Jamm, \u00fea\u00f0 er kominn n\u00fdr fl\u00f6tur \u00e1 m\u00e1li\u00f0 me\u00f0 hj\u00e1sv\u00e6felsislistann. Vi\u00f0 Mummi vorum a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a m\u00e1lin \u00ed g\u00e6r og hann var \u00ed standandi vandr\u00e6\u00f0um a\u00f0 manna listann sinn. \u00c9g er ekkert nema elskulegheitin og fer a\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0a hann \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um hans. Kem me\u00f0 alls kyns f\u00ednar upp\u00e1stungur. Tia Carrere kom strax \u00ed hugann og Mumma leist \u00e1g\u00e6tlega \u00e1 hana. Svo meira \u00e1 hans \u00e1hugasvi\u00f0i voru n\u00e1tt\u00farulega Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan – Ronnie Cooke \u00far Boston Public) og s\u00ed\u00f0ast en ekki s\u00edst Carrie Fisher \u00ed bikin\u00edinu. Mumma leist vel \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 fyrrnefndu en ekki n\u00f3gu vel \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0arnefndu (\u00e9g sem h\u00e9lt hann v\u00e6ri fyrir eldri konur… h\u00fan er n\u00fa ekki nema 48 \u00e1ra). \u00dea\u00f0 barst s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed tal a\u00f0 \u00e9g ger\u00f0i m\u00e9r l\u00edka lista, \u00far \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g v\u00e6ri svona hugmyndar\u00edk. Svo \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld sat \u00e9g sveitt (\u00feetta hlj\u00f3mar n\u00fa d\u00f3nalegar en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1tti) og hugsa\u00f0i um hva\u00f0a konur \u00e9g v\u00e6ri tilb\u00fain a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta blikka mig. Nema hva\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 hr\u00fagu\u00f0ust inn \u00fdmsar g\u00f3\u00f0ar hugmyndir og n\u00fa er \u00e9g komin me\u00f0 fullb\u00fainn lista og \u00ferj\u00e1r sem banka \u00e1 dyrnar (Mummi er eflaust tilb\u00fainn a\u00f0 leyfa m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1tta \u00e1 kvennalistanum). \u00c9g er greinilega lesb\u00edskari en \u00e9g h\u00e9lt \ud83d\ude09
\nListinn \u00e1 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a a\u00f0 framhaldss\u00f6gu n\u00e6stu daga, til a\u00f0 tryggja dyggan lesb\u00edufantaserandi lesendah\u00f3p \u00ed nokkra daga.
\nVi\u00f0 byrjum h\u00e6gt og r\u00f3lega. Efst \u00e1 bla\u00f0i er \u00e1\u00f0urnefnd Tia Carrere. \u00dear fer einfaldlega Foxy Lady eins og \u00fe\u00e6r gerast bestar. Svo ef Mummi setur hana \u00e1 bla\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 stefnir anna\u00f0 hvort \u00ed slagsm\u00e1l e\u00f0a threesome \u00feegar vi\u00f0 hittum hana.
\n\u00c1 hversdagslegri n\u00f3tum, vi\u00f0 Anna h\u00e9ldum \u00e1fram me\u00f0 Pride and Prejudice \u00ed kv\u00f6ld, n\u00e1\u00f0um bara einum \u00fe\u00e6tti af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Ey\u00fe\u00f3r var h\u00e9r og var aldeilis ekki \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gefa \u00feessu s\u00e9ns. A\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti er allt \u00ed r\u00f3legheitum. Sit og hlusta \u00e1 ind\u00e6la danska m\u00fas\u00edk eins og h\u00fan gerist best. \u00dea\u00f0 vantar ekkert nema glas af rau\u00f0v\u00edni \u00ed h\u00f6nd og \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri \u00e9g g\u00f3\u00f0… Aldrei a\u00f0 vita. \u00c9g var a\u00f0 vinna \u00ed rau\u00f0v\u00ednslott\u00f3inu \u00ed \u00feri\u00f0ja skipti\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an um \u00e1ram\u00f3t. Ahhhh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jamm, \u00fea\u00f0 er kominn n\u00fdr fl\u00f6tur \u00e1 m\u00e1li\u00f0 me\u00f0 hj\u00e1sv\u00e6felsislistann. Vi\u00f0 Mummi vorum a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a m\u00e1lin \u00ed g\u00e6r og hann var \u00ed standandi vandr\u00e6\u00f0um a\u00f0 manna listann sinn. \u00c9g er ekkert nema elskulegheitin og fer a\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0a hann \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um hans. Kem me\u00f0 alls kyns f\u00ednar upp\u00e1stungur. Tia Carrere kom strax \u00ed hugann og Mumma […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}