{"id":1039,"date":"2004-05-16T01:02:16","date_gmt":"2004-05-16T01:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/05\/16\/ertu-viss-a-timasetningunni\/"},"modified":"2025-02-18T09:29:06","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T09:29:06","slug":"ertu-viss-a-timasetningunni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/05\/16\/ertu-viss-a-timasetningunni\/","title":{"rendered":"Ertu viss \u00e1 t\u00edmasetningunni?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Skrifa\u00f0 klukkan 00:05 a\u00f0 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma og 02:05 a\u00f0 d\u00f6nskum t\u00edma \u00feann 16. ma\u00ed 2004.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 koma okkur \u00fat\u00far h\u00f3telinu fyrir klukkan 10:00 og \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3kst, vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum s\u00ed\u00f0an me\u00f0 farangurinn \u00ed geymslu \u00e1 Hovedb\u00e5ne. Eftir \u00feetta r\u00f6ltum vi\u00f0 Istegade og sko\u00f0u\u00f0um b\u00fa\u00f0ir \u00fear. \u00dea\u00f0 var eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1kaflega fallegt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Kynl\u00edfsv\u00f6rub\u00fa\u00f0irnar \u00f3ska Mary og Fri\u00f0riki til hamingju me\u00f0 mynd \u00ed glugga, kannski a\u00f0 myndbandi\u00f0 af br\u00fa\u00f0kaupsn\u00f3ttinni endi \u00ed einhverri b\u00fa\u00f0inni. Eygl\u00f3 vildi ekki gefa Svenna og Hr\u00f6nn kynl\u00edfsleikfang fyrir \u00feeirra hj\u00e1lp. \u00c1 Istegade fundum vi\u00f0 loksins b\u00fa\u00f0 sem selur pl\u00f6tur og geisladiska, \u00e9g keypti tv\u00e6r Queenpl\u00f6tur og \u00fea\u00f0 kosta\u00f0i mig bara 75 dkr. \u00c9g f\u00e9kk <em>A Night at the Opera<\/em> me\u00f0 \u00e1kaflega fallegu umslagi og f\u00edna <em>Queen II<\/em> me\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 komum vi\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00ednni pizzab\u00fallu, mj\u00f6g f\u00edn og \u00f3d\u00fdr, s\u00ed\u00f0an villtumst vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 eins \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00e1 Vesterbrogade, Eygl\u00f3 vildi endilega komast n\u00e6r Carlsberg en vi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um bara \u00e1 gir\u00f0ingu. A\u00f0 lokum komumst vi\u00f0 \u00e1 g\u00f6tuna og \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 koma vi\u00f0 \u00e1 netkaffih\u00fasinu okkar til a\u00f0 hv\u00edla okkur a\u00f0eins. Netkaffih\u00fasi\u00f0 ver\u00f0skuldar sm\u00e1 umfj\u00f6llun, \u00fea\u00f0 er t\u00f6luvert fr\u00e1 h\u00f3telinu okkar, \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00ed raun afskaplega erfitt a\u00f0 finna netkaffih\u00fas \u00fearna \u00ed K\u00f6ben, \u00feau eru ekki \u00e1 hverju str\u00e1i. \u00deetta kaffih\u00fas er me\u00f0 nafnspjald sem sta\u00f0h\u00e6fir a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 huggulegasta (hyggeligste) netkaffih\u00fas og t\u00f6lvub\u00fa\u00f0 b\u00e6jarins, \u00fea\u00f0 tel \u00e9g vera lygi \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e9g hafi ekki sko\u00f0a\u00f0 neitt anna\u00f0 netkaffih\u00fas \u00ed b\u00e6num, \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri l\u00edka bara afskaplega sorglegt ef \u00feetta v\u00e6ri satt. \u00dea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfss\u00f6g\u00f0u reykt \u00fearna inni og lofti\u00f0 er afskaplega vont (ekki bara vegna reyksins). \u00deetta var s\u00e6milega \u00f3d\u00fdrt, 15 dkr fyrir h\u00e1lft\u00edma.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum \u00e1fram \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 Strikinu og \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni keypti \u00e9g bol og Eygl\u00f3 einhver f\u00f6t, Eygl\u00f3 keypti s\u00ed\u00f0an l\u00edka buxur \u00ed Taxa. Eygl\u00f3 fannst \u00e1kaflega g\u00e1fulegt a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a Vorfr\u00faarkirkju sem var notu\u00f0 \u00ed giftingu \u00e1 f\u00f6studag, nokkur \u00fe\u00fasund manns \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t h\u00f6f\u00f0u greinilega fengi\u00f0 \u00feessa s\u00f6mu g\u00f3\u00f0u hugmynd og r\u00f6\u00f0in var s\u00fa lengsta sem \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 t\u00f3kum bara nokkrar myndir og h\u00e9ldum \u00e1fram, n\u00fa var komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 leit a\u00f0 kl\u00f3setti. Kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 \u00ed \u00derenningarkirkju var l\u00e6st, ef \u00fei\u00f0 \u00feekki\u00f0 ekki \u00feessa kirkju \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e6ttu\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 a\u00f0 kannast vi\u00f0 turninn vi\u00f0 hana sem er s\u00edvalur.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 r\u00fantu\u00f0um \u00fearna um og \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 lokum a\u00f0 fara \u00ed Illums verslunarmi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ina, \u00fear var kl\u00f3sett \u00e1 hverri h\u00e6\u00f0 og vi\u00f0 fundum loksins eitt sl\u00edkt eftir a\u00f0 hafa leita\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feremur h\u00e6\u00f0um. \u00dea\u00f0 voru fj\u00f6lmargar konur \u00ed bi\u00f0r\u00f6\u00f0 vi\u00f0 kvennasalerni\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 \u00e6ddi inn \u00e1 karlakl\u00f3setti\u00f0 og l\u00e9t va\u00f0a \u00fear, \u00e9g t\u00f3k m\u00e9r st\u00f6\u00f0u fyrir framan \u00fevagsk\u00e1larnar svo a\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 s\u00e6i ekki b\u00fana\u00f0inn \u00e1 \u00feeim sem voru a\u00f0 tappa af. Vi\u00f0 fengum okkur s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 sn\u00e6\u00f0a \u00e1 bakar\u00edi sta\u00f0arins og \u00fea\u00f0 var bara f\u00ednt.<\/p>\n<p>Svo \u00e9g byrji ekki fimmtu m\u00e1lsgreinina \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0 \u00e1 or\u00f0inu vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 sett \u00e9g \u00feetta fyrst \u00ed m\u00e1lsgreinina. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00fe\u00e1 n\u00e6st \u00fat \u00e1 Striki\u00f0 og \u00fear r\u00e1kumst vi\u00f0 \u00e1 The Beerband sem spila\u00f0i Heim \u00ed Hei\u00f0ardalinn eftir a\u00f0 einhver kalla\u00f0i til \u00feeirra a\u00f0 spila eitthva\u00f0 \u00edslenskt, eitthva\u00f0 gamalt og gott. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00f3tr\u00falega miki\u00f0 af \u00cdslendingum \u00ed kringum hlj\u00f3msveitina.<\/p>\n<p>Loksins vorum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 brautarst\u00f6\u00f0ina og \u00fea\u00f0 gekk bara \u00e1g\u00e6tlega, n\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 t\u00f6skunum \u00far sk\u00e1pnum og fundum r\u00e9tt lestarspor \u00fe\u00e1 villandi uppl\u00fdsingar v\u00e6ru \u00e1 skj\u00e1m \u00fearna. Vi\u00f0 komumst \u00fat \u00e1 Kastrup \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 borga\u00f0 fyrir \u00f6ll zone&#8217;in sem vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00ed gegnum. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum \u00e1 Kastrup s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 flugv\u00e9lin var ekki a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00edma sem vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum heldur svona 45 m\u00edn\u00fatum seinna, vi\u00f0 sko\u00f0u\u00f0um mi\u00f0ann okkar og \u00fe\u00e1 kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 okkur haf\u00f0i misminnt t\u00edmasetningin, \u00e9g minnti \u00fe\u00e1 Eygl\u00f3 \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i einmitt spurt hana fyrr um daginn hvort h\u00fan v\u00e6ri viss \u00e1 brottfarart\u00edmanum og h\u00fan var \u00fea\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 settumst \u00fe\u00e1 bara ni\u00f0ur og hv\u00edldum okkur enda dau\u00f0\u00fereytt.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deegar Iceland Express opna\u00f0i loksins b\u00e1sinn sinn f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 og lentum \u00ed bi\u00f0r\u00f6\u00f0, eftir sm\u00e1 t\u00edma opna\u00f0i annar b\u00e1s og vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00feanga\u00f0 en \u00fe\u00e1 bar svo til a\u00f0 fremst \u00ed bi\u00f0r\u00f6\u00f0inni var n\u00e1ungi sem vissi ekkert hva\u00f0 hann var a\u00f0 gera. Hann virtist ekki skilja d\u00f6nsku n\u00e9 ensku og a\u00f0 lokum \u00feurfti hann a\u00f0 skreppa eittva\u00f0 til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed farangurinn sinn sem hann haf\u00f0i af einhverjum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um ekki teki\u00f0 me\u00f0 s\u00e9r. Vi\u00f0 skiptum \u00ferisvar um r\u00f6\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki gott.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 Kastrup \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 okkur a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a og endu\u00f0um \u00e1 Pizza Hut. Pizzurnar \u00fearna voru v\u00e6gast sagt vondar, \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00farvalspizzur \u00ed Danm\u00f6rku \u00e1 einhverjum b\u00fallum og s\u00ed\u00f0an fer \u00e1 \u00feekktan sta\u00f0 og maturinn er bara rusl. Vi\u00f0 v\u00f6fru\u00f0um um verslunarsv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0, \u00e9g keypti m\u00e9r l\u00edtinn deili svo h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 tengja tv\u00f6 heyrnart\u00f3l \u00ed eitt gat. \u00dea\u00f0 gekk \u00e1g\u00e6tlega a\u00f0 fara um bor\u00f0 \u00ed v\u00e9lina en a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfss\u00f6g\u00f0u var h\u00e1lfvitinn \u00far afgrei\u00f0slunni s\u00ed\u00f0astur inn.<\/p>\n<p>Flugi\u00f0 var notalegt a\u00f0 mestu, nokkur \u00f3kyrr\u00f0 reyndar en \u00e9g hlusta\u00f0 \u00e1 Freak Kitchen og Woody Allen. Vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 okkur \u00ed flugtaki sat ein af \u00feessum \u00edslensku fr\u00e6gu manneskjum sem \u00e9g veit ekki fyrir hva\u00f0 er fr\u00e6g fyrir utan einhver \u00e1starsamb\u00f6nd. \u00deessi fr\u00e6ga manneskja byrja\u00f0i \u00e1 a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 reyna komast heim sem fyrst vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00fan hef\u00f0i lent \u00ed b\u00edlslysi og kinninn hennar hef\u00f0i fari\u00f0 illa, \u00e9g svara\u00f0i me\u00f0 einhverju \u00e1kaflega g\u00e1fulegu kommenti sem batt enda \u00e1 samr\u00e6\u00f0ur okkur. Fr\u00e6ga manneskjan var ekki a\u00f0 vir\u00f0a allar reglur og tr\u00f3\u00f0 a\u00f0 lokum matarbakka sem h\u00fan haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a upp\u00far on\u00ed h\u00f3lfi\u00f0 fyrir framan sig \u00feannig a\u00f0 s\u00f3sa lak \u00far, h\u00fan f\u00f3r s\u00ed\u00f0an sem betur fer \u00ed burtu, v\u00e6ntanlega til a\u00f0 sitja hj\u00e1 \u00e1hugaver\u00f0u f\u00f3lki.<\/p>\n<p>Flugfreyjurnar voru \u00e1kaflega duglegar a\u00f0 hunsa Eygl\u00f3 \u00feegar h\u00fan vildi f\u00e1 afgrei\u00f0slu en angru\u00f0u mig nokkrum sinnum \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00fdndi \u00feeim nokkurn \u00e1huga, \u00feau gengu \u00ferisvar fram hj\u00e1 Eygl\u00f3 og \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0asta skipti\u00f0 \u00e6tla\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 toga \u00ed vestis\u00f3l kallsins en r\u00e9tt missti af honum. \u00deegar kom a\u00f0 lendingu \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00f3kyrr\u00f0 og af einhverjum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um byrja\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 n\u00e1ungann fyrir framan mig um sameiginlega flughr\u00e6\u00f0slu okkar, t\u00f6lu\u00f0um me\u00f0al annars hve sl\u00e6mt \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri fyrir okkur a\u00f0 sitja hj\u00e1 v\u00e6ngnum vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 hann skelfur \u00fea\u00f0 miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00edmyndar s\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann rifni af, \u00feetta var skemmtilegt samtal og redda\u00f0i okkur b\u00e1\u00f0um \u00ed gegnum lendinguna.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00cdsland var ekki a\u00f0 vinna <em>Eurovision<\/em>, \u00e9g bj\u00f3st ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed, \u00e9g bj\u00f3st vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00f6gin \u00far undankeppninni yr\u00f0u mest \u00e1berandi \u00e1 toppnum en \u00e9g \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 athuga \u00fe\u00e1 kenningu m\u00edna. Vi\u00f0 lentum \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um me\u00f0 s\u00edgarettukaup og hringdum austur til a\u00f0 vita hvort vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum a\u00f0 kaupa box vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 soft var ekki til, \u00fea\u00f0 er v\u00edst einhver brag\u00f0munur \u00e1 \u00feessu en \u00e9g s\u00e9 n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekki muninn \u00e1 k\u00fak og sk\u00edt. Eygl\u00f3 eyddi heill\u00f6ngum t\u00edma \u00ed a\u00f0 velja s\u00e9r \u00e1fengi, h\u00fan f\u00e9kk n\u00e1tt\u00farulega a\u00f0 kaupa tv\u00f6faldan toll enda fer \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 n\u00fdta m\u00e9r \u00feetta.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 var notalegt a\u00f0 koma heim, \u00fear bi\u00f0u vegabr\u00e9fin okkur, \u00fea\u00f0 var gott a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 f\u00e1 okkur svolei\u00f0is til \u00f6ryggis.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g \u00e1 \u00f6rugglega eftir a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 einhverja punkta \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t um fer\u00f0ina en n\u00fana \u00e6tla \u00e9g \u00ed sturtu og \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 sofa. G\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt og takk fyrir lesturinn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skrifa\u00f0 klukkan 00:05 a\u00f0 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma og 02:05 a\u00f0 d\u00f6nskum t\u00edma \u00feann 16. ma\u00ed 2004. Vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 koma okkur \u00fat\u00far h\u00f3telinu fyrir klukkan 10:00 og \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f3kst, vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum s\u00ed\u00f0an me\u00f0 farangurinn \u00ed geymslu \u00e1 Hovedb\u00e5ne. Eftir \u00feetta r\u00f6ltum vi\u00f0 Istegade og sko\u00f0u\u00f0um b\u00fa\u00f0ir \u00fear. \u00dea\u00f0 var eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1kaflega fallegt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Kynl\u00edfsv\u00f6rub\u00fa\u00f0irnar &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/05\/16\/ertu-viss-a-timasetningunni\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ertu viss \u00e1 t\u00edmasetningunni?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[277,334],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ferdasaga","tag-q35","tag-danmork-2004"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23147,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions\/23147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}