{"id":249,"date":"2005-08-14T20:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-14T20:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gama.truflun.net\/kisumamma\/2005\/08\/14\/sextugafm%c3%a6li-aldarinnar\/"},"modified":"2005-08-14T20:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-14T20:35:00","slug":"sextugafm%c3%a6li-aldarinnar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/2005\/08\/14\/sextugafm%c3%a6li-aldarinnar\/","title":{"rendered":"Sextugafm\u00e6li aldarinnar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g augl\u00fdsi h\u00e9r me\u00f0 eftir skemmtilegra sextugsafm\u00e6li en \u00e9g var \u00ed \u00ed g\u00e6r. Ver\u00f0 amk illa s\u00e1tt ef mitt ver\u00f0ur betra \ud83d\ude42 Sem sagt, tengdamamma var\u00f0 sextug \u00e1 f\u00f6studag og haldi\u00f0 formlega upp \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r. Fyrst h\u00e1degisbo\u00f0 fyrir kellurnar &#8211; h\u00e1punkturinn \u00fear a\u00f0 \u00d3skar P\u00e9turs kom og s\u00f6ng og dyggir lesendur vita a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki meira til a\u00f0 gle\u00f0ja mig. H\u00e1punkturinn var svo kv\u00f6ldmatur og drykkja tengdaf\u00f3lkinu (\u00f6llu nema Nonna &#8211; en hann f\u00e9kk j\u00fa nokkur sms undir lok part\u00fds &#8211; svona til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0). Nema hva\u00f0, \u00feetta var alveg \u00f3heyrilega gaman. T\u00f3nninn var gefinn snemma kv\u00f6lds \u00feegar \u00c1rmann, svili minn, s\u00fdndi miklar k\u00fanstir og t\u00f3k kon\u00edak \u00ed nefi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 leit ekki g\u00e6fulega \u00fat en var \u00e1kaflega fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1. Hanna fylgdi flj\u00f3tlega \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0, me\u00f0 enn meiri l\u00e1tum og \u00fe\u00e1 leit \u00feetta bara \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera \u00f3ge\u00f0slegt. Helgi t\u00f3k n\u00e6stur \u00ed nefi\u00f0 me\u00f0 yfirl\u00fdsingar um a\u00f0 taka bara \u00ed a\u00f0ra n\u00f6sina &#8211; en \u00feegar hann loksins kom \u00fev\u00ed inn (var frekar st\u00edfla\u00f0ur) var \u00fea\u00f0 svona \u00e6gilega losandi a\u00f0 hann fl\u00fdtti s\u00e9r a\u00f0 taka \u00ed hina l\u00edka og haf\u00f0i a\u00f0 s\u00f6gn ekki veri\u00f0 eins hress \u00ed nefi \u00ed allt sumar \ud83d\ude42 \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa l\u00edka og get ekki sagt anna\u00f0 en \u00e9g m\u00e6li me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g hef reyndar efasemdir um \u00e1hrifin anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 \u00feetta er mj\u00f6g fr\u00edskandi, p\u00ednu s\u00f3\u00f0alegt reyndar. Hafi\u00f0 \u00feetta samt \u00ed huga fyrir n\u00e6sta part\u00fd &#8211; g\u00f3\u00f0ur og frumlegur &#8222;drykkju&#8220;leikur.<br \/>\nS\u00ed\u00f0an f\u00f3ru menn einn af \u00f6\u00f0rum a\u00f0 s\u00fdna leynda h\u00e6fileika, misleynda og mismikla reyndar og h\u00f3fst \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 hrikalega fyndinni eftirhermu \u00fear sem \u00c1sd\u00eds hans Helga t\u00f3k Leoncie &#8211; hreimurinn gj\u00f6rsamlega \u00f3borganlegur. \u00c9g lofa\u00f0i a\u00f0 taka n\u00famer ef \u00c1sd\u00eds \u00feyr\u00f0i a\u00f0 flytja Leoncie og t\u00f3k \u00fear af lei\u00f0andi eina n\u00fameri\u00f0 sem \u00e9g \u00e1, &#8222;Kylling og soft-ice og p\u00f8lser&#8220;. Nota bene, allt teki\u00f0 upp \u00e1 vide\u00f3 *kj\u00e1nahrollur*. Hanna \u00e1tti n\u00e6sta leik me\u00f0 a\u00f0 leika heyrnleysingabrandarann sinn &#8211; hann er p\u00ednu d\u00f3n\u00f3 og \u00fea\u00f0 var langfyndnasti hlutinn a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 m\u00f6mmu og afa hans Mumma gr\u00e1ta \u00far hl\u00e1tri. Lena, litla barni\u00f0 \u00ed fj\u00f6lskyldunni t\u00f3k svo \u00ed nefi\u00f0 l\u00edka og var b\u00fdsna s\u00e1tt og Helgi og Siggi endu\u00f0u \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 syngja &#8222;Svangir br\u00e6\u00f0ur&#8220;.  Svo vorum vi\u00f0 farin a\u00f0 syngja eitt og eitt (e\u00f0a h\u00e1lft) lag &#8211; vi\u00f0 Helgi til d\u00e6mis &#8222;Ah-b\u00fa&#8220; &#8211; hann var hissa \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g kynni \u00fea\u00f0 (og jafnvel betur en hann \u00e1 k\u00f6flum, amk textalega, kannski ekki m\u00fas\u00edklega) og vi\u00f0 Hanna &#8222;St\u00edna var l\u00edtil&#8230;&#8220;. A\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00f3l\u00f6stu\u00f0um var Hanna stjarna kv\u00f6ldsins, h\u00fan var \u00ed banastu\u00f0i og reytti af s\u00e9r brandarana &#8211; en a\u00f0rir alveg \u00f3endanlega hressir l\u00edka.<br \/>\n\u00deessu g\u00f3\u00f0a afm\u00e6li lauk um eitt og \u00e9g hef\u00f0i svo veri\u00f0 til \u00ed a\u00f0 fara meira \u00e1 djammi\u00f0. \u00c9g er til a\u00f0 mynda komin \u00ed brj\u00e1la\u00f0a dans\u00fe\u00f6rf og ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 fulln\u00e6gja henni \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g spring e\u00f0a skandal\u00edsera \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0. T\u00f3k lofor\u00f0 af H\u00f6nnu og \u00c1rmanni a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 djammi\u00f0 fyrr en seinna.<br \/>\n\u00dea\u00f0 sem toppa\u00f0i svo allt, var a\u00f0 Strumpan var \u00ed gistingu hj\u00e1 Gylfa afa og \u00d6ddu \u00f6mmu, (\u00e6fingab\u00fa\u00f0ir fyrir P\u00f3lland) og vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed algj\u00f6rlega \u00e1hyggjulaus. Sv\u00e1fum l\u00edka til a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a t\u00f3lf (hver man svona l\u00faxus?). \u00deannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g er fegurri en \u00e9g hef lengi veri\u00f0 (virkar \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00feannig??)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g augl\u00fdsi h\u00e9r me\u00f0 eftir skemmtilegra sextugsafm\u00e6li en \u00e9g var \u00ed \u00ed g\u00e6r. Ver\u00f0 amk illa s\u00e1tt ef mitt ver\u00f0ur betra \ud83d\ude42 Sem sagt, tengdamamma var\u00f0 sextug \u00e1 f\u00f6studag og haldi\u00f0 formlega upp \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r. Fyrst h\u00e1degisbo\u00f0 fyrir kellurnar &#8211; h\u00e1punkturinn \u00fear a\u00f0 \u00d3skar P\u00e9turs kom og s\u00f6ng og dyggir lesendur vita a\u00f0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}