan st\u00f3l.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 elskan? Varstu ekki a\u00f0 f\u00edla \u00feennan gj\u00f6rning?<\/p>\n

H\u00fan situr l\u00edkt og \u00ed varnarst\u00f6\u00f0u og svarar engu. Hann spyr me\u00f0 s\u00edh\u00e6kkandi r\u00f6dd sem ver\u00f0ur \u00e1 endanum \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfull:<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0? Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0? Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0?<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: \u00c9g elska \u00feig<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Ha?<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: \u00c9g elska \u00feig<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Og \u00e9g elska \u00feig. \u00deig og \u00feetta dj\u00f6fulsins bros \u00ed gegnum t\u00e1rin.<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Afhverju l\u00e6tur\u00f0u mig ekki vera? (h\u00e1lfgr\u00e1tandi<\/i>) \u00c9g hef\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00ednt \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00fe\u00fa komst, n\u00fa l\u00ed\u00f0ur m\u00e9r \u00f6murlega. Far\u00f0u. Pl\u00eds far\u00f0u.<\/p>\n

5.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> r\u00e1far um \u00fat \u00e1 g\u00f6tu. Hann \u00e1kve\u00f0ur a\u00f0 k\u00edkja \u00e1 barinn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r drykk.<\/p>\n

Nokkrir vinir hans eru \u00fear og heilsa honum. Einn af \u00feeim er a\u00f0 kvarta yfir kvenkyns rith\u00f6fundum.<\/p>\n

-Bargestur 1<\/i>: Og \u00fe\u00e6r heita allar \u00feremur n\u00f6fnum! Mary Roberts Wilcox, Ella Wheeler Catheter, Ford Mary Rinehart…<\/p>\n

-Bargestur 2:<\/i> \u00deessar gellur \u00feurfa bara a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta taka duglega \u00ed sig, \u00fea\u00f0 er m\u00e1li\u00f0. Eina sem virkar \u00e1 \u00feetta.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 hlusta. \u00c1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00feeir r\u00f6fla \u00ed bakgrunninum drekkur hann st\u00edft. Allt \u00ed einu heyrir hann nafni\u00f0 sitt.<\/p>\n

-Bargestur 1<\/i>: Hann stundar \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 sleikja holdsveiklinga, \u00fea\u00f0 segir stj\u00f3rinn allavega. Bar\u00fej\u00f3nn! Einn holdsveikann handa herramanninum. Ef \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt ekki holdsveikling til, l\u00e1ttu hann \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e1 Ungverja.<\/p>\n

-Bargestur 2<\/i>: \u00dea\u00f0 er einmitt vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 vi\u00f0 n\u00e1lgun hans \u00e1 tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0. H\u00fan er alltof helv\u00edtis b\u00f3kstafleg: einfaldir s\u00f6ngvar, latnesk lj\u00f3\u00f0list, mi\u00f0alda m\u00e1lverk og svona drasl. Jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt hann yr\u00f0i fyrir raunverulegri tr\u00faarlegri reynslu, \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 svo pers\u00f3nulegt a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri merkingarlaus. Nema kannski fyrir s\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ing.<\/p>\n

-Bargestur 1<\/i>: Vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 me\u00f0 hann, og reyndar okkur \u00f6ll, er a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum ekkert ytra l\u00edf, a\u00f0eins innra. Og \u00fe\u00e1 bara af nau\u00f0syn.<\/p>\n

-Bargestur 2<\/i>: Hann stundar \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fl\u00fdja. Hann vill r\u00e6kta innri gar\u00f0 sinn. En ma\u00f0ur getur ekki fl\u00fai\u00f0, hvar \u00e6tlar hann a\u00f0 finna marka\u00f0 fyrir \u00e1vexti pers\u00f3nuleika s\u00edns?<\/p>\n

-Bargestur 1<\/i>: A\u00f0 m\u00ednu mati, \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hafa ofan \u00ed sig og \u00e1. Vi\u00f0 getum ekki \u00f6ll tr\u00faa\u00f0 \u00e1 Krist, og heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 b\u00f3ndanum s\u00e9 ekki sk\u00edtsama um list? Hann tekur sk\u00f3nna af til a\u00f0 finna fyrir r\u00edkri og hl\u00fdrri j\u00f6r\u00f0inni milli t\u00e1nna. Ma\u00f0ur getur ekki teki\u00f0 sk\u00f3nna af \u00ed kirkju.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> brosir og drekkur meira. Hann er or\u00f0inn t\u00f6luvert drukkinn \u00feegar hann gengur af sta\u00f0 og rekst harkalega \u00e1 mann me\u00f0 bj\u00f3rglas. \u00deegar hann \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar f\u00e6r hann h\u00f6gg beint \u00ed andliti\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Hann finnur sig n\u00e6st \u00ed bakherbergi a\u00f0 mjaka lausri t\u00f6nn fram og tilbaka. Gr\u00e9tar vinur hans kemur a\u00f0 honum og stingur upp \u00e1 fersku lofti.<\/p>\n

Fyrir utan er byrja\u00f0 a\u00f0 snj\u00f3a. \u00deeir ganga fram hj\u00e1 bens\u00ednst\u00f6\u00f0 og \u00e1kve\u00f0a a\u00f0 nota kl\u00f3settin sem eru fyrir utan. \u00dear situr gamall ma\u00f0ur sem er illa til fara og l\u00fainn.<\/p>\n

-Gr\u00e9tar<\/i>: Nei, sj\u00e1 \u00feennan. Bara g\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed?<\/p>\n

Gamli ma\u00f0urinn kippist til af hr\u00e6\u00f0slu.<\/p>\n

-Gamli ma\u00f0ur<\/i>: Ha? Hva\u00f0 viltu? L\u00e1ttu mig \u00ed fri\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

-Gr\u00e9tar<\/i>: \u00de\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00fa getir ekki n\u00e1\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed konu, \u00fe\u00e1 getur\u00f0u allavega fari\u00f0 \u00ed ba\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Gamli ma\u00f0urinn l\u00edtur \u00e1 hann me\u00f0 gr\u00e1tstaf \u00ed kverkunum. En skyndilega hl\u00e6r hann \u00fear til hann f\u00e6r kr\u00f6ftugt h\u00f3stakast me\u00f0 tilheyrandi sl\u00edmi. Hann sn\u00fdr s\u00e9r undan til a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa sig. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> reynir a\u00f0 f\u00e1 vin sinn til a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 s\u00e9r burt, en hann neitar a\u00f0 fara \u00e1n gamla mannsins. \u00deeir gr\u00edpa hann b\u00e1\u00f0ir og bera hann me\u00f0 s\u00e9r. Hann flissar \u00e1 me\u00f0an, eitthva\u00f0 sem pirrar Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> mj\u00f6g. \u00dea\u00f0 er or\u00f0i\u00f0 mj\u00f6g kalt og ma\u00f0urinn er illa kl\u00e6ddur, eitthva\u00f0 sem hann segist ekki kippa s\u00e9r upp vi\u00f0. \u00deeir fara me\u00f0 hann \u00ed \u00f6lkjallara \u00fear sem \u00feeir halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 drekka, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir m\u00f3tb\u00e1rur hans sem vildi frekar drekka kaffi. Gr\u00e9tar er or\u00f0inn mj\u00f6g pirra\u00f0ur \u00e1 honum.<\/p>\n

-Gr\u00e9tar<\/i>: H\u00e6ttu \u00feessu herramanns rugli og seg\u00f0u okkur s\u00f6guna \u00fe\u00edna.<\/p>\n

Gamli ma\u00f0urinn er ekki hrifinn af \u00feeirri hugmynd.<\/p>\n

-Gr\u00e9tar<\/i>: L\u00e1ttu ekki svona, vi\u00f0 erum v\u00edsindamenn, heimsfr\u00e6gir. Seg\u00f0u m\u00e9r, hven\u00e6r varstu fyrst var vi\u00f0 \u00f3e\u00f0lilegar kynfer\u00f0islegar hneig\u00f0ir?<\/p>\n

-Gamli ma\u00f0urinn<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 \u00e1ttu vi\u00f0 herra…?<\/p>\n

-Gr\u00e9tar<\/i>: J\u00e1, \u00e9g veit, en hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem skilur \u00feig fr\u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum karlm\u00f6nnum?<\/p>\n

-Gamli ma\u00f0urinn<\/i>: Hvernig vogar\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r…(hlj\u00f3\u00f0ar sm\u00e1 af hneykslun<\/i>)<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Svona, svona. \u00c6tlun hans var ekki a\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ga \u00feig. V\u00edsindamenn geta veri\u00f0 hr\u00e6\u00f0ilega \u00f3kurteisir og tillitslausir. En \u00fe\u00fa ert samt perri er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki?<\/p>\n

Gamli ma\u00f0urinn lyftir staf s\u00ednum og gerir sig l\u00edklegan til a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 me\u00f0 honum. Gr\u00e9tar gr\u00edpur hann a\u00f0 aftan og hrifsar hann \u00far h\u00f6ndum hans. Ma\u00f0urinn byrjar a\u00f0 h\u00f3sta mj\u00f6g sl\u00e6mt og kr\u00f6ftugt. Hann r\u00e9tt n\u00e6r a\u00f0 staulast a\u00f0 st\u00f3l annars sta\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n

\u00deetta hefur eitthva\u00f0 kveikt \u00ed einhverju hj\u00e1 Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> sem finnst \u00feetta greinilega mj\u00f6g spennandi.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00e6vis\u00f6guna hj\u00e1 \u00feessu kvikyndi!<\/p>\n

Hann og Gr\u00e9tar ganga \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 honum. Gamli ma\u00f0urinn stekkur \u00e1 f\u00e6tur en Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> n\u00e6r taki \u00e1 honum og ney\u00f0ir hann til a\u00f0 setjast aftur.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Vi\u00f0 erum s\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ingar. Vi\u00f0 viljum hj\u00e1lpa \u00fe\u00e9r. Hva\u00f0 heitir\u00f0u?<\/p>\n

-Gamli ma\u00f0urinn<\/i>: Georg Sigur\u00f0sson<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Aldur, ef \u00fe\u00fa vildir vera svo v\u00e6nn, og sk\u00fdring \u00e1 n\u00faverandi st\u00f6\u00f0u<\/p>\n

-Gamli ma\u00f0urinn<\/i>: Hva\u00f0an \u00feykist \u00fe\u00fa hafa r\u00e9tt til…<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: V\u00edsindin gefa m\u00e9r r\u00e9tt!<\/p>\n

-Gr\u00e9tar<\/i>: H\u00e6ttum \u00feessu. \u00deessi gamli faggi er a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 grenja.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Nei, minn k\u00e6ri v\u00edsindakollegi. Tilfinningar mega aldrei hamla v\u00edsindaranns\u00f3knum.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> tekur utan um gamla manninn me\u00f0 einum handlegg.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Seg\u00f0u okkur \u00e6vis\u00f6gu \u00fe\u00edna (me\u00f0 gervi sam\u00fa\u00f0art\u00f3n<\/i>)<\/p>\n

-Gamli ma\u00f0urinn<\/i>: \u00c9g hef enga s\u00f6gu<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00dea\u00f0 getur ekki veri\u00f0. Allir hafa \u00e6vis\u00f6gu.<\/p>\n

Gamli ma\u00f0urinn byrjar a\u00f0 gr\u00e1ta.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: J\u00e1j\u00e1, \u00e9g veit h\u00fan er sorgleg. En seg\u00f0u okkur hana helv\u00edti\u00f0 \u00feitt.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar gamli ma\u00f0urinn neitar enn a\u00f0 tala, tekur Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> \u00ed h\u00f6nd hans og sn\u00fdr upp\u00e1 hana. Gr\u00e9tar reynir a\u00f0 taka hann burt en hann neitar a\u00f0 sleppa. Gamli ma\u00f0urinn byrjar a\u00f0 \u00f6skra. Einhver sl\u00e6r Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> a\u00f0 aftan me\u00f0 st\u00f3l.<\/p>\n

6.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> liggur upp\u00ed r\u00fami \u00ed \u00f6llum f\u00f6tunum og starir \u00fat \u00ed lofti\u00f0. S\u00edminn hringir og \u00fea\u00f0 er stj\u00f3rinn a\u00f0 spyrja hvort hann \u00e6tli ekki a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00ed vinnuna. Hann svarar a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 fullur, en \u00e6tlar samt a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta. Hann byrjar \u00e1 a\u00f0 sturta \u00ed sig visk\u00fdi og fer svo \u00ed sturtu. \u00dev\u00ed n\u00e6st bor\u00f0ar hann sm\u00e1 og fer \u00fat. \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni starir hann samt \u00e1 allt kvenf\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem hann s\u00e9r. \u00c1 endanum sest hann ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 bekk. Hann fer \u00ed s\u00edmaskr\u00e1nna og stoppar \u00e1 nafninu Mar\u00eda. Hann fer \u00e1 bar og f\u00e6r s\u00e9r tvo drykki og hringir svo.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Ert \u00feetta \u00fe\u00fa? J\u00e1, komdu n\u00fana. \u00c9g er n\u00fdb\u00fain a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 r\u00edfast vi\u00f0 hann og vil hitta \u00feig. N\u00fana er \u00feetta b\u00fai\u00f0.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Ok, hven\u00e6r? Hvar?<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Hvar sem er. \u00c9g og \u00feetta \u00f3ge\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 spil!<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Viltu koma hinga\u00f0?<\/p>\n

Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Nei komdu hinga\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> stendur fyrir utan dyr og bankar. Stj\u00f3rinn kemur til dyra.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: J\u00e1, komdu inn hj\u00f3nabands r\u00fastari! (hl\u00e6r<\/i>) Fr\u00fain kemur eftir sm\u00e1, h\u00fan er \u00ed ba\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

Stj\u00f3rinn opnar fl\u00f6sku af v\u00edni.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Svo, \u00fe\u00fa ert allur \u00ed \u00feessu. Visk\u00fd og kona yfirmannsins?<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> kemur engu upp<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa ert \u00ed ranns\u00f3knarvinnu, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki? Allavega, ekki setja \u00feetta visk\u00fd \u00e1 \u00fatgjaldareikninginn. Hinsvegar, \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00edkar m\u00e9r a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 ungan mann sem helgar sig vinnunni af \u00f6llu s\u00ednu hjarta. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00ed munninum \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r upp \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0kasti\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> gerir \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfulla tilraun til a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast \u00e1 m\u00f3ti<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Og \u00fe\u00fa…\u00fe\u00fa ert svona gaur sem lemur konuna s\u00edna<\/p>\n

Stj\u00f3rinn springur \u00far hl\u00e1tri<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa hefur rangt fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r v\u00e6ni. \u00dea\u00f0 er h\u00fan sem s\u00e9r um barsm\u00ed\u00f0arnar. K\u00e6ri vinur, \u00e9g vil endilega r\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 \u00feig ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 mann. \u00c9g elska \u00fea\u00f0, en \u00fea\u00f0 eru bara svo f\u00e1ir sem ma\u00f0ur getur r\u00e6tt \u00feannig vi\u00f0 \u00ed dag. Allir eru svo loka\u00f0ir. En \u00e9g vil gera skj\u00f6ldinn hreinan, byrja fr\u00e1 byrjun. Betra en a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta hlutina grassera \u00ed s\u00e1linni (blikkar). <\/i>Minn k\u00e6ri vinur, \u00feessar \u00e1sakanir s\u00e6ra mig. \u00dei\u00f0 andlegu verurnar haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 s\u00e9u \u00fe\u00e6r einu sem \u00fej\u00e1st. En \u00fea\u00f0 er bara ekki r\u00e9tt. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00e1st m\u00edn er holdlegri, \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fej\u00e1ist \u00e9g einnig. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fej\u00e1ning sem rekur mig \u00ed fang Fr\u00far Fj\u00f3lur heimsins. J\u00e1, \u00e9g \u00fej\u00e1ist.<\/p>\n

H\u00e9r tapar hann dead-pan gr\u00edmunni.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: H\u00fan er eigingj\u00f6rn. H\u00fan er eigingj\u00f6rn dj\u00f6fulsins t\u00edk. H\u00fan var hrein mey \u00feegar \u00e9g kynntist henni og alla t\u00ed\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an hefur h\u00fan veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 berjast fyrir a\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1fram. A\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 henni er eins og a\u00f0 sofa me\u00f0 hn\u00edf \u00ed klofinu.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa hl\u00e6r Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: H\u00fan heldur \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi nau\u00f0ga\u00f0 henni. Getur\u00f0u \u00edmynda\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r mig, stj\u00f3rann, nau\u00f0ga einhverri manneskju? \u00c9g er eins og \u00fe\u00fa, einn af \u00feessum \u00feakkl\u00e1tu elskhugum.<\/p>\n

Mar\u00eda kemur inn\u00ed herbergi\u00f0 \u00e1 ba\u00f0slopp. H\u00fan hv\u00edslar a\u00f0 Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>:<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Ekki hlusta \u00e1 \u00feetta sv\u00edn. Komdu me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og taktu visk\u00fdi\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

\u00deau fara inn\u00ed svefnherbergi<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 sag\u00f0i \u00feetta f\u00edfl vi\u00f0 \u00feig?<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir eigingj\u00f6rn. Kynfer\u00f0islega.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: A\u00f0 hann skuli voga s\u00e9r. Veistu afhverju hann leyfir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 fara \u00fat me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum karlm\u00f6nnum? Til a\u00f0 spara pening. Hann veit a\u00f0 \u00feeir koma m\u00e9r \u00ed r\u00e9ttan g\u00edr og \u00feegar \u00e9g kem heim skr\u00ed\u00f0ur hann upp \u00ed r\u00fam og gr\u00e1tbi\u00f0ur mig. N\u00edski dj\u00f6full!<\/p>\n

H\u00fan kl\u00e6\u00f0ir sig \u00ed kj\u00f3l. Hann kemur aftan a\u00f0 henni og kyssir hana aftan \u00e1 h\u00e1lsinn.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Svona, svona. \u00de\u00fa ruglar \u00ed \u00fatlitinu.<\/p>\n

Hann f\u00e6r s\u00e9r sopa af visk\u00fd og gerir drykk handa henni. \u00deegar hann f\u00e6rir henni hann kyssir h\u00fan hann l\u00e9tt, sem ver\u00f0laun.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Hvar eigum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a? F\u00f6rum eitthva\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g get dansa\u00f0. Mig langar a\u00f0 vera gl\u00f6\u00f0.<\/p>\n

\u00deau taka leigub\u00edl \u00e1 skemmtista\u00f0. \u00deegar \u00feau koma inn er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 spila k\u00fabverska t\u00f3nlist. \u00dej\u00f3nn f\u00e6rir \u00feau til bo\u00f0s. Mar\u00eda dettur strax \u00ed einhvern sp\u00e6nskan g\u00edr. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> ver\u00f0ur greinilega pirra\u00f0ur eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: M\u00e9r l\u00edkar vel vi\u00f0 \u00feennan sta\u00f0. Hann er p\u00ednu gervi, \u00e9g veit, en \u00fea\u00f0 er bara svo gaman. Og \u00e9g vil hafa gaman.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Afhverju viltu hafa gaman?<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Allir vilja hafa gaman. Nema \u00feeir s\u00e9u veikir<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Lei\u00f0in til a\u00f0 hafa gaman er a\u00f0 gle\u00f0ja a\u00f0ra. Sof\u00f0u hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur mj\u00f6g gla\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: \u00c9g hef haft \u00fea\u00f0 mj\u00f6g erfitt. Fr\u00e1 byrjun. M\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn d\u00f3 \u00feegar \u00e9g var barn. F\u00e9kk brj\u00f3takrabbamein. S\u00e1rsaukinn var hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegur. H\u00fan d\u00f3 hallandi s\u00e9r yfir bor\u00f0.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Sof\u00f0u hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Nei, d\u00f6nsum<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Nei, \u00e9g vil ekki dansa. Seg\u00f0u m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 m\u00f6mmu \u00feinni.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: H\u00fan d\u00f3 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 halla s\u00e9r yfir bor\u00f0. S\u00e1rsaukinn var svo hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegur a\u00f0 h\u00fan skrei\u00f0 \u00fat \u00far r\u00faminu til a\u00f0 deyja<\/p>\n

Mar\u00eda leikur dau\u00f0ateygjurnar<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Pabbi minn var mj\u00f6g vondur vi\u00f0 hana. Hann var portrett m\u00e1lari, algj\u00f6r snillingur, en…<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 hlusta. \u00deegar h\u00fan h\u00e6ttir segir hann:<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Greyi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa…<\/p>\n

\u00cd leigub\u00edlnum \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim su\u00f0ar hann enn \u00ed henni a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r. H\u00fan neitar. \u00deegar \u00feau koma aftur a\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni hallar h\u00fan s\u00e9r a\u00f0 honum fyrir koss. Hann gr\u00edpur \u00e6stur um hana. H\u00fan \u00fdtir honum \u00ed burtu.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Sko, vi\u00f0 megum ekki h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 tala. Hann er pott\u00fe\u00e9tt a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 dyrnar. Ef hann heyrir ekki \u00ed okkur tala heldur hann a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um a\u00f0 kyssast og opnar dyrnar. \u00deetta er gamalt trikk hj\u00e1 honum.<\/p>\n

Hann reynir a\u00f0 kyssa hana meira.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Ekki \u00e1 munninn. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala.<\/p>\n

Hann kyssir hana \u00e1 h\u00e1lsinn, opnar kj\u00f3linn og kyssir hana \u00e1 brj\u00f3stin.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: M\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edn d\u00f3 \u00far brj\u00f3stakrabbameini. H\u00fan d\u00f3 \u00e1 bor\u00f0i. Fa\u00f0ir minn var portrett m\u00e1lari. \u00c1tti mj\u00f6g gla\u00f0a \u00e6vi. Misnota\u00f0i m\u00f3\u00f0ir m\u00edna. H\u00fan f\u00e9kk brj\u00f3stakrabbamein. H\u00fan…<\/p>\n

Hann r\u00edfur f\u00f6t hennar og h\u00fan endurtekur s\u00f6mu setningar. Kj\u00f3ll hennar fellur \u00ed g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 og hann r\u00edfur \u00ed n\u00e6rf\u00f6t hennar \u00fear til h\u00fan stendur nakin. Hann reynir a\u00f0 draga hana \u00ed g\u00f3lfi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Pl\u00eds, hann kemur og s\u00e9r okkur<\/p>\n

Hann kyssir hana til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hana til a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 tala<\/p>\n

-Mar\u00eda<\/i>: Leyf\u00f0u m\u00e9r a\u00f0 fara inn elskan. Kannski er hann ekki heima. Ef ekki, \u00fe\u00e1 hleypi \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e9r inn.<\/p>\n

Hann sleppir henni. H\u00fan opnar og l\u00e6\u00f0ist inn, me\u00f0 f\u00f6tin undir handleggnum. Hann heyrir hana kveikja lj\u00f3sin og \u00fev\u00ed var stj\u00f3rinn ekki bak vi\u00f0 dyrnar. \u00de\u00e1 heyrir hann f\u00f3tspor og felur sig. Hur\u00f0in opnast og stj\u00f3rinn k\u00edkir \u00fat \u00e1 ganginn. Hann er einungis \u00ed n\u00e1ttf\u00f6tum a\u00f0 ofan.<\/p>\n

7.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> situr vi\u00f0 skrifbor\u00f0i\u00f0 sitt. Gulli samstarfsma\u00f0ur hans kemur upp a\u00f0 honum. Hann brosir.<\/p>\n

-Gulli<\/i>: J\u00e6ja, hva\u00f0 segir byttan? (hermir eftir stj\u00f3ranum<\/i>)<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Takk fyrir a\u00f0 skrifa d\u00e1lkinn \u00ed g\u00e6r<\/p>\n

-Gulli<\/i>: Ekki m\u00e1li\u00f0. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i gaman af a\u00f0 lesa p\u00f3stinn \u00feinn.<\/p>\n

Hann tekur bleikt umslag \u00far vasanum og hendir \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0<\/p>\n

-Gulli<\/i>: Fr\u00e1 a\u00f0d\u00e1anda (blikkar<\/i>). Hver sendir enn\u00fe\u00e1 handskrifa\u00f0 br\u00e9f \u00ed p\u00f3stinum \u00ed dag?<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> opnar umslagi\u00f0. \u00cd \u00fev\u00ed er br\u00e9f:<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts.<\/i> \u00c9g er ekki svo g\u00f3\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa. \u00c9g vil gjarnan tala vi\u00f0 \u00feig. Mig vantar r\u00e1\u00f0gj\u00f6f \u00ed l\u00edfi m\u00ednu og m\u00e9r var bent \u00e1 \u00feig. \u00c9g veit a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ert karlma\u00f0ur og \u00fea\u00f0 er gott. \u00c9g s\u00e1 \u00feig einu sinni \u00e1 bar, \u00e9g var me\u00f0 manni m\u00ednum sem er fatla\u00f0ur. Hringdu \u00ed mig ef \u00fe\u00fa getur \u00ed n\u00fameri\u00f0 sem fylgir me\u00f0. K\u00e6r kve\u00f0ja, a\u00f0d\u00e1andi.<\/i><\/p>\n

Hann hendir br\u00e9finu \u00ed rusli\u00f0.<\/p>\n

-Gulli<\/i>: (hl\u00e6r<\/i>) R\u00f3legur Dostojevsk\u00ed. Svona gerir ma\u00f0ur ekki. \u00cd sta\u00f0inn fyrir a\u00f0 taka R\u00fassann \u00e1 \u00feetta og m\u00e6la me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfsmor\u00f0i, \u00fe\u00e1 legg \u00e9g til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa barnir konuna og aukir \u00feannig dreifingu s\u00ed\u00f0unnar.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> l\u00e6tur sem hann er upptekinn til a\u00f0 losna vi\u00f0 hann.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> skrifar n\u00e6sta d\u00e1lk:<\/p>\n

L\u00edfi\u00f0, fyrir flesta, vir\u00f0ist vera hr\u00e6\u00f0ilega s\u00e1rsaukafull bar\u00e1tta full af \u00e1starsorg. \u00c1n von e\u00f0a gle\u00f0i. \u00d3 k\u00e6ru lesendur, \u00fea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist bara vera \u00feannig. Hver ma\u00f0ur, sama hversu f\u00e1t\u00e6kur e\u00f0a h\u00f3gv\u00e6r, getur l\u00e6rt a\u00f0 nota skynf\u00e6ri s\u00edn. Sj\u00e1i\u00f0 sk\u00fd\u00f3ttan himininn, frey\u00f0andi hafi\u00f0…finni\u00f0 ilminn af trj\u00e1num…snerti\u00f0 flauel og sat\u00edn…eins og lagi\u00f0 segir: \u201eThe best things in life are free\u201c. L\u00edfi\u00f0 er….<\/i><\/p>\n

Hann r\u00e6\u00f0ur ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 halda \u00feessari r\u00e6\u00f0u uppi lengur, veit ekkert hvert hann er a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 \u00feetta. Eftir sm\u00e1stund gefst hann upp, fer \u00ed ruslak\u00f6rfuna og n\u00e6r \u00ed br\u00e9fi\u00f0. Hann finnur n\u00fameri\u00f0 og starir \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed d\u00e1g\u00f3\u00f0a stund. \u00c1 endanum hringir hann:<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: J\u00e1 hall\u00f3, er \u00feetta a\u00f0d\u00e1andi Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>?<\/p>\n

-A\u00f0d\u00e1andi<\/i>: J\u00e1 s\u00e6ll. \u00c9g heiti Dagn\u00fd. (greinilegur \u00f3tti \u00ed r\u00f6ddinni<\/i>)<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00deetta er Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>. \u00de\u00fa sag\u00f0ir a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1tti a\u00f0 hringja?<\/p>\n

H\u00fan \u00e1 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 st\u00fdra samtalinu. Eftir sm\u00e1 fram og tilbaka, \u00e1kve\u00f0a \u00feau a\u00f0 hittast \u00ed gar\u00f0i r\u00e9tt hj\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> er \u00ed gar\u00f0inum og skimar um \u00ed leit a\u00f0 a\u00f0d\u00e1andanum. \u00c1 endanum kemur kona h\u00e6gt og r\u00f3lega upp a\u00f0 honum. Hann b\u00ed\u00f0ur og l\u00e6tur hana tala fyrst.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>? E\u00f0a, \u00f3….<\/p>\n

– <\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts:<\/i> Dagn\u00fd? S\u00e6l. (tekur \u00ed hendina \u00e1 henni og lei\u00f0ir hana burt<\/i>)<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Hvert erum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara?<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: F\u00e1 okkur drykk.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Vi\u00f0 getum ekki fari\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feennan sama bar, \u00feau \u00feekkja mig \u00fear<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Heim til m\u00edn<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: \u00c6tti \u00e9g?<\/p>\n

Hann svarar engu en h\u00fan streitist ekki \u00e1 m\u00f3ti.<\/p>\n

\u00cd \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni situr h\u00fan \u00e1 r\u00faminu hans. Hann sest vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0in \u00e1 henni.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vita miki\u00f0 um konur vegna vinnunnar<\/p>\n

H\u00fan setur h\u00f6nd s\u00edna \u00e1 hn\u00e9 hans. \u00deau kyssast og eru or\u00f0in nokku\u00f0 \u00e6st.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Ekki<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Ekki hva\u00f0?<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Sl\u00f6kktu lj\u00f3sin elskan<\/p>\n

Hann reykir s\u00edgarettu \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 h\u00fan kl\u00e6\u00f0ir sig \u00far. \u00ddmis skrautleg hlj\u00f3\u00f0 heyrast. \u00c1 endanum kallar h\u00fan \u00e1 hann a\u00f0 koma….<\/p>\n

Um fimmt\u00e1n m\u00edn\u00fatum seinna skr\u00ed\u00f0ur hann upp\u00far r\u00faminu dau\u00f0uppgefinn og sveittur. H\u00fan fer \u00e1 kl\u00f3setti\u00f0, kemur svo aftur og sest \u00ed kj\u00f6ltu hans.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: \u00c9g skammast m\u00edn. \u00de\u00fa m\u00e1tt ekki halda a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 sl\u00e6m manneskja<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: (hristir hausinn<\/i>)<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki miki\u00f0 spunni\u00f0 \u00ed manninn minn Dabba. Hann er fatla\u00f0ur, eins og \u00e9g sag\u00f0i \u00ed br\u00e9finu. Og miklu eldri en \u00e9g. (hl\u00e6r<\/i>) Hann er allur upp\u00feorna\u00f0ur. Hann hefur ekki veri\u00f0 eiginma\u00f0ur \u00ed m\u00f6rg \u00e1r. Sko, L\u00edsa, d\u00f3ttir m\u00edn, er ekki hans.<\/p>\n

H\u00fan \u00e1 greinilega von \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann ver\u00f0i undrandi svo hann gerir sitt besta til a\u00f0 lyfta augnbr\u00fam.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00f6ng saga. \u00dea\u00f0 var vegna L\u00edsu sem \u00e9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 giftast honum. \u00de\u00fa hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 hafa velt fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r afhverju \u00e9g giftist f\u00f6tlu\u00f0um. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00f6ng saga.<\/p>\n

Hann er alveg a\u00f0 sofna yfir d\u00e1lei\u00f0andi r\u00f6dd hennar.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00f6ng, l\u00f6ng saga. \u00c9g gat ekki skrifa\u00f0 hana alla \u00ed br\u00e9fi\u00f0. \u00c9g lenti \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um \u00feegar Dabbi bj\u00f3 fyrir ofan okkur. \u00c9g var alltaf g\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hann og f\u00f3r me\u00f0 honum \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3 og svona, af \u00fev\u00ed hann var fatla\u00f0ur. \u00c9g var samt alveg ein vins\u00e6lasta stelpan \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum. En \u00feegar \u00e9g lenti \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um vissi \u00e9g ekki hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1tti a\u00f0 gera og ba\u00f0 hann um pening fyrir f\u00f3sturey\u00f0ingu. Hann \u00e1tti samt ekki pening svo vi\u00f0 giftum okkur \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. \u00c9g ger\u00f0i st\u00f3r mist\u00f6k a\u00f0 treysta honum. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt hann v\u00e6ri herrama\u00f0ur, en \u00feegar \u00e9g ba\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 giftast m\u00e9r \u00fdtti hann m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 hur\u00f0inni og vildi ekki einu sinni gefa m\u00e9r pening fyrir f\u00f3sturey\u00f0ingu. Hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 ef hann g\u00e6fi m\u00e9r peningana myndi \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri honum a\u00f0 kenna og \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 hann. Hefur\u00f0u einhvern t\u00edmann heyrt um sl\u00edkt illmenni \u00e1\u00f0ur?<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Nei.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Eftir a\u00f0 barni\u00f0 f\u00e6ddist, skrifa\u00f0i \u00e9g f\u00edflinu, en hann skrifa\u00f0i aldrei tilbaka. En svo, fyrir um tveimur \u00e1rum, f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 hugsa hversu \u00f3sanngjarnt fyrir L\u00edsu a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 rei\u00f0a sig \u00e1 fatla\u00f0an og f\u00e1 ekki allt sem h\u00fan \u00e1 skili\u00f0. Svo, \u00e9g fletti honum upp \u00ed s\u00edmaskr\u00e1nni og f\u00f3r me\u00f0 L\u00edsu a\u00f0 hitta hann. Eins og \u00e9g sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0 hann \u00fe\u00e1, ekki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g vildi eitthva\u00f0 fyrir mig, en \u00e9g vildi a\u00f0 L\u00edsa fengi \u00fea\u00f0 sem h\u00fan \u00e1tti r\u00e9tt \u00e1. Svo, eftir a\u00f0 hafa l\u00e1ti\u00f0 okkur b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00e1 ganginum \u00ed yfir klukkut\u00edma \u2013 \u00e9g var alveg brj\u00e1lu\u00f0 get \u00e9g sagt \u00fe\u00e9r, hugsandi um allt sem hann haf\u00f0i gert m\u00e9r og barninu m\u00ednu \u2013 vorum vi\u00f0 loksins leidd inn \u00ed stofuna af brytanum. Mj\u00f6g hlj\u00f3\u00f0l\u00e1tt og kvenlegt, \u00fev\u00ed peningar eru ekki allt og hann er enginn herrama\u00f0ur frekar en \u00e9g er f\u00edn dama, sk\u00edtsey\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 fyrir L\u00edsu, \u00fear sem hann er fa\u00f0ir hennar. En hann voga\u00f0i s\u00e9r a\u00f0 halda \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 hef\u00f0i aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 mig \u00e1\u00f0ur og ef \u00e9g h\u00e6tti ekki a\u00f0 \u00f3n\u00e1\u00f0a hann myndi hann l\u00e1ta handtaka mig. \u00de\u00e1 var\u00f0 \u00e9g brj\u00e1lu\u00f0 og \u00e9g r\u00e9\u00f0st \u00e1 f\u00edfli\u00f0 og l\u00e9t hann heyra \u00fea\u00f0. \u00de\u00e1 m\u00e6tti allt \u00ed einu einhver kona, sem \u00e9g taldi a\u00f0 hlyti a\u00f0 vera eiginkona hans, svo \u00e9g hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i: \u201ehann er fa\u00f0ir barns m\u00edns, hann er fa\u00f0ir barns m\u00edns\u201c. \u00deegar \u00feau f\u00f3ru a\u00f0 hringja \u00e1 l\u00f6gregluna hlj\u00f3p \u00e9g \u00ed burtu.<\/p>\n

En n\u00fa kemur fyndnasti kaflinn: ma\u00f0urinn minn er skr\u00fdtinn kall og l\u00e6tur alltaf eins og hann s\u00e9 fa\u00f0ir barnsins og talar meira a\u00f0 segja um barni\u00f0 okkar. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum heim var L\u00edsa alltaf a\u00f0 spyrja afhverju \u00e9g sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 einhver skr\u00fdtinn kall v\u00e6ri pabbi hennar. \u00c9g hl\u00fdt a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 klikku\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g sag\u00f0i henni a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00e6tti a\u00f0 muna a\u00f0 alv\u00f6ru pabbi hennar v\u00e6ri allt annar ma\u00f0ur sem \u00e9g bj\u00f3 til. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i henni fullt af \u00fev\u00e6lu eins og \u00feetta, hef kannski horft \u00e1 of margar b\u00ed\u00f3myndir. En \u00feegar Dabbi kom svo heim er \u00fea\u00f0 fyrsta sem L\u00edsa segir a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 ekki pabbi hennar. \u00de\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur hann f\u00fall og vill vita hva\u00f0 \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0 hana. M\u00e9r l\u00edkar ekki hvernig hann kemur fram vi\u00f0 mig og segi \u201esannleikann\u201c. \u00c9g var l\u00edka or\u00f0in pirru\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 horfa upp \u00e1 hvernig hann d\u00e1sama\u00f0i hana. Hann kom og gaf m\u00e9r h\u00f6gg \u00e1 kinnina. \u00c9g l\u00e6t engan komast upp me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 svo \u00e9g sl\u00f3 han tilbaka og \u00fe\u00e1 sveifla\u00f0i hann stafnum s\u00ednum a\u00f0 m\u00e9r en hrasa\u00f0i og datt \u00ed g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 og byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 grenja. Krakkinn var l\u00edka grenjandi \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu og \u00fea\u00f0 setti eitthva\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e9r, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g veit af er \u00e9g \u00fear l\u00edka grenjandi.<\/p>\n

H\u00fan b\u00ed\u00f0ur eftir a\u00f0 hann segi eitthva\u00f0, en hann \u00feagar \u00fear til h\u00fan gefur honum olnbogaskot.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Ma\u00f0urinn \u00feinn elskar alveg \u00f6rugglega \u00feig og barni\u00f0<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Kannski, en \u00e9g var s\u00e6t stelpa sem haf\u00f0i \u00farval af str\u00e1kum sem bi\u00f0u \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0um. Hva\u00f0a stelpu langar a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a \u00e6vinni me\u00f0 einhverri fatla\u00f0ri r\u00e6kju?<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa ert enn s\u00e6t<\/p>\n

H\u00fan kissir hann og dregur svo aftur \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0<\/p>\n

8.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> liggur s\u00e1rkvalinn upp \u00ed r\u00fami \u00ed s\u00edmanum, greinilega me\u00f0 einhverja flensu.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Nei, \u00e9g er ekki fullur, \u00e9g er f\u00e1rveikur. J\u00e1, \u00ed alv\u00f6ru. B\u00e6.<\/p>\n

\u00ddmsir draumar og \u00edmyndir birtast honum og hverfa. Hann finnur sig fyrir framan b\u00fa\u00f0arglugga a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a pelsa, demantahringi, \u00far, haglabyssur, vei\u00f0igr\u00e6jur og fi\u00f0lur. Hann hugsar me\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 b\u00fa\u00f0argluggi \u00fej\u00e1ningarinnar, allir \u00feessir hlutir eru fulltr\u00faar hennar \u00e1 einn e\u00f0a annan h\u00e1tt. Hann telur sig \u00feurfa a\u00f0 koma r\u00f6\u00f0 og reglu \u00e1 \u00feetta \u00e1stand. Trompet hlj\u00f3mar og hann \u00fe\u00fdtur af sta\u00f0 og byrjar a\u00f0 mynda typpi \u00far g\u00f6mlum \u00farum og st\u00edgv\u00e9lum, svo hjarta \u00far regnhl\u00edfum og vei\u00f0iflugum, demant \u00far hlj\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e6rum og derh\u00fafum, svo hring, \u00fer\u00edhyrning, ferning, hakakross. \u00deegar krossinn er or\u00f0inn of st\u00f3r fyrir b\u00fa\u00f0ina f\u00e6rir hann hann \u00fat \u00e1 str\u00f6nd. \u00dear fyllir hver alda \u00e1 byrg\u00f0ir hans, hra\u00f0ar en hann r\u00e6\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sortera. Hann vinnur af \u00f6llu afli. Hann r\u00e1far um \u00e1 str\u00f6ndinni, allur \u00fatata\u00f0ur \u00ed allskonar sj\u00e1vard\u00fdrum og rusli.<\/p>\n

Hann vaknar vi\u00f0 bank \u00e1 dyrnar. \u00dea\u00f0 er Birta sem kemur inn.<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: H\u00e6. \u00c9g heyr\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir f\u00e1rveikur svo \u00e9g kom me\u00f0 s\u00fapu og fleira.<\/p>\n

Hann er of \u00fereyttur og lasinn til a\u00f0 segja neitt. Hann f\u00e6r s\u00e9r a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a. Birta lagar til og gerir sig svo kl\u00e1ra til a\u00f0 fara.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Ekki fara<\/p>\n

H\u00fan dregur st\u00f3l a\u00f0 r\u00faminu og situr \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 segja neitt<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00c9g bi\u00f0st afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 \u00feessu um daginn. \u00c9g var kannski veikur.<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: \u00deetta er \u00feessi \u201eFr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>\u201c vinna. Afhverju h\u00e6ttir\u00f0u ekki bara?<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Og fer a\u00f0 gera hva\u00f0?<\/p>\n

-Birta:<\/i> Vinna \u00e1 augl\u00fdsingastofu til d\u00e6mis<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa skilur ekki. \u00c9g get ekki h\u00e6tt. Og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0, myndi \u00fea\u00f0 ekki breyta neinu. \u00c9g myndi ekki geta gleymt br\u00e9funum, sama hva\u00f0 \u00e9g ger\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Kannski skil \u00e9g \u00feetta ekki, en \u00e9g held \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt a\u00f0 gera sj\u00e1lfan \u00feig a\u00f0 f\u00edfli<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Kannski get \u00e9g fengi\u00f0 \u00feig til a\u00f0 skilja. Byrjum \u00e1 byrjuninni. Ma\u00f0ur er r\u00e1\u00f0inn til a\u00f0 gefa lesendum fr\u00e9tta- og af\u00fereyingars\u00ed\u00f0u r\u00e1\u00f0. Starfi\u00f0 er \u201est\u00f6nt\u201c til a\u00f0 auka klikk og \u00fear me\u00f0 augl\u00fdsingatekjur. Allir samstarfsmennirnir l\u00edta \u00e1 \u00feetta sem brandara. Hann tekur \u00fe\u00f3 starfinu opnum \u00f6rmum, \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti leitt til alv\u00f6ru bla\u00f0amennsku, e\u00f0a jafnvel pers\u00f3nulegs d\u00e1lks me\u00f0 fullu frelsi. \u00deetta er allavega langt besta t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri sem honum hefur bo\u00f0ist. Hann l\u00edtur \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e1 \u00feetta sem brandara l\u00edka, en eftir nokkra m\u00e1nu\u00f0i, h\u00e6ttir hann a\u00f0 skilja hva\u00f0 var svona fyndi\u00f0. Hann skilur \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 langst\u00e6rsti hluti p\u00f3stanna og br\u00e9fanna eru gr\u00ed\u00f0arlega au\u00f0mj\u00fakar og raunverulegar s\u00e1rb\u00e6nir um hj\u00e1lp og andlega r\u00e1\u00f0gj\u00f6f, tj\u00e1ning \u00e1 mikilli \u00fej\u00e1ningu. Hann \u00e1ttar sig l\u00edka \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 lesendur hans og vi\u00f0m\u00e6lendur taka hann alvarlega. \u00cd fyrsta skipti \u00ed l\u00edfi s\u00ednu ney\u00f0ist hann \u00fev\u00ed til a\u00f0 taka til gagngerrar sko\u00f0unar gildin sem st\u00fdra l\u00edfi hans. \u00deessi sko\u00f0un s\u00fdnir fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 brandarinn er ekki hans, heldur \u00e1 hans kostna\u00f0.<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa ert \u00fereyttur. \u00c9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 fara.<\/p>\n

– <\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts:<\/i> Nei, \u00e9g er ekki \u00fereyttur. \u00c9g er bara \u00fereyttur \u00e1 a\u00f0 tala. Tala \u00fe\u00fa a\u00f0eins n\u00fana.<\/p>\n

H\u00fan segir honum s\u00f6gur \u00far \u00e6sku sinni \u00e1 sveitab\u00e6, um \u00e1st s\u00edna \u00e1 d\u00fdrum, hva\u00f0 allt hlj\u00f3mar og lyktar \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi \u00ed borginni, og \u00fear fram eftir g\u00f6tunum. \u00c1 me\u00f0an h\u00fan er a\u00f0 tala ry\u00f0st stj\u00f3rinn inn \u00ed \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina, blindfullur. Birta for\u00f0ar s\u00e9r \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 segja bless.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Vinur minn, \u00e9g er samm\u00e1la henni. \u00de\u00fa stundar \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fl\u00fdja. En \u00e9g er \u00f3samm\u00e1la a\u00f0fer\u00f0afr\u00e6\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> dregur s\u00e6ngina yfir andliti\u00f0 og sn\u00fdr s\u00e9r \u00ed burtu. En stj\u00f3rinn l\u00e6tur ekki hunsa sig.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: \u00dea\u00f0 eru til a\u00f0rar a\u00f0fer\u00f0ir og \u00fe\u00e9r til gagns og gamans mun \u00e9g l\u00fdsa \u00feeim. En byrjum \u00e1 fl\u00f3ttanum \u00ed sveitina, eins og Birta m\u00e6lir me\u00f0. \u00de\u00fa hefur fengi\u00f0 n\u00f3g af borginni og \u00feessum millj\u00f3num manna. Atferli manna, eins og a\u00f0 l\u00e1na, ey\u00f0a og rukka, er of miki\u00f0 fyrir \u00feig. Str\u00e6t\u00f3inn er alltof h\u00e6gfara, ne\u00f0anjar\u00f0arlestin alltof tro\u00f0in. Hva\u00f0 gerir\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1? \u00de\u00fa kaupir b\u00f3ndab\u00e6 og labbar \u00e1 eftir r\u00f6kum afturenda hestsins \u00fe\u00edns, enginn kragi e\u00f0a bindi, pl\u00e6gjandi brei\u00f0a akra \u00fe\u00edna. \u00deegar \u00fe\u00fa grefur upp frj\u00f3s\u00f6mu, sv\u00f6rtu j\u00f6r\u00f0ina ber vindurinn me\u00f0 s\u00e9r ilm af trj\u00e1m og gr\u00f3\u00f0ri, s\u00e1lin endurn\u00fdjar kynni vi\u00f0 gamlan vinnutakt. Vi\u00f0 \u00feennan takt s\u00e1ir\u00f0u og sl\u00e6r, og gengur milli \u00f3fr\u00edskra ra\u00f0a af korni. Spor \u00fe\u00edn ver\u00f0a kynfer\u00f0islega hla\u00f0in eins og hj\u00e1 dansdrukknum ind\u00ed\u00e1na og \u00fe\u00fa tre\u00f0ur s\u00e6\u00f0inu ni\u00f0ur \u00ed kvenkyns j\u00f6r\u00f0ina. \u00de\u00fa plantar ekki t\u00f6nn drekans heldur baunum og gr\u00e6nmeti….<\/p>\n

J\u00e6ja, hva\u00f0 segir\u00f0u vinur? Ver\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 sveitin?<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> svarar ekki.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: \u00c9g skil \u00fe\u00f6gn \u00fe\u00edna \u00e1 \u00feann veg a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hefur teki\u00f0 st\u00f6\u00f0u gegn sveitinni. \u00c9g er samm\u00e1la. Sl\u00edkt l\u00edf er alltof lei\u00f0inlegt og erfitt. T\u00f6kum n\u00fa til sko\u00f0unar Su\u00f0urh\u00f6fin: \u00fe\u00fa b\u00fdr\u00f0 \u00ed strj\u00e1kofa me\u00f0 d\u00f3ttir k\u00f3ngsins, gr\u00f6nn og ung m\u00e6r me\u00f0 augu sem \u00ed b\u00fdr \u00e6vaforn \u00feekking. Brj\u00f3st hennar gylltar perur, maginn mel\u00f3na og ilmurinn einstakur. \u00c1 kv\u00f6ldin, vi\u00f0 bl\u00e1a l\u00f3ni\u00f0, undir silfurm\u00e1nanum, kyrji\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 um \u00e1st ykkar \u00e1 framandi og tungum\u00e1li hennar. L\u00edkami \u00feinn er br\u00fangylltur eins og hennar og fer\u00f0amenn \u00feurfa \u00e1 hj\u00e1lp innf\u00e6ddra a\u00f0 halda til a\u00f0 bera kennsl \u00e1 \u00feig. \u00deeir \u00f6funda \u00feig \u00e1hyggjulausan hl\u00e1tur \u00feinn og litlu br\u00fanu br\u00fa\u00f0urina og fingur frekar en gaffla. En \u00fe\u00fa endurgeldur ekki \u00f6fund \u00feeirra og \u00feegar falleg stelpa \u00far borgaryfirst\u00e9ttinni kemur inn \u00ed kofa \u00feinn eitt kv\u00f6ld til a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra leyndarm\u00e1l hamingju \u00feinnar, \u00fe\u00e1 sendir\u00f0u hana aftur til snekkjunnar sem hangir vi\u00f0 sj\u00f3ndeildarhringinn eins og taugaveikla\u00f0ur ve\u00f0hlaupahestur. Og \u00feannig dreymir\u00f0u \u00ed burtu dagana, vei\u00f0ir, dansar, syndir, kyssir og t\u00ednir bl\u00f3m til a\u00f0 setja \u00ed h\u00e1ri\u00f0….<\/p>\n

J\u00e6ja vinur. Hva\u00f0 finnst \u00fe\u00e9r um Su\u00f0urh\u00f6fin?<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts <\/i>l\u00e6tur sem hann sofir. Stj\u00f3rinn kaupir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Aftur \u00fe\u00f6gn! Og aftur hefur\u00f0u r\u00e9tt fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r. Su\u00f0urh\u00f6fin eru l\u00f6ngu or\u00f0in \u00fereytt og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3nar engum tilgangi a\u00f0 herma eftir Gauguin. En engar \u00e1hyggjur, vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum r\u00e9tt krafsa\u00f0 \u00ed yfirbor\u00f0i\u00f0. T\u00f6kum n\u00fa til sko\u00f0unar nautnahyggju, ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt ekki taka \u00fat vinninginn og stinga af…<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00fa helgar l\u00edf \u00feitt leitinni a\u00f0 \u00e1n\u00e6gju. Engin gr\u00e6\u00f0gi \u00fe\u00f3, en \u00fe\u00fa veist a\u00f0 l\u00edkami \u00feinn er nautnav\u00e9l og \u00fe\u00fa passar eins vel upp\u00e1 hann og \u00fe\u00fa getur til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sem mest \u00far honum. Golf alveg eins og brenniv\u00edn. \u00de\u00fa vanr\u00e6kir \u00fe\u00f3 ekki \u00e1n\u00e6gju hugarins. \u00de\u00fa stundar kynl\u00edf undir m\u00e1lverkum Matisse og Picasso, \u00fe\u00fa drekkur \u00far gl\u00f6sum fr\u00e1 Endurreisnart\u00edmanum, og oft ey\u00f0ir\u00f0u kv\u00f6ldi vi\u00f0 arininn me\u00f0 Proust og epli. En \u00e1 endanum \u00e1ttar\u00f0u \u00feig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feurfir a\u00f0 deyja. \u00de\u00fa tekur \u00fev\u00ed af \u00e6\u00f0ruleysi og \u00e1kve\u00f0ur a\u00f0 halda lokaveislu. \u00de\u00fa b\u00fd\u00f0ur \u00f6llum g\u00f6mlu hj\u00e1sv\u00e6funum, \u00fej\u00e1lfurum, listam\u00f6nnum og f\u00e9l\u00f6gum. Gestirnir eru kl\u00e6ddir \u00ed svart, bor\u00f0i\u00f0 er l\u00edkkista s\u00e9rsm\u00ed\u00f0u\u00f0 fyrir \u00feig. \u00de\u00fa b\u00fd\u00f0ur upp \u00e1 kav\u00edar og kr\u00e6kiber, lakkr\u00eds og kaffi \u00e1n rj\u00f3ma. Eftir dansatri\u00f0i stelpnanna stendur\u00f0u \u00e1 f\u00e6tur og kallar eftir \u00fe\u00f6gn til a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra heimspeki l\u00edfs \u00fe\u00edns. \u201eL\u00edfi\u00f0\u201c segir \u00fe\u00fa \u201eer kl\u00fabbur \u00fear sem \u00fe\u00e9r er a\u00f0eins gefi\u00f0 eitt spil og \u00fe\u00fa ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt. Jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt spilin er k\u00f6ld og brennd marki \u00f6rlaganna, spili\u00f0, spili\u00f0, eins og herramenn. Gr\u00edpi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem er \u00e1 hla\u00f0bor\u00f0inu, kynnist stelpunum \u00e1 efri h\u00e6\u00f0inni….<\/p>\n

\u00c9g mun ekki einu sinni spyrja hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r finnst um sl\u00edkan fl\u00f3tta. \u00de\u00fa \u00e1tt hvorki peningana, n\u00e9 ertu n\u00f3gu heimskur til a\u00f0 geta \u00fea\u00f0. En s\u00fa sem vi\u00f0 komum a\u00f0 n\u00fana \u00e6tti a\u00f0 h\u00e6fa \u00fe\u00e9r betur….<\/p>\n

List! Vertu listama\u00f0ur e\u00f0a rith\u00f6fundur. \u00deegar \u00fe\u00e9r er kalt, hl\u00fdja\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r vi\u00f0 elda Titians, \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa ert svangur, n\u00e6r\u00f0u \u00feig \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 andlegum kr\u00e6singum Bachs, Brahms e\u00f0a Beethovens. Heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 tilviljun a\u00f0 n\u00f6fn \u00feeirra byrja \u00f6ll \u00e1 b\u00f3kstafnum B? Ekki taka neina s\u00e9nsa allavega, reyktu 3 B p\u00edpu. Seg\u00f0u \u00feeim a\u00f0 \u00feeir geta \u00e1tt yfirst\u00e9ttarh\u00f3rurnar og appels\u00ednuendurnar. \u00dev\u00ed \u00fe\u00fa ert l’art vivant<\/i>, lifandi list eins og \u00fe\u00fa kallar \u00fea\u00f0. Seg\u00f0u \u00feeim a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa veist a\u00f0 sk\u00f3rnir \u00fe\u00ednir eru \u00f3n\u00fdtir og \u00fe\u00fa ert me\u00f0 b\u00f3lur og j\u00e1, skemmdar tennur og \u00fe\u00fa haltrar. En \u00fe\u00e9r er sama, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 morgun eru \u00feeir a\u00f0 spila s\u00ed\u00f0ustu kvartetta Beethovens og heima b\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00edn \u00f6ll leikrit Shakespeares \u00ed einu bindi.<\/p>\n

Eftir list r\u00f6flar stj\u00f3rinn eitthva\u00f0 um sj\u00e1lfsmor\u00f0 og f\u00edkniefni. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> lognast a\u00f0 mestu \u00fataf \u00e1 me\u00f0an, en rankar vi\u00f0 s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 lokaor\u00f0in:<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Minn k\u00e6ri vinur, \u00e9g veit au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 hvorki sveitin, n\u00e9 Su\u00f0urh\u00f6fin, n\u00e9 nautnahyggja, n\u00e9 list, n\u00e9 sj\u00e1lfsv\u00edg, n\u00e9 f\u00edkniefni hafa nokkra \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingu fyrir okkur. Gu\u00f0 er okkar eina fl\u00f3ttalei\u00f0. Kirkjan er okkar eina von. Leyf m\u00e9r \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 lesa upp br\u00e9f til \u00fe\u00edn:<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>. \u00c9g er ungur ma\u00f0ur sem starfar vi\u00f0 bla\u00f0amennsku. L\u00edfi\u00f0 fyrir m\u00e9r er t\u00f3mt og merkingarlaust. \u00c9g finn enga \u00e1n\u00e6gju \u00ed mat, drykk e\u00f0a kvenf\u00f3lki. List gerir ekkert fyrir mig lengur. Allt er eymd og vol\u00e6\u00f0i. M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00ed helv\u00edti. Hvernig er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00ed dag? Er \u00fea\u00f0 satt a\u00f0 sumir merkustu v\u00edsindamennirnir tr\u00faa? Kve\u00f0ja, dyggur a\u00f0d\u00e1andi. <\/i><\/p>\n

9.<\/b><\/p>\n

Birta og Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> keyra upp a\u00f0 h\u00fasinu hans. \u00deau eru greinilega n\u00fdkomin \u00far fer\u00f0alagi og \u00fea\u00f0 fer vel \u00e1 \u00feeim.<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: J\u00e6ja, vinna \u00e1 morgun. Ertu tilb\u00fainn.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Held \u00fea\u00f0<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Mundu bara allt sem vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lu\u00f0um um. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki allt \u00e1 \u00feinni \u00e1byrg\u00f0. N\u00fana ertu b\u00fainn a\u00f0 sverja ey\u00f0 um a\u00f0 vera au\u00f0m\u00fdkri.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: J\u00faj\u00fa. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 standa vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Hann tekur eftir manni sem rambar \u00e1 barmi dau\u00f0ans staulast hinum megin vi\u00f0 g\u00f6tuna. A\u00f0eins lengra s\u00e9r hann konu me\u00f0 hryllilega st\u00f3rt k\u00fdli \u00e1 h\u00e1lsinum vera a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0arglugga. Hann fer inn.<\/p>\n

Hann situr vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna og skrifar \u00ed t\u00f3mt skjal:<\/p>\n

Kristur l\u00e9t l\u00edfi\u00f0 fyrir \u00feig. Hann d\u00f3 negldur vi\u00f0 kross fyrir \u00feig. Gj\u00f6f hans til \u00fe\u00edn er \u00fej\u00e1ning og a\u00f0eins \u00ed gegnum \u00fej\u00e1ningu kynnistu honum. L\u00e6r\u00f0u a\u00f0 meta \u00feessa gj\u00f6f \u00fev\u00ed….<\/i><\/p>\n

Hann lokar skjalinu \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fdta \u00e1 save. Hann n\u00e6r \u00ed umslag st\u00edla\u00f0 \u00e1 Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> \u00ed bunka \u00e1 skrifbor\u00f0inu, opnar og les.<\/p>\n

10.<\/b><\/p>\n

\u00c1 barnum me\u00f0 Gulla og stj\u00f3ranum. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> l\u00edtur \u00e1 s\u00edmann sinn. SMS fr\u00e1 Birtu \u201eafhverju svararu m\u00e9r ekki? :(\u201e<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: (fullur<\/i>) \u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00f3samm\u00e1la \u00fe\u00e9r minn k\u00e6ri Gulli. Ekki kalla tr\u00faa\u00f0a veika. \u00dea\u00f0 eru \u00feeir sem eru heilbrig\u00f0ir. \u00dea\u00f0 eru\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 sem eru\u00f0 veikir.<\/p>\n

Gulli svarar ekki. Stj\u00f3rinn sn\u00fdr s\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i><\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Seg\u00f0u okkur n\u00fa br\u00f3\u00f0ir, hvernig kom \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00f6\u00f0la\u00f0ist tr\u00fa? Var \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3nlist \u00ed kirkjunni, dau\u00f0i \u00e1stvinar e\u00f0a vitur gamall prestur kannski?<\/p>\n

Brandarar stj\u00f3rans hafa engin \u00e1hrif lengur. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> brosir eins og d\u00fdrlingur a\u00f0 ofs\u00e6kjanda s\u00edns.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Ahh, en heimskt af m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 voru au\u00f0vita\u00f0 p\u00f3starnir og br\u00e9fin. Hef \u00e9g ekki sj\u00e1lfur sagt a\u00f0 Fr\u00fa<\/i>r<\/i> Lonelyhearts<\/i> eru prestar n\u00fat\u00edmans?<\/p>\n

Gulli hl\u00e6r og stj\u00f3rinn l\u00e6st vera m\u00f3\u00f0ga\u00f0ur<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Gulli \u00fe\u00fa ert n\u00fa lj\u00f3ta afsprengi \u00feessarar \u00f6ld tr\u00faleysis. \u00de\u00fa getur ekki tr\u00faa\u00f0, einungis hlegi\u00f0. \u00de\u00fa tortryggir allt me\u00f0 banv\u00e6num efa.<\/p>\n

Bar\u00fej\u00f3ninn truflar samr\u00e6\u00f0urnar og beinir or\u00f0um s\u00ednum til Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i><\/p>\n

-Bar\u00fej\u00f3nn<\/i>: Afsaki\u00f0, en \u00fea\u00f0 er h\u00e9r herrama\u00f0ur a\u00f0 nafni Dabbi sem vill n\u00e1 tali af \u00fe\u00e9r. Segir a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feekkir konu hans.<\/p>\n

\u00c1\u00f0ur en Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts <\/i>n\u00e6r a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast vi\u00f0 \u00e1 nokkurn h\u00e1tt er hann b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gefa merki til l\u00edtils karls \u00e1 enda barsins sem kemur haltrandi me\u00f0 staf yfir til \u00feeirra. Dabbi er mj\u00f6g spenntur og tekur \u00ed h\u00f6ndina \u00e1 \u00f6llum tvisvar, pantar svo drykki fyrir alla. Stj\u00f3rinn vir\u00f0ist hann gaumg\u00e6filega fyrir s\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann lyftir glasi. Hann blikkar Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i><\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Fyrir mannkyninu! Mannkyni\u00f0, mannkyni\u00f0 (horfir \u00e1 Dabba og hristir h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0<\/i>) \u00dev\u00ed hva\u00f0 er ma\u00f0urinn ef ekki…<\/p>\n

Bar\u00fej\u00f3ninn gr\u00edpur aftur inn\u00ed<\/p>\n

-Bar\u00fej\u00f3nn:<\/i> Dabbi s\u00e9r um eftirlit me\u00f0 m\u00e6lum hj\u00e1 orkuveitunni.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn: Og \u00fev\u00edl\u00edk vinna sem \u00fea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera! Hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 geta veitt okkur anna\u00f0 sj\u00f3narhorn. Vi\u00f0 bla\u00f0amennirnir erum svo takmarka\u00f0ir \u00e1 svo margan h\u00e1tt. M\u00e9r finnst gaman a\u00f0 heyra fr\u00e1 \u00f3l\u00edku f\u00f3lki.<\/p>\n

Dabbi hefur virt Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> fyrir s\u00e9r allan t\u00edmann en segir svo:<\/p>\n

-Dabbi<\/i>: Veistu hva\u00f0 f\u00f3lk segir?<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn:<\/i> Nei minn k\u00e6ri, hva\u00f0 segir f\u00f3lk?<\/p>\n

–Dabbi<\/i>: A\u00f0 vi\u00f0 m\u00e6lingarmennirnir s\u00e9um stundum eins og \u00edsf\u00f3lk \u00far \u00e6vint\u00fdrunum (setur upp svip<\/i>)<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn: Hvur andskotinn! \u00c9g s\u00e9, herra, a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ert ekki ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 okkar skapi. \u00de\u00fa getur ekkert vita\u00f0 um mannkyni\u00f0, \u00fe\u00fa ert mannkyni\u00f0. \u00c9g l\u00e6t \u00feig \u00ed hendur Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Hann kallar \u00e1 Gulla og \u00feeir r\u00e1fa burt. Dabbi er mj\u00f6g ringla\u00f0ur og rei\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n

-Dabbi<\/i>: Vinur \u00feinn er snarklikka\u00f0ur<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> er enn brosandi, n\u00fa me\u00f0 sam\u00fa\u00f0 og sm\u00e1 sorg. Dabbi brosir tilbaka<\/p>\n

-Dabbi<\/i>: J\u00e1, \u00e9g var n\u00e6stum b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gleyma. Konan m\u00edn vill bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed mat, \u00feess vegna ba\u00f0 \u00e9g hann um a\u00f0 kynna mig fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> sam\u00feykkir bo\u00f0i\u00f0 sem gerir Dabba mj\u00f6g gla\u00f0an. \u00deeir f\u00e1 s\u00e9r annan drykk. Dabbi segist vera \u00fereyttur svo Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> stingur upp\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feeir f\u00e6ra sig \u00ed bakherbergi\u00f0. Dabba l\u00ed\u00f0ur greinilega mj\u00f6g \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilega. \u00deegar hann loksins byrjar a\u00f0 tala er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 skilja or\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed sem hann segir. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki einu sinni lj\u00f3st hvort hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 gera sig skiljanlegan. Hann ba\u00f0ar einnig \u00fat h\u00f6ndum \u00ed einhverri skr\u00fdtni ath\u00f6fn. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> fylgist \u00e1hugasamur me\u00f0 \u00fear til hann loks tekur upp br\u00e9f og r\u00e9ttir honum:<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur skringilega a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 skrifa \u00feetta br\u00e9f til \u00fe\u00edn. En \u00feannig er m\u00e1l me\u00f0 vexti a\u00f0 \u00e9g er 43 \u00e1ra fatla\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur og hef veri\u00f0 alla \u00e6vi. \u00c9g hef samt aldrei veri\u00f0 lei\u00f0ur yfir \u00fev\u00ed fyrr en n\u00fana. M\u00e9r er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00ed\u00f0a stanslaust illa undanfari\u00f0 og spyrja mig, til hvers er \u00feetta allt saman? Afhverju er \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e6la m\u00e9r \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00fasalaunum \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 yfirmennirnir keyra um \u00e1 flottum k\u00f6ggum og lifa \u00ed vellystingum? Ekki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vinnan s\u00e9 endilega m\u00e1li\u00f0, \u00e9g er raunar heppinn a\u00f0 hafa vinnu. En afhverju a\u00f0 vinna svona myrkrana \u00e1 milli bara til a\u00f0 koma heim og f\u00e6 ekki a\u00f0 heyra anna\u00f0 en stanslaust tu\u00f0 um peninga, peninga, peninga. Eitthva\u00f0 sem \u00e9g get ekki gert neitt \u00ed. Til hvers er ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 standa \u00ed \u00feessu? \u00c9g fr\u00e9tti a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir mennta\u00f0ur og h\u00e9lt \u00fev\u00ed kannski a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa vissir \u00fea\u00f0? K\u00e6r kve\u00f0ja, Dabbi.<\/i><\/p>\n

\u00c1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> les br\u00e9fi\u00f0 er Dabbi a\u00f0 rembast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 finna eitthva\u00f0 undir bor\u00f0inu. H\u00f6nd hans snertir \u00f3vart h\u00f6nd Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>. Hann kippir henni fr\u00e1 um lei\u00f0 og l\u00edtur sk\u00f6mmustulega \u00fat. En Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> tekur fast \u00ed h\u00f6nd hans. \u00deegar hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 lesa br\u00e9fi\u00f0 sleppir hann ekki. Dabba l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilega fyrst. En \u00e1 endanum sitja \u00feeir saman \u00ed \u00fe\u00f6gn og haldast \u00ed hendur.<\/p>\n

11.<\/b><\/p>\n

\u00deeir staulast vel fullir \u00fat af barnum og upp\u00ed leigub\u00edl. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> hj\u00e1lpar Dabba \u00fat \u00far b\u00edlnum \u00feegar \u00e1 lei\u00f0arenda er komi\u00f0. Dagn\u00fd tekur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00feeim og fer strax a\u00f0 b\u00f6lva Dabba.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar inn er komi\u00f0 l\u00e1ta Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> og Dagn\u00fd vel a\u00f0 hvert \u00f6\u00f0ru \u00feegar Dabbi s\u00e9r ekki til. \u00deau bor\u00f0a og eftir matinn, \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00feau drekka kaffi, sest Dagn\u00fd vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0in\u00e1 Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>. H\u00fan str\u00fdkur honum undir bor\u00f0inu. Dabbi er greinilega or\u00f0inn mj\u00f6g \u00fereyttur. Dagn\u00fd blikkar hann og gefur einhvers konar merki. Vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur hann mj\u00f6g \u00f3sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6ruggur og fer a\u00f0 hristast og mumla eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3skiljanlegt. \u00c1 endanum ver\u00f0ur h\u00fan pirru\u00f0 \u00e1 honum.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 \u00ed andskotanum ertu a\u00f0 bla\u00f0ra \u00fearna?<\/p>\n

-Dabbi<\/i>: (fyrst andvarp, svo stuna<\/i>) Er \u00e9g \u00ed rauninni ekki bara mellud\u00f3lgur? A\u00f0 koma svona me\u00f0 mann heim handa konunni minni? (taugaveikla\u00f0ur hl\u00e1tur<\/i>)<\/p>\n

Dagn\u00fd er n\u00fa brj\u00e1lu\u00f0. H\u00fan r\u00fallar upp dagbla\u00f0i og sl\u00e6r manninn sinn \u00ed andliti\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed. Hann urrar eins og hundur og gr\u00edpur dagbla\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 t\u00f6nnunum. \u00deegar h\u00fan sleppir \u00e1kve\u00f0ur hann a\u00f0 fara bara alla lei\u00f0, fer ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 g\u00f3lf og heldur \u00e1fram a\u00f0 urra og gelta. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts <\/i>reynir a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hann til a\u00f0 standa upp, beygir sig ni\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 lyfta honum upp, en \u00fe\u00e1 r\u00edfur hann \u00ed buxnaklauf Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts <\/i>og opnar hana, dettur svo ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 baki\u00f0 og hl\u00e6r. Dagn\u00fd sparkar \u00ed hann af and\u00fa\u00f0. \u00c1 endanum h\u00e6ttir hann a\u00f0 hl\u00e6gja og \u00feau setjast \u00f6ll aftur. Vi\u00f0 tekur \u00fe\u00f6gn sem \u00e1 endanum pirrar Dagn\u00fd svo miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00fan fer og n\u00e6r \u00ed fleiri drykki. Flaskan er \u00fe\u00f3 t\u00f3m og \u00fev\u00ed bi\u00f0ur h\u00fan manninn sinn um a\u00f0 hlaupa \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 og kaupa meira. Hann hristir \u00fe\u00f3 hausinn og neitar. H\u00fan reynir a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e6ta vi\u00f0 hann. Hann hunsar hana sem gerir hana enn brj\u00e1la\u00f0ri<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: N\u00e1\u00f0u \u00ed meira gin! N\u00e1\u00f0u \u00ed gin f\u00edfli\u00f0 \u00feitt!<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> stendur upptekin<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Pl\u00eds h\u00e6tti\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00edfast. Hann elskar \u00feig, \u00feess vegna l\u00e6tur hann svona. Vertu g\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hann.<\/p>\n

H\u00fan urrar eitthva\u00f0 af pirringi og fer \u00fat \u00far herberginu. \u00dar eldh\u00fasinu heyrist einhver l\u00e6ti. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> fer a\u00f0 Dabba og brosir til hans sama brosi og \u00e1\u00f0ur. Hann gerir \u00fea\u00f0 sama og r\u00e9ttir \u00fat h\u00f6ndina. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts <\/i>tekur \u00ed hana og \u00feeir standa haldandi \u00ed hendur og brosandi \u00fear til Dagn\u00fd kemur aftur.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: (\u00ed h\u00e6\u00f0num t\u00f3n<\/i>) \u00c6 hva\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 s\u00e6tt par<\/p>\n

Dabbi tekur h\u00f6ndina tilbaka eins og hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 konuna s\u00edna. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> \u00e1ttar sig \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa almennilega \u00ed taumana \u00e1 \u00e1standinu<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa ert me\u00f0 st\u00f3ran og sterkan l\u00edkama Dagn\u00fd. \u00de\u00fa getur gefi\u00f0 manni \u00fe\u00ednum hl\u00fdju me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka hann \u00ed fangi\u00f0. \u00de\u00fa getur fjarl\u00e6gt hrollinn \u00ed beinum hans. Hann ey\u00f0ir d\u00f6gum s\u00ednum \u00ed kj\u00f6llurum og geymslum, berandi \u00feunga byr\u00f0i af \u00fej\u00e1ningu og l\u00edfs\u00fereytu. \u00de\u00fa getur skipt \u00feessari byr\u00f0i \u00fat fyrir draum. Draum sem ver\u00f0ur eins og v\u00edtam\u00ednsprauta fyrir hann. \u00de\u00fa getur gert \u00feetta me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leyfa honum a\u00f0 sigra \u00feig \u00ed r\u00faminu. Hann mun endurgjalda \u00fe\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bl\u00f3mstra og \u00fej\u00f3na \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1 allan…<\/p>\n

Dagn\u00fd er alltof forvi\u00f0a til a\u00f0 hl\u00e6gja. Dabbi l\u00edtur undan hann fer svo hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> er fullme\u00f0vita\u00f0ur um hversu f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegur hann er. Hann reynir aftur \u00e1 annan h\u00e1tt.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: (\u00f6skrar<\/i>) Kristur er \u00e1st! Kristur er svarti \u00e1v\u00f6xturinn sem hangir \u00e1 krosstr\u00e9nu. Ma\u00f0urinn t\u00fdndist vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 eta af forbo\u00f0na \u00e1vextinum. Hann mun bjargast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 eta af bo\u00f0na \u00e1vextinum. Svarti \u00e1v\u00f6xtur Krists, \u00e1v\u00f6xtur \u00e1starinnar…<\/p>\n

\u00deetta f\u00f3r enn verr. Hann lokar augunum. Allt \u00ed einu segir Dabbi:<\/p>\n

-Dabbi<\/i>: \u00c9g elska \u00feig, \u00e9g elska \u00feig<\/p>\n

Hann opnar augun og s\u00e9r hj\u00f3nin vera a\u00f0 kyssast.<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: Ok, klikkhausinn \u00feinn. \u00c9g fyrirgef \u00fe\u00e9r. En far\u00f0u n\u00fa \u00fat\u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 og kauptu meira gin.<\/p>\n

\u00c1n \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00e1 Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> gr\u00edpur hann hattinn sinn og fer \u00fat. Dagn\u00fd brosir<\/p>\n

<\/a> -Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: \u00de\u00fa varst drepfyndinn svona me\u00f0 opna buxnaklauf. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt \u00e9g myndi deyja.<\/p>\n

Hann svarar ekki<\/p>\n

-Dagn\u00fd<\/i>: V\u00e1 hva\u00f0 hann er afbr\u00fd\u00f0issamur. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00f3g a\u00f0 \u00e9g bendi \u00e1 einhvern st\u00f3ran og segist vilja sofa hj\u00e1 honum, \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur hann tj\u00falla\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n

H\u00fan er auglj\u00f3slega a\u00f0 da\u00f0ra vi\u00f0 hann, kveikir \u00e1 t\u00f3nlist. Hann segist \u00fe\u00f3 vera of \u00fereyttur til a\u00f0 dansa. H\u00fan tekur nokkur \u00e6sandi spor fyrir framan hann og sest svo \u00ed kj\u00f6ltu hans. Hann reynir a\u00f0 verjast tilraunum hennar en h\u00fan \u00fer\u00fdstir munni s\u00ednum a\u00f0 hans og \u00feegar hann l\u00edtur undan fer h\u00fan \u00e1 h\u00e1lsinn \u00e1 honum \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. \u00deegar h\u00fan opnar kj\u00f3linn sinn f\u00e6rir hann lappir s\u00ednar svo h\u00fan dettur \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0. H\u00fan reynir a\u00f0 draga hann ofan \u00e1 sig. Hann sl\u00e6r fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00ed blindni og hittir hana \u00ed andliti\u00f0. H\u00fan \u00f6skrar og heldur fast \u00ed hann. Hann sl\u00e6r hana \u00fear til h\u00fan sleppir takinu og hleypur \u00fat.<\/p>\n

12.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> gerir sig kl\u00e1ran fyrir r\u00fami\u00f0 og leggst upp \u00ed. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa stara\u00f0 svol\u00edti\u00f0 upp \u00ed lofti\u00f0 lognast hann \u00fat af. Allt \u00ed einu er banka\u00f0 \u00e1 dyrnar. Hann fer til dyra \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 vera nakinn. Tv\u00e6r konur \u00f6skra \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r sj\u00e1 hann og l\u00e1ta sig hverfa. \u00der\u00edr menn, stj\u00f3rinn \u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0al, koma \u00fe\u00e1 fram. Stj\u00f3rinn segir a\u00f0 kona hans s\u00e9 me\u00f0 honum og h\u00fan hafi sagt a\u00f0 hann hafi m\u00f3\u00f0ga\u00f0 hana. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> bakkar inn \u00ed herbergi\u00f0 og stj\u00f3rinn l\u00e6tur eins og hann \u00e6tli a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast \u00e1 hann. \u00cd sta\u00f0inn klappar hann honum \u00e1 baki\u00f0.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Far\u00f0u \u00ed buxur k\u00e6ri vinur, vi\u00f0 erum \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00ed part\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> l\u00edtur ekki \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 f\u00f6rum<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Komdu n\u00fa, \u00fea\u00f0 er drykkja \u00ed einr\u00fami sem gerir f\u00f3lk a\u00f0 byttum. Ekki vera svona mikill f\u00fdlup\u00faki. Okkur langar a\u00f0 spila leik og vantar \u00feig \u00ed hann. \u00deetta er leikur sem \u00e9g bj\u00f3 til og heitir \u201ehver og einn sinn eigin Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>\u201c.<\/p>\n

\u00c1 endanum fara \u00feau \u00ed leigub\u00edl og heim til stj\u00f3rans \u00fear sem part\u00fdi\u00f0 er. \u00deegar Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> gengur inn f\u00e6r hann miklar j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0ar vi\u00f0t\u00f6kur. \u00deegar hann stendur brosandi, \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 \u00feetta afrek, s\u00e9r hann Birtu sem kemur upp a\u00f0 honum<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r? Ertu veikur aftur?<\/p>\n

Hann svarar ekki. \u00deegar allir hafa sest dreifir stj\u00f3rinn bl\u00f6\u00f0um og papp\u00edr og lei\u00f0ir svo Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> a\u00f0 mi\u00f0ju herbergisins.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: D\u00f6mur m\u00ednar og herrar (eins og sirkusstj\u00f3ri<\/i>) Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum h\u00e9r \u00ed kv\u00f6ld mann sem \u00fei\u00f0 \u00f6ll \u00feekki\u00f0 og d\u00e1ist af. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>, hann me\u00f0 syngjandi hjarta\u00f0 \u2013 Mussolini s\u00e1larinnar. Hann er h\u00e9r \u00ed kv\u00f6ld til a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa ykkur \u00ed m\u00e1lefnum andans og si\u00f0fer\u00f0is, a\u00f0 veita ykkur slagor\u00f0, m\u00e1lsta\u00f0, gildi ofar \u00f6llum \u00f6\u00f0rum og tilgang. Sum ykkar halda kannski a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 of langt leidd og engin hj\u00e1lp muni gagnast. \u00dei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 hr\u00e6dd um a\u00f0 hversu miki\u00f0 sem b\u00e1l hans brennur mun hann ekki n\u00e1 a\u00f0 kveikja \u00ed ykkur, \u00fei\u00f0 munu\u00f0 a\u00f0eins svi\u00f0na me\u00f0 vondri lykt. En leggi\u00f0 traust ykkar \u00e1 hann, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g fullvissa ykkur um a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 munu\u00f0 loga. Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> mun hafa yfirh\u00f6ndina.<\/p>\n

Stj\u00f3rinn dregur fram bunka af \u00fatprentu\u00f0um t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stum.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Vi\u00f0 f\u00f6rum kerfisbundi\u00f0 \u00ed gegnum \u00feetta. Fyrst mun hver ykkar gera sitt besta til a\u00f0 svara einu af \u00feessum br\u00e9fum. \u00dat fr\u00e1 sv\u00f6rum ykkar mun Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> svo greina si\u00f0fer\u00f0ilega villu vegar ykkar.<\/p>\n

Stj\u00f3rinn dreifir p\u00f3stunum \u00e1 me\u00f0al gestanna eins og t\u00f6frama\u00f0ur \u00fatdeilir spilum. Hann kjaftar st\u00f6\u00f0ugt \u00e1 me\u00f0an og les hluta \u00far hverjum p\u00f3sti \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann gefur hann fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn:<\/i> H\u00e9r er einn fr\u00e1 gamalli konu sem missti son sinn \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku. H\u00fan er sj\u00f6t\u00edu \u00e1ra og vinnur fyrir s\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 selja bl\u00fdanta. H\u00fan \u00e1 engar sokkabuxur og gengur um \u00ed \u00feungum st\u00edgv\u00e9lum sem f\u00e6tur hennar bl\u00e6\u00f0a undan. H\u00fan er einnig me\u00f0 gl\u00e1ku. Er einhver me\u00f0 pl\u00e1ss \u00ed hjartanu fyrir hana?<\/p>\n

H\u00e9r er l\u00edtill str\u00e1kur sem langar \u00ed fi\u00f0lu. Vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 er bara a\u00f0 hann er lama\u00f0ur. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fdmsan l\u00e6rd\u00f3m h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 draga af \u00feessu. K\u00f6llum hann fi\u00f0lu kapteininn…<\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts <\/i>er fullkomlega r\u00f3legur. Jafnvel \u00e1hugasamur. Hann f\u00e6r s\u00ed\u00f0asta p\u00f3stinn fr\u00e1 stj\u00f3ranum. Hann tekur \u00fea\u00f0, en l\u00e6tur \u00fea\u00f0 svo falla \u00ed g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 \u00f3lesi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: \u00dei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 ganga inn \u00ed ver\u00f6ld fulla af \u00fej\u00e1ningu og eymd \u00fear sem \u00edb\u00faarnir \u00feekkja ekkert anna\u00f0 en sj\u00fakd\u00f3ma og l\u00f6greglumenn. Einn af \u00f6\u00f0rum eru \u00feau elt ni\u00f0ur…<\/p>\n

S\u00e1rsauki, s\u00e1rsauki, s\u00e1rsauki, \u00feessi lei\u00f0inlegi, nagandi, kr\u00f3n\u00edski s\u00e1rsauki hjartans og heilans. S\u00e1rsauki sem a\u00f0eins andleg me\u00f0\u00f6l geta lina\u00f0…<\/p>\n

\u00deegar Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> s\u00e9r Birtu vera a\u00f0 fara eltir hann hana. Hann vill a\u00f0 h\u00fan sj\u00e1 hvers konar klettur hann er or\u00f0inn. Stj\u00f3rinn tekur \u00e1 endanum eftir a\u00f0 hann er farinn, hann s\u00e9r p\u00f3stinn \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu og tekur hann upp.<\/p>\n

-Stj\u00f3rinn<\/i>: Meistarinn er horfinn. En enga \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingu. \u00c9g er enn h\u00e9r. \u00c9g er l\u00e6risveinn hans og mun lei\u00f0a ykkur \u00e1fram. Leyf m\u00e9r a\u00f0 lesa fyrst \u00feennan p\u00f3st sem er st\u00edla\u00f0ur \u00e1 meistarann:<\/p>\n

Hvers konar dj\u00f6fulsins f\u00edfl ert \u00fe\u00fa? \u00deegar \u00e9g kom heim me\u00f0 gini\u00f0 var konan m\u00edn h\u00e1gr\u00e1tandi \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu og h\u00fasi\u00f0 fullt af n\u00e1gr\u00f6nnum. H\u00fan sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir r\u00e1\u00f0ist \u00e1 sig og \u00feau vildu hringja \u00e1 l\u00f6gregluna en \u00e9g sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi sj\u00e1 um \u00feetta sj\u00e1lfur…<\/i><\/p>\n

Jah\u00e9rna, \u00e9g get varla haft eftir \u00fea\u00f0 sem eftir kemur, svo litr\u00edkt er tungum\u00e1li\u00f0. \u00c9g sleppi \u00fev\u00ed:<\/p>\n

Svo allir f\u00ednu r\u00e6\u00f0u \u00fe\u00ednar eru ekki meira vir\u00f0i en \u00feetta \u00f3ge\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feitt, \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta \u00feig \u00ed hausinn…<\/i><\/p>\n

-Dabbi<\/i><\/p>\n

Svo meistarinn er greinilega Rasp\u00fat\u00edn endurf\u00e6ddur. \u00dea\u00f0 hriktir svo sannarlega \u00ed sto\u00f0um tr\u00faarinnar vi\u00f0 \u00feessa vitneskju. En \u00e9g get ekki tr\u00faa\u00f0 \u00feessu. \u00c9g mun ekki tr\u00faa \u00feessu. Tr\u00fa m\u00edn stendur \u00f3h\u00f6ggu\u00f0. \u00deetta er bara enn eitt tilr\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 sem runni\u00f0 er undan rifjum dj\u00f6fulsins. Hann hefur eytt l\u00edfi s\u00ednu \u00ed bar\u00e1ttu vi\u00f0 erki\u00f3vininn og mun sigra a\u00f0 lokum. \u00de\u00e1 meina \u00e9g Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>, ekki dj\u00f6fullinn. Gu\u00f0spjalli\u00f0 samkv\u00e6mt stj\u00f3ranum. Lof m\u00e9r a\u00f0 segja ykkur \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 fr\u00e1 l\u00edfi hans. Fyrst, strax \u00ed barn\u00e6sku, geislandi af hreinu sakleysi l\u00edkt og n\u00fd\u00fevegin stjarna, heldur hann \u00e1 braut h\u00e1sk\u00f3la erfi\u00f0isins og harksins. N\u00e6st, sem unglingur, er hann or\u00f0inn a\u00f0 veru myrkursins. Svo sem ma\u00f0ur, Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>, er braut hans m\u00f6rku\u00f0 af \u00feessu g\u00f6fuga takmarki. En sj\u00e1! Heimurinn, bitur og \u00ed hefndarhug, leggur endurteki\u00f0 steina \u00ed g\u00f6tu hans, \u00ferumur\u00f6dd \u00e1kallar hann og segir \u201estopp!\u201c. En hann l\u00edtur \u00e1 hverja hindrun sem tr\u00f6ppu sem hann kl\u00edfur h\u00e6rra og h\u00e6rra. \u00c1fram kl\u00edfur hann, \u00farvinda og einn \u00e1 b\u00e1ti \u00fear til…<\/p>\n

13.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> n\u00e6r Birtu \u00fat \u00e1 gangi. Hann gengur upp a\u00f0 henni me\u00f0 bros \u00e1 v\u00f6r.<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Afhverju glottiru svona?<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00d3 fyrirgef\u00f0u, \u00e9g meina ekkert me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed<\/p>\n

\u00deau fara saman ni\u00f0ur \u00ed lyftu.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Eigum vi\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 f\u00e1 okkur drykk? Kaffi e\u00f0a gos \u00e1 \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 vi\u00f0m\u00e6lendur<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Nei, \u00e9g er a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 heimavistina<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Pl\u00eds<\/p>\n

Hann tekur \u00ed h\u00f6ndina \u00e1 henni og saman fara \u00feau \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas sem er r\u00e9tt hj\u00e1.<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Afhverju ertu svona rei\u00f0? \u00c9g ger\u00f0i ekkert, \u00feetta var hans hugmynd og hann s\u00e1 alveg um \u00feetta allt<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Af\u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ert f\u00e1viti<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00c9g er h\u00e6ttur \u00ed vinnunni. Hef ekki fari\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00e6stum viku<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: Hva\u00f0 \u00e6tlaru a\u00f0 gera?<\/p>\n

– <\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts:<\/i> Leita a\u00f0 vinnu hj\u00e1 augl\u00fdsingastofu<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: \u00c9g \u00feekki einn sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6ttir a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0, hann \u00e1 stofu. F\u00ednn gaur. Er \u00e1stfanginn af m\u00e9r<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00c9g g\u00e6ti ekki unni\u00f0 fyrir keppinaut<\/p>\n

\u00deau hl\u00e6gja b\u00e6\u00f0i. Hl\u00e1tur hennar breytist \u00fe\u00f3 \u00ed gr\u00e1tur<\/p>\n

-Birta<\/i>: \u00c9g er svo vitlaus<\/p>\n

H\u00fan hleypur \u00fat. Hann hleypur \u00e1 eftir og n\u00e6r henni. H\u00fan gr\u00e6tur enn meira. Hann kallar \u00e1 leigub\u00edl og \u00feau fara saman inn. H\u00fan talar \u00ed gegnum gr\u00e1turinn og segir a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 \u00f3l\u00e9tt. Hann bi\u00f0ur hana um a\u00f0 giftast s\u00e9r. H\u00fan segist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 fara \u00ed f\u00f3sturey\u00f0ingu. Hann gr\u00e1tbi\u00f0ur hana a\u00f0 giftast s\u00e9r, lofar henni \u00f6llu f\u00f6gru, allt sem henni dreymir um.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar \u00feau eru komin heim eru \u00feau farin a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a pl\u00f6nin eftir giftinguna. Hvar \u00feau \u00e1ttu a\u00f0 b\u00faa, hvers konar h\u00fasg\u00f6gn, o.s.frv. H\u00fan \u00e1kve\u00f0ur a\u00f0 eignast barni\u00f0. Hann \u00e1kve\u00f0ur a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 vin hennar me\u00f0 stofuna. Hann er sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ur um a\u00f0 n\u00fdji pers\u00f3nuleiki sinn og l\u00edfss\u00fdn er kominn til a\u00f0 vera. Hann s\u00e9r sig sem klett sem ekkert getur hagga\u00f0.<\/p>\n

14.<\/b><\/p>\n

Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> liggur upp\u00ed r\u00fami veikur aftur. Hann starir \u00e1 styttuna af Jes\u00fas \u00e1 veggnum. Allt \u00ed einu ver\u00f0ur styttan a\u00f0 lj\u00f3si sem dansar um herbergi\u00f0 eins og fluga. Lj\u00f3si\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur sterkara og sterkara \u00fear til hann er vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 blindast<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: Kristur! Kristur!<\/p>\n

Hann situr upp \u00ed r\u00faminu. Hann og herbergi\u00f0 fyllast af n\u00e1\u00f0 Gu\u00f0s. Hann heyrir r\u00f6dd Gu\u00f0s sem spyr hann \u201eertu tilb\u00fainn til a\u00f0 taka \u00e1 m\u00f3ti n\u00fana?\u201c<\/p>\n

–<\/i>Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i>: \u00c9g er tilb\u00fainn, \u00e9g er tilb\u00fainn<\/p>\n

Hann sest vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna og byrjar a\u00f0 skrifa pistla um Gu\u00f0. Hann finnur fyrir sam\u00feykki hans. Allt \u00ed einu hringir dyrabjallan. Hann opnar og fer \u00fat \u00e1 gang \u00fear sem hann s\u00e9r Dabba koma upp tr\u00f6ppurnar. Hann ver\u00f0ur h\u00e6st\u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur, \u00feetta hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera eitthva\u00f0 pr\u00f3f fr\u00e1 Gu\u00f0i, pr\u00f3f sem hann \u00e6tlar s\u00e9r a\u00f0 standast. Hann r\u00fdkur \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 honum me\u00f0 hendurnar opnar. Dabbi er me\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 undir hendinni vafi\u00f0 \u00ed dagbl\u00f6\u00f0. \u00deegar hann s\u00e9r Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> gr\u00edpur hann um hlutinn og stoppar. Hann hr\u00f3par vi\u00f0v\u00f6run, en Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> tekur ekki mark \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed, hleypur enn hra\u00f0ar ef eitthva\u00f0 er, \u00feetta hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera hr\u00f3p \u00e1 hj\u00e1lp og hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 k\u00e6fa hann \u00ed \u00e1st. Dabba sn\u00fdr vi\u00f0 og \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 fl\u00fdja, en hann er of h\u00e6gur og Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> n\u00e6r honum. \u00dea\u00f0 lei\u00f0ir til \u00e1taka sem Birta gengur beint inn \u00e1. H\u00fan skipar \u00feeim a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta. Dabbi dregur hlutinn undan dagbl\u00f6\u00f0unum sem kemur \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 er byssa sem springur svo \u00ed loft upp \u00ed \u00e1t\u00f6kunum. Sprengingin kastar Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts<\/i> ni\u00f0ur tr\u00f6ppurnar og hann dregur Dabba me\u00f0. Saman velta \u00feeir ni\u00f0ur tr\u00f6ppurnar.<\/p>\n

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Sv\u00f6rt k\u00f3med\u00eda \u00ed fj\u00f3rt\u00e1n hlutum 1. L\u00edti\u00f0 skrifstofuh\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i. Illa til haf\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur situr fyrir framan t\u00f6lvuskj\u00e1 og les t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sta. K\u00e6ra Fr\u00fa Lonelyhearts. \u00c9g er einst\u00e6\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ir, \u00f6ryrki, me\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00fa b\u00f6rn sem \u00e1 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00e1 endum saman. Hvernig \u00fatsk\u00fdri \u00e9g fyrir b\u00f6rnunum a\u00f0 \u00feau geta ekki gert allt \u00fea\u00f0 sama og hinir krakkarnir?K\u00e6r kve\u00f0ja, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":36,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bokmenntir","category-thyding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}