Desember \u00fe\u00fdtur hj\u00e1 og \u00e9g er ekkert farin a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r a\u00f0 verki. Vissulega eru j\u00f3lakortin kl\u00e1r til skrifta en ekkert fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa \u00ed \u00feau enn, \u00fe\u00f3 eiga tv\u00f6 a\u00f0 fara til Danmerkur, og \u00fea\u00f0 er v\u00edst s\u00ed\u00f0asti skiladagur \u00ed dag. M\u00e9r hefur bara ekki tekist a\u00f0 finna neinn j\u00f3la\u00e1huga enda er desemberm\u00e1nu\u00f0ur me\u00f0 skr\u00fdtnasta m\u00f3ti, S\u00f6rubakstur f\u00e9ll ni\u00f0ur, \u00fea\u00f0 var kannski a\u00f0allega \u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeim sem kom m\u00e9r \u00ed gott skap en s\u00ed\u00f0an hef \u00e9g heldur ekki kennt \u00ed desember s\u00ed\u00f0an 2001. Fjarkennslupr\u00f3f og sp\u00f3luverkefni hrynja inn, \u00feeim hef \u00e9g l\u00edka alltaf geta\u00f0 sinnt \u00e1 daginn en\u00a0 svolei\u00f0is l\u00faxus er n\u00fa ekki til lengur.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 setja Palla og M\u00f3niku \u00e1 og vona a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 gerist eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed kollinum \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem gle\u00f0ur mann svona j\u00f3lalega s\u00e9\u00f0 er Strumpan. J\u00f3lasveinninn lumar \u00e1 \u00fdmsu handa henni og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 vera miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 gle\u00f0ja mann. Hann var reyndar b\u00fdsna st\u00f3rt\u00e6kur \u00ed morgun og kom me\u00f0 n\u00fdja Barbapabbab\u00f3k, h\u00fan haf\u00f0i einmitt haft or\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld a\u00f0 sig langa\u00f0i svo \u00ed fleiri. Annars held \u00e9g a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi n\u00e1nast haft \u00f6r \u00e1 s\u00e1linni svona framan af, allir \u00ed g\u00f6tunni \u00f6flugri \u00ed j\u00f3laskreytingum en vi\u00f0, sennilega hefur h\u00fan haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum \u00ed Vottunum e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 b\u00e6ttum samt \u00far \u00feessu og hentum ser\u00edum \u00ed gluggana \u00ed stofunni en \u00fea\u00f0 er svona varla a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 dugi. Henni finnst l\u00edka \u00f3gurlega skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 eigum gamalt j\u00f3latr\u00e9 sem langafi bj\u00f3 til og h\u00fan segist sta\u00f0f\u00f6st aldrei hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. \u00de\u00f3 er \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir allra augum \u00e1 ne\u00f0ri h\u00e6\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hlakka til n\u00e6stu viku. \u00deri\u00f0judagurinn fer meira og minna \u00ed j\u00f3lastund hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, \u00e6tli \u00e9g smelli ekki Kim Larsen \u00e1 f\u00f3ninn og spili Et barn er f\u00f8dt i Bethlehem, hann fer svo vel me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. S\u00ed\u00f0an er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 panta m\u00e9r nudd, klippingu og plokkun svo \u00feetta ver\u00f0a dekurdagar. Eina kr\u00edsan \u00ed dekurspek\u00falasj\u00f3ninni er hvort \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a j\u00f3laf\u00f6t. Mig svona h\u00e1lf langar \u00ed n\u00fdjan kj\u00f3l… einhvern svona gamaldags s\u00e6tan. En kannski \u00e6tti \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 draga upp gamla kj\u00f3linn hennar \u00f6mmu sem \u00e9g var \u00ed \u00e1 \u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0inni h\u00e9r um \u00e1ri\u00f0?<\/p>\n
PS \u00c9g skrifa\u00f0i langa og skemmtilega f\u00e6rslu \u00e1 m\u00e1nudag en einmitt \u00e1 me\u00f0an datt \u00e9g \u00fat af \u00fer\u00e1\u00f0lausa netinu og allt hvarf. \u00deess vegna setti \u00e9g bara inn mynd fr\u00e1 Parken, GM er m\u00e9r enn ofarlega \u00ed huga og \u00fea\u00f0 var einmitt m\u00e1nu\u00f0ur fr\u00e1 t\u00f3nleikunum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Desember \u00fe\u00fdtur hj\u00e1 og \u00e9g er ekkert farin a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r a\u00f0 verki. Vissulega eru j\u00f3lakortin kl\u00e1r til skrifta en ekkert fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa \u00ed \u00feau enn, \u00fe\u00f3 eiga tv\u00f6 a\u00f0 fara til Danmerkur, og \u00fea\u00f0 er v\u00edst s\u00ed\u00f0asti skiladagur \u00ed dag. M\u00e9r hefur bara ekki tekist a\u00f0 finna neinn j\u00f3la\u00e1huga enda er desemberm\u00e1nu\u00f0ur me\u00f0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}