{"id":710,"date":"2012-04-03T15:25:07","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T15:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gama.truflun.net\/kisumamma\/?p=710"},"modified":"2012-04-03T15:25:07","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T15:25:07","slug":"heilsuposturinn-vidkvaemir-hlaupi-yfir-fyrsta-hlutann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/kisumamma\/2012\/04\/03\/heilsuposturinn-vidkvaemir-hlaupi-yfir-fyrsta-hlutann\/","title":{"rendered":"Heilsup\u00f3sturinn (vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mir hlaupi yfir fyrsta hlutann)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Strumpan var a\u00f0alefni s\u00ed\u00f0ustu f\u00e6rslu, h\u00fan er n\u00fa b\u00fain a\u00f0 n\u00e1 s\u00e9r vel, l\u00edtur or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feokkalega \u00fat en \u00fer\u00e1ir heitast a\u00f0 veikjast aftur, bara v\u00e6gar \u00ed \u00feetta skipti\u00f0, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fej\u00f3nustan er n\u00e1nast or\u00f0in &#8222;non existent&#8220; eftir a\u00f0 h\u00fan n\u00e1\u00f0i s\u00e9r \u00e1 strik. Skottan kr\u00e6kti s\u00e9r \u00ed enn eina magakveisuna, svo n\u00fa m\u00e1 s\u00fa eldri horfa upp \u00e1 hvernig er dekra\u00f0 vi\u00f0 litla d\u00fdri\u00f0. M\u00f3\u00f0irin hefur sta\u00f0i\u00f0 sig betur \u00ed hj\u00fakrunarhlutverkinu n\u00fana, \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 \u00e6lur s\u00e9u ofarlega \u00e1 lista yfir \u00fea\u00f0 versta sem h\u00fan veit. En \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 minnsta kosti sk\u00e1rra a\u00f0 standa \u00e1 hli\u00f0arl\u00ednunni me\u00f0 dallinn en a\u00f0 standa \u00ed st\u00f3rfenglegum \u00ferifum, svo \u00fear hefur h\u00fan veri\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0faran\u00f3tt sunnudags. Vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum reyndar a\u00f0 allt v\u00e6ri \u00e1 upplei\u00f0 eftir \u00e6lulausan g\u00e6rdag en eftir ofsafengi\u00f0 ser\u00edos\u00e1t \u00ed morgun, \u00fdf\u00f0ist maginn aftur upp og skila\u00f0i innihaldinu. S\u00ed\u00f0an hefur \u00e1standi\u00f0 lagast, daman bor\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00feokkalega og \u00fea\u00f0 sem meira er, orkan er greinilega l\u00edka a\u00f0 skila s\u00e9r, \u00ed g\u00e6r var h\u00fan svo m\u00e1ttvana a\u00f0 h\u00fan gat varla tala\u00f0, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan hreyf\u00f0i sig en n\u00fana er h\u00fan farin a\u00f0 leika s\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 grunnt \u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0a skapinu og ekki b\u00e6tti n\u00fa \u00far sk\u00e1k a\u00f0 h\u00fan klemmdi sig \u00e1\u00f0an en deyf\u00f0in er \u00e1 undanhaldi.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum lang\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0 afm\u00e6lispart\u00fd fyrir Strumpuna \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judag. Bu\u00f0um \u00f6llum bekkjarsystrunum, \u00e1ttum reyndar bara von \u00e1 \u00feeim helmingi sem haf\u00f0i svara\u00f0 en svo komu allar d\u00f6murnar. Vi\u00f0 s\u00f3ttum \u00fe\u00e6r \u00ed vistun og gengum heim, \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3k reyndar drj\u00fagan t\u00edma af \u00feeim tveimur t\u00edmum sem voru \u00e1\u00e6tla\u00f0ir \u00ed veisluna. Enda f\u00f3r svo a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 gera allt sem st\u00f3\u00f0 til. Strumpan haf\u00f0i me\u00f0al annars plana\u00f0 pakkaleik og stoppdans og tilheyrandi ver\u00f0laun voru kl\u00e1r en svo f\u00f3r a\u00f0 hvorugt komst \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1. Vi\u00f0 vorum svo heppin a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt ve\u00f0ur og \u00fev\u00ed f\u00f3r st\u00f3r hluti veislunnar fram \u00fati \u00ed gar\u00f0i, \u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0al s\u00e1 dagskr\u00e1rli\u00f0ur sem h\u00e9lst inni og sl\u00f3 r\u00e6kilega \u00ed gegn, andlitsm\u00e1lun a l\u00e1 Mummi. Einni d\u00f6munni var\u00f0 a\u00f0 or\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 svona \u00f3keypis andlitsm\u00e1lningu, \u00fea\u00f0 fannst m\u00e9r fyndi\u00f0. Veitingarnar ruku misvel \u00fat, p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kurnar v\u00f6ktu svo mikla lukku a\u00f0 \u00e9g rauk \u00ed a\u00f0 steikja meira, en afm\u00e6liskakan sj\u00e1lf var \u00f3hreif\u00f0. Tv\u00e6r stelpur fengu svo leyfi til a\u00f0 vera lengur, \u00e9g bau\u00f0 upp \u00e1 naglalakk, sem afm\u00e6lisbarni\u00f0 og \u00f6nnur af stelpunum \u00fe\u00e1\u00f0i, auk einnar \u00f6fundsj\u00fakrar Skottu \ud83d\ude42 . Foreldrarnir voru miki\u00f0 fegnir \u00feegar \u00feessu var loki\u00f0 og st\u00f3ra daman s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 sitt. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 n\u00fa a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta a\u00f0 einni s\u00f6gu sem s\u00fdnir a\u00f0 uppeldi\u00f0 hefur a\u00f0 einhverju leyti skila\u00f0 s\u00e9r, ein stelpan kom me\u00f0 tvo &#8222;top model&#8220; br\u00e9fpoka sem gj\u00f6f og Strumpan t\u00f3k vi\u00f0 \u00feeim me\u00f0 bros \u00e1 v\u00f6r enda veri\u00f0 hamra\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera \u00feakkl\u00e1tur me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r. M\u00f3\u00f0irin var sennilega minna \u00feakkl\u00e1t en d\u00f3ttirin.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g \u00e1tti fr\u00e1b\u00e6ra fer\u00f0 til Skagen fyrir 10 d\u00f6gum. Var bo\u00f0in \u00ed sextugsafm\u00e6li hj\u00e1 d\u00f6nsku m\u00f6mmu minni \ud83d\ude42 (e\u00f0a h\u00fan er a\u00f0 minnsta kosti danska amman d\u00e6tranna), h\u00fan \u00e1tti reyndar afm\u00e6li \u00ed desember en h\u00e9lt stelpupart\u00fd n\u00fana. F\u00e9kk far uppeftir me\u00f0 vinahj\u00f3num hennar sem n\u00fdttu helgina \u00ed hj\u00f3nafer\u00f0, \u00e9g gisti heima hj\u00e1 Bente \u00e1samt einni vinkonu hennar. \u00c1 laugardeginum f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed b\u00e6inn me\u00f0 Piu gistivinkonu minni, vi\u00f0 keyptum okkur hr\u00e6\u00f0ileg afm\u00e6lisdress \u00ed Bl\u00e1a krossinum, \u00fea\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0 nefnilega \u00ed bo\u00f0skortunum a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum a\u00f0 vera &#8222;festligt&#8220; kl\u00e6ddar. (Lukkulega getur Mummi nota\u00f0 hluta af m\u00ednu dressi, \u00e9g keypti nefnilega Hawaiskyrtu sem passar svona pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega \u00e1 hann, d\u00e6turnar ur\u00f0u hins vegar \u00f3skaplega s\u00e1ttar vi\u00f0 rau\u00f0a k\u00farekahattinn sem var hinn hlutinn af gla\u00f0lega \u00fatb\u00fana\u00f0inum). Vi\u00f0 vinkonurnar fengum okkur \u00f6l ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 h\u00f6fn, f\u00f3rum s\u00ed\u00f0an heim \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0b\u00fainn h\u00e1degisver\u00f0 og fegur\u00f0arblund \u00ed framhaldi af \u00fev\u00ed. Veislan h\u00f3fst klukka fimm, \u00fea\u00f0 voru 14 d\u00f6mur \u00ed veislunni, \u00e9g haf\u00f0i engar s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur nema b\u00edlstj\u00f3rann minn og gistif\u00e9laga sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i hitt deginum \u00e1\u00f0ur. Bente f\u00e9kk kokk til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 um matinn, \u00fea\u00f0 var hla\u00f0bor\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00f3hemju g\u00f3\u00f0um mat, miki\u00f0 af fiskr\u00e9ttum sem voru algj\u00f6rt g\u00fammula\u00f0i. S\u00ed\u00f0ar um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 voru kokteilar, \u00fea\u00f0 var alveg fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt og me\u00f0 \u00f3l\u00edkindum a\u00f0 veislan skyldi ekki leysast upp \u00ed rugl, mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 veitingarnar. Vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 til \u00ferj\u00fa, \u00e9g sem er engin B manneskja, hef ekki vaka\u00f0 svona lengi \u00ed h\u00e1a herrans t\u00ed\u00f0. Daginn eftir var s\u00ed\u00f0an afgangaveisla og haldi\u00f0 heim seinni partinn \u00ed d\u00e1samlegu ve\u00f0ri enda voru Mummi og d\u00f6murnar \u00fati \u00ed gar\u00f0verkum \u00feegar \u00e9g kom.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g er a\u00f0eins farin a\u00f0 huga a\u00f0 prakt\u00edskum m\u00e1lum fyrir heimfer\u00f0 og me\u00f0al annars haf\u00f0i \u00e9g samband vi\u00f0 leiksk\u00f3lann sem vi\u00f0 s\u00f3ttum um fyrir Skottuna, svona til a\u00f0 athuga hvort ums\u00f3knin v\u00e6ri ekki \u00f6rugglega enn inni. \u00dea\u00f0 kom au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 svo var ekki, \u00e9g \u00feurfi a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja um aftur \u00fear sem ums\u00f3knin var tekin \u00fat \u00feegar vi\u00f0 fluttum og ver\u00f0ur ekki gild fyrr en vi\u00f0 flytjum heim aftur og \u00fear af lei\u00f0andi frekar \u00f3l\u00edklegt a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 f\u00e1um inni \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3lanum sem vi\u00f0 s\u00f3ttum um. \u00c9g er hundf\u00fal, \u00feetta er eini leiksk\u00f3linn sem heita m\u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00ed n\u00e1grenni vi\u00f0 okkur og er ekki algj\u00f6rlega \u00fat lei\u00f0 fyrir okkur (\u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 segja Mumma, allir leiksk\u00f3lar eru \u00far lei\u00f0 fyrir mig.) \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir hins vegar ekkert a\u00f0 vera \u00ed f\u00fdlu yfir \u00feessu, vi\u00f0 erum \u00e1kve\u00f0in a\u00f0 ef h\u00fan f\u00e6r ekki inni \u00fearna, \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur h\u00fan f\u00e6r\u00f0 til um lei\u00f0 og t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri gefst, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e9g s\u00e9 frekar \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra krakka til \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 keyra Skottuna n\u00e6stu \u00ferj\u00fa \u00e1rin. B\u00fain a\u00f0 nj\u00f3ta \u00feess a\u00f0 geta gengi\u00f0 \u00ed vetur og vil endilega eiga kost \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1fram.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strumpan var a\u00f0alefni s\u00ed\u00f0ustu f\u00e6rslu, h\u00fan er n\u00fa b\u00fain a\u00f0 n\u00e1 s\u00e9r vel, l\u00edtur or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feokkalega \u00fat en \u00fer\u00e1ir heitast a\u00f0 veikjast aftur, bara v\u00e6gar \u00ed \u00feetta skipti\u00f0, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fej\u00f3nustan er n\u00e1nast or\u00f0in &#8222;non existent&#8220; eftir a\u00f0 h\u00fan n\u00e1\u00f0i s\u00e9r \u00e1 strik. 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