\u00c9g r\u00f6lti ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 \u00ed dag me\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 \u00ed vinnuna (Borgarb\u00f3kasafni\u00f0). Ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 var of miki\u00f0 af f\u00f3lki sem \u00fe\u00f3ttist vera skr\u00fdti\u00f0, upp\u00e1kl\u00e6tt \u00ed lj\u00f3tum sundb\u00faningum. Svona hlutir eru ekki skemmtilegir \u00feegar of miki\u00f0 er gert.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g skyldi vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 og f\u00f3r \u00ed Kolaporti\u00f0, k\u00edkti \u00e1 b\u00e6kur, dvd og boli en fann ekkert almennilegt. F\u00f3r n\u00e6st \u00ed Pennann Austurstr\u00e6ti og fann m\u00e9r til yndisauka a\u00f0 Robert Rankin deildin haf\u00f0i st\u00e6kka\u00f0 til muna. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur var bara ein \u00f3lesin b\u00f3k \u00fearna, \u00fea\u00f0 var fimma b\u00f3kin \u00ed The Brentford Trilogy<\/em>, Brentford Chainstore Massacre<\/em>. \u00deegar \u00e9g var vi\u00f0 kassann \u00fe\u00e1 komu tveir r\u00f3nar og spur\u00f0u hvort \u00fea\u00f0 fengjust g\u00edtarstrengir \u00fearna, svo var ekki.<\/p>\n Eftir a\u00f0 hafa keypt b\u00f3kina datt m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 leggjast \u00e1 Austurv\u00f6ll og lesa, \u00fea\u00f0 gekk ekki en \u00e9g lag\u00f0i mig \u00ed d\u00e1ltinn t\u00edma. Einhver r\u00f3ni var a\u00f0 spila \u00e1 g\u00edtar me\u00f0 fimm strengjum sem f\u00f3r eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed taugarnar \u00e1 sumum \u00fearna, ekki m\u00e9r, \u00feetta voru engin \u00f3hlj\u00f3\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u00c9g r\u00f6lti upp Laugaveginn og kom vi\u00f0 \u00e1 nokkrum st\u00f6\u00f0um, til d\u00e6mis bolab\u00fa\u00f0inni Dogma sem selur ekki boli \u00e1 st\u00f3rt og \u00feybbi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk (\u00e9g hef misst n\u00f3gu m\u00f6rg k\u00edl\u00f3 til a\u00f0 kalla mig \u00feybbinn).<\/p>\n Enda\u00f0i \u00e1 Hlemm og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka str\u00e6t\u00f3 \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e9r var or\u00f0i\u00f0 helv\u00edti heitt. Einn fastagestur \u00e1 Hlemm spur\u00f0i mig hvort \u00e9g vildi gefa r\u00f3na hundra\u00f0 kall sem \u00e9g ger\u00f0i. \u00deegar \u00e9g var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r fyrir \u00e1 vi\u00f0eigandi sta\u00f0 fyrir utan Hlemm (\u00fear var mynd af herforingja \u00cdslands) til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 str\u00e6t\u00f3 kom sami n\u00e1ungi og ba\u00f0 mig um hundra\u00f0 kall. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 eiga n\u00f3g \u00ed str\u00e6t\u00f3, hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6fi aldrei neinum neitt og \u00e9g sag\u00f0i bara j\u00e1 vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n \u00deegar \u00e9g kom heim var m\u00e9r ofurheitt og f\u00f3r \u00fev\u00ed inn \u00ed herbergi \u00fear sem vifta var \u00ed gangi. \u00deegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i var m\u00e9r jafnheitt en herbergi\u00f0 var \u00edskalt, \u00feetta leysti \u00e9g me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00e1 mig tv\u00e6r s\u00e6ngur (\u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva \u00e1 viftunni). \u00deegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i n\u00e6st var \u00e9g or\u00f0inn verulega steiktur en er a\u00f0 jafna mig loksins n\u00fana.<\/p>\n En \u00feessir r\u00f3nar (hva\u00f0 sem ma\u00f0ur kallar \u00fe\u00e1) fengu mig \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 sko\u00f0un a\u00f0 arflei\u00f0 Ronald Reagan og Dav\u00ed\u00f0s Oddssonar ver\u00f0ur mj\u00f6g svipu\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c9g r\u00f6lti ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 \u00ed dag me\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 \u00ed vinnuna (Borgarb\u00f3kasafni\u00f0). Ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 var of miki\u00f0 af f\u00f3lki sem \u00fe\u00f3ttist vera skr\u00fdti\u00f0, upp\u00e1kl\u00e6tt \u00ed lj\u00f3tum sundb\u00faningum. Svona hlutir eru ekki skemmtilegir \u00feegar of miki\u00f0 er gert. \u00c9g skyldi vi\u00f0 Eygl\u00f3 og f\u00f3r \u00ed Kolaporti\u00f0, k\u00edkti \u00e1 b\u00e6kur, dvd og boli en fann ekkert … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Steikti sj\u00e1lfan mig<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[364],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sogur-ur-lifinu","tag-q298030"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21971,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions\/21971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}