{"id":229,"date":"2003-08-04T22:00:24","date_gmt":"2003-08-04T22:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2003\/08\/04\/spurningalisti\/"},"modified":"2025-02-16T17:16:38","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T17:16:38","slug":"spurningalisti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2003\/08\/04\/spurningalisti\/","title":{"rendered":"Spurningalisti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Siggi sendi m\u00e9r spurningalista og \u00fear sem \u00e9g er ekki miki\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 senda svona hluti \u00e1fram \u00ed t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti \u00fe\u00e1 svara \u00e9g bara h\u00e9r. \u00c9g \u00fe\u00fdddi listann.<\/p>\n<h2>Spurningalisti<\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li><strong><em>Hven\u00e6r vaknar\u00f0u \u00e1 morgnanna?<\/em><br \/>\n<\/strong>\u00deessa daganna er \u00fea\u00f0 klukkan sj\u00f6 en yfirleitt m\u00e1 giska \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 allavega klukkut\u00edma \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera m\u00e6ttur eitthva\u00f0.<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Ef \u00fe\u00fa g\u00e6tir bor\u00f0ar h\u00e1degisver\u00f0 me\u00f0 einni fr\u00e6gri manneskju, hver v\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>Mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 lifandi f\u00f3lk, Roger Taylor &#8211; nei, Brian May &#8211; nei, Roger e\u00f0a Brian? Veit ekki!<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Gull e\u00f0a Silfur?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>Silfur er mun svalara sem skartgripur en ef \u00fe\u00fa ert bara a\u00f0 gefa k\u00f6ggla af st\u00f6ffinu \u00fe\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g velja gull.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Hver var s\u00ed\u00f0asta mynd sem \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e1st \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3?<br \/>\n<\/strong>Sj\u00f6unda innsigli\u00f0<\/em>. Annars h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 fara \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3, fokkings okrarar.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Eftirl\u00e6tis sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e1ttur?<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em>Simpsons<\/em>, <em>Friends<\/em> e\u00f0a <em>That 70s Show<\/em>. Mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00ed n\u00fainu.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Hva\u00f0 f\u00e6r\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed morgunver\u00f0?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Kak\u00f3 og rista\u00f0 brau\u00f0 me\u00f0 smj\u00f6ri og osti.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Getur\u00f0u snert nefi\u00f0 \u00feitt me\u00f0 tungunni?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>Nei, hef reynt miki\u00f0.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Hva\u00f0 veitir \u00fe\u00e9r innbl\u00e1stur?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Rith\u00f6fundar, t\u00f3nlistarmenn og gr\u00ednistar, verk \u00feeirra semsagt. \u00c1hugavert f\u00f3lk \u00far daglega l\u00edfinu.<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Hva\u00f0 er mi\u00f0nafni\u00f0 \u00feitt?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>Gneisti, valdi \u00fea\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfur<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Str\u00f6nd, borg e\u00f0a sveit?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Borg, hiklaust held \u00e9g, einsog er.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Sumar e\u00f0a vetur?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Vor og haust<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Upp\u00e1halds\u00eds?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>\u00deegar \u00e9g f\u00e6 m\u00e9r \u00eds \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edtill \u00eds me\u00f0 s\u00fakkula\u00f0id\u00fdfu og rice crispies, fr\u00e1 Kj\u00f6r\u00eds.<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Hvernig finnst \u00fe\u00e9r best a\u00f0 hafa poppi\u00f0 \u00feitt?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>V\u00e6gt salta\u00f0, svolti\u00f0 smj\u00f6rbrag\u00f0 og \u00ed sm\u00e1um sk\u00f6mmtum, yfirleitt.<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Upp\u00e1haldslitur?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>Svartur og gulur<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Upp\u00e1haldsb\u00edll?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>\u00c9g er ekki b\u00edlama\u00f0ur en ef \u00e9g m\u00e6tti velja hva\u00f0a b\u00edl sem er \u00fe\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g velja DeLorean (einsog \u00ed <em>Back to the Future<\/em>).<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Samloku\u00e1legg?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>Ostur og hakk<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Hvert f\u00f3rstu s\u00ed\u00f0ast \u00ed fr\u00ed?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>Fr\u00ed? Vopnafjar\u00f0ar um s\u00ed\u00f0ustu j\u00f3l? Langt s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g hef fengi\u00f0 alv\u00f6ru fr\u00ed. F\u00f3r til Borgarfjar\u00f0ar \u00ed j\u00fan\u00ed yfir helgi.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Hva\u00f0a eiginleika fyrirl\u00fdtur\u00f0u?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>\u00d3einl\u00e6gni<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Upp\u00e1haldsbl\u00f3m?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>S\u00f3leyjar<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Ef \u00fe\u00fa myndir vinna \u00ed happadr\u00e6tti, hve lengi myndir\u00f0u b\u00ed\u00f0a me\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja f\u00f3lki fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Hugsanlega er \u00e9g svo glata\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi skrifa um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed dagb\u00f3kina m\u00edna samstundis, annars myndi \u00e9g ekki segja neinum fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed nokkurn t\u00edman. Ef einhver myndi spyrja mig hvernig \u00e9g hef\u00f0i efni \u00e1 \u00f6llu flotta d\u00f3tinu sem \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 kaupa m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 myndi \u00e9g segja a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 selja d\u00f3p.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Kols\u00fdrt e\u00f0a venjulegt vatn?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Venjulegt, annars er \u00e9g ekki hrifinn af vatni. Vissu\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fevagleki er umtalsver\u00f0ur heilsuvandi hj\u00e1 s\u00e6nskum konum vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r drekka of miki\u00f0 vatn?<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Hvernig er ba\u00f0herbergi\u00f0 \u00feitt \u00e1 litinn?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Hv\u00edtir veggir og loft en br\u00fant g\u00f3lf.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Hve margir lyklar eru \u00e1 lyklakippunni \u00feinni?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>B\u00edll, \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0, \u00fevottah\u00fas, hj\u00f3l, p\u00f3stkassi og vinna.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Hvar myndir\u00f0u setjast \u00ed helgan stein?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Einhvers sta\u00f0ar \u00fear sem \u00e9g get lesi\u00f0 b\u00e6kur, horft \u00e1 myndir\/\u00fe\u00e6tti og hlusta\u00f0 \u00e1 t\u00f3nlist. Helst n\u00e1l\u00e6gt Eygl\u00f3 sem mun hafa \u00fea\u00f0 hlutverk a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 um gamla manninn.<\/li>\n<li><strong><em>Getur\u00f0u haldi\u00f0 m\u00f6rgum boltum \u00e1 lofti?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>\u00c9g geri s\u00edfellt hei\u00f0arlegar tilraunir til \u00feess.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Eftirl\u00e6tis vikudagur?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Laugardagur ef \u00e9g er ekki a\u00f0 vinna.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Rau\u00f0v\u00edn e\u00f0a hv\u00edtv\u00edn?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>K\u00f3k, Appels\u00edn e\u00f0a kak\u00f3.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Hva\u00f0 ger\u00f0ir\u00f0u \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0asta afm\u00e6lisdaginn \u00feinn?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>F\u00f3r \u00ed G\u00f3\u00f0a Hir\u00f0inn og keypti m\u00e9r pl\u00f6tur, f\u00f3r s\u00ed\u00f0an um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1 American Style.<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>Ertu skr\u00e1\u00f0ur l\u00edff\u00e6ragjafi?<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em>Nei.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Siggi sendi m\u00e9r spurningalista og \u00fear sem \u00e9g er ekki miki\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 senda svona hluti \u00e1fram \u00ed t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti \u00fe\u00e1 svara \u00e9g bara h\u00e9r. \u00c9g \u00fe\u00fdddi listann. Spurningalisti Hven\u00e6r vaknar\u00f0u \u00e1 morgnanna? \u00deessa daganna er \u00fea\u00f0 klukkan sj\u00f6 en yfirleitt m\u00e1 giska \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 allavega klukkut\u00edma \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera m\u00e6ttur &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2003\/08\/04\/spurningalisti\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spurningalisti<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[446,281,272],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personulegt","tag-q15873","tag-q15862","tag-q15880"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22929,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions\/22929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}