{"id":329,"date":"2006-03-24T09:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-24T09:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gama.truflun.net\/kisumamma\/2006\/03\/24\/danska-mafian\/"},"modified":"2006-03-24T09:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-24T09:08:00","slug":"danska-mafian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/2006\/03\/24\/danska-mafian\/","title":{"rendered":"Danska maf\u00edan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e9r var r\u00e1\u00f0stafa\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g var \u00ed leikfimi. \u00deannig var a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 fengum upphringingu fr\u00e1 Krist\u00ednu \u00fear sem h\u00fan var a\u00f0 falast eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 mig me\u00f0 \u00e1 jazz-t\u00f3nleika og \u00fear sem \u00e9g var ekki innan kallf\u00e6ris \u00e1kva\u00f0 Mummi fyrir m\u00edna h\u00f6nd a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6ri (\u00e9g var a\u00f0 v\u00edsu b\u00fain a\u00f0 velta fyrir m\u00e9r fram og til baka \u00ed g\u00e6r og fyrradag hvort \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 fara, svo \u00fea\u00f0 var kannski vi\u00f0b\u00fai\u00f0). N\u00fa skilja kannski einhverjir lesendur hvorki upp n\u00e9 ni\u00f0ur, s\u00ed\u00f0an hven\u00e6r er \u00e9g svona \u00e1hugas\u00f6m um jazz? S\u00ed\u00f0an aldrei n\u00e1tt\u00farulega, \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e9g hafi n\u00fa meira \u00feol gagnvarti jazzi en m\u00f6rgum \u00f6\u00f0rum t\u00f3nlistarstefnum. <\/p>\n<p>En \u00feannig var (og n\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 gera stutta s\u00f6gu mj\u00f6g langa) a\u00f0 \u00feetta var danskt tr\u00ed\u00f3, tr\u00ed\u00f3 Valdemars Rasmussen og me\u00f0 \u00feeim Johannes M\u00f8llehave (sem er afar fr\u00e6gur og umdeildur prestur \u00ed DK, mikill h\u00famoristi og \u00e9g \u00feekkti hann af pistlum sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i lesi\u00f0 \u00ed Politiken). \u00deannig a\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld var \u00e9g, \u00e1samt \u00fdmsum af d\u00f6nskukennaravinum m\u00ednum, a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 jazz og hann J\u00f3hannes og eyrum m\u00e1ttu aldeilis blaka hratt. S\u00e1 hinn g\u00f3\u00f0i ma\u00f0ur talar algj\u00f6rlega \u00f3st\u00f6\u00f0vandi, hann stoppa\u00f0i ekki einu sinni \u00ed hl\u00e1trask\u00f6llunum, svo miki\u00f0 \u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 honum og hann \u00feurfti miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja. Hann var a\u00f0 skilgreina h\u00famor og ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 d\u00e6mum, \u00feannig a\u00f0 upp \u00far honum ultu brandarar \u00e1 f\u00e6ribandi. \u00deetta var alveg \u00f3hemju gaman og \u00fearft. Manni veitir ekki af a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 reyna \u00e1 d\u00f6nsku-eyrun s\u00edn, svona almennilega.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e9r fl\u00fdtur einn (ma\u00f0ur man aldrei neinn stundinni lengur &#8211; \u00feannig a\u00f0 hann er ekki or\u00f0r\u00e9ttur).<\/p>\n<p>Der var en gang en bj\u00f8rn som satte sig ind p\u00e5 en bar. Det var selvf\u00f8lgelig en hun-bj\u00f8rn og hun fik sig lidt at drikke. Mens hun sad der kom en fuld mand ind, gik hen til hende og kyssede hende lige p\u00e5 snuden. Hun-bj\u00f8rnen slog manden s\u00e5 han fl\u00f8j helt ud p\u00e5 gaden. Der l\u00e5 han, rystede p\u00e5 hovedet og sagde &#8211; ja, det er helt klart, s\u00e5 snart de har f\u00e5et en pels, bliver de snobbede.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e9r var r\u00e1\u00f0stafa\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g var \u00ed leikfimi. \u00deannig var a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 fengum upphringingu fr\u00e1 Krist\u00ednu \u00fear sem h\u00fan var a\u00f0 falast eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 mig me\u00f0 \u00e1 jazz-t\u00f3nleika og \u00fear sem \u00e9g var ekki innan kallf\u00e6ris \u00e1kva\u00f0 Mummi fyrir m\u00edna h\u00f6nd a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6ri (\u00e9g var a\u00f0 v\u00edsu b\u00fain a\u00f0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}