… var \u00e9g a\u00f0 passa Helga Fannar systurson minn sem var\u00f0 \u00feriggja \u00e1ra n\u00fana \u00ed\u00ad jan\u00faar. \u00ed\u0081tti vi\u00f0 hann skemmtilegt samtal sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 deila me\u00f0 ykkur.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 teiknimyndir og \u00e9g ligg \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f3fanum \u00de\u00e1 segir HFF: \u00c9g \u00e6tla \u00ed\u00ad fjallg\u00f6ngu.
\nFr\u00e6nkan: HA? fjallg\u00f6ngu? (krakkinn \u00feekkir enga sem fer \u00ed\u00ad fjallg\u00f6ngur svo \u00e9g var vo\u00f0a hissa a\u00f0 hann \u00feekkti \u00feetta or\u00f0) HFF: j\u00e1 fjallg\u00f6ngu, og byrjar a\u00f0 klifra upp \u00e1 fr\u00e6nku s\u00ed\u00adna. Fr\u00e6nkan ver\u00f0 st\u00f3rt spurningamerki \u00ed\u00ad framan og segir : Er \u00e9g fjall?
\nHFF: J\u00e1, s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an leggst hann ofan \u00e1 fr\u00e6nku s\u00ed\u00adna og segist \u00feurfa a\u00f0 hv\u00ed\u00adla sig.
\n\u00de\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur fr\u00e6nkunni\/ fjallinu n\u00f3g bo\u00f0i\u00f0 og segir: Er \u00e9g svona st\u00f3rt fjall a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00feurfir a\u00f0 hv\u00ed\u00adla \u00feig eftir a\u00f0 hafa klifi\u00f0 mig?
\nHFF: j\u00e1
\n\u00dearna f\u00e9kk \u00e9g m\u00e6ta \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 drulla m\u00e9r af sta\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad megrun!!!!<\/p>\n
Stuttu s\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ar \u00feegar HFF er kominn heilu og h\u00f6ldnu ni\u00f0ur af fjallinu (ekkert svo m\u00f3\u00f0ur) \u00fe\u00e1 stingur hann upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 f\u00f6rum \u00fat.
\n\u00deetta finnst fr\u00e6nkunni alveg kj\u00f6ri\u00f0 enda \u00feurfti h\u00fan \u00e1 hreyfingu a\u00f0 halda eftir a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 k\u00f6llu\u00f0 fjall.
\nEftir a\u00f0 HFF skammar mig fyrir a\u00f0 renna \u00falpunni minni svo h\u00e1tt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1ist ekki \u00ed\u00ad h\u00f6kuna og munninn \u00e1 m\u00e9r h\u00f6ldum vi\u00f0 \u00fat. Hann segist vita um besta r\u00f3l\u00f3inn og teimir mig \u00e1fram a\u00f0 leikvellinum. \u00deegar \u00feanga\u00f0 er komi\u00f0 fer HFF \u00ed\u00ad rennibrautina og l\u00ed\u00adtur \u00e1 fr\u00e6nku s\u00ed\u00adna og setur hendurnar fyrst og segir \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 renna! Jamm segir fr\u00e6nkan sem er eitthva\u00f0 miki\u00f0 annars hugar. HFF l\u00ed\u00adtur aftur \u00e1 fr\u00e6nku s\u00ed\u00adna og segir enn h\u00e6rra, \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 renna svona! \u00de\u00e1 rankar fr\u00e6nkan vi\u00f0 s\u00e9r og segir NEI. \u00de\u00e1 sest hann ni\u00f0ur og segir nei \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 nefnilega ekki. <\/p>\n
N\u00e6st h\u00f6ldum vi\u00f0 \u00ed\u00ad b\u00fa\u00f0ina og HFF vill vera b\u00fa\u00f0arma\u00f0urinn. Hann skipar m\u00e9r a\u00f0 vera vi\u00f0skiptavinur og \u00e9g kem \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad og kaupi nokkra hluti og r\u00e9tti honum 3 steina fyrir. (\u00feegar \u00e9g var l\u00ed\u00adtil voru steinar grei\u00f0sla fyrir \u00fdmsum v\u00f6rum) Hann horfir mj\u00f6g m\u00f3\u00f0ga\u00f0ur \u00e1 mig og segir: \u00feetta kostar sko fleiri steina. \u00d3\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3 segir fr\u00e6nkan og r\u00e9ttir honum tvo \u00ed\u00ad vi\u00f0b\u00f3tt. Fr\u00e6nkan f\u00e6r n\u00fa hneygslunarsvip og HFF segir: Ekki svona marga. Eftir a\u00f0 fr\u00e6nkan hafi sta\u00f0i\u00f0 sig svona illa sem vi\u00f0skiptama\u00f0ur er h\u00fan ger\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupmanni enda varla h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 kl\u00fa\u00f0ra neinu \u00fear e\u00f0a hva\u00f0…<\/p>\n
fr\u00e6nkan\/fjalli\u00f0\/kaupma\u00f0urinn b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0ur g\u00f3\u00f0ann daginn \u00feegar vi\u00f0skiptavinurinn m\u00e6tir \u00e1 sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 og spyr hva\u00f0 meigi bj\u00f3\u00f0a vi\u00f0skiptavininum. HFF. segist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kaup einn s\u00fakkula\u00f0i kleinuhring, eina st\u00f3ra h\u00fafu og eina litla str\u00e1kah\u00fafu. Fr\u00e6nkan l\u00e6tur hann hafa allar v\u00f6rururnar og segir er \u00fea\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 fleira? J\u00e1 eina rennibraut l\u00ed\u00adka segir \u00fe\u00e1 HFF. M\u00e9r breg\u00f0ur n\u00fa h\u00e1lfpartinn vi\u00f0 \u00feetta og segi a\u00f0 rennibrautir kosti marga peninga og spyr hvort hann hafi efni \u00e1 a\u00f0 kaupa svona rennibraut. J\u00e1 svarar vi\u00f0skiptavinurinn og bi\u00f0ur mig a\u00f0 koma a\u00f0 r\u00f3la. Seinna fatta\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 hann borga\u00f0i aldrei fyrir v\u00f6rurnar s\u00ed\u00adnar. (vonandi sj\u00e1 yfirmenn m\u00ed\u00adnir ekki \u00feetta blogg, ekki gott til fr\u00e1sagnar a\u00f0 \u00e9g l\u00e1ti vi\u00f0skiptavinina ekki borga.)<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f3lurnar en \u00fear sem allt var blautt eftir rigningu \u00fe\u00e1 vildi fr\u00e6nkan ekki setjast \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f3lurnar. HFF st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 upp \u00far sinni og f\u00e6r\u00f0i sig \u00ed\u00ad n\u00e6stu og d\u00e6sti: far\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed\u00ad \u00feessa, og bendir \u00e1 r\u00f3luna sem hann var \u00ed\u00ad. Fr\u00e6nkan horfir \u00e1 hann og segir: j\u00e1 en h\u00fan er enn\u00fe\u00e1 blaut. Nei segir HFF \u00e9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 \u00feurka hana. Fr\u00e6nkan l\u00e6tur platast og sest \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f6ku r\u00f3luna og finnur hvernig gallabuxurnar blotna (fr\u00e1b\u00e6r tilfinning). Fr\u00e6nkan stendur \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad flj\u00f3tt upp og HFF l\u00ed\u00adka en hann vill fara \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0rar r\u00f3lur. Hann sest \u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0ra og segir fr\u00e6nkunni a\u00f0 setjast \u00ed\u00ad hina. Fr\u00e6nkunni finnst h\u00fan alltaf vera a\u00f0 eiga sama samtali\u00f0 og segir r\u00f3lann er blaut, s\u00e9r\u00f0u \u00e9g er me\u00f0 blautann rass. J\u00e1 segir \u00fe\u00e1 fr\u00e6ndinn hneygsla\u00f0ur \u00e1 fr\u00e6nkunni fyrir a\u00f0 vera svona asnaleg til fara.
\nFr\u00e6nkan tekur \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera eins og \u00ed\u00ad gamla daga \u00feegar h\u00fan var ung en \u00fe\u00e1 var mesta sporti\u00f0 a\u00f0 standa \u00ed\u00ad r\u00f3lunum. Fr\u00e6ndinn horfir alveg forvi\u00f0a \u00e1 athafnir fr\u00e6nkunnar og segir: Hva\u00f0 ertu a\u00f0 gera?, viltu detta \u00e1 hausinn og mei\u00f0a \u00feig? \u00dea\u00f0 er sko ekki gott. Nei segir fr\u00e6nkan sk\u00f6mmustulega me\u00f0an HFF s\u00fdnir henni hvernig h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 detta \u00far r\u00f3lunni og merkilegt nokk \u00fe\u00e1 mun hausinn alltaf fara \u00e1 undan. <\/p>\n
S\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0an \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1kve\u00f0a fr\u00e6ndsystkinin a\u00f0 labba \u00ed\u00ad bakar\u00ed\u00adi\u00f0 og kaupa s\u00e9r kleinuhring. \u00deegar \u00feau eru alveg a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a komin a\u00f0 bakar\u00ed\u00adinu \u00fe\u00e1 segir HFF. \u00d3 nei, vi\u00f0 getum ekki bor\u00f0a\u00f0 kleinuhringi n\u00fana. N\u00fa segir fr\u00e6nkan og kl\u00f3rar s\u00e9r \u00ed\u00ad hausnum. Vi\u00f0 erum ekki b\u00fain a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a h\u00e1degismat segir HFF akk\u00farat \u00feegar vi\u00f0 g\u00f6ngum fram hj\u00e1 sjoppunni. Vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um bara a\u00f0 fara og kaupa hamborgara fyrst b\u00e6tir HFF vi\u00f0. Fr\u00e6nkan er alveg komin a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 springa \u00far hl\u00e1tri en leggur til a\u00f0 \u00feau fari allavegana fyrst \u00ed\u00ad bakar\u00ed\u00adi\u00f0. Einhverra hluta vegna \u00fe\u00e1 kom fr\u00e6nkan \u00fat me\u00f0 3 k\u00f3k\u00f3mj\u00f3lk, 2 s\u00fakkula\u00f0ikleinuhringi og eina sk\u00faffuk\u00f6kusnei\u00f0. humm h\u00fan sem \u00e6tla\u00f0i bara a\u00f0 kaupa 1 kleinuhring.
\nHFF er svo \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 bakar\u00ed\u00adisfer\u00f0ina a\u00f0 hann gleymir sjoppunni og hamborgaranum svo fr\u00e6nkan n\u00fdtir s\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 og fer me\u00f0 hann heim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
… var \u00e9g a\u00f0 passa Helga Fannar systurson minn sem var\u00f0 \u00feriggja \u00e1ra n\u00fana \u00ed\u00ad jan\u00faar. \u00ed\u0081tti vi\u00f0 hann skemmtilegt samtal sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 deila me\u00f0 ykkur. Vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 teiknimyndir og \u00e9g ligg \u00ed\u00ad s\u00f3fanum \u00de\u00e1 segir HFF: \u00c9g \u00e6tla \u00ed\u00ad fjallg\u00f6ngu. Fr\u00e6nkan: HA? fjallg\u00f6ngu? (krakkinn \u00feekkir enga sem fer \u00ed\u00ad […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/iris\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}