\u00dea\u00f0 er fr\u00e1 svo m\u00f6rgu a\u00f0 segja n\u00fana a\u00f0 anna\u00f0 hvort er a\u00f0 hefja alv\u00f6ru ritsko\u00f0un og velja og hafna hva\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0, n\u00fa e\u00f0a taka bara einn Hallgr\u00edm Helgason \u00e1 \u00feetta. Sj\u00e1um til hvort ver\u00f0ur, stefnan er tekin \u00e1 HH. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 rekja mig aftur \u00ed t\u00edma og sj\u00e1 hva\u00f0 setur. Dagurinn \u00ed dag var algj\u00f6r Skottu- dagur. H\u00fan f\u00f3r \u00ed 10 m\u00e1na\u00f0a sko\u00f0un og \u00fea\u00f0 bar f\u00e1tt til t\u00ed\u00f0inda \u00fear, er n\u00fana 73,5 sentimetra og r\u00e9tt 7,5 k\u00edl\u00f3. Sv\u00f6ru\u00f0um \u00f6llum spurningum j\u00e1tandi um h\u00e6fileika hennar nema hva\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri ekki byrju\u00f0 a\u00f0 standa \u00e1 f\u00e6tur. \u00deremur t\u00edmum seinna \u00e1kva\u00f0 daman a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri t\u00edmab\u00e6rt, m\u00f3\u00f0irin var ekki \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00fan skyldi ekki t\u00edmasetja \u00feetta a\u00f0eins betur! Skottan var sem sagt sett sitjandi \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 sitt og \u00e1tti a\u00f0 dunda \u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0an m\u00f3\u00f0irin s\u00fdsla\u00f0i vi\u00f0 \u00fevottinn. \u00dea\u00f0 sem reyndist hins vegar mikil hvatning fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 stuttu til a\u00f0 standa \u00e1 f\u00e6tur var a\u00f0 h\u00fan gat spegla\u00f0 sig svo vel \u00feannig. Stefnir bara \u00ed s\u00f6mu \u00e1tt og systirin sem getur eytt \u00f3m\u00e6ldum t\u00edma \u00ed spegil\u00e1horf. \u00dea\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0u \u00f6nnur st\u00f3rt\u00ed\u00f0indi n\u00fdlega \u00e1tt s\u00e9r sta\u00f0, \u00e1 laugardaginn sag\u00f0i Skottan kisi alveg \u00edtreka\u00f0 \u00feegar einhver kattanna vappa\u00f0i um r\u00fami\u00f0 a\u00f0 morgni. \u00deetta er reyndar miki\u00f0 leyndarm\u00e1l me\u00f0 kisa, amk hv\u00edslar h\u00fan \u00feessu alltaf. Mammmammamm var alveg dotti\u00f0 upp fyrir \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00edma en \u00fea\u00f0 er eitthva\u00f0 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 flagga \u00fev\u00ed aftur svo \u00fea\u00f0 er aldrei a\u00f0 vita. H\u00e6fileikarnir svolei\u00f0is margeflast \u00feessa dagana, h\u00fan n\u00e1\u00f0i t\u00f6kum \u00e1 skri\u00f0inu \u00ed Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fdmist fari\u00f0 \u00e1 hef\u00f0bundinn h\u00e1tt e\u00f0a me\u00f0 annan f\u00f3tinn \u00ed h\u00e1lfstandandi stellingu. Sem betur fer er h\u00fan nokku\u00f0 til fri\u00f0s en hefur afreka\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 tvisvar \u00e1 stuttum t\u00edma a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r tyggj\u00f3, \u00ed fyrra skipti\u00f0 heyr\u00f0i \u00e9g bara \u00feegar h\u00fan h\u00f3sta\u00f0i \u00e1 einhverju og \u00feegar \u00e9g athuga\u00f0i m\u00e1li\u00f0 var h\u00fan ansi andfersk, daginn eftir skilu\u00f0u s\u00e9r nokkrir litlir hv\u00edtir bitar. \u00cd seinna skipti\u00f0 var h\u00fan a\u00f0 leikja me\u00f0 tyggj\u00f3 systur sinnar, hubba bubba \u00ed plast\u00f6skju og \u00e9g fullyrti vi\u00f0 S\u00f3leyju a\u00f0 h\u00fan g\u00e6ti alls ekki opna\u00f0 hana, en viti menn, stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar s\u00e9 \u00e9g plast\u00f6skjuna opna og t\u00f3ma og n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 r\u00edfa \u00fat \u00far henni v\u00e6na klessu af tyggj\u00f3i.<\/p>\n
Af m\u00e9r er helst a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a n\u00fdjar lei\u00f0ir \u00ed linsum\u00e1lum, eftir a\u00f0 fer\u00f0af\u00e9lagar m\u00ednir \u00ed Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 s\u00f6g\u00f0u m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 silikon linsum sem m\u00e1 sofa me\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e1nu\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega ansi b\u00f6ggandi a\u00f0 vera sj\u00f3nlaus \u00e1 n\u00f3ttunni \u00feegar er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 sinna prikinu. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 af \u00feessu tilefni a\u00f0 skella m\u00e9r \u00ed sj\u00f3nm\u00e6lingu enda langt s\u00ed\u00f0an s\u00ed\u00f0ast (t\u00e6p fimm \u00e1r, kom reyndar \u00ed lj\u00f3s, a\u00f0eins lengra en mig minnti). \u00dea\u00f0 reyndist vera frekar g\u00e1fulegt \u00fev\u00ed sj\u00f3nin haf\u00f0i enn dala\u00f0 verulega og a\u00f0rar eins t\u00f6lur hafa varla s\u00e9st n\u00e9 heyrst \u00e1\u00f0ur. N\u00fa, \u00e9g panta\u00f0i linsurnar og f\u00e6 \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1 n\u00e6stunni, enda s\u00e9r hver heilvita ma\u00f0ur (nema \u00feeir s\u00e9u jafn n\u00e6rs\u00fdnir og \u00e9g) a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er bagalegt a\u00f0 eiga vi\u00f0 blindu a\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0a. \u00c9g vona bara a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r reynist vel.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 erum f\u00e1tt eitt b\u00fain a\u00f0 hafa fyrir stafni eftir heimkomu nema hva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 t\u00f3kum \u00e1 m\u00f3ti gesti strax \u00e1 fyrsta degi heima. \u00dea\u00f0 var vinkona okkar h\u00fan Sigr\u00fan, komin alla lei\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fatlandinu \u00ed vestri. H\u00fan kom f\u00e6randi hendi me\u00f0 Gryffindor skikkju og trefil auk t\u00f6frasprota sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i be\u00f0i\u00f0 hana fyrir. Strumpan var als\u00e6l og til marks um \u00fea\u00f0 svaf h\u00fan \u00ed m\u00fander\u00edngunni fyrstu n\u00f3ttina. Vi\u00f0 erum r\u00e9tt b\u00fanar a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra b\u00f3k n\u00famer sex og \u00e9g reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hefjumst handa vi\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu b\u00f3kina um n\u00e6stu helgi, \u00feegar er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 mynd n\u00famer sex. Fer \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 fyrir endann \u00e1 ansi l\u00f6ngum framhaldslestri. Vi\u00f0 reyndum au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera vel vi\u00f0 Sigr\u00fanu \u00ed mat og drykk og f\u00f3rum me\u00f0 hana \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1 RUB. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00f3gurlega g\u00f3\u00f0ur matur og gaman a\u00f0 skreppa a\u00f0 heiman. Skottan haf\u00f0i einmitt teki\u00f0 umskiptings-n\u00fameri\u00f0 mikla \u00ed sv\u00e6fingu. \u00e1 \u00feetta til og helst h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 rekja \u00fea\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00fan er of \u00fereytt til a\u00f0 sofa. H\u00fan er n\u00fana komin \u00ed \u00e6fingab\u00fa\u00f0ir vi\u00f0 \u00feessum vanda. Vi\u00f0 settum \u00e1 n\u00fdtt svefnkerfi fyrir dagl\u00fara, n\u00fa tekur h\u00fan tvo stutta \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 taka einn (mis)langan. \u00deetta hefur reynst vel hinga\u00f0 til, h\u00fan fer mun k\u00e1tari a\u00f0 sofa og \u00ed kv\u00f6ld yfirgaf \u00e9g meira a\u00f0 segja sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 flj\u00f3tlega eftir a\u00f0 h\u00fan f\u00f3r \u00ed b\u00e6l og leit svo bara inn til hennar me\u00f0 j\u00f6fnu millibili, henni til mikillar gle\u00f0i. Stundum \u00feurfti reyndar a\u00f0 leggja hana aftur en \u00feetta f\u00f3r fri\u00f0samlega fram og alveg \u00f3l\u00fdsanlegt hva\u00f0 \u00feetta er mikill munur. Vonandi ver\u00f0ur framhald \u00e1 \u00feessu. H\u00fan var reyndar l\u00edka veik \u00feessa helgi sem Sigr\u00fan var, \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00e6tti au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki \u00far sk\u00e1k og minnka\u00f0i auk \u00feess m\u00f6guleikana hva\u00f0 var\u00f0a\u00f0i gestinn.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa, Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arfer\u00f0in var ekkert nema lj\u00fafa l\u00edfi\u00f0. Snilldar ve\u00f0ur allan t\u00edmann, \u00feetta \u00e1 bilinu 20 – 25 gr\u00e1\u00f0ur sem ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 teljast afar h\u00e6filegt. Vi\u00f0 vorum fyrri vikuna \u00ed f\u00e9lagsskap Krist\u00ednar, \u00c1rna og Sveins \u00c1ka og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ari me\u00f0 Sigga og Sigr\u00fanu og \u00fea\u00f0 var lj\u00faft. Allir eru a\u00f0 minnsta kosti enn vinir. Dagskr\u00e1in var svona h\u00e6fileg blanda af leti og leik. \u00ddmislegt gert fyrir S\u00f3leyju, f\u00f3rum \u00ed Tosselilla, sem er „Sk\u00e5nes sommarland“ – \u00fea\u00f0an f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 og bor\u00f0u\u00f0um \u00ed Ystad og leitu\u00f0um \u00ed lei\u00f0inni a\u00f0 Wallander. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum einnig \u00e1 str\u00f6ndina, \u00ed sirkus og kan\u00f3siglingu, auk \u00feess a\u00f0 n\u00fdta sundlaugina \u00e1 sv\u00e6\u00f0inu og spila kubb og boccia. \u00c9g n\u00e1\u00f0i svolitlu versli, f\u00e9kk mikla athygli \u00feegar \u00e9g ba\u00f0 um tax-free og barst \u00ed tal a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri fr\u00e1 \u00cdslandi (f\u00e9kk reyndar l\u00edka mikla athygli vegna magninnkaupa :)) \u00ed Danm\u00f6rku n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 versla alveg eins miki\u00f0 og \u00e9g haf\u00f0i \u00e6tla\u00f0 m\u00e9r, dagurinn okkar \u00fear f\u00f3r \u00ed anna\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 m\u00e6\u00f0gur f\u00f3rum me\u00f0al annars \u00ed S\u00edvalaturn og Ripleys believe it or not. \u00c9g n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 kaupa m\u00e9r einar 8 b\u00e6kur og tvo dvd diska en lenti \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3tr\u00falega svekkelsi a\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa mj\u00f6g vel b\u00f3kar- og dvd innkaup me\u00f0 mikilli heimildavinnu \u00ed vinnunni gleymdist minnismi\u00f0inn g\u00f3\u00f0i. Vi\u00f0 gistum eina n\u00f3tt me\u00f0 \u00c1rna og Krist\u00ednu \u00ed orlofs\u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 K\u00cd – vel sta\u00f0sett \u00e1 \u00feverg\u00f6tu vi\u00f0 Istedgade, mikil gle\u00f0i a\u00f0 teyma krakkana ni\u00f0ur hana. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1 \u00e1g\u00e6tan sta\u00f0 \u00e1 Frederiksberg All\u00e9, bara nokku\u00f0 \u00f3d\u00fdran meira a\u00f0 segja. La Fiesta Mexicana heitir hann ef mig misminnir ekki, alveg \u00f3h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 m\u00e6la me\u00f0 honum. Annars var s\u00e6nska sumari\u00f0 lj\u00faft, me\u00f0 jar\u00f0arberjum og n\u00fdjum kart\u00f6flum og n\u00fana l\u00ed\u00f0ur manni eins og ma\u00f0ur b\u00fai \u00ed R\u00fasslandi, sl\u00edkt er \u00farvali\u00f0 (e\u00f0a skortur \u00e1) \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0unum. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e6tti venjast \u00fev\u00ed vel a\u00f0 b\u00faa \u00ed Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0. L\u00e1tum gott heita \u00ed bili.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00dea\u00f0 er fr\u00e1 svo m\u00f6rgu a\u00f0 segja n\u00fana a\u00f0 anna\u00f0 hvort er a\u00f0 hefja alv\u00f6ru ritsko\u00f0un og velja og hafna hva\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0, n\u00fa e\u00f0a taka bara einn Hallgr\u00edm Helgason \u00e1 \u00feetta. Sj\u00e1um til hvort ver\u00f0ur, stefnan er tekin \u00e1 HH. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 rekja mig aftur \u00ed t\u00edma og […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}