Skrifa\u00f0: 10. (11.) ma\u00ed 00:00 a\u00f0 d\u00f6nskum t\u00edma en 22:00 a\u00f0 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma.\n<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 l\u00f6g\u00f0um af sta\u00f0 \u00e1 flugv\u00f6llinn mj\u00f6g t\u00edmanlega og vorum komin mj\u00f6g t\u00edmanlega. \u00dea\u00f0 fyrsta sem \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00feegar \u00e9g kom \u00e1 flugv\u00f6llinn var a\u00f0 keyra n\u00e6stum \u00e1 h\u00fasi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 n\u00e1ungunum sem eru n\u00fana a\u00f0 passa b\u00edlinn minn, \u00feeir t\u00f3ku \u00fev\u00ed ekkert illa. N\u00e6st villtumst vi\u00f0 inn um vitlausan inngang \u00e1 flugst\u00f6\u00f0inni en \u00fea\u00f0 kom ekki a\u00f0 s\u00f6k. \u00c9g er \u00e1kaflega klaufalegur fer\u00f0alangur enda \u00f3vanur, \u00e9g spur\u00f0i heimskulegra spurninga og f\u00f3r kj\u00e1nalegar lei\u00f0ir.\n<\/p>\n
Eftir a\u00f0 hafa komist \u00ed gegnum tollinn sko\u00f0u\u00f0um vi\u00f0 DutyFree sem var \u00f3heillandi, vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 kaffistofuna \u00fearna \u00e1 Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e1 \u00e1kaflega b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 skilja hvers vegna kaffistofan \u00fearna er einsog annarsflokks sveitasjoppa upp \u00e1 \u00farvali\u00f0. \u00c9g f\u00e9kk m\u00e9r upphita\u00f0a pizzu sem var reyndar \u00e1g\u00e6t. \u00c1 kaffistofunni \u00e6tla\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 Mark Steel e\u00f0a Woody Allen \u00ed mp3-spilaranum m\u00ednum en \u00fe\u00e1 kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 spilarinn haf\u00f0i br\u00e6tt batter\u00edin. \u00c9g prufa\u00f0i a\u00f0 setja n\u00fd batter\u00ed \u00ed en spilarinn br\u00e1st vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hra\u00f0spila Mark Steel fyrirlestra um lausnir \u00e1 hinum og \u00feessum m\u00e1lum. m\u00ednus fyrir B\u00f3nus fyrir a\u00f0 hafa selt m\u00e9r \u00feennan spilara.\n<\/p>\n
Annar galli \u00e1 Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0 er salernisa\u00f0sta\u00f0an, ef karlma\u00f0ur er vel vaxinn ni\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 ba\u00f0ar hann vininn \u00ed kl\u00f3settvatni ef hann v\u00e6ri n\u00f3gu heimskur a\u00f0 setjast ni\u00f0ur.\n<\/p>\n
Til a\u00f0 halda \u00e1fram \u00feemanu f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 snemma a\u00f0 hli\u00f0inu okkar en \u00fe\u00e1 kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 fluginu haf\u00f0i seinka\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a heillengi. A\u00f0 lokum kom tilkynning \u00e1 skj\u00e1inn um a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 skyldum fara a\u00f0 hli\u00f0inu en \u00fea\u00f0 var bara plat svo vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00fearna standandi \u00e1 me\u00f0an afgrei\u00f0slust\u00falkurnar \u00fatlistu\u00f0u h\u00e1lfgelgjuleg vandam\u00e1l s\u00edn.\n<\/p>\n
\u00cd flugv\u00e9linni s\u00e1tum vi\u00f0 fremst enda vorum vi\u00f0 eiginlega fyrst. \u00dea\u00f0 var undarlega ra\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00e6tin, einhver ma\u00f0ur var settur vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 okkur \u00fe\u00f3 n\u00f3g v\u00e6ri af lausum s\u00e6tum (jafnvel \u00feremur saman), n\u00e1unginn stakk af eftir flugtak og ba\u00f0 mig a\u00f0 taka \u00fea\u00f0 ekki pers\u00f3nulega. M\u00e9r er meinilla vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 flj\u00faga \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var m\u00e9r gle\u00f0iefni a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat stungi\u00f0 Mark Steel \u00ed fart\u00f6lvuna og hlusta\u00f0 \u00e1 lausnir \u00e1 \u00feeim vandam\u00e1lum sem fylgja tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0um, menntun, l\u00edfinu og fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lum.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c1 lei\u00f0inni benti flugstj\u00f3rinn okkur \u00e1 hitt og \u00feetta landslag sem vakti ekki mikla lukku hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g vissi ekki hva\u00f0 \u00e9g var a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1, \u00feetta var eiginlega einsog a\u00f0 f\u00e1 b\u00fat af landakorti \u00e1n nokkura \u00f6rnefna. Lendingin var allt \u00ed lagi, \u00e9g var \u00fe\u00f3 me\u00f0 hellur og lei\u00f0indi.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g var flj\u00f3tur a\u00f0 muna eftir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er sem \u00e9g \u00feoli ekki vi\u00f0 Dani, helv\u00edtis reykingar \u00fatum allt, allir vir\u00f0ast reykja og \u00feeir vir\u00f0ast gera \u00fea\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hvert t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri. Lestin sem flutti okkur \u00e1 Hovedb\u00e5negarden kom eftir a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um fengi\u00f0 a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00ed svona h\u00e1lft\u00edma me\u00f0 reykjandi D\u00f6num, lestin var full en \u00fe\u00f3 framf\u00f6r \u00fear sem engar reykingar voru \u00fear.\n<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 n\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 finna L\u00f6ven nokku\u00f0 flj\u00f3tt, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00e6gilega sta\u00f0sett me\u00f0 7-eleven r\u00e9tt hj\u00e1. \u00dea\u00f0 gekk hins vegar illa a\u00f0 komast inn \u00e1 Lj\u00f3ni\u00f0, hur\u00f0in vildi ekki opnast \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 kallinn stu\u00f0a\u00f0i okkur upp, a\u00f0 lokum \u00feurfti hann a\u00f0 koma og hj\u00e1lpa okkur inn. \u00dea\u00f0 gekk illa hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 skilja n\u00e1ungann enda var \u00e9g or\u00f0inn svolti\u00f0 steiktur \u00e1 \u00feessum punkti, gleymum ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g byrja\u00f0i daginn \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara \u00ed pr\u00f3f.\n<\/p>\n
Eftir a\u00f0 hafa hent fr\u00e1 okkur draslinu \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00fat a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a, v\u00f6ldum einhvern allyoucaneat pizzusta\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Hovedb\u00e5negarden sem var \u00ed raun bara mj\u00f6g f\u00ednn. \u00c9g \u00e1tti reyndar \u00e1kaflega b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 tj\u00e1 mig vi\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0slumanninn enda steiktari en DeepPanPizzan.\n<\/p>\n
\u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum heim f\u00f6gnu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00feeirri \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un a\u00f0 panta herbergi me\u00f0 s\u00e9r kl\u00f3setti og sturtu, \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00e1kaflega notalegur endir \u00e1 deginum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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