{"id":1282,"date":"2004-09-17T23:09:36","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T23:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/09\/17\/ekki-fara-a-rossopomodoro\/"},"modified":"2004-09-17T23:09:36","modified_gmt":"2004-09-17T23:09:36","slug":"ekki-fara-a-rossopomodoro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/09\/17\/ekki-fara-a-rossopomodoro\/","title":{"rendered":"Ekki fara \u00e1 Rossopomodoro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ef \u00fei\u00f0 nenni\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 lesa \u00feessa \u00fatlistingu \u00fe\u00e1 get \u00e9g \u00ed stuttu m\u00e1li sagt a\u00f0 Rossopomodoro er sk\u00edtasta\u00f0ur, ekki fara \u00feanga\u00f0.\n<\/p>\n<p>J\u00e6ja, vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00e1 Rossopomodoro \u00ed kv\u00f6ld til a\u00f0 halda upp \u00e1 afm\u00e6li tv\u00edbbanna en \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3r illa.  Til a\u00f0 byrja me\u00f0 \u00e1ttum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 reyklausu bor\u00f0i en \u00fea\u00f0 var mislukka\u00f0 nema a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed leyti a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 reyktum ekki, \u00e1 \u00feremur bor\u00f0um sem umkringdu okkur var reykt, \u00e9g kvarta\u00f0i vi\u00f0 yfirmanninn sem sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00feegar f\u00f3lki\u00f0 f\u00e6ri af \u00feessum bor\u00f0um \u00fe\u00e1 yr\u00f0u bor\u00f0in reyklaus, \u00e9g s\u00e6tti mig vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g vildi ekki n\u00f6ldra af miki\u00f0 \u00ed afm\u00e6li stelpnanna.\n<\/p>\n<p>S\u00ed\u00f0an f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 panta, reyndar t\u00f3k \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00f6luver\u00f0an t\u00edma a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fej\u00f3nustu en s\u00ed\u00f0an virtist \u00feetta \u00e6tla a\u00f0 takast e\u00f0a reyndar ekki, \u00e9g var\u00f0 \u00e6vint\u00fdragjarn og ba\u00f0 um steikta pizzu.  \u00dej\u00f3nustuf\u00f3lki\u00f0 var s\u00edfellt a\u00f0 trufla okkur me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 hluti sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um ekki panta\u00f0.  Vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 fengum forr\u00e9ttinn okkar \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum t\u00edma og eftir \u00fe\u00e6gilega langan t\u00edma f\u00e9kk Eygl\u00f3 a\u00f0alr\u00e9ttinn sinn.  Sigga f\u00e9kk l\u00edka mat en fannst hann eitthva\u00f0 skr\u00fdtinn, eftir sm\u00e1 t\u00edma vakna\u00f0i grunur um a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri maturinn hennar Evu og f\u00e9kkst \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an sta\u00f0fest.  Hei\u00f0a, Oddn\u00fd og Gu\u00f0r\u00fan F\u00f6nn fengu matinn \u00e1 cirka r\u00e9ttum t\u00edma l\u00edka.  Vi\u00f0 bentum \u00e1 a\u00f0 Sigga hef\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 vitlaust og eftir sm\u00e1 t\u00edma var eitthva\u00f0 l\u00e1ti\u00f0 fyrir framan mig sem l\u00edktist baka\u00f0ri pizzu (\u00fea\u00f0 sem Sigga panta\u00f0i), mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 vitleysu sem haf\u00f0i vi\u00f0gengist \u00fe\u00e1 ger\u00f0um vi\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 Sigga \u00e6tti \u00feetta.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 \u00feessum t\u00edmapunkti f\u00f3r f\u00f3lk af reykbor\u00f0inu og \u00f6skubakkinn var tekinn, stuttu seinna kom anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk og ba\u00f0 um \u00f6skubakka og f\u00e9kk hann.  \u00c9g spyr hvernig \u00ed helv\u00edtinu \u00e1 bor\u00f0 a\u00f0 teljast reyklaust \u00feegar f\u00f3lk er a\u00f0 reykja \u00ed innan vi\u00f0 h\u00e1lfsmeters fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0?  \u00c9g kvarta\u00f0i aftur en ekkert var gert \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir fyrri lofor\u00f0.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 \u00feessum t\u00edmapunkti h\u00f6f\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Hildur ekki fengi\u00f0 neitt.  Eftir \u00fe\u00f3nokkurn t\u00edma \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e9kk s\u00ed\u00f0an eitthva\u00f0 sem leit alls ekki \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera steikt pizza heldur h\u00e1lfm\u00e1ni, \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1ttu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 okkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem Sigga haf\u00f0i fengi\u00f0 var m\u00edn pizza en \u00feetta var hennar.  \u00c9g f\u00f3r s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a \u00feetta sem var kalla\u00f0 steikt pizza \u00e1 matse\u00f0linum og \u00e9g komst a\u00f0 raun um a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri \u00ed raun dj\u00fapsteiktu h\u00e1lfm\u00e1ni, hvorki \u00e9g n\u00e9 Sigga h\u00f6f\u00f0um lyst \u00e1 \u00feeim vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0i, \u00e9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 steikt pizza v\u00e6ri eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 p\u00f6nnupizzu.  Eftir d\u00e1ltinn t\u00edma \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 spyrja um pizzuna hennar Hildar og \u00fe\u00e1 kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 h\u00fan var ekkert \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni.  N\u00fa voru li\u00f0nar allavega 45 m\u00edn\u00fatur fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 f\u00e9kk sinn r\u00e9tt.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g var or\u00f0inn \u00e1kaflega f\u00fall, \u00e9g ba\u00f0 um a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 hitta yfirmanninn en f\u00e9kk \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.  \u00c9g enda\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera vi\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0slubor\u00f0i\u00f0 (og vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a t\u00f6luvert \u00fear) \u00feegar f\u00f3lki\u00f0 var a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a og \u00fatlista\u00f0i hva\u00f0 hver \u00e6tti a\u00f0 borga, Hildur f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 lokum s\u00edna pizzu og \u00feurfti ekkert a\u00f0 borga (\u00fea\u00f0 var \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem afgrei\u00f0sluf\u00f3lki\u00f0 bau\u00f0st til a\u00f0 gera).  \u00c9g \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i a\u00f0 Sigga \u00e6tti ekkert a\u00f0 borga og a\u00f0 Eva \u00e6tti a\u00f0 f\u00e1 st\u00f3ran afsl\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 maturinn hennar var l\u00e1tinn hj\u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum.  Allir hinir fengu einhvern sm\u00e1 afsl\u00e1tt.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g f\u00e9kk reyndar minnstan afsl\u00e1tt fyrir mig og Eygl\u00f3 enda var \u00e9g or\u00f0inn svo lei\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00feessu rugli, \u00e9g haf\u00f0i reynt a\u00f0 spyrja afgrei\u00f0slumanninn um hi\u00f0 ranga heiti pizzunnar sem \u00e9g panta\u00f0i en hann v\u00e6ldi eitthva\u00f0 um \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingu af \u00edt\u00f6lsku.  Spurning hvort \u00edtalska heiti\u00f0 s\u00e9 heimskulegt til a\u00f0 byrja me\u00f0 e\u00f0a hvort \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0andinn hafi veri\u00f0 l\u00e9legur \u00ed \u00edt\u00f6lsku og\/e\u00f0a \u00edslensku, \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i allavega a\u00f0 s\u00edn \u00e1 milli kalla\u00f0i starfsf\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00feetta dj\u00fapsteikta pizzu en ekki steikta pizzu.  \u00c9g kvarta\u00f0i l\u00edka yfir reyk \u00e1standinu en hann virtist ekki skilja a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feessu (n\u00e1uginn minnti \u00e1kaflega \u00e1 lei\u00f0inlega samverkamann Jennifer Aniston \u00ed Office Space, bara ekki jafn hress).\n<\/p>\n<p>Satt best a\u00f0 segja hef\u00f0i sanngjarnt ver\u00f0 fyrir \u00feessa m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0 veri\u00f0 borgun af h\u00e1lfu Rossopomodoro til okkar, \u00e1 t\u00edmabili vorum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a a\u00f0 ganga \u00fat.  \u00dea\u00f0 er einstaklega lei\u00f0inlegt a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 \u00feola \u00feetta \u00feegar markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 var a\u00f0 halda upp \u00e1 afm\u00e6li.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ef \u00fei\u00f0 nenni\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 lesa \u00feessa \u00fatlistingu \u00fe\u00e1 get \u00e9g \u00ed stuttu m\u00e1li sagt a\u00f0 Rossopomodoro er sk\u00edtasta\u00f0ur, ekki fara \u00feanga\u00f0. J\u00e6ja, vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00e1 Rossopomodoro \u00ed kv\u00f6ld til a\u00f0 halda upp \u00e1 afm\u00e6li tv\u00edbbanna en \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00f3r illa. Til a\u00f0 byrja me\u00f0 \u00e1ttum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 reyklausu bor\u00f0i en \u00fea\u00f0 var mislukka\u00f0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2004\/09\/17\/ekki-fara-a-rossopomodoro\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ekki fara \u00e1 Rossopomodoro<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noldur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}