{"id":37,"date":"2003-12-08T22:57:23","date_gmt":"2003-12-08T22:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gama.truflun.net\/kisumamma\/2003\/12\/08\/107092424354001925\/"},"modified":"2003-12-08T22:57:23","modified_gmt":"2003-12-08T22:57:23","slug":"107092424354001925","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/2003\/12\/08\/107092424354001925\/","title":{"rendered":"107092424354001925"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Upphitun fyrir j\u00f3lin gengur vel. Annars vegar er \u00e9g komin me\u00f0 g\u00f6mlu, g\u00f3\u00f0u j\u00f3lal\u00f6gin \u00fat \u00ed b\u00edl. Kertapl\u00f6tuna sem ma\u00f0ur m\u00e1tti spila \u00ed \u00ferj\u00e1 daga \u00e1 \u00e1ri h\u00e9rna \u00ed fyrndinni. J\u00e1 n\u00fana er ma\u00f0ur aldeilis kominn me\u00f0 Sn\u00e6finn snj\u00f3kall \u00e1 geisladisk og S\u00f3ley er \u00ed j\u00f3lalaga\u00e1taki, sm\u00e1 p\u00e1sa fr\u00e1 P\u00edlu P\u00ednu.<\/p>\n<p>Hins vegar er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e6fa magann fyrir \u00f3sk\u00f6pin. Baka\u00f0i tv\u00e6r marengstertur \u00ed g\u00e6r, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1tti sl\u00edk \u00f3sk\u00f6p af eggjahv\u00edtum. Svo var sett \u00e1 a\u00f0ra \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. \u00dev\u00edl\u00edk bomba a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00feolir varla nema eina snei\u00f0. Bu\u00f0um \u00feess vegna tengd\u00f3 \u00ed kaffi, annars hef\u00f0i kakan veri\u00f0 mission \u00ed viku e\u00f0a meira.<\/p>\n<p>Lenti annars \u00ed \u00fev\u00edl\u00edka ruglinu \u00ed B\u00f3nus \u00ed g\u00e6r. Vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um okkur nefnilega til mikillar gle\u00f0i a\u00f0 tveggja l\u00edtra k\u00f3k var \u00e1 ofur tilbo\u00f0i, e\u00f0a 127 kr\u00f3nur fyrir tvo l\u00edtra. Vi\u00f0 hugsu\u00f0um okkur gott til gl\u00f3\u00f0arinnar a\u00f0 versla fyrir j\u00f3lin (\u00e9g er a\u00f0 v\u00edsu n\u00e1nast alveg h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 drekka k\u00f3k en ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r n\u00fa kannski extra marga gesti). Keyptum tv\u00e6r kippur og vorum au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e6gilega lukkuleg me\u00f0 okkur. Nema hva\u00f0, \u00feegar \u00feetta fer svo \u00ed gegnum kassann kemur \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 kippan kostar 999 kr\u00f3nur. Sem er ekki 127 kr\u00f3nur per fl\u00f6sku. \u00dea\u00f0 var hins vegar \u00f3gnar miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera svo vi\u00f0 l\u00f6bbu\u00f0um \u00fat og r\u00e9\u00f0um r\u00e1\u00f0um okkar. \u00c9g labba\u00f0i svo inn, athuga\u00f0i ver\u00f0merkingarnar aftur \u00ed hillunni, svona til \u00f6ryggis og j\u00fa, \u00fear var samviskusamlega merkt a\u00f0 2 l\u00edtrar v\u00e6ru \u00e1 127 en kippan \u00e1 999. \u00c9g fann starfsmann og spur\u00f0i \u00fat \u00ed \u00feetta og f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 \u00feetta st\u00e6\u00f0ist, st\u00f6ku fl\u00f6skurnar v\u00e6ru \u00f3d\u00fdrari heldur en kippan. Needless to say \u00fe\u00e1 var n\u00fa g\u00e1fum m\u00ednum illa misbo\u00f0i\u00f0. En \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 var frekar margt f\u00f3lk \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni, \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00ed lei\u00f0angur \u00ed dag. Svo \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00ed dag. Skila\u00f0i m\u00ednum tveimur kippum, f\u00e9kk inneignarn\u00f3tu upp \u00e1 1998, labba\u00f0i inn \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0, keypti t\u00f3lf fl\u00f6skur, borga\u00f0i 1524+poka. \u00c9g er ekki enn b\u00fain a\u00f0 r\u00f6fla vi\u00f0 verslunarstj\u00f3rann, \u00e9g \u00e6tla nefnilega fyrst a\u00f0 augl\u00fdsa \u00fat um allt (me\u00f0al annars h\u00e9r) hva\u00f0 \u00feetta er f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegt &#8211; svo \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 hringja og l\u00fdsa yfir m\u00f3\u00f0gun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Upphitun fyrir j\u00f3lin gengur vel. Annars vegar er \u00e9g komin me\u00f0 g\u00f6mlu, g\u00f3\u00f0u j\u00f3lal\u00f6gin \u00fat \u00ed b\u00edl. Kertapl\u00f6tuna sem ma\u00f0ur m\u00e1tti spila \u00ed \u00ferj\u00e1 daga \u00e1 \u00e1ri h\u00e9rna \u00ed fyrndinni. J\u00e1 n\u00fana er ma\u00f0ur aldeilis kominn me\u00f0 Sn\u00e6finn snj\u00f3kall \u00e1 geisladisk og S\u00f3ley er \u00ed j\u00f3lalaga\u00e1taki, sm\u00e1 p\u00e1sa fr\u00e1 P\u00edlu P\u00ednu. Hins vegar er veri\u00f0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}