J\u00e6ja vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 skruppum til Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ar yfir \u00e1ram\u00f3tin, \u00e9g h\u00e9lt dagb\u00f3k sem kemur h\u00e9r a\u00f0 ne\u00f0an \u00ed heild sinni. \u00deetta er l\u00f6ng lesning. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum semsagt a\u00f0allega til a\u00f0 hitta \u00d6nnu systur og Haval m\u00e1g \u00ed Borl\u00e4nge, sem er \u00ed D\u00f6lunum, en eyddum l\u00edka tveimur d\u00f6gum \u00ed Stokkh\u00f3lmi.<\/p>\n
J\u00e6ja, vi\u00f0 erum komin til Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ar. Vi\u00f0 sv\u00e1fum \u00ed svona \u00ferj\u00e1 t\u00edma \u00ed n\u00f3tt. Fengum okkur leigub\u00edl \u00fat \u00e1 BS\u00cd og n\u00e1\u00f0um r\u00fatunni sem f\u00f3r af sta\u00f0 til Keflav\u00edkur klukkan fimm, reyndar \u00e6tlu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera h\u00e1lft\u00edma seinna \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni en vorum bara vo\u00f0alega sn\u00f6gg eitthva\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Flugvallar\u00fatan var \u00fe\u00e9tt setin, \u00e9g hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 fyrstu kaflana \u00far Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency<\/em> \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni. M\u00e1lmleitart\u00e6ki\u00f0 flauta\u00f0i \u00e1 Eygl\u00f3, \u00fea\u00f0 haf\u00f0i fundi\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 m\u00e1lmkennt \u00ed beltinu hennar sem okkur \u00fe\u00f3tti skr\u00fdti\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00feetta virtist a\u00f0allega vera \u00far plasti. Vi\u00f0 byrju\u00f0um \u00e1 s\u00edmakaupum fyrir Eygl\u00f3, gamla s\u00edma hennar var drekkt um daginn. Vi\u00f0 keyptum alveg eins s\u00edma og l\u00e9tum batter\u00edi\u00f0 \u00far \u00feeim gamla \u00ed \u00feann n\u00fdja \u00feannig a\u00f0 s\u00edminn var\u00f0 strax virkur.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 ger\u00f0um hei\u00f0arlega tilraun me\u00f0 a\u00f0 versla vi\u00f0 veitingastofuna \u00e1 Leifst\u00f6\u00f0. \u00c9g t\u00f3k \u00fe\u00e1 undarlegu \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un a\u00f0 kaupa m\u00e9r morgunmat sem samanst\u00f3\u00f0 af einhvers konar pylsum, beikoni, eggjak\u00f6kum, b\u00f6ku\u00f0um baunum og brau\u00f0i. B\u00f6ku\u00f0u baunirnar og pylsurnar voru vafasamar en hitt var \u00e1g\u00e6tt. Eygl\u00f3 \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 spara me\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 s\u00e9r bara kranavatn \u00fe\u00f3 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri v\u00f6ru\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekkert s\u00e9rstakt. Hi\u00f0 \u00f3s\u00e9rstaka vatn var br\u00fant og s\u00e9rlega \u00f3ge\u00f0fellt \u00feannig a\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 keypti s\u00e9r vatn \u00ed fl\u00f6sku. \u00c9g sem h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum besta vatn \u00ed heimi! Allavega er \u00e9g \u00f3vanur br\u00fanu vatni. \u00c9g get \u00edmynda\u00f0 m\u00e9r betri landkynningu en \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 gefa fer\u00f0am\u00f6nnum br\u00fant vatn.<\/p>\n \u00c1 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 s\u00e1tum \u00fe\u00e1 byrju\u00f0u a\u00f0 koma tilkynningar.<\/p>\n Flug XXX til Osl\u00f3ar seinkar…. Alltaf gladdist ma\u00f0ur \u00feegar ekki var minnst \u00e1 Stokkh\u00f3lm en a\u00f0 lokum ger\u00f0ist \u00fea\u00f0, fluginu var seinka\u00f0 til a\u00f0 far\u00feegar fr\u00e1 Bandar\u00edkjunum k\u00e6must \u00ed v\u00e9lina. Vi\u00f0 fengum \u00fear af lei\u00f0andi a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a 45 aukam\u00edn\u00fatum \u00e1 sv\u00e6\u00f0inu. L\u00edti\u00f0 spennandi ger\u00f0ist \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00edma, eiginlega ekkert nema a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00e1 kl\u00f3sti\u00f0 og n\u00e1unginn \u00e1 undan m\u00e9r \u00fevo\u00f0i s\u00e9r ekki um hendurnar.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 komust \u00fat \u00ed v\u00e9l og a\u00f0 lokum komu l\u00edka far\u00feegarnir fr\u00e1 Bandar\u00edkjunum. Flugi\u00f0 gekk vel, \u00e9g hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 Douglas Adams lesa b\u00f3kina s\u00edna og sofna\u00f0i meira\u00f0segja.<\/p>\n \u00c1 Arlandaflugvelli lenti \u00e9g \u00ed n\u00e1kv\u00e6mustu tollsko\u00f0un sem \u00e9g hef lent \u00ed til \u00feessa, f\u00edkniefnahundur sniffa\u00f0i af m\u00e9r (hann \u00feefa\u00f0i reyndar \u00e1 \u00f6llum). Flugv\u00f6llurinn bar \u00feess merki a\u00f0 \u00e1 sama t\u00edma var a\u00f0 koma flugv\u00e9l fr\u00e1 T\u00e6landi, fj\u00f6ldi manns bei\u00f0 eftir \u00e6ttingjum s\u00ednum og sumir voru mj\u00f6g mi\u00f0ur s\u00edn. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 lestinni okkar \u00fe\u00e1 kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 lei\u00f0in \u00feanga\u00f0 var ekki grei\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja upp „kriscenter“ vegna fl\u00f3\u00f0anna \u00e1 ganginum \u00fear. Vi\u00f0 fl\u00e6ktumst upp og ni\u00f0ur lyftur \u00fear til vi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um \u00e1 lestarpallinum um h\u00e1lft\u00edma fyrir brottf\u00f6r. Vi\u00f0 g\u00e1tum slappa\u00f0 a\u00f0eins af \u00fearna.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 var au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 komast \u00ed lestina, \u00fea\u00f0 dug\u00f0i meira\u00f0segja a\u00f0 s\u00fdna bara \u00fatprentun af grei\u00f0slukvittuninni. Reyndar \u00feurftum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 byrja a\u00f0 reka f\u00f3lk \u00far s\u00e6tunum okkar, vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um \u00fearna gluggas\u00e6ti me\u00f0 bor\u00f0, vo\u00f0a k\u00f3s\u00ed. Vi\u00f0 slysu\u00f0umst reyndar til a\u00f0 sitja \u00feannig a\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 f\u00f3r aftur\u00e1bak en h\u00fan f\u00f3r ekki yfirum. Vi\u00f0 keyr\u00f0um \u00ed gegnum \u00f3tal sm\u00e1b\u00e6ji \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um r\u00famum tveimur t\u00edmum seinna \u00ed Borl\u00e4nge, \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni sv\u00e1fum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0eins en \u00e9g hlusta\u00f0i l\u00edka \u00e1 nokkra kafla af Dirk.<\/p>\n \u00c1 lestarpallinum bi\u00f0u Anna og Haval eftir okkur, \u00e9g var reyndar lengi a\u00f0 taka eftir \u00feeim. Vi\u00f0 keyr\u00f0um beint heim til \u00feeirra sem t\u00f3k bara \u00f6rf\u00e1ar m\u00edn\u00fatur. Okkur var s\u00ed\u00f0an bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00e1 p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kur. Eftir p\u00f6nnuk\u00f6kurnar skruppum vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 me\u00f0 \u00d6nnu \u00ed verslunarmi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ina, gengum \u00feanga\u00f0 enda \u00f6rstutt fr\u00e1. \u00dear sko\u00f0u\u00f0u Eygl\u00f3 og Anna heilmiki\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 var l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00e1hugasvi\u00f0um m\u00ednum \u00fearna. Eftir nokku\u00f0 b\u00fa\u00f0arr\u00e1p byrja\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fdta \u00e1 eftir konunum. \u00c9g var byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 finna til \u00ed bakinu enda hefur \u00fea\u00f0 veri\u00f0 sv\u00edvirt undanfari\u00f0 me\u00f0 afar vondum s\u00e6tisb\u00fana\u00f0i flugv\u00e9la. Vi\u00f0 lukum verslunarfer\u00f0inni \u00ed matv\u00f6rub\u00fa\u00f0 \u00fearna og r\u00f6ltum s\u00ed\u00f0an heim.<\/p>\n \u00deegar heim var komi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1 a\u00f0 legga okkur og vorum b\u00e6\u00f0i k\u00f6ld \u00feegar vi\u00f0 v\u00f6knu\u00f0um, vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um l\u00edka lagst beint ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 d\u00fdnuna \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa s\u00e6ng n\u00e9 kodda. Haval var \u00fe\u00e1 r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a tilb\u00fainn me\u00f0 Lasagne’i\u00f0 sitt sem var \u00e1kaflega gott a\u00f0 venju, \u00e9g hef\u00f0i reyndar nota\u00f0 f\u00e6rri gulr\u00e6tur sj\u00e1lfur. Vi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 K-Pax<\/em> \u00e1 me\u00f0an arineldurinn brann, t\u00f6luvert meira ekta en s\u00e1 sem vi\u00f0 fengum \u00ed j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f.<\/p>\n N\u00fa hef \u00e9g fari\u00f0 \u00ed sturtu, skroppi\u00f0 \u00e1 neti\u00f0 og skrifa\u00f0 s\u00f6gu dagsins. G\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt a\u00f0 sinni, \u00e9g veit ekkert hven\u00e6r \u00feetta ver\u00f0ur birt \u00e1 netinu.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 er komi\u00f0 n\u00fdtt \u00e1r. \u00deetta var r\u00f3legur dagur hj\u00e1 okkur, v\u00f6knu\u00f0um seint og s\u00ed\u00f0ar meir. Vi\u00f0 t\u00f3kum sm\u00e1 g\u00f6ngut\u00far um b\u00e6inn n\u00fana s\u00ed\u00f0degis, fundum eina pl\u00f6tub\u00fa\u00f0 sem var opin en \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki miki\u00f0 \u00e1hugavert \u00fear. Borl\u00e4nge er greinilega afar stolt af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Jussi Bj\u00f6rling er h\u00e9\u00f0an, safn og stytta \u00ed b\u00e6num. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum ekki \u00e1 safni\u00f0 og hef\u00f0um v\u00e6ntanlega ekki gert \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 opi\u00f0. G\u00f6tuskiltin h\u00e9r eru mj\u00f6g fyndin, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00feau sem tenjast veginum hans Jussa.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 komust heil \u00e1 h\u00f6ldnu heim, fengum naut \u00ed matinn. \u00cd kv\u00f6ld h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 horft t\u00f6luvert \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarp, me\u00f0al annars k\u00fard\u00edskt sj\u00f3nvarp og s\u00e6nskan spurninga\u00fe\u00e1tt. Um mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti\u00f0 sk\u00e1lu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00ed eplagosi me\u00f0 0,7 % \u00e1fengishlutfalli, \u00fea\u00f0 kom \u00far kampav\u00ednsfl\u00f6sku. L\u00edti\u00f0 um rakettur h\u00e9rna, \u00e9g sakna \u00feeirra ekki.<\/p>\n Letidagur Vi\u00f0 eyddum deginum \u00ed letil\u00edf, v\u00f6knu\u00f0um seint og s\u00ed\u00f0ar meir enda v\u00f6ktum vi\u00f0 frameftir. Vi\u00f0 horf\u00f0um \u00e1 innlenda fr\u00e9ttaann\u00e1linn \u00ed g\u00e6rn\u00f3tt. R\u00daV \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa \u00feetta \u00e1kaflega heimilislegt me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 klippa ekki \u00fat Afsaki\u00f0 hl\u00e9 sem st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3rat\u00edma, eins gott a\u00f0 Sv\u00edar borga ekki fyrir ni\u00f0urhal.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 fengum okkur upphita\u00f0 lasagne \u00ed morgunmat. \u00c9g rakst s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1tt me\u00f0 vinkonu okkur Hafd\u00edsar, henni fr\u00fa F\u00f6tu (e\u00f0a Bl\u00f3mvendi). \u00c9g skrapp me\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 \u00fat \u00ed Sparb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 keyptum fl\u00f6gur og hl\u00e6jandi beljuost.<\/p>\n \u00cd kv\u00f6ldmatinn var l\u00e9ttreyktur lambahryggur fr\u00e1 nor\u00f0lenska, \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur ekki merktur KEA einsog vi\u00f0 Anna hef\u00f0um vilja\u00f0. Hann var \u00e1kaflega g\u00f3\u00f0ur og \u00e9g \u00e1t alltof miki\u00f0.<\/p>\n Bara afsl\u00f6ppun.<\/p>\n \u00cd dag var \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arsorg \u00ed Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 en vi\u00f0 t\u00f3kum l\u00edti\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed. Fr\u00e9ttirnar voru bara einsog s\u00ed\u00f0ustu daga, d\u00e1nartalan er sem betur fer h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 st\u00f6kkva upp einsog h\u00fan hefur gert undanfari\u00f0, \u00fe\u00f3 veit ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 tala \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 h\u00e6kka enn. Framan \u00e1 Aftenposten er mynd af stelpu sem leitar a\u00f0 tv\u00edburasystur sinni.<\/p>\n A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfss\u00f6g\u00f0u getur ma\u00f0ur l\u00edti\u00f0 sagt yfir \u00feessu \u00f6llu, \u00feetta er svo st\u00f3rt a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur n\u00e6r ekki almennilega utan um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g s\u00e1 \u00ed dag fr\u00e9ttir af einhverjum eyjum \u00fear sem flestallir vir\u00f0ast horfnir, l\u00edfi\u00f0 bara \u00feurrka\u00f0 \u00fat. Hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli s\u00e9u m\u00f6rg \u00feorp sem eru horfin?<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 v\u00f6knu\u00f0um eldsnemma \u00ed morgun og f\u00f3rum s\u00ed\u00f0an af sta\u00f0 upp\u00far h\u00e1degi. Vi\u00f0 keyr\u00f0um um Dalina sem vir\u00f0ast vera rangnefndir \u00fear sem h\u00e9r eru f\u00e1ir dalir, fullt af trj\u00e1m samt, \u00feau eru st\u00f3r. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00feanga\u00f0 sem Dalahestarnir fr\u00e6gu eru ger\u00f0ir og t\u00f3kum nokkrar myndir. Vi\u00f0 keyr\u00f0um alla lei\u00f0 til Mora \u00fear sem Vasahlaupi\u00f0 endar. Vi\u00f0 komum s\u00ed\u00f0an vi\u00f0 \u00ed bakar\u00edi \u00e1 heimlei\u00f0inni. \u00dea\u00f0 var kj\u00faklingur \u00ed kv\u00f6ldmat.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 fara ein \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3 \u00ed kv\u00f6ld, v\u00f6ldum National Treasure sem var bara mj\u00f6g f\u00edn af\u00fereyingarmynd. Reyndar f\u00f3r um mig \u00feegar f\u00f3lki\u00f0 var a\u00f0 mis\u00feyrma gersemunum, ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 a\u00f0 nota hanska \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er a\u00f0 me\u00f0h\u00f6ndla svona. \u00c9g fyrirgaf Indy \u00feetta reyndar en hann var uppi \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum t\u00edmum. Annars haf\u00f0i myndin \u00feann fr\u00e1b\u00e6ra kost a\u00f0 h\u00fan h\u00e6tti \u00feegar h\u00fan \u00e1tti a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta.<\/p>\n \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni heim stoppu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00e1 br\u00fa og horf\u00f0um \u00e1 j\u00e1rnbraut fara \u00fear undir, vo\u00f0alega h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 liti\u00f0 heimskulega \u00fat \u00ed augum heimamanna. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 vorum a\u00f0 fara af sta\u00f0 af br\u00fanni komu tveir unglingar \u00e1 eftir okkur, vi\u00f0 reyndum a\u00f0 halda okkur \u00ed fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0 en a\u00f0 lokum t\u00f3ku \u00feeir sig til og hentu bj\u00f3rd\u00f3sunum s\u00ednum \u00ed \u00e1ttina a\u00f0 okkur. Bj\u00f3rd\u00f3sirnar voru h\u00e1lffullar og \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 fari\u00f0 illa ef \u00feeir hef\u00f0u enda\u00f0 \u00ed hausnum \u00e1 okkur. Vi\u00f0 ger\u00f0umst g\u00e1fa\u00f0a f\u00f3lki\u00f0 og komum okkur \u00ed burt, \u00fea\u00f0 kosta\u00f0i sm\u00e1 kr\u00f3kalei\u00f0ir en vi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum sta\u00f0. Anna sag\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00feetta sv\u00e6\u00f0i v\u00e6ri kalla\u00f0 Litla Chicago, h\u00fan l\u00e9t okkur ekki vita af \u00fev\u00ed fyrirfram til a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 yr\u00f0um ekki hr\u00e6dd.<\/p>\n Ef \u00e9g m\u00e1 fyllast \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ernisrembingi augnablik \u00fe\u00e1 get \u00e9g sagt me\u00f0 fullri vissu a\u00f0 \u00edslenskir unglingar myndu aldrei heg\u00f0a s\u00e9r svona! \u00c9g veit allavega ekki um neinn sem myndi s\u00f3a h\u00e1lffullri bj\u00f3rd\u00f3s \u00e1 \u00feennan h\u00e1tt. Verndum f\u00f3lki\u00f0, h\u00f6ldum \u00e1fengisver\u00f0i h\u00e1u.<\/p>\n \u00cd dag f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00d6nnu til Falun. Falun er f\u00edni n\u00e1granni Borl\u00e4nge, miki\u00f0 eldri. Vi\u00f0 byrju\u00f0um a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a Kristinekirkju, n\u00e1\u00f0um sm\u00e1 t\u00edma \u00fear \u00e1\u00f0ur en b\u00e6nastund byrja\u00f0i. N\u00e6st f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0ir, Eygl\u00f3 var\u00f0 brj\u00e1lu\u00f0 \u00ed H&M. S\u00ed\u00f0an f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00e1 bygg\u00f0asafn b\u00e6jarins, \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00e1g\u00e6tt. Merkilegasti hlutur safnsins var egypsk m\u00fam\u00eda sem fannst \u00e1 h\u00e1alofti \u00ed sk\u00f3la \u00fearna, v\u00e6ntanlega var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki upphaflegur greftrunarsta\u00f0ur. \u00dea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0asta sem vi\u00f0 sko\u00f0u\u00f0um \u00ed Falun var n\u00e1man sem b\u00e6rinn er fr\u00e6gur fyrir.<\/p>\n \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum heim f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 innganginum a\u00f0 framt\u00ed\u00f0arsafni en \u00e1k\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 fara ekki inn. Okkur var\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0 til Stebba P\u00e1ls.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00e1 b\u00f3kasafn Borl\u00e4nge, \u00fear t\u00f6lu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 ungan starfsmann (Erik ef \u00e9g man r\u00e9tt) sem haf\u00f0i n\u00fdloki\u00f0 b\u00f3kasafnsfr\u00e6\u00f0in\u00e1mi s\u00ednu. Hann \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir okkur s\u00e6nska flokkunarkerfi\u00f0 sem er mj\u00f6g skr\u00fdti\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er svona aldargamalt og endurspeglast af hugsanagangi \u00feess t\u00edma. A flokkurinn er b\u00f3kasafnsfr\u00e6\u00f0i, B er \u00fdmislegt og C er tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0 vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feau t\u00f6ldust merkileg \u00fe\u00e1. \u00c1 eftir \u00feessu komu hugv\u00edsindi og s\u00ed\u00f0astu flokkarnir voru hin \u00f3merkilegu n\u00e1tt\u00faruv\u00edsindi. Heill b\u00f3kstafur, S ef \u00e9g man r\u00e9tt, var helga\u00f0ur herna\u00f0i. S\u00e1 flokkur innih\u00e9lt ekki margar b\u00e6kur.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 r\u00f6ltum s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0eins um b\u00e6inn og komum okkur heim.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 v\u00f6knu\u00f0um eldsnemma \u00ed morgun og r\u00f6ltum af sta\u00f0 \u00e1 lestarst\u00f6\u00f0ina me\u00f0 Haval og \u00d6nnu. Vi\u00f0 kv\u00f6ddum reyndar Haval \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fear sem hann var a\u00f0 fara \u00ed vinnuna. Einsog okkar er lag \u00fe\u00e1 vorum vi\u00f0 komin snemma \u00e1 lestarst\u00f6\u00f0ina og bi\u00f0um \u00fear \u00ed t\u00f6luver\u00f0an t\u00edma me\u00f0 \u00d6nnu. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um panta\u00f0 s\u00e6ti me\u00f0 bor\u00f0i en \u00feegar \u00ed lestina var komi\u00f0 s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta bor\u00f0 var p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 og alls ekki okkar megin. Sem betur fer var okkur sama um \u00feetta og komum okkur bara fyrir. Vi\u00f0 sl\u00f6ppu\u00f0um af \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni, \u00e9g hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 Dirk Gently<\/em> (\u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0al kafla sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i greinilega l\u00edti\u00f0 heyrt af fyrir svefni \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu lestarfer\u00f0).<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 komust heil \u00e1 h\u00f6ldnu \u00e1 a\u00f0allestarst\u00f6\u00f0ina \u00ed Stokkh\u00f3lmi og \u00feegar vi\u00f0 komum \u00fat af henni s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var ekkert \u00fdkt \u00ed augl\u00fdsingunum, h\u00f3teli\u00f0 okkar var bara hinum megin vi\u00f0 g\u00f6tuna. Vi\u00f0 fengum a\u00f0 koma okkur fyrir \u00ed herberginu \u00fe\u00f3 vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum snemma \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni. Herbergi\u00f0 er \u00e1kaflega notalegt, h\u00e9r ba\u00f0kar og sj\u00f3nvarp. Allt vo\u00f0a f\u00ednt.<\/p>\n N\u00e6st drifum vi\u00f0 okkur af sta\u00f0 \u00e1 kebabsta\u00f0inn sem Haval haf\u00f0i m\u00e6lt me\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00e1kaflega gott. \u00c9g j\u00e1ta a\u00f0 \u00feetta var \u00ed fyrsta skipti\u00f0 sem \u00e9g bor\u00f0a\u00f0i kebab. \u00deegar Eygl\u00f3 haf\u00f0i loksins bor\u00f0a\u00f0 n\u00f3gu lengi \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 finna fer\u00f0amannauppl\u00fdsingaskrifstofuna. S\u00fa leit gekk ekki vel. Spurning hvort a\u00f0 korti\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 keyptum \u00ed Borl\u00e4nge hafi veri\u00f0 \u00farelt \u00fev\u00ed \u00fear sem skrifstofan \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera var TGI Fridays sta\u00f0ur. Vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um loks a\u00f0 koma okkur bara yfir \u00ed gamla b\u00e6inn.<\/p>\n \u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feykir konungsh\u00f6llinn h\u00e9r ekkert spes a\u00f0 utan, h\u00fan er afskaplega kassaleg. Einnig fannst m\u00e9r l\u00edti\u00f0 til St\u00f3ru kyrkjunnar koma, h\u00fan var afskaplega miki\u00f0 bland \u00ed poka. \u00cd slottinu sj\u00e1lfu sko\u00f0u\u00f0um vi\u00f0 vopna-, b\u00faninga-, og vagnasafni\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 var bara gaman, \u00e9g prufa\u00f0i a\u00f0 handleika sver\u00f0 Gandalfs, Bilbo og Aragorns. \u00c9g m\u00e1tti ekki prufa geislasver\u00f0in. Vagnarnir voru svolti\u00f0 skemmtilegir, \u00ed raun voru \u00feeir gervilegri en Hringadr\u00f3ttinssver\u00f0in \u00fe\u00f3 \u00feeir v\u00e6ru ekta. \u00c9g hef fundi\u00f0 svolti\u00f0 fyrir \u00ed bakinu undanfari\u00f0 og mig grunar a\u00f0 \u00fear s\u00e9 um a\u00f0 kenna \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegum flugv\u00e9las\u00e6tum. \u00c9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 koma vi\u00f0 og kaupa m\u00e9r panodil.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 r\u00f6ltum n\u00e6st um Gamla b\u00e6jinn, fundum h\u00fasasundi\u00f0 sem Anna sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g k\u00e6mist ekki fyrir \u00ed. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00ed eina leikjab\u00fa\u00f0 og \u00e9g keypti Discworldspili\u00f0 Thud<\/em>. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00e1 Riddarah\u00f3lm \u00fear sem er kirkja sem einhver risast\u00f3r fugl hefur drita\u00f0 \u00e1. Einn a\u00f0al\u00e1fangasta\u00f0ur dagsins var P\u00f3stsafni\u00f0 \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um byltingarkenndu textana hennar Ekarv. Reyndar fengum vi\u00f0 \u00f3keypis \u00fear inn \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 komum stuttu fyrir lokun. \u00c9g \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 vildum a\u00f0allega sko\u00f0a mi\u00f0ana en ekki gripina, \u00e9g minntist hins vegar \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed gestab\u00f3kinni.<\/p>\n Eftir sm\u00e1 r\u00f6lt \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t endu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu og f\u00f3rum s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 Pizza Hut, Eygl\u00f3 valdi \u00fea\u00f0. Maturinn var svosem f\u00ednn en l\u00edklega er bi\u00f0in helsta einkennismerki \u00feessarar ke\u00f0ju. Vi\u00f0 komum s\u00ed\u00f0an vi\u00f0 \u00ed 7-eleven \u00fear sem \u00e9g komst a\u00f0eins \u00e1 neti\u00f0 og f\u00e9kk loks eina einkunn, 8 \u00ed forspjallsv\u00edsindum. Vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um n\u00e6st a\u00f0 fara \u00ed nuddpottinn og s\u00e1na\u00f0 \u00fearna. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti nuddpotturinn frekar kaldur en s\u00e1na\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g f\u00ednt.<\/p>\n N\u00fana er \u00fea\u00f0 snemma a\u00f0 sofa til a\u00f0 geta nota\u00f0 birtuna \u00ed fyrram\u00e1li\u00f0. M\u00e9r \u00feykir \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt hvernig \u00feeir m\u00e6la t\u00edmann h\u00e9rna mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00f3larganginn, s\u00f3lin sest svo snemma.<\/p>\n Safnadagur \u00ed dag Vi\u00f0 v\u00f6knu\u00f0um snemma \u00ed morgun og fengum okkur morgunver\u00f0 hj\u00e1 h\u00f3telinu. Maturinn var svosem \u00e1g\u00e6tur en vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um kannski \u00e1tt a\u00f0 vakna fyrr til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hann a\u00f0eins ferskari.<\/p>\n Svo r\u00f6ltum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 Konunglega b\u00f3kasafninu. \u00dea\u00f0 var frekar \u00f3a\u00f0la\u00f0andi stofnun, h\u00fasi\u00f0 frekar \u00f3spennandi a\u00f0 utan og a\u00f0 innan var \u00fea\u00f0 afar fr\u00e1hrindandi. Til \u00feess a\u00f0 finna n\u00fdjar b\u00e6kur \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 r\u00f6lta ni\u00f0ur eitthva\u00f0 lengst on\u00ed n\u00fdbygginguna sem hefur veri\u00f0 tro\u00f0i\u00f0 aftan \u00e1 b\u00f3kasafni\u00f0. Reyndar var \u00feessi n\u00fdbygging ekki jafn s\u00far og Svarti dementurinn \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn en notagildi\u00f0 er v\u00e6ntanlega minna. Skemmtilegasti hluti safnsins var lessalurinn, \u00fear voru b\u00e6kur upp \u00ed loft og til a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0 \u00feeim \u00feurfti ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 nota svalir, \u00e9g myndi samt ekki vilja nota lessalinn n\u00e9 vinna \u00fearna. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0arb\u00f3khla\u00f0an komi l\u00edka mj\u00f6g vel \u00fat\u00far \u00feessum samanbur\u00f0i, reyndar l\u00edka vi\u00f0 danska safni\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u00c9g haf\u00f0i reyndar mj\u00f6g gaman a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Dj\u00f6flabibl\u00eduna sem var \u00e1 ne\u00f0stu h\u00e6\u00f0 n\u00fdbyggingarinnar (hj\u00e1 n\u00fdju b\u00f3kunum), h\u00fan var opin \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0u me\u00f0 mynd af dj\u00f6flinum sem \u00e9g hef nota\u00f0 sem skreytingu \u00e1 Vantr\u00fa. \u00deessarri Bibl\u00edu var \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma r\u00e6nt fr\u00e1 Prag.<\/p>\n \u00cd bakgar\u00f0i safnsins var stytta af Linn\u00e9. Vi\u00f0 gengum n\u00e6st af sta\u00f0 eftir g\u00f6tu flokkarans \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0minjasafninu en \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni r\u00e1kumst vi\u00f0 \u00e1 kirkju sem var svipu\u00f0 \u00ed laginu og marmarakirkjan en ekki jafn flott, hvorki a\u00f0 innan n\u00e9 utan. Vi\u00f0 sko\u00f0u\u00f0um kirkjuna l\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 innan vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 eftir svona tveggja m\u00edn\u00fatna sko\u00f0 t\u00f3kum vi\u00f0 eftir l\u00edkkistu og svartkl\u00e6ddu f\u00f3lki sem var a\u00f0 koma inn \u00ed kirkjuna. Gott a\u00f0 \u00e9g var ekki b\u00fainn a\u00f0 taka myndir.<\/p>\n \u00deegar vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um sko\u00f0a\u00f0 hersh\u00f6f\u00f0ingagr\u00f6fina (legsteinninn var skreyttur me\u00f0 fallbyssum) \u00ed kirkjugar\u00f0inum \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 k\u00edkja \u00e1 hersafni\u00f0 sem var \u00fearna upp vi\u00f0 kirkjuna. \u00deetta var eitt af \u00f3keypis s\u00f6fnum b\u00e6jarins, \u00fea\u00f0 var byrja\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessu „Fri entr\u00e9“ um \u00e1ram\u00f3tin \u00e1 m\u00f6rgum s\u00f6fnum. Vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a t\u00f6luvert lengi eftir a\u00f0 safni\u00f0 opna\u00f0i, h\u00fan var svona fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur framyfir \u00feegar \u00feeir opnu\u00f0u. Safni\u00f0 kom hins vegar t\u00f6luvert \u00e1 \u00f3vart. S\u00fdningarnar voru flottar, miki\u00f0 af svi\u00f0setningum sem voru alveg a\u00f0 virka. \u00dea\u00f0 er mj\u00f6g auglj\u00f3st a\u00f0 safni\u00f0 er mj\u00f6g me\u00f0vita\u00f0 um bo\u00f0skapinn, hryllingur str\u00ed\u00f0s er s\u00fdndur (\u00fe\u00f3 \u00feeir hafi ekki haft miki\u00f0 af innyflum).<\/p>\n \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni \u00e1 \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0minjasafni\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00feriggja m\u00edn\u00fatu \u00fe\u00f6gnin. H\u00e9rna stoppa\u00f0i umfer\u00f0in ekki einsog \u00e9g var a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0an \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu en flestir \u00fe\u00f6g\u00f0u. \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0minjasafni\u00f0 var l\u00edka \u00f3keypis en \u00fear var miki\u00f0 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 vinna \u00fearna. Vi\u00f0 fengum okkur sm\u00e1 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1 kaffiter\u00edunni \u00fearna, allt \u00ed lagi matur svosem. Vi\u00f0 byrju\u00f0um \u00e1 a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a gullherbergi\u00f0 sem er \u00ed kjallara safnsins, \u00fear voru fj\u00e1rsj\u00f3\u00f0ir, t\u00f6luvert af hlutum sem Sv\u00edar hafi stoli\u00f0 \u00ed str\u00ed\u00f0unum s\u00ednum. \u00c1 a\u00f0alh\u00e6\u00f0inni var v\u00edkingat\u00edminn, d\u00e1lti\u00f0 af flottum hlutum \u00fear en ekkert sem stendur miki\u00f0 upp\u00far nema kannski m\u00f3deli\u00f0 af v\u00edkingab\u00e6num. Uppi var s\u00ed\u00f0an vefna\u00f0arsafn og s\u00ed\u00f0an fullt af Jes\u00fad\u00f3ti, \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem var s\u00fdnt af t\u00edmabilinu c.1200-2004, hitt var v\u00e6ntanlega loka\u00f0 vegna breytinga. Skiltin \u00fearna voru m\u00f6rg lei\u00f0inleg, textinn var oft \u00e1 s\u00e6nsku, \u00fe\u00fdsku og ensku en s\u00e1 erlendu textarnir voru oft me\u00f0 litlu og lei\u00f0inlegu letri og stundum mj\u00f6g illa sta\u00f0settir, alveg vi\u00f0 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u00c9g skrapp l\u00edka \u00e1 salerni\u00f0 \u00fearna sem teldist n\u00fa ekki merkilega nema fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g kom \u00fat kl\u00f3stinu \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 fl\u00e6ddi upp\u00far annarri pissusk\u00e1linni \u00fearna, verulega \u00f3ge\u00f0slegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 lj\u00f3sgult vatni\u00f0 fl\u00e6\u00f0a \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0. \u00c9g var sem betur fer \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0ri fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0 og gat fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta v\u00f6r\u00f0inn vita. S\u00e1 sem olli \u00feessu hefur greinilega ekki vilja\u00f0 benda \u00e1 \u00feetta sj\u00e1lfur.<\/p>\n N\u00e6st f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00d3skarskyrkju, h\u00fan var frekar l\u00edti\u00f0 spennandi. Vi\u00f0 vorum \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni a\u00f0 Vasasafninu og J\u00fan\u00edbakkanum (Astrid Lindgren-safn) \u00feegar vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um Nordiskasafni\u00f0. Safni\u00f0 var \u00ed svo flottu h\u00fasi, h\u00e1lfger\u00f0um \u00e6vint\u00fdrakastala, a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feurftum a\u00f0 k\u00edkja inn. \u00dearna var l\u00edka \u00f3keypis. \u00cd a\u00f0alsalnum er risastytta af G\u00fastaf Vasa. Safni\u00f0 samanst\u00f3\u00f0 af m\u00f6rgum \u00f3l\u00edkum s\u00fdningum og \u00fe\u00e6r voru margar mj\u00f6g skemmtilegar, vi\u00f0 m\u00e6lum alveg me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlu\u00f0um \u00e1 J\u00fan\u00edbakkann en \u00fea\u00f0 kosta\u00f0i frekar miki\u00f0 inn, stutt \u00ed lokun og allt of miki\u00f0 af f\u00f3lki. Vasasafni\u00f0 var \u00fev\u00ed n\u00e6st \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega \u00f3tr\u00falega flott. Skipi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lft er magna\u00f0, \u00f3skiljanlegt a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk skuli hafa lagt \u00ed \u00feessa framkv\u00e6md og svolti\u00f0 bj\u00e1nalegt mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hvernig f\u00f3r. Vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um \u00fearna \u00e1hugaver\u00f0a heimildarmynd um skipi\u00f0, reyndar var bara veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e6nsku me\u00f0 enskum texta en vi\u00f0 laumu\u00f0um okkur me\u00f0 t\u00faristah\u00f3p sem haf\u00f0i panta\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hana \u00e1 ensku. \u00dea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 flott a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvernig skipi\u00f0 var \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 lag\u00f0i af sta\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00edna fyrstu, hinstu fer\u00f0. Svo vir\u00f0ist sem a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 \u00e1kaflega skr\u00e6p\u00f3tt.<\/p>\n S\u00ed\u00f0an r\u00f6ltum vi\u00f0 af sta\u00f0 til baka, fengum okkur mat en komumst ekki \u00e1 neti\u00f0 \u00ed 7-eleven. \u00dea\u00f0 var vo\u00f0a notalegt a\u00f0 komast \u00ed ba\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0an, \u00e9g var or\u00f0inn svolti\u00f0 aumur \u00ed bakinu.<\/p>\n \u00cd g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00fat. Vi\u00f0 byrju\u00f0um \u00e1 a\u00f0 fara \u00ed 7-eleven til a\u00f0 k\u00edkja \u00e1 neti\u00f0. \u00cd \u00feetta skipti\u00f0 var neti\u00f0 \u00ed lagi en \u00e9g fann ekki mi\u00f0ann me\u00f0 k\u00f3\u00f0anum m\u00ednum. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum aftur \u00e1 H\u00f3teli\u00f0 til a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 k\u00f3\u00f0anum en ekkert gekk. N\u00e6st f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 lestarst\u00f6\u00f0 til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00fat hvernig lestin \u00fat \u00e1 Arlanda virka\u00f0i. Vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um l\u00edka a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 neti\u00f0 \u00fearna. Vi\u00f0 komum vi\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 og eltum s\u00ed\u00f0an uppi mi\u00f0asj\u00e1lfsala. \u00deegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 fikta \u00ed sj\u00e1lfsalanum \u00fe\u00e1 n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fdta einhvern hnapp sem var\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 t\u00e6ki\u00f0 byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 mig, \u00e9g ba\u00f0st afs\u00f6kunar \u00e1 a\u00f0 hafa \u00fdtt \u00e1 takkann. Vi\u00f0 n\u00e1\u00f0um a\u00f0 kaupa mi\u00f0a \u00fe\u00f3 hann hafi veri\u00f0 d\u00fdr. S\u00ed\u00f0an f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 heim \u00e1 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g fann k\u00f3\u00f0ann sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i leita\u00f0 a\u00f0, hann var \u00ed jakkavasanum m\u00ednum.<\/p>\n N\u00fa hef \u00e9g fari\u00f0 \u00e1 nokku\u00f0 m\u00f6rg s\u00e6nsk s\u00f6fn s\u00ed\u00f0ustu tvo daga og \u00fea\u00f0 er eitt afar pirrandi vi\u00f0 \u00feau, eiginlega alls sta\u00f0ar eru skiltin bara \u00e1 s\u00e6nsku. \u00c1 nokkrum st\u00f6\u00f0um var sumt \u00e1 ensku og sums sta\u00f0ar voru einhver spj\u00f6ld me\u00f0 enskum texta sem ma\u00f0ur gat haft me\u00f0 s\u00e9r, \u00e9g nennti \u00fev\u00ed ekki. Ma\u00f0ur gat samt bjarga\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 s\u00e6nskunni. Vasasafni\u00f0 var alger undantekning \u00ed \u00feessu, alls sta\u00f0ar var enskur texti undir \u00feeim s\u00e6nska og alltaf jafn st\u00f3r og s\u00e1 s\u00e6nski. Stundum hef\u00f0i samt veri\u00f0 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 hanna uppsetningu textans betur.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa \u00f3keypis a\u00f0gang a\u00f0 m\u00f6rgum s\u00f6fnum var alveg fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt, vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um varla liti\u00f0 inn \u00ed Nordiska e\u00f0a Arm\u00e9 (hersafni\u00f0) ef svo hef\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0. Held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 gott fyrir s\u00f6fn a\u00f0 reyna frekar a\u00f0 selja einhver minjagripi til a\u00f0 gr\u00e6\u00f0a \u00e1. \u00deetta virka\u00f0i eiginlega best \u00ed Arm\u00e9safninu \u00fear sem var flott b\u00fa\u00f0, \u00e9g keypti reyndar ekkert \u00fearna en hef\u00f0i gert \u00fea\u00f0 ef \u00feriggja m\u00edn\u00fatna \u00fe\u00f6gnin hef\u00f0i ekki einmitt veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara af sta\u00f0.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 h\u00f6fum reyndar \u00f3l\u00edkan smekk \u00e1 s\u00f6fnum, m\u00e9r finnst skemmtilegast a\u00f0 fr\u00e6\u00f0ast svolti\u00f0 \u00edtarlega en h\u00fan vill meiri upplifun ef svo m\u00e1 segja. Eygl\u00f3 nennir ekki a\u00f0 lesa langa og g\u00f3\u00f0a texta sem \u00e9g f\u00edla alveg \u00ed botn. \u00dea\u00f0 getur veri\u00f0 erfitt a\u00f0 samr\u00e6ma \u00feessi sj\u00f3narmi\u00f0 okkar.<\/p>\n \u00c9g er \u00ed flugv\u00e9linni, s\u00e9 ekki ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0ina og \u00fea\u00f0 er helv\u00edtis augl\u00fdsingahl\u00e9 \u00e1 myndinni.<\/p>\n Morgunmaturinn var \u00f3spennandi og eiginlega enginn \u00fearna, v\u00e6ntanlega ekki annat\u00edmi \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu. Vi\u00f0 t\u00f3kum \u00fev\u00ed r\u00f3lega \u00ed morgun og komum okkur snemma af sta\u00f0. Lestin var bara f\u00edn og ekkert stress \u00fear.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 gekk vel \u00e1 flugvellinum, fr\u00edh\u00f6fnin var samt ekki spennandi. \u00c9g athuga\u00f0i hvort \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri miki\u00f0 af vantr\u00faarb\u00f3kmenntum \u00ed b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0inni \u00fearna. \u00c9g fann A Brief History of Time<\/em> eftir Hawking \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er r\u00e9ttm\u00e6t gagnr\u00fdni a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e1 Vantr\u00fa notum flugvallarsjoppub\u00f3kmenntir. \u00c9g keypti m\u00e9r horn \u00ed veitingas\u00f6lunni, \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur var hnetusmj\u00f6r inn \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1t bara utan af \u00fev\u00ed, Eygl\u00f3 \u00e1t afganginn. \u00c1 me\u00f0an vi\u00f0 s\u00e1tum \u00fearna hellti einhver Sv\u00edi ni\u00f0ur kaffi. Eftir t\u00f6luver\u00f0a bi\u00f0 kom starfsma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00feurrka \u00feetta upp. \u00c9g var\u00f0 alveg mi\u00f0ur m\u00edn \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann nota\u00f0i moppuna \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 og afgrei\u00f0slubor\u00f0i\u00f0, fyrst \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u00deegar vi\u00f0 vorum komin \u00ed lofti\u00f0 reyndi Bandar\u00edkjama\u00f0urinn fyrir framan mig a\u00f0 brj\u00f3ta \u00e1 m\u00e9r hn\u00e9skeljarnar me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fdta aftur s\u00e6tinu s\u00ednu. \u00c9g \u00fdtti \u00fev\u00ed harkalega til baka \u00fear sem \u00feetta var s\u00e1rt og hann var\u00f0 vo\u00f0alega f\u00fall og vildi spjalla heilmiki\u00f0 um \u00feetta \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi f\u00e6ra mig um s\u00e6ti. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i bent honum \u00e1 a\u00f0 skipta um s\u00e6ti vi\u00f0 k\u00e6rustuna s\u00edna, hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 h\u00fan vildi l\u00edka f\u00e6ra s\u00e6ti\u00f0 sitt aftur, \u00fea\u00f0 var greinilega lygi. Annars virka \u00feetta \u00feannig a\u00f0 ef einn f\u00e6rir s\u00e6ti\u00f0 sitt aftur \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feurfa allir a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra s\u00e6ti\u00f0 sitt aftur og ekkert er betra nema a\u00f0 s\u00e6ti\u00f0 hallar um aukalegar 5 gr\u00e1\u00f0ur. \u00c9g hata flugv\u00e9las\u00e6ti, \u00e9g held a\u00f0 h\u00e1marksh\u00e6\u00f0 \u00feeirra sem geta seti\u00f0 almennilega s\u00e9 um 175 cm.<\/p>\n Kvikmynd dagsins (e\u00f0a m\u00e1na\u00f0arins) er The Out-of-Towners<\/em> me\u00f0 Steve Martin, \u00e9g hef ekki horft \u00e1 hana fyrr og h\u00fan vir\u00f0ist vera miklu betri en almennt er sagt. R\u00e9tt \u00e1\u00f0ur en matar\u00fatdeiling h\u00f3fst negldu flugfreyjurnar vagninum \u00ed mig og voru ekkert a\u00f0 bi\u00f0jast afs\u00f6kunar. Maturinn var annars g\u00f3\u00f0ur, \u00fea\u00f0 kom t\u00f6luvert \u00e1 \u00f3vart \u00fear sem \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat \u00fe\u00e1 var maturinn algerlega \u00f3\u00e6tur ef fr\u00e1 er tali\u00f0 brau\u00f0i\u00f0.<\/p>\n N\u00fa sit \u00e9g h\u00e9rna me\u00f0 fart\u00f6lvuna opna og horfi \u00e1 myndina me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru auganu, \u00fea\u00f0 gengur ekki vel hj\u00e1 \u00feeim \u00ed st\u00f3rborginni og appels\u00edni\u00f0 mitt fer a\u00f0 kl\u00e1rast. Vi\u00f0 lendum v\u00e6ntanlega klukkan 15:30 og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e6kir Hr\u00f6nn okkur \u00e1 flugv\u00f6llinn, b\u00edllinn okkar er l\u00edklega \u00ed Hafnarfir\u00f0inum.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum l\u00edti\u00f0 veri\u00f0 heima \u00ed tv\u00e6r vikur, tvo daga \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku, \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur gott a\u00f0 koma heim.<\/p>\n Flughr\u00e6\u00f0sla og flugveiki \u00c9g er flughr\u00e6ddur og \u00e9g ver\u00f0 flugveikur. Reyndar er hvorugt alvarlegt vandam\u00e1l en saman er \u00feetta vo\u00f0alega \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt. \u00c9g hef fari\u00f0 \u00ed 7 flugt\u00f6k og sj\u00f6 lendingar s\u00ed\u00f0an 22. desember. Fokker fr\u00e1 Reykjav\u00edk til Akureyrar, Twin Otter til Vopnafjar\u00f0ar. Twin Otter sem millilenti \u00e1 \u00de\u00f3rsh\u00f6fn \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni til Akureyrar. Fokker til Reykjav\u00edkur. Boeing til Stokkh\u00f3lms? Boing tilbaka? \u00deetta er of miki\u00f0, verst a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00fearf l\u00edklega a\u00f0 fara til Evr\u00f3pu \u00ed vor til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Queen og Paul Rodgers.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 erum komin heim, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fev\u00edl\u00edk gle\u00f0i. \u00d3tr\u00falega mikill p\u00f3stur sem bei\u00f0 eftir okkur.<\/p>\n Vi\u00f0 keyptum l\u00edti\u00f0 nammi \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni, \u00e9g var \u00ed litlu stu\u00f0i fyrir sl\u00edkt. \u00c9g keypti hins vegar b\u00e6\u00f0i dvd og cd-r diska, \u00fear er ver\u00f0munurinn greinilegur. Vi\u00f0 vorum eldflj\u00f3t \u00ed gegnum fr\u00edh\u00f6fnina og tollinn en \u00fe\u00e1 bei\u00f0 Hr\u00f6nn ekki eftir okkur. Eygl\u00f3 kveikti \u00e1 s\u00edmanum s\u00ednum og f\u00e9kk skilabo\u00f0 um a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 g\u00e6tum teki\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed r\u00f3lega \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni \u00fear sem Hr\u00f6nn k\u00e6mi ekki alveg strax. Reyndar bi\u00f0um vi\u00f0 ekki lengi \u00fearna. \u00cd Hafnarfir\u00f0i var s\u00ed\u00f0an b\u00edlinn okkar og vi\u00f0 drifum okkur bara heim. Gott a\u00f0 vera heima.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" J\u00e6ja vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 skruppum til Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ar yfir \u00e1ram\u00f3tin, \u00e9g h\u00e9lt dagb\u00f3k sem kemur h\u00e9r a\u00f0 ne\u00f0an \u00ed heild sinni. \u00deetta er l\u00f6ng lesning. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum semsagt a\u00f0allega til a\u00f0 hitta \u00d6nnu systur og Haval m\u00e1g \u00ed Borl\u00e4nge, sem er \u00ed D\u00f6lunum, en eyddum l\u00edka tveimur d\u00f6gum \u00ed Stokkh\u00f3lmi. Snemma og seint af sta\u00f0 00:45 a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0arfer\u00f0asaga<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[1063,1064,1065,293,1066],"class_list":["post-1464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ferdasaga","tag-q54341","tag-livrustkammaren","tag-nordiskasafnid","tag-q1754","tag-svithjodarferd-2004-5"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1464"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23265,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions\/23265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
\nFlug XXX til Frankfurt seinkar….<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\nKlukkan 02:05 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma,
\nfyrsta jan\u00faar 2005.<\/h2>\nR\u00f3legt og notalegt.
\nKlukkan 23:50 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma
\n\u00feann fyrsta jan\u00faar 2005.<\/h2>\n00:01 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma
\n2. jan\u00faar 2005
\n\u00dej\u00f3\u00f0arsorg<\/h2>\n00:15 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma
\n3. jan\u00faar 2005
\nDalirnir og \u00c1r\u00e1s \u00ed Litlu Chicago<\/h2>\n17:28 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma
\n\u00feann \u00feri\u00f0ja jan\u00faar 2005
\nFalun dagur \u00ed dag<\/h2>\nKlukkan 21:31 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma
\n\u00ed Best Western Hotel Terminus \u00ed Stokkh\u00f3lmi<\/h2>\n19:26 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma
\n\u00ed Hotel Terminus<\/h2>\nKlukkan 09:00 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma
\n\u00feann 6. jan\u00faar 2005<\/h2>\nKlukkan 09:10 a\u00f0 s\u00e6nskum t\u00edma
\n\u00feann 6. jan\u00faar 2005
\nS\u00e6nsk s\u00f6fn<\/h2>\nKlukkan 13:30 a\u00f0 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma
\n\u00feann 6. jan\u00faar 2005,
\neinhvers sta\u00f0ar yfir Noregi e\u00f0a Atlantshafinu.<\/h2>\nKlukkan 13:53 a\u00f0 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma \u00feann 6. jan\u00faar 2005,
\nenn\u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 flj\u00faga.<\/h2>\nKlukkan 18:00 a\u00f0 \u00edslenskum t\u00edma heima
\nFer\u00f0alok<\/h2>\n