\u00de\u00e1 er helgin a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a li\u00f0in \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum nokku\u00f0 fari\u00f0 til \u00fatlanda. \u00c1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 leika t\u00farista \u00ed \u00c1r\u00f3sum \u00ed sta\u00f0inn og f\u00f3rum me\u00f0 str\u00e6t\u00f3 \u00ed g\u00e6r ni\u00f0ur \u00ed mi\u00f0b\u00e6, til a\u00f0 sleppa vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 borga form\u00fau \u00ed b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0agj\u00f6ld og til a\u00f0 gle\u00f0ja Skottuna. \u00dea\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0 heima, h\u00fan var als\u00e6l \u00ed str\u00e6t\u00f3 nema hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g \u00f3forskamma\u00f0 af foreldrunum a\u00f0 leyfa henni ekki a\u00f0 fara um allt eins og h\u00fan vildi. Vi\u00f0 r\u00f6ltum s\u00ed\u00f0an um \u00ed b\u00e6num, f\u00f3rum hinar og \u00feessar g\u00f6tur sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum ekki fari\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur og s\u00e9rstaklega fannst okkur g\u00f6turnar \u00ed elsta hlutanum vera sjarmerandi. G\u00f6mul h\u00fas og \u00fer\u00f6ng h\u00fasasund, \u00fea\u00f0 er eitthva\u00f0 svo sjarmerandi. F\u00f3rum \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas og fengum okkur tertur og h\u00e9ldum svo \u00e1fram g\u00f6ngunni. Slysu\u00f0umst inn \u00ed tv\u00e6r verslanir \u00ed leit a\u00f0 \u00edslensku nammi (sem \u00e9g var \u00fe\u00f3 b\u00fain a\u00f0 finna \u00ed Irmu \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn), f\u00f3rum annars vegar \u00ed Magasin og \u00fear var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 skemmtilegt a\u00f0 vera en hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 veri\u00f0 skemmtilegra kerru- og barnlaus … Fengum svol\u00edti\u00f0 nammi \u00fear, litum s\u00ed\u00f0an l\u00edka inn \u00ed Tiger og \u00fear s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 ekkert nema \u00d3pal og keyptum \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. Enda\u00f0i svo \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kaupa brenndar m\u00f6ndlur og \u00e9g og Skottan g\u00faffu\u00f0um \u00feeim \u00ed okkur \u00e1 methra\u00f0a.<\/p>\n
\u00cd dag \u00e1k\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 halda \u00ed sm\u00e1 p\u00edlagr\u00edmsfer\u00f0 og f\u00f3rum \u00e1 tveimur flj\u00f3tari (s.s hj\u00f3landi) a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a gamlar sl\u00f3\u00f0ir J\u00f3nasar (jar\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0ikennara, ekki nafna hans Hallgr\u00edmssonar). S\u00e1um hvar hann bj\u00f3 h\u00e9r um \u00e1ri\u00f0 og hj\u00f3lu\u00f0um svo me\u00f0fram \u00e1nni, \u00e1ttum eftir a\u00f0 fara svol\u00edtinn st\u00edg \u00fear og \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki gali\u00f0, h\u00fasin \u00fear \u00fdmist sva\u00f0alegar villur e\u00f0a sm\u00e1 h\u00faskofar (sem tilheyra sennilega upprunalegum \u00edb\u00faum). \u00dea\u00f0an f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0ina og \u00feegar upp var sta\u00f0i\u00f0 var \u00feetta r\u00fantur upp \u00e1 t\u00e6pa 8 k\u00edl\u00f3metra, \u00e1g\u00e6tlega af s\u00e9r viki\u00f0 enda h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 veri\u00f0 \u00ed lata g\u00edrnum undanfari\u00f0 og ekki hj\u00f3la\u00f0 miki\u00f0. Skottan er l\u00edka als\u00e6l me\u00f0 \u00feennan fer\u00f0am\u00e1ta og m\u00e1tti varla vera a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara \u00far kerrunni til a\u00f0 gefa \u00f6ndunum \u00e1 Eg\u00e1nni brau\u00f0. Svo dagskr\u00e1in \u00ed dag hefur veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 allra besta m\u00f3ti fyrir hana – og versna\u00f0i ekki \u00feegar verslunarfer\u00f0in var b\u00fain og \u00ed farteskinu eitt stykki terta \ud83d\ude42 \u00cd kv\u00f6ld \u00e1 svo a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta reyna \u00e1 \u00fatlenska lambakj\u00f6ti\u00f0, keyptum innanl\u00e6ri af n\u00fdsj\u00e1lensku, ver\u00f0ur fr\u00f3\u00f0legt a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa \u00fea\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 gripum reyndar tv\u00e6r snei\u00f0ar af k\u00e1lfakj\u00f6ti svona til a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1 kantinum til vara…<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e6r systur voru m\u00e6ldar \u00ed morgun. Strumpan or\u00f0in 137 sentimetrar og 30,7 k\u00edl\u00f3, Skottan aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti um 86 sentimetrar og 11,3 k\u00edl\u00f3. \u00c9g man ekki samb\u00e6rilegar t\u00f6lur fyrir Strumpuna en r\u00e1mar \u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan hafi veri\u00f0 l\u00e6gri, byggt \u00e1 \u00feeirri kenningu a\u00f0 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er tveggja \u00e1ra hafi ma\u00f0ur n\u00e1\u00f0 helmingi af endanlegri h\u00e6\u00f0 (ok, kenningin er v\u00e6ntanlega rugl, amk eru str\u00e1kar venjulega ekki h\u00e6rri en stelpur \u00e1 \u00feessum aldri, kannski gildir \u00feetta bara um stelpur \ud83d\ude42 en sem sagt finnst m\u00e9r eins og tala Strumpunnar hafi bent til \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00fan yr\u00f0i um 165 sentimetrar. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i henni a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hef\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 eldri systur v\u00e6ru l\u00e6gri en yngri systur. \u00dea\u00f0 gildir alla vega \u00ed eina tilfellinu sem skiptir m\u00e1li, \u00fe.e.a.s. hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og \u00d6nnu \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Svo f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed krabbameinssko\u00f0un \u00e1 f\u00f6studaginn, um a\u00f0 gera a\u00f0 nota t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 fr\u00edkeypis. \u00dea\u00f0 var ekkert klefad\u00e6mi a\u00f0 fara \u00ed slopp h\u00e9r, bara vesg\u00fa og kl\u00e6ddu \u00feig \u00far \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g set upp hanska. \u00c9g t\u00f3k \u00feessu me\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00edskri r\u00f3 enda alv\u00f6n og haf\u00f0i\u00a0 l\u00edka \u00ed huga a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 minnsta kosti ekki Orri, bara einhver S\u00f8ren sem \u00e9g myndi ekki \u00feekkja aftur \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e9g s\u00e6i hann \u00fati \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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