{"id":60,"date":"2020-08-10T21:10:05","date_gmt":"2020-08-10T21:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/?p=60"},"modified":"2020-12-05T02:21:17","modified_gmt":"2020-12-05T02:21:17","slug":"thriburasogur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/2020\/08\/10\/thriburasogur\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00der\u00edburas\u00f6gur"},"content":{"rendered":"

Handah\u00f3fskenndar eineggja \u00fer\u00edburas\u00f6gur \u00ed tilefni sex \u00e1ra afm\u00e6li \u00feeirra<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Einn af str\u00e1kunum, Freyr, sag\u00f0i „shit“ \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 brasa eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 laugardagsmorgunin. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Hva\u00f0an hann f\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 hefur ma\u00f0ur au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki hugmynd um. Auglj\u00f3slega ekki m\u00e9r samt. Er me\u00f0 eind\u00e6mum pr\u00fa\u00f0m\u00e6ltur, eins og allir vita. Kannast ekkert vi\u00f0 sl\u00edkan munns\u00f6fnu\u00f0. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En mundi allt \u00ed einu eftir \u00feessu yfir kv\u00f6ldmatnum n\u00fana. F\u00f3r \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 rifja \u00fea\u00f0 upp og \u00fatsk\u00fdra fyrir \u00feeim \u00f6llum a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00e6tti ekki a\u00f0 segja svona laga\u00f0. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00derefalt shit tsunami t\u00f3k vi\u00f0 um lei\u00f0. Engin lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 shit k\u00f3rinn til a\u00f0 \u00feagna.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g er auglj\u00f3slega me\u00f0 greindarv\u00edsit\u00f6lu \u00e1 vi\u00f0 Forrest Gump.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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* B\u00f3k kv\u00f6ldsins h\u00e9t Koala’s Filosofi, einhver b\u00f3k sem Karin keypti fyrir nokkru en vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um aldrei lesi\u00f0. Vissum ekkert um hana, Karin keypti hana bara \u00fataf titlinum. Ekki einungis filosofi heldur a\u00f0allega vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 Kjartan er me\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0i fyrir K\u00f3alabj\u00f6rnum – ef bangsinn hans t\u00fdnist er bara red alert \u00ed gangi h\u00e9rna. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En uppbyggingin var semsagt \u00feannig a\u00f0 K\u00f3alabj\u00f6rninn situr \u00e1 trj\u00e1grein og er hugsi e\u00f0a sorgm\u00e6ddur yfir einhverju, \u00fe\u00e1 kemur fugl og spyr hann hva\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 og \u00feeir r\u00e6\u00f0a m\u00e1lin \u00ed framhaldinu. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00deetta var \u00fev\u00ed algj\u00f6r tilviljun, en fyrsta vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 reyndist vera a\u00f0 K\u00f3alabj\u00f6rninn segist l\u00ed\u00f0a svo vel \u00ed kj\u00f3lum og vill helst vera \u00ed \u00feeim, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 rangt…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Freyr f\u00f3r strax a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 \u00f6llu sem einhverjir hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0 hann \u00ed leiksk\u00f3lanum. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g og \u00feessi fugl t\u00e6ttum au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00feann m\u00e1lflutning \u00ed okkur.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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* Yfir kv\u00f6ldmatnum r\u00e6ddum vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0 Freyr v\u00e6ri g\u00f3\u00f0ur a\u00f0 dansa, og Karin haf\u00f0i \u00e1 or\u00f0i a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri jafnvel or\u00f0inn eins g\u00f3\u00f0ur og \u00e9g. Hann heimta\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 strax a\u00f0 sett v\u00e6ri \u00e1 upp\u00e1halds l\u00f6gin s\u00edn \u00ed stofunni (Horses og Gloria e. Patti Smith og Tutti Frutti e. Little Richard) og byrja\u00f0i svo a\u00f0 Travolta g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 \u00e1 einhvern ep\u00edskan h\u00e1tt. \u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 dansa me\u00f0 en hann skipa\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 setjast ni\u00f0ur. Vi\u00f0 fylgdumst svo me\u00f0 eftir bestu getu, en \u00feegar vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum svo a\u00f0 sinna hinum br\u00e6\u00f0runum einnig \u00e1 me\u00f0an var\u00f0 hann \u00e1 endanum brj\u00e1la\u00f0ur, rauk inn\u00ed herbergi, sag\u00f0i „showi\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0“ og vildi ekki koma \u00fat.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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* Tv\u00e6r skilgreiningar \u00e1 kraftaverki sem str\u00e1karnir hafa reitt fram: <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

„Hlutur sem \u00fe\u00fa setur \u00ed magann og pumpar svo helling af lofti \u00ed hann“ (\u00c1g\u00fast, n\u00fdb\u00fainn a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 myndir af m\u00f6mmu sinni \u00f3l\u00e9ttri me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1) <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

„Loftbelgur sem fl\u00fdgur \u00e1 fullu \u00e1 bens\u00edni, en svo kl\u00e1rast bens\u00edni\u00f0, en hann heldur samt \u00e1fram a\u00f0 flj\u00faga endalaust“ (Freyr, \u00e9g er auglj\u00f3slega ekki enn b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja honum s\u00f6guna af Hindenburg)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*Str\u00e1karnir f\u00f3ru allir \u00ed s\u00f6mu peysunni \u00ed leiksk\u00f3lann \u00ed dag. \u00deeir heimtu\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0, annars sendum vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 aldrei \u00ed s\u00f6mu f\u00f6tunum. \u00c9g hef mikla sam\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 elskulegu leiksk\u00f3la starfsf\u00f3lkinu sem \u00e1 erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feekkja \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed sundur – og vill ekkert gera \u00feeim starfi\u00f0 erfi\u00f0ara.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En svo komu \u00feeir heim og voru segjandi a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00feekkti \u00fe\u00e1 almennt ekki \u00ed sundur. Svo vorum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a \u00feetta, og \u00feeir t\u00f6ldu upp (\u00e1 annari hendi) hver g\u00e6ti \u00fea\u00f0:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Mor<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Far<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Amma Brynja<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*Str\u00e1karnir \u00ed Pok\u00e9mon slugfesti vi\u00f0 Steinar Braga.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Nokkur highlight: „Steinar er bara steinn“, „\u00fe\u00fa f\u00e6r\u00f0 stein \u00ed h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0“, og svo n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki s\u00ed\u00f0asta bardaganum milli Freyr og hans, sem hann vann, en \u00fe\u00e1 byrju\u00f0u \u00feeir a\u00f0 kyrja „Stein sax“ aftur og aftur. Or\u00f0aleikur: sten sax papir semsagt e\u00f0a rock paper scissors… <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00deeir eru me\u00f0 trash talki\u00f0 \u00e1 hreinu.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*Str\u00e1karnir voru a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 byggja me\u00f0 Duplo. Kjartan, af einsk\u00e6rri g\u00f3\u00f0mennsku, bau\u00f0st til a\u00f0 skipta risa Duplo kassanum \u00e1 milli \u00feeirra. Me\u00f0 \u00feessari l\u00edka bl\u00ed\u00f0u og sannf\u00e6randi r\u00f6dd sem var einfaldlega ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 segja nei vi\u00f0. Hann r\u00e6\u00f0st \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 heljarinnar sj\u00f3narspil sem endar \u00feannig a\u00f0 hann er me\u00f0 n\u00e1nast alla kubbana og hinir tveir br\u00e6\u00f0urnir \u00f6rf\u00e1a. Sem \u00feeir eru au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki s\u00e1ttir vi\u00f0. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Eftir a\u00f0 hafa reynt a\u00f0 s\u00fdna fram \u00e1 r\u00e9ttm\u00e6ti skiptingarinnar me\u00f0 impressively \u00edtarlegum r\u00f6kstu\u00f0ningi fyrir \u00feriggja \u00e1ra aldur, sem br\u00e6\u00f0urnir voru \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0 kaupa, endar \u00feetta svona:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Freyr og \u00c1g\u00fast (benda \u00e1 hauginn fyrir aftan hann): En \u00fe\u00fa ert <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

me\u00f0 alla kubbana!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Kjartan (bl\u00e1kalt): Svona er \u00feetta bara.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g er sem sagt a\u00f0 ala upp kap\u00edtalista…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*-\u00c9g: „Str\u00e1kar, er ekki einhver skr\u00fdtin lykt h\u00e9rna?“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Kjartan (\u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00edta upp fr\u00e1 Legoinu): <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

„J\u00fa \u00feetta ert \u00fe\u00fa. \u00dea\u00f0 er sk\u00edtalykt af \u00fe\u00e9r.“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Freyr: „Finnur\u00f0u ekki lyktina af sj\u00e1lfum \u00fe\u00e9r?“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g er a\u00f0 missa \u00feetta uppeldi \u00far b\u00f6ndunum. \u00deennan danska munns\u00f6fnu\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00feeir auglj\u00f3slega fr\u00e1 m\u00f3\u00f0ur sinni.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*\u00der\u00e1tt fyrir meistaragr\u00e1\u00f0u \u00ed heimspeki er \u00e9g ekkert a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r vangaveltur og spurningar sem str\u00e1karnir eru komnir \u00fat\u00ed og heimta n\u00fa svar vi\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00f6llum t\u00edmum.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00e6mi #1 Ef ma\u00f0ur ver\u00f0ur fyrst barn, svo fullor\u00f0inn, svo gamall, er ma\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 mismunandi manneskjur?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00e6mi #2 Ef \u00e9g get or\u00f0i\u00f0 eins gamall og \u00fe\u00fa, afhverju getur \u00fe\u00fa ekki or\u00f0i\u00f0 eins gamall og \u00e9g?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00e6mi #3 Afhverju fer t\u00edminn alltaf \u00ed hring og \u00ed hring og \u00ed hring og stoppar aldrei? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Eru \u00feeir a\u00f0 laumast \u00ed Arist\u00f3teles og \u00c1g\u00fast\u00ednus?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*F\u00f3r me\u00f0 str\u00e1kana \u00ed Pok\u00e9mon t\u00far, hittum \u00fear annan ungan herramann \u00ed sama t\u00far. S\u00e1 sannf\u00e6r\u00f0i mig um a\u00f0 tradea vi\u00f0 sig. Eitthva\u00f0 sem var svo bara ep\u00edskt scam – skipti brj\u00e1la\u00f0 \u00f6flugum og sjaldg\u00e6fum Pokemon fyrir eitthva\u00f0 fullkomi\u00f0 drasl. Fatta\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki fyrr en eftir \u00e1. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00cd hvers konar heimi lifum vi\u00f0 eiginlega \u00feegar doktorsnemi \u00ed heimspeki er bara sv\u00edvir\u00f0ilega sandbagged af \u00e1tta \u00e1ra str\u00e1k \u00fati \u00e1 g\u00f6tu um h\u00e1bjartan dag?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*S\u00ed\u00f0asta afm\u00e6lis h\u00fallumh\u00e6 str\u00e1kana var svo \u00ed leiksk\u00f3lanum \u00ed g\u00e6r. \u00dear sat \u00e9g til bor\u00f0s me\u00f0 ungum herramanni sem tj\u00e1\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann og str\u00e1karnir hef\u00f0u gert samning sem kva\u00f0 \u00e1 um a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri einn af br\u00e6\u00f0runum. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00deegar heim var komi\u00f0 f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 forvitnast a\u00f0eins \u00fat\u00ed \u00feetta:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Kjartan: „J\u00e1, en svo sl\u00f3 hann mig.“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c1g\u00fast: „Mig l\u00edka.“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Freyr: „\u00de\u00e1 m\u00e1tti hann ekki vera \u00fer\u00edburi lengur!“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*“\u00c9g skal segja fyrirgef\u00f0u, en \u00fe\u00fa ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 gefa m\u00e9r gj\u00f6f fyrst.“ <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Einn br\u00f3\u00f0irinn vi\u00f0 annan – heyri allt \u00ed einu \u00feessa setningu \u00fatundan m\u00e9r. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Held \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 ala upp kap\u00edtalista. \u00deetta er bara eitthva\u00f0 maf\u00ed\u00f3sa shakedown<\/i>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*\u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 The Deuce<\/i> s\u00ed\u00f0ustu vikur og tilkynnti Karin \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta m\u00e9r vaxa yfirvaraskegg. H\u00fan t\u00f3k \u00fev\u00ed v\u00e6gast sagt illa, benti \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 skeggv\u00f6xt \u00e1 vi\u00f0 litla stelpu og v\u00e6ri aldrei a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 vera neinn Burt Reynolds. \u00deetta leiddist \u00fat \u00ed \u00feras fram og tilbaka um fagurfr\u00e6\u00f0ilegt gildi yfirvaraskegga \u00e1 me\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00e9g var a\u00f0 elda og str\u00e1karnir voru a\u00f0 leika vi\u00f0 Karin me\u00f0 lestar \u00ed stofunni. \u00dear til einn af frumbur\u00f0unum, Kjartan, l\u00edtur \u00e1 mig og hr\u00f3par:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

„En \u00fe\u00fa ert me\u00f0 svo falleg augu!“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*Var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 steingleyma \u00feessu, rifja\u00f0ist upp \u00ed umr\u00e6\u00f0um um hversu l\u00e9legar Transformers myndirnar eru n\u00fana \u00e1\u00f0an. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Allavega, hef reynt a\u00f0 skrifa allt fyndi\u00f0 og skemmtilegt sem str\u00e1karnir segja e\u00f0a gera h\u00e9rna, svo \u00fea\u00f0 gleymist ekki. \u00deetta er golden oldy sem \u00e9g var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gleyma:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Eftir a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 innl\u00f6g\u00f0 \u00e1 sj\u00fakrah\u00fasi me\u00f0 drengina \u00ed r\u00famlega tvo m\u00e1nu\u00f0i (og Karin tvo m\u00e1nu\u00f0i fyrir \u00fea\u00f0), vorum vi\u00f0 loks send heim me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 (og \u00e9g lenti n\u00e6stum \u00ed fistfight vi\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 f\u00edfl \u00ed str\u00e6t\u00f3num \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni, en \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f6nnur saga). <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Fyrstu n\u00f3ttina, vakna\u00f0i fyrsti drengurinn, og \u00e9g f\u00f3r til a\u00f0 skipta fyrstu bleyjuna heima. Um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g t\u00f3k bleyjuna af gaus gosbrunnur af ni\u00f0urgangi beint \u00ed andliti\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r og upp\u00ed mig. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sem eftir \u00e1 a\u00f0 hyggja var gott \u00ed rauninni, \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir voru allavega aldrei, ekki einu sinni \u00ed byrjun \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vekja hj\u00e1 manni neitt falskt \u00f6ryggi.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*“Stop mamma. Gu\u00f0inn talar n\u00fana.“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Freyr vi\u00f0 m\u00f6mmu s\u00edna \u00feegar h\u00fan var a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hann til a\u00f0 laga til.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Miki\u00f0 var \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0 hugmynd a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra fyrir honum a\u00f0 nafn hans kemur \u00far norr\u00e6nni go\u00f0afr\u00e6\u00f0i…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*Freyr: „\u00de\u00fa talar alltof miki\u00f0 pabbi!“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Kjartan: „\u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00c1g\u00fast tali samt meira“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er bara samkeppni \u00ed gangi h\u00e9rna.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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* N\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed str\u00e1kana \u00ed leiksk\u00f3lann, einn br\u00f3\u00f0irinn tj\u00e1\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 annar hafi enn og aftur sagt a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri lj\u00f3tur \u00ed einhverju rifrildi sem haf\u00f0i \u00e1tt s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 fyrr um daginn. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g veit ekki hversu oft \u00e9g hef \u00fatsk\u00fdrt fyrir \u00feeim hversu ep\u00edskt sj\u00e1lfsmark \u00feetta er, a\u00f0 kalla hvor a\u00f0ra lj\u00f3ta. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00e6tlar bara ekkert a\u00f0 s\u00edast inn. Allur leiksk\u00f3linn sprakk l\u00edka \u00far hl\u00e1tri \u00feegar \u00e9g \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i \u00feetta fyrir \u00feeim enn eina fer\u00f0ina.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*Vi\u00f0 fj\u00f6lskyldan s\u00e1tum og bor\u00f0u\u00f0um h\u00e1degisver\u00f0, \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3ttist beygja mig undir bor\u00f0i\u00f0, sag\u00f0i svo \u00f3ttasleginn a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri risa k\u00f6ngul\u00f3 undir eldh\u00fasbor\u00f0inu. Hef\u00f0i alveg eins geta\u00f0 \u00f6skra\u00f0 „handsprengja!“ Allir stukku \u00ed allar \u00e1ttir, tveir str\u00e1kanna hlupu alla lei\u00f0 bakvi\u00f0 s\u00f3fann \u00ed stofunni.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sag\u00f0i svo apr\u00edlgabb. Allir brj\u00e1la\u00f0ir vi\u00f0 mig, einn str\u00e1kanna ekki enn b\u00fainn a\u00f0 taka mig \u00ed s\u00e1tt. Karin spur\u00f0i hvernig h\u00e1lfviti eins og \u00e9g g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 \u00ed doktorsn\u00e1mi.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Eitt af m\u00ednum betri apr\u00edlg\u00f6bbum held \u00e9g bara.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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* Gaf Karin (Trekkie dau\u00f0ans) Jean-Luc Picard f\u00edg\u00faru og Star Fleet Captain insignia \u00ed afm\u00e6lisgj\u00f6f. Str\u00e1karnir voru mj\u00f6g \u00e1hugasamir um \u00feetta, vi\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0um hva\u00f0 \u00feetta gengi \u00fat\u00e1 l\u00edtillega. Svo \u00feurfti \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00fat me\u00f0 rusli\u00f0 og spur\u00f0i str\u00e1kana hvort \u00feeir vildu koma me\u00f0. Freyr f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 setja \u00e1 sig Commander badgei\u00f0. Var fullt af t\u00f3mum pappak\u00f6ssum. \u00c9g spyr Freyr og Kjartan hvort \u00feeir geti ekki bori\u00f0 einn saman a\u00f0 ruslatunnunum. Freyr segir \u00fe\u00e1 vi\u00f0 Kjartan:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

„Make it so n\u00famer tv\u00f6!“<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*P\u00ednu einkah\u00famor sem erfitt er a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra. En allavega, stundum um kv\u00f6ldmatarleyti\u00f0 dettum vi\u00f0 \u00ed leik sem heitir „hver er betri \u00ed“. Sem sagt vi\u00f0 k\u00f6stum fram spurningum um hver er betri \u00ed einhverju, mamma e\u00f0a pabbi. Er \u00ed rauninni ekki leikur, aldrei veri\u00f0 svara\u00f0 neinu \u00f6\u00f0ru en „mamma!“. \u00c9g er meira bara einhvers konar st\u00f6kkpallur sem \u00feessir motherboys nota til a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa yfir \u00e1st sinni \u00e1 m\u00f3\u00f0ur sinni. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bara gaman a\u00f0 \u00feessu. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

En svo t\u00f3k Karin afdrifar\u00edkt feilspor \u00ed kv\u00f6ld, spur\u00f0i „hver er besti dansarinn?“.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Fyrsta skipti sem \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i einr\u00f3ma „pabbi!!!“. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

R\u00fasta\u00f0i \u00feessu. Mikilv\u00e6gustu l\u00ednurnar \u00e1 \u00feessu heimili eru allavega \u00e1 hreinu.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*Hva\u00f0 gerir ma\u00f0ur eiginlega \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 eineggja \u00fer\u00edbura, og einn sj\u00e1lfkr\u00fdnir sig einhvers konar Godfather, skipar hinum br\u00e6\u00f0runum fyrir verkum og f\u00e6r a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a \u00f6llu, heimtar einhvers konar tribute fr\u00e1 \u00feeim \u00ed t\u00edma og \u00f3t\u00edma, \u00e1samt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 bleyta gogginn \u00ed \u00f6llu sem \u00feeir taka s\u00e9r fyrir hendur og f\u00e1 – sem hinir tveir br\u00e6\u00f0urnir vir\u00f0ast sam\u00feykkja bara sem eitthva\u00f0 n\u00e1tt\u00farul\u00f6gm\u00e1l og koma honum svo til varnar \u00feegar vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlum a\u00f0 brj\u00f3ta upp \u00feessa racketeering starfsemi sem er \u00ed gangi \u00fearna hj\u00e1 honum?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g er bara a\u00f0 ala upp Tony Soprano h\u00e9rna.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*Var a\u00f0 kenna \u00feeim \u00edslensku.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g: \u00dei\u00f0 viti\u00f0 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hva\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edburar eru, \u00feekkjum vi\u00f0 einhverja \u00fer\u00edbura?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Freyr: J\u00e1.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9g: Hverjir eru \u00fea\u00f0?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Freyr: Rip, Rap og Rup.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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*The boys got some Star Wars Lego Clone Trooper gunship we had been saving after they found it by mistake during the brutal lice extermination campaign. Now, Kjartan is running around saying „I’m a clone, I’m a clone!“<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Well, you are not wrong…<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Handah\u00f3fskenndar eineggja \u00fer\u00edburas\u00f6gur \u00ed tilefni sex \u00e1ra afm\u00e6li \u00feeirra Einn af str\u00e1kunum, Freyr, sag\u00f0i „shit“ \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 brasa eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 laugardagsmorgunin. Hva\u00f0an hann f\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 hefur ma\u00f0ur au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki hugmynd um. Auglj\u00f3slega ekki m\u00e9r samt. Er me\u00f0 eind\u00e6mum pr\u00fa\u00f0m\u00e6ltur, eins og allir vita. Kannast ekkert vi\u00f0 sl\u00edkan munns\u00f6fnu\u00f0. En mundi allt \u00ed einu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":61,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"templates\/template-full-width.php","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-thriburar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/65"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/ingenting\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}