Vi\u00f0 yfirg\u00e1fum Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn var, l\u00f6g\u00f0um af sta\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00d6nnu og Martin klukkan 10. Stoppu\u00f0um um eitt leyti\u00f0 \u00ed litlum b\u00e6 (sem heitir Hova e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00feess h\u00e1ttar og er einkum \u00feekktur fyrir riddarah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed j\u00fal\u00ed) og bor\u00f0u\u00f0um \u00ed bakar\u00edi sta\u00f0arins. S\u00ed\u00f0an var bara keyrt \u00e1fram, \u00e6tlu\u00f0um alltaf a\u00f0 stoppa \u00e1 Max til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 okkur hinsta s\u00e6nska borgarann en \u00feegar vi\u00f0 komum til Gautaborgar var \u00e6gileg f\u00f6studagsumfer\u00f0 \u00fear svo vi\u00f0 nenntum ekki a\u00f0 stoppa \u00fear og s\u00ed\u00f0an kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki neinn Max \u00ed n\u00e1grenni vi\u00f0 Varberg. Vi\u00f0 lentum \u00ed sm\u00e1 t\u00f6fum \u00e1 hra\u00f0brautinni \u00fat af \u00e1rekstri en \u00fea\u00f0 var aldrei neitt stress af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 vorum svo t\u00edmanlega.\u00cd Varberg bor\u00f0u\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00e1 t\u00fdp\u00edskri pizzeriu\/kebab sta\u00f0 og f\u00f3rum svo \u00ed risast\u00f3ra Ica \u00ed leit a\u00f0 Prinsesst\u00e5rta. Skottan geystist um alla b\u00fa\u00f0, dau\u00f0fegin a\u00f0 vera laus \u00far b\u00edlnum svo vi\u00f0 eyddum d\u00e1g\u00f3\u00f0ri stund \u00fearna, fundum okkar prinsessutertu og keyptum l\u00edka sm\u00e1vegis s\u00fakkula\u00f0i (\u00fe\u00f3 ekki Nissa me\u00f0 lakkr\u00eds sem vi\u00f0 fundum \u00fearna okkur til mikillar gle\u00f0i). Eftir \u00feessa f\u00ednu b\u00fa\u00f0arfer\u00f0 keyr\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 ferjunni og komumst mj\u00f6g flj\u00f3tlega inn. D\u00f6murnar voru als\u00e6lar \u00e1 ferjunni, \u00fear var \u00feetta f\u00edna leikherbergi, sem Skottan s\u00e9rstaklega t\u00f3k \u00e1stf\u00f3stri vi\u00f0 og \u00feurfti n\u00e1nast ekki a\u00f0 hugsa meir um hana. Strumpan var\u00f0 aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti a\u00f0eins sj\u00f3veik eftir tveggja t\u00edma siglingu, enda var ansi hvasst og skipi\u00f0 svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u00f3r\u00f3legt eftir \u00fev\u00ed. H\u00fan f\u00f3r nokkrar fer\u00f0ir \u00fat til a\u00f0 hressa sig vi\u00f0 og \u00fear var varla st\u00e6tt fyrir litlar d\u00f6mur. En \u00fea\u00f0 dug\u00f0i, vi\u00f0 komum svo \u00ed land upp \u00far mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti, \u00fe\u00e1 haf\u00f0i Skottan ekkert sofi\u00f0 allan daginn, enda var h\u00fan sn\u00f6gg a\u00f0 sofna \u00ed b\u00edlnum \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim. \u00deessari fer\u00f0 lauk um h\u00e1lf tv\u00f6, eftir ca. 15 og h\u00e1lfan t\u00edma \u00e1 fer\u00f0alagi. En vel \u00feess vir\u00f0i, vi\u00f0 vorum \u00f6ll \u00ed sk\u00fdjunum me\u00f0 vel heppna\u00f0a fer\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Strumpan var \u00f3sk\u00f6p gl\u00f6\u00f0 a\u00f0 komast \u00ed sk\u00f3lann, var eins og unglingur a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa bekkjarf\u00e9l\u00f6gunum eftir fyrsta daginn, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0u \u00fer\u00edr fari\u00f0 \u00ed klippingu !!! og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feurfti miklar upphr\u00f3panir og stunur a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. H\u00fan f\u00f3r svo heim me\u00f0 Arnd\u00edsi vinkonu sinni \u00ed dag og f\u00e6r a\u00f0 gista og \u00fea\u00f0 er mikil gle\u00f0i. Skottan var nokku\u00f0 s\u00e1tt l\u00edka a\u00f0 komast \u00ed f\u00e9lagsskapinn en vikan hefur \u00fe\u00f3 veri\u00f0 \u00f3venjuleg a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed leyti a\u00f0 h\u00fan f\u00f3r \u00ed dag og \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudaginn til afleysingadagm\u00f6mmu. Loks fengum vi\u00f0 sem sagt a\u00f0 reyna \u00feetta danska kerfi, sem skaffar afleysingu ef dagmamman er veik e\u00f0a \u00ed fr\u00edi. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00f3r\u00f3leg mamma sem f\u00f3r me\u00f0 d\u00f6muna s\u00edna \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudagsmorgunn. Afleysingin reyndar enn n\u00e6r en s\u00fa fasta, sennilega ekki nema svona 300 metrar til hennar, e\u00f0a svo. Skottan haf\u00f0i s\u00e9\u00f0 hana og b\u00f6rnin hennar \u00e1\u00f0ur (kerfi\u00f0 virkar sem sagt \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru nokkrar dagm\u00f6mmur sem mynda h\u00f3p og hittast einu sinni til tvisvar \u00ed viku, \u00ed leikfimi og leikstofu) svo \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki alveg veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 kasta henni \u00ed hendurnar \u00e1 \u00f3kunnugum en samt \u00fev\u00ed sem n\u00e6st. H\u00fan var l\u00edka p\u00ednu efins og vildi ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6ri en vi\u00f0 vorum \u00e1kve\u00f0in \u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00e1 \u00feetta reyna. Enda kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00f3tti hana seinni partinn a\u00f0 \u00feetta haf\u00f0i gengi\u00f0 lj\u00f3mandi vel, s\u00f6mulei\u00f0is \u00ed dag, svo \u00e9g er \u00f6gn r\u00f3legri me\u00f0 \u00feetta. Og vissulega eru \u00fe\u00e6gindi \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed f\u00f3lgin a\u00f0 \u00feurfa ekki a\u00f0 redda s\u00e9r, \u00fe\u00f3 vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki r\u00edgbundin, \u00e9g meira a\u00f0 lesa og Mummi \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfst\u00fdringu \u00ed s\u00ednum verkefnum.<\/p>\n
Sk\u00f3linn var l\u00edka \u00e1g\u00e6tur \u00ed vikunni (sem hann er reyndar yfirleitt), a\u00f0 \u00feessu sinni voru vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 sameiginlegan t\u00edma fyrir alla \u00e1fangana \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judaginn. Okkur var skipt \u00ed h\u00f3pa og \u00e1ttum a\u00f0 lesa efni heima sem vi\u00f0 unnum svo \u00e1fram me\u00f0 \u00ed t\u00edmanum. \u00c9g var \u00ed h\u00f3p sem fjalla\u00f0i um Breska \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arflokkinn, sem \u00e9g vissi l\u00edti\u00f0 um \u00e1\u00f0ur og haf\u00f0i litlar v\u00e6ntingar um a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri spennandi en s\u00ed\u00f0an reyndist \u00feetta mj\u00f6g \u00e1hugavert og me\u00f0 skemmtilegri h\u00f3pverkefnum sem \u00e9g hef teki\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed. Hinir h\u00f3parnir fj\u00f6llu\u00f0u um „trafficing“ sem \u00e9g veit ekki hva\u00f0 heitir \u00e1 \u00edslensku, \u00feetta er ekki alveg \u00fea\u00f0 sama eins og a\u00f0 smygla f\u00f3lki, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er sj\u00e1lfvali\u00f0, og um R\u00f3ma \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0flokkinn. \u00dea\u00f0 eru oft mj\u00f6g \u00e1hugaver\u00f0 efni til umfj\u00f6llunar hj\u00e1 okkur og \u00fe\u00e1 er gaman a\u00f0 vera til. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00edka gott a\u00f0 finna hva\u00f0 kennslan hefur \u00fe\u00f3 gefi\u00f0 manni af reynslu a\u00f0 koma fram, m\u00e9r finnst \u00feetta frekar l\u00edti\u00f0 m\u00e1l \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fev\u00e6list a\u00f0eins fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 tala \u00e1 ensku ef \u00e9g er ekki alveg me\u00f0 undirb\u00fai\u00f0 hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 segja. Sumir nemendur eru hins vegar mj\u00f6g \u00f3\u00f6ruggir, meira a\u00f0 segja \u00feeir sem tala fr\u00e1b\u00e6ra ensku og eru jafnvel \u00f6flugir \u00ed litlum h\u00f3pum. \u00dea\u00f0 var l\u00edka skemmtileg tilbreyting a\u00f0 nemendurnir komu me\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arr\u00e9tti me\u00f0 s\u00e9r. \u00c9g kom me\u00f0 skyr og rj\u00f3ma (\u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 danska skyri\u00f0 s\u00e9 platskyr me\u00f0 j\u00f3g\u00fartgerlum en ekki skyrgerlum) og \u00fea\u00f0 vakti \u00e1g\u00e6ta lukku en \u00fe\u00f3tti frekar skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 hella rj\u00f3ma me\u00f0 \ud83d\ude42 . Og ekki kunni \u00e9g neina sk\u00fdringu hverju \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e6tti. \u00c9g smakka\u00f0i eitt og anna\u00f0 n\u00fdst\u00e1rlegt en vissi sjaldnast hva\u00f0 \u00e9g var a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a e\u00f0a hva\u00f0an \u00fea\u00f0 kom, nema s\u00edldin og p\u00f8lser i sv\u00f8b \ud83d\ude42 .<\/p>\n
Strumpan f\u00f3r til tannl\u00e6knis \u00ed g\u00e6r og n\u00fa er gott a\u00f0 vera \u00ed Baunalandi og f\u00e1 tannl\u00e6kna\u00fej\u00f3nustu \u00f3keypis. Henni bau\u00f0st a\u00f0 fara \u00ed skorufyllingu me\u00f0 6 \u00e1ra jaxlana og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6kkum svo h\u00fan fer aftur flj\u00f3tlega, verst a\u00f0 h\u00fan skuli ekki geta fengi\u00f0 spangir strax og lj\u00faka \u00fev\u00ed af….<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 erum svo a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 \u00ed a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 n\u00e6sta stig \u00ed dansk-a\u00f0l\u00f6gun og keyra til \u00de\u00fdskalands \u00e1 morgun og kaupa haug af v\u00edni, bj\u00f3r og gosi, jafnvel sm\u00e1 s\u00fakkula\u00f0i l\u00edka. \u00de\u00f3 okkur bl\u00f6skri n\u00fa ekki ver\u00f0in \u00e1 \u00feessu dagsdaglega (nema kannski gosinu) \u00fe\u00e1 er ansans mikill munur \u00e1 ver\u00f0i h\u00e9r og \u00ed \u00de\u00fdskalandi. Og fyrir ykkur sem eru\u00f0 a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 \u00ed a\u00f0 koma \u00ed heims\u00f3kn, \u00fe\u00e1 hl\u00fdtur \u00feetta a\u00f0 vera lokkandi … n\u00f3g af alkohol og gosi \u00e1 b\u00e6num!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vi\u00f0 yfirg\u00e1fum Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn var, l\u00f6g\u00f0um af sta\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00d6nnu og Martin klukkan 10. Stoppu\u00f0um um eitt leyti\u00f0 \u00ed litlum b\u00e6 (sem heitir Hova e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00feess h\u00e1ttar og er einkum \u00feekktur fyrir riddarah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed j\u00fal\u00ed) og bor\u00f0u\u00f0um \u00ed bakar\u00edi sta\u00f0arins. S\u00ed\u00f0an var bara keyrt \u00e1fram, \u00e6tlu\u00f0um alltaf a\u00f0 stoppa \u00e1 Max til a\u00f0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-almennt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}