Lang\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0ur dagur hj\u00e1 Strumpunni a\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldi kominn, vi\u00f0 b\u00fain a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a deginum \u00ed Djurs sommerland. F\u00f3rum me\u00f0 r\u00fatu \u00ed morgun me\u00f0 n\u00e1gr\u00f6nnum okkar en \u00e1ttum a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti engin samskipti vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 fyrr en \u00e1 heimlei\u00f0inni. Strumpan n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 fara \u00ed allt sem hugann girntist, nema au\u00f0vita\u00f0 kr\u00fanudj\u00e1sni\u00f0, sj\u00e1lfan Piraten. En \u00fea\u00f0 voru a\u00f0rir r\u00fassibanar, \u00fer\u00edr vatnsr\u00fass\u00edbanar af mismunandi st\u00e6r\u00f0um og ger\u00f0um, sem h\u00fan f\u00f3r \u00ed me\u00f0 okkur foreldrunum til skiptis, og svo einn alveg \u00e1g\u00e6tur, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 vera meinl\u00edtill, s\u00e1 kallast \u00de\u00f3rshamar. A\u00f0 auki f\u00f3r h\u00fan \u00ed b\u00e1ta, b\u00e6\u00f0i hj\u00f3lab\u00e1t me\u00f0 pabba s\u00ednum og „fl\u00fa\u00f0asiglingu“ me\u00f0 m\u00e9r, einn fallturn me\u00f0 m\u00e9r sem leit \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera alsaklaus en \u00feegar \u00e9g var komin upp fannst m\u00e9r n\u00f3g um og skildi \u00ed raun ekki hvernig \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara \u00ed Gullturninn fyrir 10 \u00e1rum. H\u00fan f\u00f3r ein \u00ed \u00ferj\u00fa andstyggileg t\u00e6ki, eitt \u00feeirra eru s\u00e6ti sem hanga ni\u00f0ur \u00far ke\u00f0jum (\u00fe\u00f3 ekki \u00ed s\u00f6mu h\u00e6\u00f0 og Himmelskibet \u00ed T\u00edvol\u00ed) og \u00d6rninn, sem b\u00e6\u00f0i snerist og sveifla\u00f0ist og s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed \u00e1ttavillta skipi\u00f0 sem s\u00f6mulei\u00f0is sn\u00fdst \u00ed hringi og vaggar. \u00c9g sakna\u00f0i \u00feess ekki a\u00f0 fara ekki me\u00f0. Svo voru l\u00edka tramp\u00f3l\u00edn, k\u00f3ngul\u00f3arnet og klifurbraut. Skottan f\u00e9kk reyndar l\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera, \u00fe\u00f3 var \u00fearna stubbaland fyrir \u00feessa minnstu. En ef ma\u00f0ur mi\u00f0ar vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0 h\u00fan er f\u00edkin \u00ed r\u00f3lur \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 hitt svo vel \u00ed mark a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um ekki \u00e1tt afturkv\u00e6mt svo \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3r svo a\u00f0 henni var ekki hleypt a\u00f0 neinum t\u00e6kjum.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 var \u00feokkalegasta ve\u00f0ur \u00e1 okkur, s\u00f3larlaust og hefur eflaust hangi\u00f0 \u00ed 20\u00b0 \u00feegar heitast var. Hins vegar skildi \u00e9g ekki \u00ed \u00feeim sem l\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00ed vatnslandi\u00f0, svo ind\u00e6lt var ve\u00f0ri\u00f0 n\u00fa ekki. A\u00f0 h\u00e6tti Dana h\u00f6f\u00f0um vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 okkur nesti en \u00fea\u00f0 dug\u00f0i skammt fyrir svona langan dag svo vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 kaupa okkur aukabita og svo hinn skylduga \u00eds, vinir m\u00ednir Benni og Jenni eru me\u00f0 \u00fatib\u00fa \u00fearna. Vi\u00f0 l\u00f6g\u00f0um \u00edann heim um sex, \u00fe\u00e1 settist hj\u00e1 Strumpunni stelpa sem er jafng\u00f6mul henni, en reyndar ekki \u00ed hverfissk\u00f3lanum svo \u00fe\u00e6r kynnast v\u00edst ekki \u00fear. En \u00e9g held a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi l\u00edka veri\u00f0 h\u00e1lf l\u00f6mu\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 sitja undir d\u00f6munni minni tala endalaust alla lei\u00f0, \u00e1 milli \u00feess sem h\u00fan s\u00fdndi \u00f6nnur skemmtiatri\u00f0i (\u00fea\u00f0 vakti mikla lukku \u00ed r\u00fatunni \u00feegar h\u00fan bretti upp \u00e1 augnlokin \u00e1 s\u00e9r). \u00c9g \u00feurfti svo a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0 mikilv\u00e6gasta svo a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 af flaumnum skila\u00f0i s\u00e9r alla lei\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er spurning hvort Mar\u00eda vilji eiga eitthva\u00f0 saman a\u00f0 s\u00e6lda vi\u00f0 \u00feetta skr\u00fdtna ofvirka barn sem h\u00fan sat hj\u00e1! Vi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a hj\u00e1 vini okkar MC enda ekkert til \u00ed kotinu og engin orka til a\u00f0 elda.<\/p>\n
\u00cd g\u00e6r f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00e1 b\u00f3kasafni\u00f0 h\u00e9r \u00ed Eg\u00e5, \u00fea\u00f0 er reyndar frekar l\u00edti\u00f0 en h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 millisafnal\u00e1n eins og ma\u00f0ur vill og m\u00e1 skila hj\u00e1 \u00feeim l\u00edka. \u00dea\u00f0 gekk l\u00edka svona vel, vi\u00f0 t\u00f3kum \u00f6ll b\u00e6kur sem \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 erum l\u00e6s. Strumpan f\u00e9kk s\u00e9r Harry Potter og F\u00f6nixregluna, b\u00e6\u00f0i sem hlj\u00f3\u00f0b\u00f3k og lesb\u00f3k, Mummi f\u00e9kk s\u00e9r Stieg Larson og panta\u00f0i hlj\u00f3\u00f0b\u00f3k me\u00f0, \u00e9g f\u00e9kk m\u00e9r b\u00f3kina um hana Ellen 100 \u00e1ra, sem var \u00fe\u00e1ttur um \u00e1 DR fyrir einhverju s\u00ed\u00f0an. \u00dea\u00f0 var kr\u00fattleg kelling og fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt a\u00f0 lesa um hana enda kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i \u00e9g b\u00f3kina strax. M\u00edn b\u00ed\u00f0ur svo krimmi l\u00edka, n\u00fdjasta Sara Bl\u00e6del.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g kom svo vi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fatib\u00fai Danska bankans og spur\u00f0ist fyrir um a\u00f0 f\u00e1 Dankort \u00fear. \u00dea\u00f0 reyndist ekki vera \u00ed bo\u00f0i en hins vegar m\u00e1ttum vi\u00f0 gerast k\u00fannar og f\u00e1 Mastercard \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 skila neinum papp\u00edrum svo \u00e9g sendi um h\u00e6l p\u00f3st \u00e1 \u00fej\u00f3nustufulltr\u00faann \u00ed L\u00e1num og sparna\u00f0i og af\u00feakka\u00f0i vi\u00f0talst\u00edmann \u00fear. Vi\u00f0 gerumst v\u00e6ntanlega k\u00fannar Danska bankans \u00e1 m\u00e1nudag.<\/p>\n
\u00deess m\u00e1 geta a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hj\u00f3lu\u00f0um \u00feetta, loks voru allir komnir me\u00f0 hj\u00e1lma og Skottan f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 prufukeyra hj\u00f3lakerruna. \u00dea\u00f0 vakti \u00f3m\u00e6lda lukku og Strumpunni fannst vi\u00f0 hj\u00f3la heldur stutt, enda voru \u00feetta ekki nema tveir k\u00edl\u00f3metrar, \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3k sig varla a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 hj\u00f3li. \u00dearf a\u00f0 henda inn eins og einni mynd af hj\u00f3lafj\u00f6lskyldunni vi\u00f0 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri.<\/p>\n
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