{"id":1125,"date":"2004-07-06T16:29:33","date_gmt":"2004-07-06T16:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/07\/06\/steikti-bjorn-stendur-undir-nafni\/"},"modified":"2019-01-03T20:44:42","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T20:44:42","slug":"steikti-bjorn-stendur-undir-nafni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/07\/06\/steikti-bjorn-stendur-undir-nafni\/","title":{"rendered":"Steikti Bj\u00f6rn stendur undir nafni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/drschnitzel.blogspot.com\/#108912872726365532\">Schnitzel<\/a> bendir \u00e1 a\u00f0 Bj\u00f6rn Bjarnason kemur me\u00f0 alveg <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bjorn.is\/pistlar\/2004\/07\/06\/nr\/2831\">d\u00e1samlega \u00fatsk\u00fdringu \u00e1 brellubralli s\u00ednu<\/a> sem \u00e9g tala\u00f0i um \u00ed n\u00f3tt:<br \/>\n&gt;\u00c9g var einmitt a\u00f0 kanna, hvort ekki v\u00e6ri veri\u00f0 fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 \u00feessum texta \u00e1 vefs\u00ed\u00f0u minni og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera \u00feessa tilraun h\u00e9\u00f0an fr\u00e1 Peking til \u00feess a\u00f0 sj\u00e1, hvort einhverjir s\u00e6tu ekki yfir honum, breytti honum \u00fev\u00ed tvisvar sinnum me\u00f0 stuttu millibli, \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g setti hann aftur \u00ed sitt upprunalega horf. Tilraunin var \u00feess vir\u00f0i, eins og br\u00e9f \u00feitt s\u00fdnir. \u00c9g \u00feakka \u00fe\u00e9r [bla\u00f0amanni Fr\u00e9ttabla\u00f0sins] fyrir a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed henni. Ef h\u00fan ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e9r fr\u00e9ttaefni, sta\u00f0festir \u00fea\u00f0 enn \u00ed m\u00ednum huga, hve mikils s\u00ed\u00f0a m\u00edn er metin og \u00fea\u00f0, sem \u00fear stendur.\n<\/p>\n<p>Var Bj\u00f6rn a\u00f0 plotta svona \u00e6gilega e\u00f0a var hann einfaldlega a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 taugum yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skrifa\u00f0 klausu sem gengur gegn \u00feeirri lei\u00f0 sem r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rnin \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 fara n\u00fana?  \u00c6tlast Bj\u00f6rn \u00ed alv\u00f6runni til \u00feess a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 tr\u00faum a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 bara prakkastr\u00e1kur sem n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00fearna a\u00f0 sn\u00faa \u00e1 vondu Baugsbla\u00f0amennina?  Bj\u00f6rn er svolti\u00f0 einsog krakki sem hefur stoli\u00f0 nammi, \u00feegar upp kemst um \u00fej\u00f3fna\u00f0inn \u00fe\u00e1 er namminu skila\u00f0 og krakkinn segir: <i>&#8222;\u00e9g va&#8217; bar&#8217;a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvort \u00fe\u00fa t\u00e6kir ettir &#8216;essu, \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i alltaf a\u00f0 skila \u00f0\u00ed&#8220;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schnitzel bendir \u00e1 a\u00f0 Bj\u00f6rn Bjarnason kemur me\u00f0 alveg d\u00e1samlega \u00fatsk\u00fdringu \u00e1 brellubralli s\u00ednu sem \u00e9g tala\u00f0i um \u00ed n\u00f3tt: &gt;\u00c9g var einmitt a\u00f0 kanna, hvort ekki v\u00e6ri veri\u00f0 fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 \u00feessum texta \u00e1 vefs\u00ed\u00f0u minni og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera \u00feessa tilraun h\u00e9\u00f0an fr\u00e1 Peking til \u00feess a\u00f0 sj\u00e1, hvort einhverjir s\u00e6tu ekki &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/07\/06\/steikti-bjorn-stendur-undir-nafni\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Steikti Bj\u00f6rn stendur undir nafni<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stjornmal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1125"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16901,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125\/revisions\/16901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}