{"id":19111,"date":"2021-03-15T18:16:16","date_gmt":"2021-03-15T18:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/?p=19111"},"modified":"2024-04-27T13:54:11","modified_gmt":"2024-04-27T13:54:11","slug":"klam-i-hladvarpi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2021\/03\/15\/klam-i-hladvarpi\/","title":{"rendered":"Kl\u00e1m \u00ed hla\u00f0varpi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g var a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 hla\u00f0varp sem heitir <em>Once upon a time &#8230; in the Valley<\/em>. \u00c9g gat ekki h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 hlusta. Yfirleitt er \u00fea\u00f0 gott. \u00c9g gefst yfirleitt strax upp \u00e1 l\u00e9legu efni. En ekki n\u00fana. \u00deetta var svo sl\u00e6mt a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat ekki anna\u00f0 en hlusta\u00f0 \u00ed gegn.<\/p>\n<p>\u00de\u00e6ttirnir fjalla um Traci Lords. Ef \u00fei\u00f0 \u00feekki\u00f0 ekki s\u00f6guna \u00fe\u00e1 er h\u00fan \u00ed grunnatri\u00f0um \u00feau a\u00f0 \u00feessi unglingsst\u00falka, 15 \u00e1ra, n\u00e1\u00f0i s\u00e9r \u00ed skilr\u00edki til a\u00f0 \u00feykjast vera fullor\u00f0in. H\u00fan sat fyrir hj\u00e1 fullt af bl\u00f6\u00f0um, m.a. Penthouse, og enda\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed kl\u00e1mi. \u00deegar h\u00fan var 15-18 \u00e1ra. \u00c9g man n\u00e1tt\u00farulega fyrst eftir henni \u00ed kvikmyndinni <em>Cry Baby<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g hef undanfari\u00f0 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6tti sem heita <em>You&#8217;re Wrong About<\/em> sem fjalla oft um konur sem lentu \u00ed fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lasirk\u00fasi. \u00dea\u00f0 er uppfullt af einl\u00e6gu spjalli og inns\u00e6i. \u00d3l\u00edkt <em>Once upon a time &#8230; in the Valley<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er bara allt a\u00f0 \u00feessi hla\u00f0varpi. \u00dea\u00f0 er kannski \u00e1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 l\u00edkja \u00feessu vi\u00f0 kl\u00e1mmynd. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00e9leg t\u00f3nlist, l\u00e9leg framlei\u00f0sla og \u00f3sannf\u00e6randi leikarar. Me\u00f0 leikarar \u00e1 \u00e9g vi\u00f0 stj\u00f3rnendur \u00fe\u00e1ttarins. \u00de\u00e6ttirnir eru fullir af litlum leik\u00fe\u00e1ttum \u00fear sem stj\u00f3rnendurnir \u00feykjast vera a\u00f0 spjalla en eru a\u00f0 fara eftir handriti. Frammista\u00f0an er tr\u00e9nu\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>En au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er verst hvernig er fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 Traci Lords. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00e6r algj\u00f6r skortur \u00e1 samkennd me\u00f0 henni. Vi\u00f0horfi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1ttastj\u00f3rnendum, og m\u00f6rgum vi\u00f0m\u00e6lendum, vir\u00f0ist vera a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 kannski \u00f3l\u00f6glegt a\u00f0 framlei\u00f0a kl\u00e1m me\u00f0 unglingsst\u00falku en \u00fea\u00f0 hafi ekki veri\u00f0 beint \u00f3si\u00f0legt af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan virtist nj\u00f3ta \u00feess. Vi\u00f0m\u00e6lendur \u00far kl\u00e1mheiminum er flestir \u00e1 \u00feeirri l\u00ednu a\u00f0 Traci hafi veri\u00f0 vergj\u00f6rn. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f3tr\u00falega \u00f3ge\u00f0fellt \u00feegar \u00feetta f\u00f3lk er a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa kynl\u00edfi me\u00f0 henni.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00far kl\u00e1mheiminum er upp til h\u00f3pa tilb\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fathr\u00f3pa Traci sem lygara en \u00fe\u00e1ttastj\u00f3rnendur eru ekki n\u00f3gu duglegir a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00f6gurnar fr\u00e1 kl\u00e1mheiminum eru \u00f3sannf\u00e6randi og \u00ed hr\u00f3pandi m\u00f3ts\u00f6gn vi\u00f0 hver a\u00f0ra.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 skilja a\u00f0 unglingar hafi ekki \u00feroska til a\u00f0 vera \u00ed \u00feessum heimi \u00fe\u00e1 er Traci m\u00e1lu\u00f0 sem einhvers konar snillingur sem hafi leiki\u00f0 \u00e1 alla. Verst er kannski \u00feegar f\u00f3lk \u00far kl\u00e1mheiminum l\u00e6tur eins og a\u00f0 h\u00fan skuldi \u00feeim afs\u00f6kunarbei\u00f0ni fyrir a\u00f0 hafa fari\u00f0 svona illa me\u00f0 \u00feau.<\/p>\n<p>\u00de\u00e1ttastj\u00f3rendur eru mj\u00f6g uppteknir af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 finna d\u00e6mi um a\u00f0 Traci s\u00e9 ekki sj\u00e1lfri s\u00e9r samkv\u00e6m. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00ed fyrsta lagi enginn skilningur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skilningur hennar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e1tti s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 hafi breyst me\u00f0 t\u00edmanum. En s\u00ed\u00f0an er bara s\u00fa einfalda sta\u00f0reynd a\u00f0 \u00fearna er manneskja a\u00f0 takast \u00e1 vi\u00f0 erfitt t\u00edmabil \u00ed l\u00edfi s\u00ednu og geti ekki alltaf veri\u00f0 hei\u00f0arleg, b\u00e6\u00f0i til a\u00f0 verja sig og a\u00f0ra.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00ed\u00f0an er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feessi \u00f6murlega takt\u00edk \u00fe\u00e1ttastj\u00f3rnenda a\u00f0 vera s\u00edfellt og endalaust a\u00f0 segja &#8222;eigum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 benda hlustendum \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feetta er ekki alveg satt?&#8220; &#8211; &#8222;nei, vi\u00f0 skulum bara leyfa hlustendum a\u00f0 d\u00e6ma sj\u00e1lfir&#8220;. \u00deegar f\u00f3lki segir svona \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fea\u00f0 segist ekki vera a\u00f0 gera. \u00dea\u00f0 er svo mikill tv\u00edskinnungur \u00ed \u00feessu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta er l\u00edka d\u00e6migert hla\u00f0varp sem teygir lopann endalaust. \u00d3tr\u00falegar endurtekningar. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki alltaf a\u00f0 gera 13 \u00fe\u00e6tti. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e1 h\u00e6tta \u00feegar meginatri\u00f0unum hefur veri\u00f0 komi\u00f0 til skila.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g skil ekki hvernig \u00feetta hla\u00f0varp var framleitt \u00e1ri\u00f0 2020. \u00deetta er hr\u00e6\u00f0ileg druslusk\u00f6mmun \u00ed gar\u00f0 unglingsst\u00falku. \u00deetta er svo miki\u00f0 drasl a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat ekki anna\u00f0 en skrifa\u00f0 a\u00f0eins um \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g var a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 hla\u00f0varp sem heitir Once upon a time &#8230; in the Valley. \u00c9g gat ekki h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 hlusta. Yfirleitt er \u00fea\u00f0 gott. \u00c9g gefst yfirleitt strax upp \u00e1 l\u00e9legu efni. En ekki n\u00fana. \u00deetta var svo sl\u00e6mt a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat ekki anna\u00f0 en hlusta\u00f0 \u00ed gegn. \u00de\u00e6ttirnir fjalla um Traci Lords. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2021\/03\/15\/klam-i-hladvarpi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kl\u00e1m \u00ed hla\u00f0varpi<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[211,198,197],"class_list":["post-19111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fjolmidlar","tag-q20899","tag-klam","tag-q233118"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19111"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19114,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19111\/revisions\/19114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}