\u00c9g veit a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef birt \u00feetta h\u00e9rna \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g er me\u00f0 arfaslakan h\u00fam\u00f3r og \u00e9g hl\u00e6 alltaf af \u00feessu!
\nStal \u00feessari \u00fatg\u00e1fu af hundaspjallinu<\/p>\n
Draugask\u00ed\u00adtur: S\u00fa tegund \u00fear sem \u00fe\u00fa finnur sk\u00ed\u00adt koma en \u00fea\u00f0 er enginn
\nsk\u00ed\u00adtur \u00ed\u00ad kl\u00f3settinu. <\/p>\n
Hreinn sk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00dear sem \u00fe\u00fa sk\u00ed\u00adtur honum, s\u00e9r\u00f0 hann, enn \u00fea\u00f0 er enginn sk\u00ed\u00adtur \u00e1 papp\u00ed\u00adrnum. <\/p>\n
Blautur sk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00dear sem \u00fe\u00fa skeinir \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 minnsta kosti 90 sinnum og \u00fe\u00e9r finnst enn \u00fe\u00e1 eins og \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00f3skeint svo a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ney\u00f0ist til \u00feess a\u00f0 setja sm\u00e1 papp\u00ed\u00adr \u00e1 milli rassgatsins og br\u00f3kanna svo ma\u00f0ur skemmi ekki buxurnar s\u00ed\u00adnar. <\/p>\n
Seinni \u00f6ldu sk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00deessi gerist \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er b\u00fain a\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adta og er b\u00fain
\na\u00f0 hysja br\u00e6kurnar upp a\u00f0 hnj\u00e1m \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur gerir s\u00e9r grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf a\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adta meira. <\/p>\n
Sprengja-\u00e6\u00f0-\u00ed\u00ad-hausnum sk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00dear sem ma\u00f0ur hefur svo miki\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 kreista sk\u00ed\u00adtinn \u00fat a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r b\u00f3kstaflega heilbl\u00f3\u00f0fall vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. <\/p>\n
Gaui litli sk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00de\u00fa sk\u00ed\u00adtur svo miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa tapar 15 k\u00ed\u00adl\u00f3um. <\/p>\n
Drumbask\u00ed\u00adtur: Sk\u00ed\u00adtur sem er svo st\u00f3r a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ert hr\u00e6ddur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sturta honum \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vera b\u00fainn a\u00f0 b\u00fata hann ni\u00f0ur \u00ed\u00ad minni einingar me\u00f0
\nkl\u00f3settburstanum. <\/p>\n
Loftfylltur sk\u00ed\u00adtur: Hann er h\u00e1v\u00e6r, allir n\u00e1l\u00e6gir eru flissandi. <\/p>\n
R\u00f3nask\u00ed\u00adtur: Ma\u00f0ur sk\u00ed\u00adtur \u00feessum morguninn eftir a\u00f0 langa drykkjun\u00f3tt.
\nHelstu einkenni hans eru r\u00e1kirnar \u00e1 botni kl\u00f3settsk\u00e1larinnar. <\/p>\n
Ma\u00ed\u00ads sk\u00ed\u00adtur: Sk\u00fdrir sig sj\u00e1lfur. <\/p>\n
Helv. \u00e9g vildi a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti skiti\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00deannig sk\u00ed\u00adtur a\u00f0 \u00feig langar til
\na\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adta en \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem \u00fe\u00fa gerir er a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1 kl\u00f3settinu, a\u00f0\u00ferengdur, og rekur bara nokkrum sinnum vi\u00f0. <\/p>\n
M\u00e6nustungu sk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00dea\u00f0 er svo s\u00e1rt a\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adta honum a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa g\u00e6tir svari\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 hann f\u00e6ri \u00feversum \u00fat. <\/p>\n
Blautkinna sk\u00ed\u00adtur (Kraft driti\u00f0): Sk\u00ed\u00adtur sem losnar svo hratt \u00far rassgatinu a\u00f0 rasskinnarnar rennblotna vegna gusugangs. <\/p>\n
V\u00f6kvakenndur sk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00deegar gulbr\u00fann v\u00f6kvi sp\u00fdtist og slettist \u00fat um alla
\nkl\u00f3settsk\u00e1lina. <\/p>\n
Mexicanaf\u00e6\u00f0is sk\u00ed\u00adtur: Hann lyktar svo illa a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa herbergi\u00f0 \u00f3\u00ed\u00adb\u00fa\u00f0arh\u00e6ft. <\/p>\n
Yfirst\u00e9ttarsk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00deeir sem halda a\u00f0 sk\u00ed\u00adturinn \u00feeirra ilmi (lykti) ekki. <\/p>\n
Sj\u00f3mannask\u00ed\u00adtur: Hann gerist \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa ert \u00e1 almenningssalerni , \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00ad\u00f0a tv\u00e6r manneskjur eftir \u00fev\u00ed\u00ad a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0; \u00fe\u00fa sk\u00ed\u00adtur og sturtar tvisvar sinnum en fj\u00f6ldi g\u00f3lfboltast\u00e6r\u00f0ar stykki flj\u00f3ta enn \u00e1 yfirbor\u00f0inu. <\/p>\n
Launs\u00e1turssk\u00ed\u00adtur: \u00deessi \u00e1 s\u00e9r aldrei sta\u00f0 heima fyrir, heldur \u00ed\u00ad veislu e\u00f0a
\n\u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa ert a\u00f0 spila golf. Er \u00e1rangur \u00feess a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 reka „bara l\u00ed\u00adti\u00f0“
\nvi\u00f0, en endar me\u00f0 buxnachil\u00ed\u00ad og \u00fe\u00fa ney\u00f0ist til \u00feess a\u00f0 ganga
\nhj\u00f3lbein\u00f3ttur \u00fea\u00f0 sem eftir er dags.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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