{"id":1173,"date":"2004-07-26T13:48:52","date_gmt":"2004-07-26T13:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/07\/26\/slokkvilidid-i-ankh-morpork\/"},"modified":"2025-02-21T23:40:14","modified_gmt":"2025-02-21T23:40:14","slug":"slokkvilidid-i-ankh-morpork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/07\/26\/slokkvilidid-i-ankh-morpork\/","title":{"rendered":"Sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed Ankh Morpork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g rakst \u00e1 grein \u00e1 vefriti me\u00f0almennskunnar \u00fear sem v\u00edsa\u00f0 var \u00ed <em>Discworld<\/em>, \u00fear var tala\u00f0 um sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed Ankh Morpork, semsagt The Firefighters Guild.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00cd raun er L\u00fd\u00f0heilsustofnun svona d\u00e6migert brunali\u00f0sbatter\u00ed, sem \u00fearf s\u00edfellt a\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ta tilvist s\u00edna me\u00f0 n\u00fdjum og n\u00fdjum &#8222;far\u00f6ldrum&#8220;. N\u00fa \u00feegar reykingaf\u00f3lki f\u00e6kkar st\u00f6\u00f0ugt \u00fearf stofnunin a\u00f0 finna n\u00fd verkefni til a\u00f0 detta ekki af spenanum. Skemmtilega saml\u00edkingu m\u00e1 finna \u00ed b\u00f3kunum eftir Terry Pratchett. Margar af b\u00f3kum hans um Diskheiminn gerast \u00ed hinni \u00edmyndu\u00f0u borg Ankh-Morpork. Borgin h\u00e9lt eitt sinn \u00fati brunali\u00f0i sem f\u00e9kk greitt fyrir hvern eldsvo\u00f0a sem \u00fea\u00f0 vann bug \u00e1. Sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 var svo leyst upp eftir a\u00f0 framtakssemin var\u00f0 skynseminni yfirsterkari og sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0smennirnir f\u00f3ru um borgina s\u00edkveikjandi \u00ed h\u00fasum samborgara sinna. \u00dearna var opinbert batter\u00ed sem f\u00e9kk greitt fyrir a\u00f0 gera hluti sem \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1tti, t\u00e6knilega s\u00e9\u00f0, ekki a\u00f0 vilja a\u00f0 ger\u00f0ust.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deiglan.com\/index.php?itemid=6476\">\u00d3gnv\u00e6nleg of\u00feyngdar\u00fer\u00f3un \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ar<\/a> \u00deetta er \u00e1kaflega g\u00f6llu\u00f0 l\u00edking hj\u00e1 greinarh\u00f6fundi, \u00ed raun er ekkert l\u00edkt me\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i Ankh Morpork og L\u00fd\u00f0heilsustofnun. \u00dea\u00f0 er kannski vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a s\u00f6gu sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0s Ankh Morpork a\u00f0eins betur. \u00cd b\u00f3kinni <em>Guards! Guards!<\/em> og <em>Discworld Companion<\/em> kemur fram a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 hafi selt vernd, \u00fear a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 ef \u00fe\u00fa borga\u00f0ir sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0inu \u00fe\u00e1 myndu \u00feeir komu og sl\u00f6kkva \u00ed h\u00fasinu ef \u00fea\u00f0 kvikna\u00f0i \u00ed. Vandr\u00e6\u00f0in ur\u00f0u \u00feegar sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0smenn byrju\u00f0u a\u00f0 fara \u00ed h\u00fas, minntust \u00e1 hve eldfimt h\u00fasi\u00f0 virtist vera og a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri n\u00fa sl\u00e6mt ef eitthva\u00f0 skyldi koma fyrir \u00fea\u00f0. Semsagt vernd a\u00f0 h\u00e6tti Maf\u00edunnar. Greinarh\u00f6fundur er hins vegar a\u00f0 vitna \u00ed stutta klausu sem er \u00ed b\u00f3kinni <em>Jingo<\/em> \u00fear sem sagt er a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 hafi fengi\u00f0 borga\u00f0 fyrir hvern eld sem \u00fea\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkti og hafi \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 teki\u00f0 upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 kveikja \u00ed. \u00dea\u00f0 er raunar ekki \u00f3algengt a\u00f0 svona \u00f3samr\u00e6mi s\u00e9 hj\u00e1 Pratchett.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta er \u00fea\u00f0 sem greinarh\u00f6fundur kallar &#8222;opinbert batter\u00ed&#8220; en \u00fea\u00f0 er afar villandi enda voru \u00fea\u00f0 ekki borgaryfirv\u00f6ld sem r\u00e1ku \u00feetta og hafa v\u00e6ntanlega ekkert borga\u00f0 fyrir sl\u00f6kkvistarfi\u00f0, samkv\u00e6mt \u00feeirri \u00fatg\u00e1fu s\u00f6gunnar sem er vitna\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e1 Deiglunni \u00fe\u00e1 eru \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ntanlega \u00feeir sem eiga h\u00fasin sem kviknar \u00ed sem borga sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0inu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deegar sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 lagt ni\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 er ekkert sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0 \u00ed nokkur \u00e1r \u00fear til a\u00f0 l\u00f6gregluma\u00f0ur (ma\u00f0ur er teygjanlegt hugtak \u00ed \u00feessu tilfelli) skipuleggur sl\u00f6kkvistarf me\u00f0 f\u00e9l\u00f6gum s\u00ednum sem eru jafn eldvar\u00f0ir og hann, seinna sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0 Ankh Morpork er semsagt mun frekar opinbert batter\u00ed \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 er afsprengi l\u00f6greglunnar. Seinna sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 er einnig reki\u00f0 \u00e1n hagna\u00f0arvonar, enginn hagnast af sl\u00f6kkvistarfinu.<\/p>\n<p>Spillta sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 var skipulagt \u00e1 forsendum kap\u00edtalismans en hi\u00f0 seinna, sem virka\u00f0i, var svona forr\u00e6\u00f0ishyggjubatter\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g rakst \u00e1 grein \u00e1 vefriti me\u00f0almennskunnar \u00fear sem v\u00edsa\u00f0 var \u00ed Discworld, \u00fear var tala\u00f0 um sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed Ankh Morpork, semsagt The Firefighters Guild. \u00cd raun er L\u00fd\u00f0heilsustofnun svona d\u00e6migert brunali\u00f0sbatter\u00ed, sem \u00fearf s\u00edfellt a\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ta tilvist s\u00edna me\u00f0 n\u00fdjum og n\u00fdjum &#8222;far\u00f6ldrum&#8220;. N\u00fa \u00feegar reykingaf\u00f3lki f\u00e6kkar st\u00f6\u00f0ugt \u00fearf stofnunin a\u00f0 finna n\u00fd verkefni &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/07\/26\/slokkvilidid-i-ankh-morpork\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sl\u00f6kkvili\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed Ankh Morpork<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[1045,163,1013],"class_list":["post-1173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-77","tag-discworld","tag-q178598","tag-terry-pratchett"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1173"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23182,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions\/23182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}