Klukkan 21:49 a\u00f0 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma e\u00f0a 23:49 a\u00f0 d\u00f6nskum t\u00edma \u00feann 11. ma\u00ed. V\u00e6ntanlega eru l\u00edka komnar inn myndir og \u00fe\u00e1 er v\u00e6ntanlega hlekkur \u00e1 or\u00f0inu myndir.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 v\u00f6knu\u00f0um ekki eldsnemma \u00ed morgun enda enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma, vi\u00f0 vorum komin \u00fat um h\u00e1lfellefu og r\u00f6ltum til a\u00f0 finna netkaffih\u00fas sem vi\u00f0 fundum, \u00fear sendi \u00e9g inn s\u00ed\u00f0ustu dagb\u00f3karf\u00e6rslu.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00ed d\u00fdragar\u00f0inn, fengum vi\u00f0 innganginn \u00edtarlegan b\u00e6kling \u00e1 s\u00e6nsku, \u00e9g hef aldrei \u00e1\u00f0ur fari\u00f0 \u00ed neinn d\u00fdragar\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i mj\u00f6g gaman a\u00f0 \u00feessu. Ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0ur dagsins voru a\u00f0 lj\u00f3n og t\u00edgrisd\u00fdr eru lei\u00f0inleg d\u00fdr \u00e1 me\u00f0an hl\u00e9bar\u00f0arnir halda upp hei\u00f0ri kattanna.<\/p>\n
F\u00edlarnir voru misskemmtilegir, einn var \u00fe\u00f3 svalur og festi me\u00f0al annars trj\u00e1grein \u00e1 milli ranans og tannar \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 taka nokku\u00f0 meira eftir \u00fev\u00ed en ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i slett s\u00f3su \u00ed skeggi\u00f0 mitt.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g var \u00e1kaflega veikur fyrir lamad\u00fdrunum, s\u00e9rstaklega einu sem kom alveg upp a\u00f0 m\u00e9r, \u00e9g n\u00e1\u00f0i g\u00f3\u00f0ri mynd \u00fear.<\/p>\n
Aparnir voru margir mj\u00f6g skemmtilegir og \u00fe\u00e1 voru bav\u00edanarnir s\u00e9rlega \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ir, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f3tr\u00falegt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 finnist h\u00e1lfvitar sem neita \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um skyldir \u00f6pum (e\u00f0a einsog \u00e9g segi: Vi\u00f0 erum \u00f6ll apar) \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur getur s\u00e9\u00f0 hve mannlegir \u00feeir eru. \u00c9g var \u00e1kaflega hrifinn af einum g\u00f6mlum apa en pari\u00f0 me\u00f0 litla kr\u00edli\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00f3 skemmtilegast, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar mamman h\u00e9lt \u00ed skotti\u00f0 \u00e1 krakkanum til a\u00f0 hann f\u00e6ri s\u00e9r ekki a\u00f0 vo\u00f0a.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 skruppum inn \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 n\u00e6turd\u00fdrah\u00fas \u00fear sem allt var dimmt, \u00fear n\u00e1\u00f0u le\u00f0urbl\u00f6kurnar a\u00f0 hr\u00e6\u00f0a mig. Rotturnar sem voru \u00ed bo\u00f0i kl\u00f3ak\u00fej\u00f3nustunnar s\u00fdndu sig ekki en \u00e1 m\u00f3ti kom m\u00farmeld\u00fdri\u00f0 (held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 m\u00farmeld\u00fdr) sem, samkv\u00e6mt uppsetningunni, b\u00fdr \u00ed ruslutunnum \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 var gaman a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 g\u00edrafa og nashyrninga en \u00feeir voru ekki me\u00f0 neitt „show“ \u00f3l\u00edkt \u00edsbirninum sem dansa\u00f0i fr\u00edst\u00e6l.<\/p>\n
Upp\u00e1haldsd\u00fdri\u00f0 okkar Eygl\u00f3ar er d\u00fdr sem \u00e9g kann ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 nefna, man ekki einu sinni enska nafni\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki \u00f3svipa\u00f0 bifri og er miki\u00f0 \u00ed vatni, \u00feetta er reyndar l\u00edka auglj\u00f3slega t\u00f6luvert skylt naggr\u00edsi. Vi\u00f0 fengum a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 d\u00fdrin e\u00f0la sig og s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9ta, \u00fe\u00e1 var d\u00e1samlega fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 einn nagbifurgr\u00edsinn ey\u00f0a heill\u00f6ngum t\u00edma \u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feurrka s\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann f\u00f3r a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r gulr\u00f3t.<\/p>\n
\u00cd h\u00fasd\u00fdragar\u00f0inum hitti \u00e9g gamla geit og f\u00e9kk mynd af m\u00e9r me\u00f0 henni. Danir eru greinilega miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00fdta \u00feennan h\u00fasd\u00fdragar\u00f0 til a\u00f0 fr\u00e6\u00f0a krakkana um hva\u00f0an kj\u00f6t kemur, m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti samt \u00f3\u00fearfi af \u00feeim a\u00f0 hafa mynd af steiktum naggr\u00eds.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g var \u00e1kaflega gla\u00f0ur a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 risaskjaldb\u00f6ku, ma\u00f0ur skilur alveg af hverju \u00feessi d\u00fdr voru valin til \u00feess a\u00f0 bera heiminn \u00e1 bakinu, Great-A-Tuin. Skjaldb\u00f6kur alla lei\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur. Vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um l\u00edka litlar skjaldb\u00f6kur sem var gaman af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er einmitt a\u00f0 lesa um \u00feesslags b\u00f6kur \u00ed Small Gods.<\/em><\/p>\n Eitt \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0asta sem vi\u00f0 afi spj\u00f6llu\u00f0um um \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann d\u00f3 var \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri nau\u00f0synlegt fyrir mig a\u00f0 fara \u00ed d\u00fdragar\u00f0inn \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn n\u00e6st \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e6ri \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g sleppti \u00fev\u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ast.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 Bakken og til \u00feess br\u00faktum vi\u00f0 lestina. Vi\u00f0 fengum g\u00f3\u00f0ar lei\u00f0beiningar og voru meira\u00f0segja svo heppin a\u00f0 lestin var \u00e1 sporinu einmitt \u00feegar vi\u00f0 komum ni\u00f0ur. \u00c9g f\u00f3r reyndar a\u00f0 p\u00e6la a\u00f0eins \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed hvers vegna t\u00edmasetningin passa\u00f0i ekki vi\u00f0 lestarplani\u00f0 sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i en \u00e9g h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 a\u00f0 allar stoppist\u00f6\u00f0varnar p\u00f6ssu\u00f0u vi\u00f0 plani\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u00c9g byrja\u00f0i aftur a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur \u00feegar lestin stoppa\u00f0i ekki \u00ed Klampenborg \u00fear sem Bakken er. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 spyrja konuna sem var einmitt a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 tj\u00e9kka mi\u00f0ana okkar um \u00feetta, h\u00fan uppl\u00fdsti okkur um a\u00f0 \u00feessi lest stoppa\u00f0i ekki \u00ed Klampenborg, konan sko\u00f0a\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an mi\u00f0ana okkar og sag\u00f0i okkur a\u00f0 fara af fyrsta farr\u00fdmi (Strax!). Konan sag\u00f0i n\u00e6st parinu sem var me\u00f0 okkur \u00fearna a\u00f0 hypja sig af fyrsta farr\u00fdmi l\u00edka, \u00fe\u00e1 fatta\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feetta par var ekki danskt en \u00e9g hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 sagt sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00feetta var eina f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem settist me\u00f0 okkur \u00ed reyklausa hlutann.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 r\u00f6ltum um lestina me\u00f0 hinum \u00fatlendingunum en fundum ekkert s\u00e6ti, vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 fara ekki lengra \u00fat \u00e1 Sj\u00e1land og f\u00f3rum \u00fat \u00e1 n\u00e6sta stoppi sem var Kokkedal. Eftir a\u00f0 hafa sko\u00f0a\u00f0 lei\u00f0ab\u00f3kina vel og vandlega fundum vi\u00f0 \u00fat hvers vegna lestin haf\u00f0i ekki stoppa\u00f0 \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum sta\u00f0, \u00feetta var einhvers konar hra\u00f0lest. Vi\u00f0 fundum l\u00edka \u00fat hva\u00f0a lest vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum a\u00f0 taka til baka en \u00feurftum reyndar a\u00f0 vanda okkur vi\u00f0 vali\u00f0 \u00e1 lest af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e1 sama t\u00edma \u00e1tti einmitt a\u00f0 koma hra\u00f0lest sem einmitt sleppti Klampenborg l\u00edka.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 n\u00e1\u00f0um r\u00e9ttri lest og endu\u00f0um \u00ed Klampenborg, \u00fear f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0 og fengum lei\u00f0beiningar a\u00f0 Bakken. Vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um eftir sm\u00e1 umhugsun a\u00f0 kaupa okkur „kort“ \u00ed allar fer\u00f0irnar til \u00feess a\u00f0 prufa sem mest, \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki g\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum fyrst \u00ed klessub\u00edlana sem var gaman, fullt af gelgjustr\u00e1kum a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fatr\u00e1s fyrir horm\u00f3nana s\u00edna klesstu \u00e1 okkur \u00ed s\u00edfellu \u00e1 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 ger\u00f0um \u00feetta r\u00e9tt og keyr\u00f0um bara \u00ed hringi…<\/p>\n N\u00e6st stukkum vi\u00f0 upp \u00ed hringekju enda er ekki laust vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi fengi\u00f0 sm\u00e1 \u00ed baki\u00f0 af klessub\u00edlunum. Hringekjan var st\u00f3rf\u00edn fyrir r\u00f3mant\u00edska pari\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u00de\u00e1 kom a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 st\u00f6kkva bara \u00ed n\u00e6sta t\u00e6ki, \u00fea\u00f0 minnti mig \u00f6rl\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1 kolkrabbann \u00ed Hverager\u00f0i (var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki kolkrabbi) \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i ekki \u00e1hyggjur, st\u00f3r mist\u00f6k. T\u00e6ki\u00f0 snerist upp og ni\u00f0ur fram og til baka, m\u00e9r fannst einsog lappirnar m\u00ednar myndu slengjast utan \u00ed eitthva\u00f0. \u00deetta t\u00e6ki var samt ekki ofursl\u00e6mt, \u00ed raun bara sm\u00e1 skemmtilegt.<\/p>\n Eftir \u00feessa l\u00edfsreynslu \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 sem l\u00edktist hringekju, reyndar hra\u00f0skrei\u00f0ri hringekju en \u00e9g bj\u00f3st ekki vi\u00f0 neinu h\u00e6ttulegu \u00fe\u00f3 \u00feetta h\u00e9ti Astrotest e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edka, \u00feetta voru st\u00e6rstu mist\u00f6k dagsins. Afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn, sem h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri Sv\u00edi bau\u00f0 okkur a\u00f0 vera \u00ed sama vagninum sem vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1\u00f0um. Okkur br\u00e1 a\u00f0eins \u00feegar a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um a\u00f0 hringekjan virtist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0eins upp og ni\u00f0ur, okkur br\u00e1 meira \u00feegar vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um a\u00f0 hringekjan f\u00f3r a\u00f0allega bara upp. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00f3tal hringi \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 vorum miki\u00f0 \u00e1 hvolfi. Ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 einn \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i \u00e9g v\u00e6ntanlega gefi\u00f0 eftir og \u00e6lt e\u00f0a leyft m\u00e9r a\u00f0 falla \u00ed yfirli\u00f0, \u00e9g eyddi fer\u00f0inni \u00ed a\u00f0 halda \u00ed Eygl\u00f3 og fara me\u00f0 \u00e1starj\u00e1tningar. \u00deetta t\u00e6ki var ekkert skemmtilegt, \u00fea\u00f0 bara einfaldlega reyndi \u00e1 magann og h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum \u00far \u00feessar „hringekju“ \u00fe\u00e1 settumst vi\u00f0 strax ni\u00f0ur, eftir \u00fe\u00f3nokkurn t\u00edma gengum vi\u00f0 yfir g\u00f6tuna og settumst ni\u00f0ur, n\u00e6st gengum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0eins ni\u00f0ureftir og settumst ni\u00f0ur. M\u00e9r lei\u00f0 afar illa og hef hugsanlega seti\u00f0 \u00ed svona h\u00e1lft\u00edma e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0, Eygl\u00f3 var a\u00f0eins hressari en ekki miki\u00f0, h\u00fan t\u00f3k me\u00f0al annars eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk star\u00f0i \u00e1 mig. \u00dea\u00f0 b\u00e6tti ekki l\u00ed\u00f0an m\u00edna \u00feegar f\u00f3lk gekk reglulega framhj\u00e1 me\u00f0 s\u00edgarettur, \u00fea\u00f0 vekur venjulega hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00f3ge\u00f0stilfinningu og vi\u00f0 \u00feessar kringumst\u00e6\u00f0ur var \u00fea\u00f0 hrikalegt. \u00deegar m\u00e9r lei\u00f0 n\u00f3gu vel til \u00feess a\u00f0 hugsa \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara heim.<\/p>\n Okkur gekk vel a\u00f0 lestarst\u00f6\u00f0inni en \u00feegar lestin f\u00f3r af sta\u00f0 f\u00e9kk \u00e9g aftur \u00ed hausinn og magann, \u00e9g eyddi \u00fev\u00ed fer\u00f0inni me\u00f0 h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 bor\u00f0inu fyrir framan mig. \u00c9g var \u00e1kaflega gla\u00f0ur a\u00f0 komast \u00fat\u00far lestinni en minna gla\u00f0ur \u00feegar \u00e9g gekk beint inn \u00ed s\u00edgarettureyk, \u00e9g komst upp r\u00fallustigann og \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 setjast \u00e1 bak en \u00e1 \u00f6llum bekkjum var reykjandi f\u00f3lk. \u00c9g enda\u00f0i me\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig hrynja upp vi\u00f0 einhverja lyftuh\u00fas \u00e1 mi\u00f0ri lestarst\u00f6\u00f0inni, \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r Eygl\u00f3 a\u00f0 leita s\u00e9r a\u00f0 HIV d\u00f3s sem henni s\u00fdndist vera seld \u00ed sjoppunni \u00fearna. \u00deegar Eygl\u00f3 sneri til baka \u00fe\u00e1 lei\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00e1g\u00e6tlega \u00feannig a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 r\u00f6lta heim.<\/p>\n M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1g\u00e6tlega n\u00fana…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Klukkan 21:49 a\u00f0 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma e\u00f0a 23:49 a\u00f0 d\u00f6nskum t\u00edma \u00feann 11. ma\u00ed. V\u00e6ntanlega eru l\u00edka komnar inn myndir og \u00fe\u00e1 er v\u00e6ntanlega hlekkur \u00e1 or\u00f0inu myndir. Vi\u00f0 v\u00f6knu\u00f0um ekki eldsnemma \u00ed morgun enda enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma, vi\u00f0 vorum komin \u00fat um h\u00e1lfellefu og r\u00f6ltum til a\u00f0 finna netkaffih\u00fas sem vi\u00f0 fundum, \u00fear sendi … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Vi\u00f0 erum ekki Sv\u00edar<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[277,334],"class_list":["post-1033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ferdasaga","tag-q35","tag-danmork-2004"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1033"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23145,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions\/23145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\u00c1 lei\u00f0 \u00e1 Bakken og af Bakken<\/h2>\n