{"id":25313,"date":"2026-03-23T10:43:27","date_gmt":"2026-03-23T10:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/?p=25313"},"modified":"2026-03-23T10:43:27","modified_gmt":"2026-03-23T10:43:27","slug":"chuck-norris-og-brandararnir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2026\/03\/23\/chuck-norris-og-brandararnir\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris og brandararnir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c1 n\u00edunda \u00e1ratugnum var eftirspurn eftir myndbandssp\u00f3lum sl\u00edk a\u00f0 nokkur framlei\u00f0slufyrirt\u00e6ki (s.s. Cannon) d\u00e6ldu \u00fat efni. Sumt \u00e1tti vi\u00f0komu \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3h\u00fasum en anna\u00f0 f\u00f3r beint \u00e1 leigurnar.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cd gegnum \u00feessar \u00f3d\u00fdru myndir ur\u00f0u til minnih\u00e1ttar stj\u00f6rnur. Ein af \u00feeim var Chuck Norris. Hann virtist leika a\u00f0alhlutverki\u00f0 \u00ed cirka \u00feremur myndum sem voru s\u00edfellt endurger\u00f0ar me\u00f0 mismunandi n\u00f6fnum. Samkv\u00e6mt kunnugum \u00fe\u00e1 er v\u00edst h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 leysa flest vandam\u00e1l me\u00f0 hringsparki.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 getur varla veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi komist hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 neina \u00feeirra. \u00c9g s\u00e1 nefnilega t\u00f6luvert af drasli en \u00e9g man ekki eftir einni einustu. Eina \u00e1horfi\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef skr\u00e1\u00f0 \u00e1 mynd me\u00f0 Chuck Norris skv. Letterboxd er <em>DodgeBall<\/em> og \u00e9g var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gleyma a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri \u00fear. L\u00edklega s\u00e1 \u00e9g einhverja \u00fe\u00e6tti af <em>Walker: Texas Ranger<\/em> en \u00fea\u00f0 vissu allir a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri fj\u00f6ldaframleitt drasl.<\/p>\n<p>Hillan sem innih\u00e9lt myndir me\u00f0 Chuck Norris og \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00e1l\u00edka leikurum \u00e1 myndbandaleigum var eitthva\u00f0 til a\u00f0 for\u00f0ast. \u00dea\u00f0 var til f\u00f3lk sem f\u00edla\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e6r en flestir komust yfir \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00edmabil \u00ed l\u00edfi s\u00ednu og\/e\u00f0a n\u00e1lgu\u00f0ust \u00fe\u00e6r me\u00f0 meiri h\u00famor en a\u00f0d\u00e1un.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 einhverjum t\u00edmapunkti vir\u00f0ist Chuck Norris hafa haldi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri sexfaldur heimsmeistari \u00ed karate. \u00deegar \u00e1 lei\u00f0 f\u00f3r f\u00f3lk a\u00f0 setja spurningarmerki vi\u00f0 \u00feessa sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingu. H\u00fan er nefnilega auglj\u00f3slega \u00f3s\u00f6nn. \u00dea\u00f0 undirstrikar l\u00edka punktinn minn. F\u00f3lk t\u00f3k Chuck Norris ekki alvarlega. \u00c1st\u00e6\u00f0an fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann var yfirh\u00f6fu\u00f0 \u00ed <em>DodgeBall<\/em> er a\u00f0 hann var brandari.<\/p>\n<p>Sem lei\u00f0ir okkur a\u00f0 &#8222;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ\">sta\u00f0reyndum um Chuck Norris<\/a>&#8222;. \u00deetta eru brandarar sem n\u00e1\u00f0u l\u00edklega h\u00e1punkti s\u00ednum \u00ed kringum 2006. Form\u00falan var a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegustu m\u00f6gulegu sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingu um ofurkarlmennsku og yfirf\u00e6ra hana \u00e1 hall\u00e6rislegustu hasarmyndastj\u00f6rnu n\u00edunda \u00e1ratugarins.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deetta var angi af s\u00f6mu menningu og f\u00e6r\u00f0i okkur rikkr\u00f3li\u00f0 \u00fear sem f\u00f3lk var plata\u00f0 til a\u00f0 smella \u00e1 hlekk t\u00f3nlistarmyndbandi\u00f0 <em>Never Gonna Give You Up<\/em> me\u00f0 Rick Astley.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Chuck Norris er me\u00f0 \u00edsbjarnarmottu heima hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r, bj\u00f6rninn er ekki dau\u00f0ur, hann bara \u00feorir ekki a\u00f0 hreyfa sig.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris getur gr\u00e6tt lauk.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris getur sigra\u00f0 s\u00f3lina \u00ed st\u00f6rukeppni.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u00deegar \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00e1tta\u00f0i \u00e9g mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk var fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka \u00feessa brandara alvarlega. \u00dea\u00f0 h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 forsendan v\u00e6ri s\u00fa a\u00f0 Chuck Norris v\u00e6ri \u00ed raun a\u00f0d\u00e1unarver\u00f0ur har\u00f0jaxl. A\u00f0allega var \u00feetta yngra f\u00f3lk sem haf\u00f0i ekki lifa\u00f0 og hr\u00e6rst \u00ed myndbandaleigumenningu n\u00edunda \u00e1ratugarins.<\/p>\n<p>\u00deegar hann l\u00e9st s\u00e1 \u00e9g flj\u00f3tlega endurteknar hl\u00e6gilegar sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingar um a\u00f0 Chuck Norris hef\u00f0i raunverulega veri\u00f0 sexfaldur heimsmeistari \u00ed karate. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur er erfi\u00f0ara a\u00f0 afsanna sl\u00edkt en sanna. \u00c9g reyndi samt.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er margt \u00f3lj\u00f3st \u00ed \u00feessu en m\u00e9r s\u00fdnist a\u00f0 Chuck Norris hafi sigra\u00f0 \u00e1ri\u00f0 1968 og\/e\u00f0a 1969 \u00ed m\u00f3ti sem kalla\u00f0ist Long Beach International Karate Championships. Sums\u00e9 al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0legt m\u00f3t frekar en heimsmeistaram\u00f3t. Keppendur hafa \u00fe\u00f3 v\u00e6ntanlega ekki komi\u00f0 v\u00ed\u00f0svegar a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00fearna var um a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a a\u00f0ra tegund af karate en er v\u00edst algengust \u00ed As\u00edu (karate er v\u00edst vins\u00e6l \u00ed sumum l\u00f6ndum \u00fear). Fr\u00e1 \u00e1rinu 1970 hefur aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti veri\u00f0 til alv\u00f6ru heimsmeistarakeppni \u00ed karate sem Norris vir\u00f0ist aldrei hafa sigra\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar ekki h\u00e6ttulega a\u00f0 gera hetju \u00far afd\u00f6nku\u00f0um hasaramyndaleikara en Chuck Norris n\u00fdtti s\u00e9r athyglina til a\u00f0 tala fyrir hug\u00f0arefnum s\u00ednum. Hann var \u00f6fgah\u00e6grisinna\u00f0ur v\u00edsindaafneitari sem vildi helst a\u00f0 Bandar\u00edkin v\u00e6ru duglegri a\u00f0 drepa f\u00f3lk.<\/p>\n<p>Rick Astley vir\u00f0ist aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3t vera f\u00ednn gaur og <em>Never Gonna Give You Up<\/em> er \u00e1g\u00e6tis popplag sem m\u00e1tti alveg vi\u00f0 framhaldsl\u00edfi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c1 n\u00edunda \u00e1ratugnum var eftirspurn eftir myndbandssp\u00f3lum sl\u00edk a\u00f0 nokkur framlei\u00f0slufyrirt\u00e6ki (s.s. Cannon) d\u00e6ldu \u00fat efni. Sumt \u00e1tti vi\u00f0komu \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3h\u00fasum en anna\u00f0 f\u00f3r beint \u00e1 leigurnar. \u00cd gegnum \u00feessar \u00f3d\u00fdru myndir ur\u00f0u til minnih\u00e1ttar stj\u00f6rnur. Ein af \u00feeim var Chuck Norris. Hann virtist leika a\u00f0alhlutverki\u00f0 \u00ed cirka \u00feremur myndum sem voru s\u00edfellt endurger\u00f0ar me\u00f0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2026\/03\/23\/chuck-norris-og-brandararnir\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chuck Norris og brandararnir<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":25314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[2853,2849,2854,2850,2851,2852],"class_list":["post-25313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-netid","tag-q1033465","tag-q2673","tag-q937633","tag-q908473","tag-q219237","tag-q2927074"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25315,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25313\/revisions\/25315"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}