\u00deessa dagana eru \u00ed gangi augl\u00fdsingar me\u00f0 tveimur fyrrum leikbr\u00e6\u00f0rum, annars vegar J\u00f3ni Gnarr og hins vegar \u00deorsteini Gu\u00f0munds. \u00c9g er svo a\u00f0 p\u00e6la me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r – er J\u00f3n Gnarr b\u00fainn a\u00f0 drepa ni\u00f0ur \u00ed manni h\u00famortaugina sem ma\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i til hans \u00e1\u00f0ur me\u00f0 \u00feessum \u00f6murlegu pistlum \u00ed Fr\u00e9ttabla\u00f0inu e\u00f0a hva\u00f0? Hva\u00f0 sem veldur, lott\u00f3-augl\u00fdsingarnar eru meira og minna allar svo lei\u00f0inlegar a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0 \u00feunglynd af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6r (brosti reyndar \u00fat \u00ed anna\u00f0 \u00feegar hann sag\u00f0ist ekki vinna af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann borga\u00f0i mi\u00f0ann en ekki konan – that’s it – og \u00fea\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist einu sinni). Hins vegar eru \u00feessar st\u00f3rkostlegu augl\u00fdsingar me\u00f0 \u00deorsteini. \u00de\u00e6r eru hver annarri betri og fyndnar \u00ed hvert skipti sem ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e6r. M\u00e9r finnst amk alltaf jafn fyndin tilhugsunin um a\u00f0 lifa g\u00f3\u00f0u l\u00edfi \u00e1 n\u00e1msl\u00e1num. \u00deetta er fur\u00f0ulegt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur fyrr hef\u00f0i \u00e9g frekar haft taugar til J\u00f3ns sem gr\u00ednista heldur en \u00deorsteins. En n\u00fa f\u00e6r ma\u00f0ur bara einhvern veginn kj\u00e1nahroll af J\u00f3ni.<\/p>\n
Annars er dagurinn b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera f\u00ednn. Yndislegur dagur \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum (bara fj\u00f3rir t\u00edmar \u00ed kennslu og una\u00f0slegir h\u00f3par) en svo kom p\u00ednu setback af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Strumpan var ekki \u00ed s\u00ednu besta formi \u00feegar h\u00fan kom heim, me\u00f0 nokkrar kommur, og b\u00fain a\u00f0 vaka s\u00ed\u00f0an sex og skapi\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed. En \u00e9g n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 b\u00e6la hana ni\u00f0ur fyrir \u00e1tta og hef haft \u00fea\u00f0 k\u00f3s\u00fd s\u00ed\u00f0an, me\u00f0 afm\u00e6lisrau\u00f0v\u00edn fr\u00e1 Krist\u00ednu og hyggelighed. H\u00e9lt reyndar a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tti eftir a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a deginum meira \u00ed s\u00edmanum en \u00fea\u00f0 hefur sloppi\u00f0 b\u00fdsna vel. Allir kurteisir og \u00e6tla a\u00f0 hringja seinna (I guess, e\u00f0a \u00e9g \u00e1 ekki eins marga vini og \u00e9g h\u00e9lt). <\/p>\n
\u00c9g er enn \u00ed importi – allt fyrir i-podinn minn sem kannski fer me\u00f0 til Varsj\u00e1r. \u00c9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 \u00ed hvort \u00e9g v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 s\u00e9rlega s\u00farreal\u00edskan t\u00f3nlistarsmekk, \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sumu leyti er hann alveg \u00faltra konulegur (n\u00fa er \u00e9g til d\u00e6mis a\u00f0 importa Kenny Rogers) og a\u00f0 sumu leyti ekki (\u00e9g hata Celine Dion, Whitney Houston – sem er a\u00f0 v\u00edsu l\u00f6ngu b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera, osfr.) M\u00e9r hefur alltaf fundist svol\u00edti\u00f0 erfitt a\u00f0 sta\u00f0setja t\u00f3nlistarsmekkinn, hann er v\u00ed\u00f0ur en ekki fj\u00f6lbreyttur, svona beint.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deessa dagana eru \u00ed gangi augl\u00fdsingar me\u00f0 tveimur fyrrum leikbr\u00e6\u00f0rum, annars vegar J\u00f3ni Gnarr og hins vegar \u00deorsteini Gu\u00f0munds. \u00c9g er svo a\u00f0 p\u00e6la me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r – er J\u00f3n Gnarr b\u00fainn a\u00f0 drepa ni\u00f0ur \u00ed manni h\u00famortaugina sem ma\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i til hans \u00e1\u00f0ur me\u00f0 \u00feessum \u00f6murlegu pistlum \u00ed Fr\u00e9ttabla\u00f0inu e\u00f0a hva\u00f0? Hva\u00f0 sem veldur, lott\u00f3-augl\u00fdsingarnar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}