\u00de\u00e1 er fyrstu (eigum vi\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r ver\u00f0i fleiri) kennslukonu-\u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0inni minni loki\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er skemmst fr\u00e1 a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 h\u00fan olli engum vonbrig\u00f0um. Fatakr\u00edsan enda\u00f0i \u00e1g\u00e6tlega, \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 segja, Filippa K komst utan um mig en reyndar var kj\u00f3llinn flegnari en mig minnti. Til a\u00f0 g\u00e6ta alls vels\u00e6mis haf\u00f0i \u00e9g sjal me\u00f0, gladdist \u00fe\u00f3 \u00feegar kom \u00e1 sta\u00f0inn og s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g var ekki me\u00f0 lengstu brj\u00f3staskoru kennslukvennanna. Maturinn kom \u00e1 \u00f3vart – \u00f3tr\u00falegt en satt – a\u00f0 \u00feessu sinni ekki bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00e1 mo\u00f0steikt lamb, heldur hla\u00f0bor\u00f0 me\u00f0 hinu og \u00feessu. Og d\u00e1samlegt a\u00f0 vera kennslukona og f\u00e1 a\u00f0 fara strax a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00ed gogginn, grey fyrstu bekkingar sem eru ne\u00f0stir \u00ed goggunarr\u00f6\u00f0inni m\u00e1ttu hafa sig alla vi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 komast l\u00edka \u00ed \u00e1b\u00f3t. Skemmtiatri\u00f0in voru mj\u00f6g skemmtileg, alls kyns t\u00f3nlistaratri\u00f0i, dans og „MA skaupi\u00f0“. A\u00f0 \u00f3gleymdum \u00f6llum r\u00e6\u00f0unum, minni karla og kvenna, r\u00e6\u00f0a sk\u00f3lameistara, formanns Hugins, hei\u00f0ursgests (sem var Sigmundur Ernir, me\u00f0 MA-pepp-r\u00e6\u00f0u-\u00e1rsins, \u00fea\u00f0 var vel smurt \u00e1 hva\u00f0 sk\u00f3linn v\u00e6ri d\u00e1samlegur og reyndar, eins og r\u00e9tt er, benti hann \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri n\u00f3g eftir enn – me\u00f0 hans or\u00f0um ‘you ain’t seen nothing yet’). S\u00ed\u00f0an var Jag\u00faar a\u00f0 spila, weeelll, ekki alveg kannski vi\u00f0 mitt h\u00e6fi. \u00c9g dansa\u00f0i sm\u00e1 me\u00f0 villtum samkennslukonum m\u00ednum \u00ed upphafi en eftir \u00ferj\u00fa l\u00f6g, sem voru \u00f6ll eins, gafst \u00e9g upp. Haf\u00f0i me\u00f0 naumindum sloppi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera mig a\u00f0 algj\u00f6ru f\u00edfli, vi\u00f0 d\u00f6nsu\u00f0um nefnilega vi\u00f0 svi\u00f0i\u00f0, \u00e9g me\u00f0 rassinn \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 og \u00ed stu\u00f0laginu „Disco Diva“ \u00e6tla\u00f0i s\u00f6ngvarinn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0ar undirtektir og l\u00e6tur hlj\u00f3\u00f0nemann s\u00edga ni\u00f0ur, beint fyrir framan munninn \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Blessunarlega var \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 syngja me\u00f0…<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum heim um h\u00e1lf eitt, hj\u00f3nin, lj\u00f3tt a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g t\u00edmdi bara ekki a\u00f0 vera lengur \u00e1 f\u00f3tum af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var laufabrau\u00f0 framundan n\u00e6sta dag og mig langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 n\u00e1 a\u00f0 „sofa \u00fat“ e\u00f0a amk eins miki\u00f0 og h\u00e6gt var.<\/p>\n
Laufabrau\u00f0sger\u00f0 f\u00f3r vel fram. \u00c9g skar reyndar ekki \u00fat svo miki\u00f0 sem eina k\u00f6ku, n\u00e6 \u00fev\u00ed v\u00e6ntanlega heima hj\u00e1 tengd\u00f3. Mummi og Ey\u00fe\u00f3r s\u00e1u alfari\u00f0 um \u00fatskur\u00f0, S\u00f3ley f\u00e9kk a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa en var \u00e1hugasamari um a\u00f0 brei\u00f0a \u00fat og f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0, var \u00ed raun alls ekki \u00f3efnileg vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum svo \u00ed b\u00e6inn \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 upptendrun \u00e1 j\u00f3latr\u00e9, reyndum a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta seint og s\u00ed\u00f0ar meir en \u00fea\u00f0 dug\u00f0i ekki til, vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 standa undir r\u00e6\u00f0um og alls kyns atri\u00f0um \u00e1\u00f0ur en a\u00f0aln\u00famerin m\u00e6ttu. \u00d3tr\u00falega \u00f3barnv\u00e6n dagskr\u00e1. Sennilega veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 venja b\u00f6rnin vi\u00f0 lei\u00f0inlegar r\u00e6\u00f0ur strax. Strumpan var k\u00e1t yfir \u00feessu en komst svo sem ekki \u00ed neitt n\u00e1v\u00edgi vi\u00f0 sveinkana. H\u00fan haf\u00f0i l\u00edka sm\u00e1 ranghugmyndir \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 l\u00f6g\u00f0um \u00edann, var eiginlega sannf\u00e6r\u00f0 um a\u00f0 \u00feeir myndu vera me\u00f0 pakka handa s\u00e9r, \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feurfti a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 draga \u00far v\u00e6ntingunum.<\/p>\n
Horf\u00f0um svo \u00ed r\u00f3legheitum \u00e1 mynd \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld, Kiss kiss bang bang, \u00e1g\u00e6ta r\u00e6mu en skr\u00fdtna \u00e1 k\u00f6flum. Eil\u00edfar \u00feakkir fyrir VOD – gott a\u00f0 \u00feurfa ekki \u00fat \u00far h\u00fasi. DVD spilarinn nefnilega \u00ed f\u00fdlu yfir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 gleymdist a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva \u00e1 honum \u00e1 f\u00f6studag. \u00dea\u00f0 fer illa \u00ed hann. Og illa \u00ed mig reyndar. \u00d6murlegar \u00feessar n\u00fat\u00edma gr\u00e6jur sem hafa l\u00edft\u00edma upp \u00e1 tv\u00f6 \u00e1r e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0. Hann er sem sagt b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera \u00ed \u00feessu \u00e1standi \u00ed svona eittogh\u00e1lft til tv\u00f6 \u00e1r. \u00c9g augl\u00fdsi eftir laghentum raf-manni (sem hefur ekki sv\u00edvir\u00f0ilega miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera) sem er til \u00ed a\u00f0 k\u00edkja \u00e1 gripinn. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega \u00feannig a\u00f0 ef spilarinn fer, n\u00fdtast h\u00e1talarnir ekkert. \u00d3ge\u00f0slega drasl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00de\u00e1 er fyrstu (eigum vi\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r ver\u00f0i fleiri) kennslukonu-\u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0inni minni loki\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er skemmst fr\u00e1 a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 h\u00fan olli engum vonbrig\u00f0um. Fatakr\u00edsan enda\u00f0i \u00e1g\u00e6tlega, \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 segja, Filippa K komst utan um mig en reyndar var kj\u00f3llinn flegnari en mig minnti. Til a\u00f0 g\u00e6ta alls vels\u00e6mis haf\u00f0i \u00e9g sjal […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}