\u00c9g er ekkert a\u00f0 standa mig rosalega vel. \u00dea\u00f0 er eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 mj\u00f6g upptekin sem er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 bil eins fjarri lagi og h\u00e6gt er. Ekki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 gerast en \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00fa eitt a\u00f0 markmi\u00f0unum hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, a\u00f0 skrifa \u00fe\u00f3 svo a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri allt \u00e1 hversdagslegu n\u00f3tunum.<\/p>\n
-Tvennar huglei\u00f0ingar a\u00f0 \u00feessu sinni. Annars vegar er \u00fea\u00f0 listinn g\u00f3\u00f0i (og \u00fea\u00f0 karlalistinn). Eins og menn muna var hann vandlega fullskipa\u00f0ur og \u00ed raun svo mj\u00f6g a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00feurft a\u00f0 f\u00e1 aukalista einungis me\u00f0 D\u00f6num. N\u00fa b\u00e6tist \u00e1 varamannabekkinn hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 rifjast alltaf einhverjir upp, en sem betur fer kand\u00eddatar sem eru f\u00ednir \u00e1 varamannabekkinn og \u00feurfa \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r ekki inn \u00e1 a\u00f0al-listann nema einhverjir hr\u00f6kkvi skyndilega upp af \u00fear. Varamennirnir eru tveir. Annars vegar Mark Wahlberg sem m\u00e9r hefur lengi hugnast, hins vegar Will Smith, en hann var hj\u00e1 Jay Leno \u00ed g\u00e6r og var svona lj\u00f3mandi hress og skemmtilegur og eins og allir vita, finnst m\u00e9r fyndni \u00e1kaflega sex\u00fd – a\u00f0 minnsta kosti kemur Mike Myers m\u00e9r \u00f3tr\u00falega sex\u00fd fyrir sj\u00f3nir \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 vera ekki nein ster\u00ed\u00f3t\u00fdpa.<\/p>\n
-Hitt m\u00e1li\u00f0 \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1 \u00ed dag tengist Opruh \u00fe\u00e6tti g\u00e6rdagsins (endurs\u00fdndum). H\u00fan var a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a kynl\u00edf unglinga, og \u00fear sem d\u00f3ttir m\u00edn er ver\u00f0andi unglingur, er m\u00e1li\u00f0 m\u00e9r mj\u00f6g skylt. Umr\u00e6\u00f0an var \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3r v\u00e6gast sagt hrollur um mig. Me\u00f0al annars a\u00f0 munnm\u00f6k v\u00e6ru or\u00f0in svo sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekkert m\u00e1l a\u00f0 totta n\u00e6sta str\u00e1k, \u00fe\u00fa \u00feurftir ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 yr\u00f0a \u00e1 hann, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 meira. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00edtreka\u00f0 a\u00f0 foreldrar \u00e6ttu a\u00f0 vera duglegir a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a m\u00e1lin vi\u00f0 krakkana s\u00edna og \u00fea\u00f0 ekki bara seint og s\u00ed\u00f0ar meir \u00e1 unglings\u00e1rum, heldur snemma svo \u00feetta yr\u00f0i sem e\u00f0lilegast. Ef \u00fe\u00fa tekur allt \u00ed einu upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem foreldri a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a kynl\u00edf vi\u00f0 unglinginn f\u00e6r hann bara kast og sp\u00e1ir \u00ed hvort \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00ed lagi me\u00f0 \u00feig. En ef \u00feeir l\u00e6ra allt af jafn\u00f6ldrum s\u00ednum \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e1tt\u00farlega alls kyns vitleysa sem er \u00ed gangi. \u00deannig a\u00f0 m\u00e9r s\u00fdnist a\u00f0 flj\u00f3tlega eftir a\u00f0 S\u00f3ley byrjar \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3la \u00feurfi \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 spyrja vikulega hvort einhver hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 kynfer\u00f0islegt \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3lanum \u00feann daginn. Jamm, \u00e9g kv\u00ed\u00f0i unglings\u00e1runum.<\/p>\n
-A\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru sj\u00f3nvarpsefni \u00ed g\u00e6r, St\u00f6\u00f0 2 s\u00fdndi annars vegar Alf og hins vegar Perfect Strangers \u00ed g\u00e6r. Talandi um h\u00famor sem eldist ekkert s\u00e9rstaklega vel (Balki; „Don’t be ridiculous“). En \u00fea\u00f0 var nett nostalg\u00eda samt a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6ttina. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g er ekkert a\u00f0 standa mig rosalega vel. \u00dea\u00f0 er eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 mj\u00f6g upptekin sem er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 bil eins fjarri lagi og h\u00e6gt er. Ekki \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 gerast en \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00fa eitt a\u00f0 markmi\u00f0unum hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, a\u00f0 skrifa \u00fe\u00f3 svo a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri allt \u00e1 hversdagslegu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}