\u00c9g var a\u00f0 skrifa v\u00edsun \u00ed \u00e1ri\u00f0 2012 og \u00e9g hugsa\u00f0i me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r: G\u00e6ti \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0, e\u00f0a sagt, bara ’12. Ekki s\u00e9ns. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum ekki geta\u00f0 gert svolei\u00f0is s\u00ed\u00f0an ’99. \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri gaman a\u00f0 vita hva\u00f0 stoppar okkur. \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 bara ekki n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega.<\/p>\n
Vissulega er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g segi bara t\u00f3lf \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00ed\u00f0ur m\u00e9r eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 tala um t\u00edma dags frekar en \u00e1r. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00edka \u00feannig ef ma\u00f0ur \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 tala um \u00e1rabil. Ef ma\u00f0ur skrifar e\u00f0a segir 12-14 \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00ed\u00f0ur manni eins og ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 a\u00f0 taka s\u00e9r langan h\u00e1degisver\u00f0 en ekki a\u00f0 tala um t\u00edmabil \u00ed l\u00edfi manns. Ef ma\u00f0ur segir \u00e1rin 12 til 14 er \u00fea\u00f0 eins og ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 a\u00f0 tala um unglings\u00e1r Jes\u00fa.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala um \u00fe\u00e1 sem f\u00e6ddust fyrstu n\u00edu \u00e1r aldarinnar, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar \u00feau sj\u00e1lf eru a\u00f0 tala, \u00fe\u00e1 eru \u00feetta n\u00fall-fimm m\u00f3del, n\u00fall-sex m\u00f3del og svo framvegis. Kannski a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00e6tti a\u00f0 benda \u00feeim \u00e1 a\u00f0 n\u00fall-n\u00fall-sj\u00f6 m\u00f3del s\u00e9 svalara en bara n\u00fall-sj\u00f6 en \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feyrfti ma\u00f0ur l\u00edka a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra fyrir \u00feeim hver \u00feessi James Bond s\u00e9.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er ekki viss um a\u00f0 \u00feetta kerfi virki jafnvel \u00e1 fyrsta tuginn. Er einhver ellefu m\u00f3del? Hlj\u00f3mar ekki vel. \u00c9g veit ekki hvernig yngsta kynsl\u00f3\u00f0in reddar s\u00e9r. Kannski hef\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00e1tt a\u00f0 spyrja afa m\u00edna og \u00f6mmu. Ekki \u00f6mmur.<\/p>\n
Virkar ’20? \u00dea\u00f0 er vissulega enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 klukkustundabilinu en ekki alvarlega. En \u00e9g held ekki. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u enn sm\u00e1 \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gindi \u00ed m\u00e1ltilfinningunni. Tuttugu hlj\u00f3mar ekki eins og \u00e1r.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g held a\u00f0 n\u00e6sta \u00e1r s\u00e9 \u00e1ri\u00f0. H\u00e6gt og r\u00f3lega ver\u00f0ur au\u00f0veldara a\u00f0 tala um fort\u00ed\u00f0ina. \u00deau sem f\u00e6\u00f0ast \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri geta anda\u00f0 r\u00f3lega og sagt a\u00f0 \u00feau s\u00e9 f\u00e6dd tuttugu og eitt. Miklu betra sko. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 spurt Siggu \u00f6mmu \u00fat \u00ed \u00feetta. H\u00fan f\u00e6ddist ’21 og var \u00f6rugglega \u00e1kaflega fegin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g var a\u00f0 skrifa v\u00edsun \u00ed \u00e1ri\u00f0 2012 og \u00e9g hugsa\u00f0i me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r: G\u00e6ti \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0, e\u00f0a sagt, bara ’12. Ekki s\u00e9ns. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum ekki geta\u00f0 gert svolei\u00f0is s\u00ed\u00f0an ’99. \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri gaman a\u00f0 vita hva\u00f0 stoppar okkur. \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 bara ekki n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega. Vissulega er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g segi bara t\u00f3lf … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Er n\u00e6sta \u00e1r \u00e1ri\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 getum sleppt tv\u00f6\u00fe\u00fasund?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18658,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dagbok"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18659,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18656\/revisions\/18659"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}