Forsagan er s\u00fa a\u00f0 mig langa\u00f0i heilmiki\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 t\u00f3nleika me\u00f0 T\u00fd n\u00fana.\u00a0 \u00deeir voru \u00e1 t\u00f3nleikafer\u00f0 \u00ed aukahlutverki \u00ed september og ver\u00f0a aftur \u00ed aukahlutverki me\u00f0 s\u00e9r fr\u00e6gari hlj\u00f3msveit \u00ed n\u00f3vember.\u00a0 En eitt kv\u00f6ld st\u00f3\u00f0 upp\u00far \u00ed okt\u00f3ber, eitt kv\u00f6ld \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn \u00fear sem \u00feeir yr\u00f0u a\u00f0aln\u00fameri\u00f0 me\u00f0 fullt sett.\u00a0 \u00dear til \u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku \u00fe\u00e1 h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g k\u00e6mist ekki af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri pr\u00f3f daginn eftir.\u00a0 En \u00e9g s\u00e1 a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fi\u00f0 skipti ekki \u00f6llu m\u00e1li og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 panta flugmi\u00f0a.\u00a0 Daginn eftir komst \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feetta var misskilningur me\u00f0 pr\u00f3fi\u00f0.\u00a0 Eygl\u00f3 langa\u00f0i me\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 var frekar \u00f3hentugt var\u00f0andi Landsfund Uppl\u00fdsingar sem h\u00fan \u00feurfti a\u00f0 fara \u00e1.\n<\/p>\n
\n\u00c9g hef aldrei pakka\u00f0 eins l\u00e9tt fyrir utanlandsfer\u00f0.\u00a0 \u00c9g haf\u00f0i bara nau\u00f0synlegustu f\u00f6t til skiptanna.\u00a0 Engar aukabuxur til d\u00e6mis. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feyngsta \u00ed bakpokanum var b\u00f3kin The Road to Middle Earth sem \u00e9g er a\u00f0 lesa fyrir Tolkien k\u00farsinn sem \u00e9g sit.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g vakna\u00f0i r\u00e9tt fyrir 4 \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudagsmorgun.\u00a0 \u00c9g elda\u00f0i m\u00e9r hafragraut, kvaddi Eygl\u00f3 og f\u00f3r \u00ed Taxa ni\u00f0ur a\u00f0 BS\u00cd.\u00a0 Daginn \u00e1\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i \u00e9g veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 Marie sem er d\u00f6nsk stelpa \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0inni.\u00a0 H\u00fan sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni til Danmerkur og kom \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 vorum \u00ed sama flugi.\u00a0 \u00de\u00e1 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka s\u00f6mu r\u00fatu \u00e1 flugv\u00f6llinn og vi\u00f0 hittumst \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 BS\u00cd.\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 spj\u00f6llu\u00f0um heilmiki\u00f0 saman.\u00a0 H\u00fan er vo\u00f0alega skemmtilegur n\u00f6rd.\u00a0 Spilar roleplay, pen & paper eins og h\u00fan or\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0.\u00a0 Ekkert feik t\u00f6lvud\u00f3t.\u00a0 Einnig er h\u00fan vo\u00f0alegur Neil Gaiman a\u00f0d\u00e1andi.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c1 flugvellinum s\u00fdndist m\u00e9r \u00e1 skilti a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri alveg banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa me\u00f0 s\u00e9r alla v\u00f6kva \u00ed handfarangri (\u00e9g var auglj\u00f3slega me\u00f0 bakpokann \u00ed bara me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og engan inntj\u00e9kka\u00f0an farangur).\u00a0 \u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 f\u00f3rna sjamp\u00f3inu, munnskolinu og tannkreminu en m\u00e9r var sagt a\u00f0 \u00feetta gilti bara um Bandar\u00edkin.\u00a0 Hj\u00fakk.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g skrapp \u00ed Fr\u00edverslunina og keypti m\u00e9r fimm eint\u00f6k af disknum Kr\u00e1s \u00e1 k\u00f6ldu svelli sem inniheldur \u00fdmis \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0l\u00f6g.\u00a0 Fj\u00f6gur eint\u00f6k voru fyrir me\u00f0limi hlj\u00f3msveitarinnar en hi\u00f0 fimmta var bara fyrir okkur Eygl\u00f3.\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 Marie keyptum okkur r\u00e1nd\u00fdran mat \u00fearna og komum okkur s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed v\u00e9lina.\u00a0 Krist\u00edn T\u00f3masar var l\u00edka \u00e1 lei\u00f0 til Kaupmannahafnar a\u00f0 djamma.\u00a0 Me\u00f0 spjalli vi\u00f0 Marie \u00e1 me\u00f0an flugv\u00e9lin t\u00f3k \u00e1 loft n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 koma \u00ed veg fyrir mestu flughr\u00e6\u00f0sluna.\u00a0 Flj\u00f3tlega eftir a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 vorum komin \u00ed lofti\u00f0 sofnu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i.\u00a0 Mitt kr\u00f3n\u00edska vandam\u00e1l var\u00f0andi hrotur \u00feegar \u00e9g sef sitjandi \u00ed lest\/r\u00fatu\/flugv\u00e9l hrj\u00e1\u00f0i mig \u00fearna.\u00a0 Marie vakti mig \u00fe\u00e1 einfaldlega me\u00f0 olnbogaskoti.\n<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 Marie drifum okkur \u00ed gegnum Kastrup. H\u00fan \u00feurfti reyndar a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir farangri s\u00ednum en \u00e9g h\u00e9lt bara beint \u00e1fram.\u00a0 \u00c9g h\u00e9lt l\u00edka a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 yr\u00f0um ekki \u00ed s\u00f6mu lest.\u00a0 Hins vegar var \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 lengi a\u00f0 kaupa m\u00e9r lestarmi\u00f0a og a\u00f0 villast a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um \u00ed s\u00f6mu lest.\u00a0 H\u00fan \u00feurfti a\u00f0 n\u00e1 annarri lest \u00ed Kbh til a\u00f0 komast heim til fj\u00f6lskyldu sinnar.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g f\u00f3r beint \u00e1 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 mitt, L\u00f6ven og losa\u00f0i mig vi\u00f0 allt \u00f3\u00fearft drasl.\u00a0 N\u00e6stu klukkut\u00edmana r\u00e1fa\u00f0i \u00e9g um Kaupmannah\u00f6fn.\u00a0 F\u00e9kk m\u00e9r pizzu a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a.\u00a0 Um fimmleyti\u00f0 f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 kl\u00fabbnum The Rock sem T\u00fdr \u00e1tti a\u00f0 spila \u00ed um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 vita hvar hann v\u00e6ri, \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i reyndar s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 hitta T\u00fdsa\u00f0d\u00e1endur \u00e1 einhverjum mats\u00f6lusta\u00f0 vi\u00f0 R\u00e1\u00f0h\u00fastorgi\u00f0.\u00a0 \u00deegar \u00e9g kem \u00feanga\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00e9g tvo menn merkta The Rock standa fyrir utan.\u00a0 \u00c9g kynni mig sem vina hlj\u00f3msveitarinnar og spyr hvort \u00feeir s\u00e9u inni.\u00a0 M\u00e9r er sagt a\u00f0 \u00feeir hafi \u00e1tt a\u00f0 koma fyrir klukkut\u00edma s\u00ed\u00f0an og hafi ekkert l\u00e1ti\u00f0 vita af s\u00e9r.\u00a0 \u00c9g \u00e1kve\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir \u00feeim.\u00a0 \u00deegar \u00e1 lei\u00f0 datt m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 s\u00edman\u00fameri\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef hj\u00e1 Heri s\u00e9 kannski gsm n\u00famer en ekki heiman\u00famer og hringi \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0.\u00a0 Heri svarar og segir a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u fastir \u00ed umfer\u00f0.\n<\/p>\n
\u00deeir komu sk\u00f6mmu seinna og \u00e9g hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0i \u00feeim a\u00f0 bera d\u00f3ti\u00f0 inn.\u00a0 Reyndar passa\u00f0i \u00e9g mig l\u00edka \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera ekki fyrir \u00feegar \u00e9g vissi ekki hva\u00f0 \u00e1tti a\u00f0 fara hvert.\u00a0 Me\u00f0 hlj\u00f3msveitinni var Allan br\u00f3\u00f0ir K\u00e1ra trommara.\u00a0 \u00deegar hann kynnti sig \u00fe\u00e1 sag\u00f0i \u00e9g honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g vissi hver hann v\u00e6ri.\u00a0 Hann s\u00f6ng nefnilega \u00e1 sm\u00e1sk\u00edfunni \u00d3lavur Riddarar\u00f3s.\u00a0 Hans st\u00edl var samt ekki a\u00f0 falla a\u00f0 st\u00edl T\u00fds \u00feannig a\u00f0 a\u00f0koma hans var skamml\u00edf.\u00a0 Allan vir\u00f0ist vera f\u00ednn str\u00e1kur.\n<\/p>\n
\u00deegar d\u00f3tinu haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 komi\u00f0 fyrir inni \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r fram s\u00e1ndt\u00e9kk sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i gaman a\u00f0.\u00a0 Skemmtilegast var \u00feegar Heri s\u00f6ng \u00cd g\u00f6tu ein dag sem Eiv\u00f6r t\u00f3k \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma.\u00a0 \u00c9g h\u00e9kk s\u00ed\u00f0an me\u00f0 \u00feeim baksvi\u00f0s me\u00f0an \u00feeir voru a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa sig.\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 var reyndar svolti\u00f0 ruglandi a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 tala \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir voru alltaf a\u00f0 skipta yfir \u00ed d\u00f6nskuna \u00feegar \u00feeir r\u00e6ddu vi\u00f0 starfs\u00f3lki\u00f0.\u00a0 En f\u00e6reyskan s\u00edast h\u00e6gt og r\u00f3lega inn.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00f3r reyndar \u00fat til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a, f\u00e9kk vont kebab.\u00a0 \u00deegar \u00e9g kom til baka var komin vo\u00f0aleg bi\u00f0r\u00f6\u00f0 fyrir utan kl\u00fabbinn en sem betur fer n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 laumast aftur inn me\u00f0 Heri.\n<\/p>\n
\u00dearna hitti \u00e9g tvo \u00cdslendinga sem heita Brynjar og \u00c1sta ef \u00e9g man r\u00e9tt.\u00a0 Brynjar er fr\u00e6ndi Sigrid hans Heri.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00e9kk \u00fe\u00e6r fr\u00e9ttir fr\u00e1 \u00feeim a\u00f0 Sverrir br\u00f3\u00f0ir Sigrid sem l\u00f3\u00f0sa\u00f0i mig um \u00de\u00f3rsh\u00f6fn og Kirkjub\u00e6 \u00ed fyrra v\u00e6ri fluttur til \u00cdslands og farinn a\u00f0 vinna \u00e1 leiksk\u00f3la h\u00e9r.\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri gaman a\u00f0 hitta hann og endurgjalda honum gestrisnina.\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00f3neitanlega gaman a\u00f0 hanga baksvi\u00f0s.\u00a0 Sj\u00e1 hlj\u00f3msveitina koma s\u00e9r \u00ed g\u00edrinn og r\u00e6\u00f0a t\u00f3nleikana sem voru framundan.\u00a0 Heri \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir m\u00e9r hva\u00f0an nafni\u00f0 \u00e1 The Rage of the Skullgaffer v\u00e6ri komi\u00f0. Sigrid leit l\u00edka sn\u00f6ggt vi\u00f0 og spjalla\u00f0i sm\u00e1.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00e9kk disk \u00e1rita\u00f0ann fyrir Dagbj\u00f6rtu og f\u00e6ri henni hann \u00e1 m\u00e1nudag e\u00f0a \u00feri\u00f0judag.\n<\/p>\n
\u00deegar komi\u00f0 var a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 T\u00fdr f\u00e6ri a\u00f0 spila \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r \u00e9g fram og fann stelpu sem \u00e9g vissi a\u00f0 var fr\u00e1 Hollandi.\u00a0 H\u00fan var me\u00f0 str\u00e1k \u00fearna sem var fr\u00e1 Mex\u00edk\u00f3.\u00a0 Spjalla\u00f0i vi\u00f0 \u00feau me\u00f0an T\u00fdr var a\u00f0 koma s\u00e9r fyrir bak vi\u00f0 tjaldi\u00f0.\u00a0 T\u00f3nleikarnir voru flottir og \u00fea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g gaman a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hve margir \u00fearna sungu me\u00f0.\u00a0 Starfsf\u00f3lki\u00f0 sag\u00f0i l\u00edka a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri rosalega miki\u00f0 af f\u00f3lki mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 mi\u00f0vikudagskv\u00f6ld.\u00a0 Fyrst h\u00e9lt \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri bara F\u00e6reyjingar en \u00ed raun voru \u00feetta flestir Danir.\u00a0 Greinilegt a\u00f0 T\u00fdr er kominn me\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 st\u00f3ran a\u00f0d\u00e1endah\u00f3p \u00fear.\u00a0 Allir voru \u00feeir flottir \u00e1 svi\u00f0i.\u00a0 Terji er klass\u00edski svali g\u00edtarleikarinn sem er me\u00f0 g\u00edtarinn fyrir ne\u00f0an pung og einbeitir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 spilinu.\u00a0 Gunnar er \u00f3\u00f0i rokkarinn sem keyrir f\u00f3lk \u00e1fram.\u00a0 Heri stj\u00f3rnar \u00f6llu eins og herforingi.\u00a0 A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfss\u00f6g\u00f0u fer minnst fyrir K\u00e1ra \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 trommurnar.\n<\/p>\n
\u00cd kringum mig var misg\u00e1fulegt li\u00f0.\u00a0 A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfss\u00f6g\u00f0u of miki\u00f0 um reykingar enda lyktar Kaupmannah\u00f6fn eins og s\u00edgaretta. Nokkrir sem voru a\u00f0eins of miki\u00f0 \u00ed a\u00f0 hoppa \u00e1 hvern annan og saklaust f\u00f3lk \u00ed lei\u00f0inni.\u00a0 Heri var\u00f0 \u00e1 t\u00edmapunkti svo f\u00fall a\u00f0 hann sparka\u00f0i, e\u00f0a \u00fdtti me\u00f0 f\u00e6tinum, einum fr\u00e1 svi\u00f0inu og l\u00e9t dyrav\u00f6r\u00f0inn henda honum \u00fat.\u00a0 R\u00e9tt hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r voru stelpur \u00ed vo\u00f0alegum b\u00faningum sem \u00e9g h\u00e9lt fyrir a\u00f0 v\u00e6ru f\u00e6reyskar en voru v\u00edst flestar danskar.\u00a0 Ein \u00feeirra var me\u00f0 2l fl\u00f6sku af „mj\u00f6\u00f0“ falda undir kj\u00f3lnum.\u00a0 \u00deessi flaska var reglulega dregin fram og drukki\u00f0 \u00ed laumi.\u00a0 A\u00f0 lokum n\u00e1\u00f0i dyrav\u00f6r\u00f0urinn samt fl\u00f6skunni af einhverjum sem var a\u00f0 laumast \u00ed hana.\u00a0 S\u00f6mu stelpur g\u00e1fu Heri h\u00e1lfsl\u00edtra fl\u00f6sku af mj\u00f6\u00f0 sem hann drakk \u00far horni sem einhver a\u00f0d\u00e1andi var me\u00f0 s\u00e9r.\n<\/p>\n
\u00deegar hlj\u00f3msveitin t\u00f3k Ormin langa \u00fe\u00e1 hringdi \u00e9g \u00ed Eygl\u00f3 og leyf\u00f0i henni a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 hlusta.\u00a0 A\u00f0 loknum t\u00f3nleikum f\u00f3r \u00e9g baksvi\u00f0s me\u00f0 \u00feeim og t\u00f3k mynd af Gunnari liggjandi \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu.\u00a0 Hann \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i a\u00f0eins misreikna\u00f0 hve hringabrynjan hef\u00f0i mikil \u00e1hrif \u00e1 sig.\u00a0 \u00deetta var allt \u00ed lagi \u00feegar \u00feeir voru me\u00f0 stuttan lagalista sem upphitunarband en svona langir t\u00f3nleikar voru anna\u00f0 m\u00e1l.\u00a0 Hann sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i n\u00e6stum li\u00f0i\u00f0 yfir sig \u00e1 t\u00edmapunkti.\u00a0 S\u00ed\u00f0an t\u00f3k hann og hellti yfir sig vatni.\n<\/p>\n
S\u00ed\u00f0an f\u00f3r hlj\u00f3msveitin \u00fat og \u00e1rita\u00f0i og \u00e1rita\u00f0i.\u00a0 B\u00e6\u00f0i diska, mi\u00f0a og l\u00edkamsparta.\u00a0 \u00c9g eyddi mestum t\u00edma me\u00f0 Hollendingnum Cat og Mex\u00edkanum Luis.\u00a0 Luis er bara 19 \u00e1ra en Cat er 26 \u00e1ra og me\u00f0 MA-gr\u00e1\u00f0u \u00ed listas\u00f6gu.\u00a0 H\u00fan hefur mikinn \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 er \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 texta hlj\u00f3msveitarinnar.\u00a0 H\u00fan var l\u00edka mj\u00f6g \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0 me\u00f0 mig \u00feegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0i henni a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0 p\u00f3st \u00e1 spjallbor\u00f0 T\u00fds um \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 textarnir \u00e1 Ragnar\u00f6k \u00fe\u00fdddu \u00ed samhengi go\u00f0afr\u00e6\u00f0innar.\u00a0 Sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0 s\u00e9r mj\u00f6g.\u00a0 H\u00fan benti m\u00e9r l\u00edka \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00ed F\u00e6reyska h\u00fasinu \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 kaupa diskinn fr\u00e1 F\u00e6reysku t\u00f3nleikakeppninni 2001 \u00fear sem T\u00fdr spila\u00f0i.\u00a0 \u00c9g monta\u00f0i mig l\u00edka af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 eiga Dem\u00f3diskinn og a\u00f0 hafa fengi\u00f0 \u00feakkir \u00ed Ragnar\u00f6k b\u00e6klingnum.\u00a0 Ma\u00f0ur ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 gera \u00feetta \u00ed kringum f\u00f3lk sem kann a\u00f0 meta \u00fea\u00f0.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g spjalla\u00f0i vi\u00f0 fleira f\u00f3lk.\u00a0 Heyr\u00f0i me\u00f0al annars d\u00f6murnar l\u00fdsa yfir a\u00f0d\u00e1un sinni \u00e1 fegur\u00f0 Heri.\u00a0 S\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar hann f\u00f3r \u00far a\u00f0 ofan.\u00a0 \u00c9g \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir \u00feeim a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri n\u00fa giftur og me\u00f0 barn \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e1huginn f\u00e6r\u00f0ist yfir \u00e1 Terji sem er ekki s\u00ed\u00f0ur vins\u00e6ll.\u00a0 Eftir a\u00f0 gengi\u00f0 haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00f6llu var \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma okkur eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed eftirpart\u00ed.\u00a0 En \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feurfti fyrir a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra b\u00edlinn me\u00f0 d\u00f3tinu \u00fear sem gr\u00e6junum yr\u00f0i ekki stoli\u00f0.\u00a0 Kom \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 allir hlj\u00f3msveitarme\u00f0limirnir og Allan h\u00f6f\u00f0u fengi\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00ed glas.\n<\/p>\n
„Ert \u00fe\u00fa me\u00f0 \u00f6kusk\u00edrteini\u00f0 \u00feitt \u00d3li?“ spur\u00f0i Heri.\u00a0 \u00c9g svara\u00f0i j\u00e1tandi en benti \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri n\u00fa ekki vanur a\u00f0 keyra sendifer\u00f0ab\u00edla, jafnvel svona l\u00edtinn, og a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00fear a\u00f0 auki ekki keyrt utan \u00cdslands.\u00a0 \u00c9g sag\u00f0i n\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri samt til ef \u00e9g fengi a\u00f0 keyra l\u00f6turh\u00e6gt.\u00a0 \u00deetta var vo\u00f0alega langdregin b\u00edlfer\u00f0.\u00a0 Tutl-b\u00edllinn er ekki vo\u00f0alega \u00fe\u00e6gilegur \u00ed akstri og K\u00e1ri og konan hans sem voru a\u00f0 v\u00edsa m\u00e9r lei\u00f0 voru ekki alltof \u00f6ruggt \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni.\u00a0 \u00c9g var l\u00edka me\u00f0 GPS t\u00e6ki sem var ekki alltaf me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 hreinu hvar einstefnug\u00f6tur v\u00e6ru.\u00a0 \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni minnti \u00e9g K\u00e1ra \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ast \u00feegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 skutla honum \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i \u00e9g villst og \u00fe\u00e1 var \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 keyra \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk.\n<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 voru engin st\u00e6\u00f0i vi\u00f0 h\u00f3teli\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 fundum b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0ish\u00fas til a\u00f0 leggja \u00ed.\u00a0 Til a\u00f0 komast \u00fear inn \u00feurfti fyrst a\u00f0 keyra ni\u00f0ur \u00fer\u00f6nga og bogadregna a\u00f0rein.\u00a0 \u00deegar \u00feanga\u00f0 var komi\u00f0 virtist t\u00e6ki\u00f0 sem stj\u00f3rna\u00f0i inng\u00f6ngunni ekki vilja hleypa okkur inn og \u00e9g var farinn a\u00f0 \u00f3ttast a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 baka \u00feennan \u00f6murlega st\u00edg aftur upp.\u00a0 En \u00fea\u00f0 opna\u00f0ist og vi\u00f0 komumst inn.\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 fundum st\u00e6\u00f0i og reyndum a\u00f0 finna lei\u00f0 \u00fat.\u00a0 \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed sem vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00fatg\u00f6ngulei\u00f0 var okkur ekki hleypt \u00fat.\u00a0 \u00dearna var takki sem vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum a\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 opna dyrnar en virka\u00f0i ekki.\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 r\u00f6ltum \u00fev\u00ed til a\u00f0 finna a\u00f0ra lei\u00f0 \u00fat og sem betur fer endu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 aftur \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um keyrt inn.\u00a0 K\u00e1ri fann takka til a\u00f0 opna hur\u00f0ina og vi\u00f0 komum okkur \u00fat.\u00a0 S\u00ed\u00f0an r\u00f6ltum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00f3telinu.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c1 h\u00f3telinu s\u00e1 Hollendingurinn um a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a upp \u00e1 gos, vatn og bj\u00f3r.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00e9kk m\u00e9r Sprite.\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 spj\u00f6llu\u00f0um heilmiki\u00f0.\u00a0 Heri sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r af framt\u00ed\u00f0arpl\u00f6num.\u00a0 \u00deegar n\u00e6sta plata kemur \u00fat \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0ur T\u00fdr v\u00e6ntanlega or\u00f0in a\u00f0 headliner bandi og ekki lengur a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 um upphitun.\u00a0 Hann sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r l\u00edka a\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessum tveimur t\u00f3nleikafer\u00f0um sem \u00feeir hafa veri\u00f0 b\u00f3ka\u00f0ir \u00ed sem upphitun \u00fe\u00e1 hafi \u00feeir \u00ed b\u00e6\u00f0i skiptin veri\u00f0 s\u00e9rvaldir af a\u00f0alhlj\u00f3msveitinni.\u00a0 \u00c9g hef sagt \u00feetta \u00e1\u00f0ur og \u00fea\u00f0 er enn\u00fe\u00e1 sagt.\u00a0 T\u00fdr \u00fearf bara heppni til a\u00f0 geta slegi\u00f0 verulega \u00ed gegn, allavega \u00ed \u00feungarokksheiminum.\u00a0 \u00deeir hafa h\u00e6fileikana og \u00ed raun eru \u00feeir langt komnir \u00ed a\u00f0 byggja upp or\u00f0spor.\u00a0 T\u00f3nleikafer\u00f0in \u00ed september gekk v\u00edst mj\u00f6g vel og f\u00f3lk allssta\u00f0ar a\u00f0 \u00feekkti textana \u00feeirra.\u00a0 Annars t\u00f3kum vi\u00f0 Heri og sungum saman Feed me Seymor \u00far Little Shop of Horrors.\n<\/p>\n
Umr\u00e6\u00f0an vi\u00f0 hitt f\u00f3lki\u00f0 snerist a\u00f0 einhverju leyti um \u00cdsland.\u00a0 Ein st\u00falka sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum of amer\u00edsk me\u00f0 helv\u00edtis herinn. \u00c9g tilkynnti \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3lki a\u00f0 herinn hef\u00f0i yfirgefi\u00f0 \u00cdsland sem vakti f\u00f6gnu\u00f0 og kalla\u00f0i \u00feetta \u00e1 sk\u00e1l.\u00a0 Hins vegar voru menn m\u00e9r samm\u00e1la a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri ekki mikil vir\u00f0ing \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed f\u00f3lgin a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i fari\u00f0 af \u00e1hugaleysi \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 vera sparka\u00f0 burt.\u00a0 \u00dearna voru l\u00edka b\u00faningakl\u00e6ddu d\u00f6murnar.\u00a0 \u00de\u00e6r eru v\u00edst allar \u00ed v\u00edkingapakkanum, endurvakningu og bard\u00f6gum.\u00a0 \u00de\u00e6r eru \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 endurskapa orrustuna vi\u00f0 Hastings br\u00e1\u00f0lega.\n<\/p>\n
\u00deegar klukkan var or\u00f0in svona fj\u00f6gur var \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00f3g v\u00e6ri komi\u00f0.\u00a0 En vi\u00f0 r\u00f6ltum \u00fe\u00f3 fyrst \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 og fengum okkur a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00e9kk me\u00f0 merkilega g\u00f3\u00f0an h\u00e1lfm\u00e1na.\u00a0 Kannski var hann bara g\u00f3\u00f0ur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g var svangur.\u00a0 \u00c9g kvaddi hlj\u00f3msveitarme\u00f0limi me\u00f0 \u00feeim or\u00f0um a\u00f0 n\u00e6st myndum vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1st \u00e1 \u00cdslandi.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g r\u00f6lti heim \u00e1 lei\u00f0 me\u00f0 Hollendingnum og Mex\u00edkananum.\u00a0 \u00deau voru \u00f3tr\u00falega gl\u00f6\u00f0 enda ver\u00f0ur ekki anna\u00f0 sagt en a\u00f0 hlj\u00f3msveitin s\u00e9 \u00e1kaflega \u00f6rl\u00e1t vi\u00f0 a\u00f0d\u00e1endur s\u00edna.\u00a0 \u00c9g sofna\u00f0i um fimmleyti\u00f0.\u00a0 Uppgefinn.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g vakna\u00f0i klukkan 10 daginn eftir og r\u00e1fa\u00f0i sem fyrr um Kaupmannah\u00f6fn.\u00a0 \u00c9g ger\u00f0i t\u00f6luvert af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sitja og horfa \u00e1 mannl\u00edfi\u00f0.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00f3r l\u00edka \u00ed verslanir, spilab\u00fa\u00f0ir sko\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00e9g s\u00e9rstaklega. \u00c9g keypti gjafir handa Eygl\u00f3 og dvd myndir handa m\u00e9r.\u00a0 \u00c9g keypti m\u00e9r l\u00edka l\u00edtinn Gizmo bangsa.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00f3r l\u00edka \u00ed F\u00e6reyjah\u00fasi\u00f0 og keypti diskinn sem Cat haf\u00f0i bent m\u00e9r \u00e1.\u00a0 \u00dearna voru l\u00edka til s\u00f6lu bolir me\u00f0 F\u00f6roya bj\u00f3r en \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur var veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 selja \u00feann s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00feegar \u00e9g kom.\u00a0 \u00c1 honum var mynd af kind og \u00fear st\u00f3\u00f0 „Black Sheep“, \u00e9g hef\u00f0i vilja\u00f0 gefa Eygl\u00f3 einn svolei\u00f0is.\u00a0 \u00dear s\u00e1 \u00e9g reyndar l\u00edka a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt var a\u00f0 kaupa s\u00e9r disk me\u00f0 Br\u00fa\u00f0arbandinu \u00fear.\u00a0 T\u00f3k mynd af \u00fev\u00ed.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g kom heim um svona fimmleyti\u00f0 og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggja mig enda uppgefinn eftir l\u00edtinn svefn og miklar g\u00f6ngur.\u00a0 \u00c9g \u00e1tti erfitt me\u00f0 sofna vegna \u00feess hve l\u00edkaminn var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 vera.\u00a0 \u00deegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i um \u00e1ttaleyti\u00f0 \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00fat a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a.\u00a0 \u00c9g haf\u00f0i \u00e1 r\u00f6lti m\u00ednu teki\u00f0 eftir kebab sta\u00f0 \u00e1 Istegade og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00fear.\u00a0 \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 hugsa a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri n\u00fa vafasamur sta\u00f0urinn til a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 a\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldi til.\u00a0 \u00deegar \u00e9g s\u00e1 tvo 7-8 \u00e1ra krakka \u00e1 r\u00f6lti \u00ed hli\u00f0arg\u00f6tu af Istegade \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g n\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri kannski a\u00f0 hugsa of miki\u00f0 einsog sveitama\u00f0ur.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g mundi ekki hvar kebab sta\u00f0urinn var \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g r\u00f6lti a\u00f0eins um g\u00f6tuna.\u00a0 \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni kemur upp a\u00f0 m\u00e9r kona og segir eitthva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 mig \u00e1 d\u00f6nsku.\u00a0 \u00c9g segi eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g skilji ekki og konan spyr mig hvort \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 einhverju.\u00a0 \u00c9g held \u00e9g hafi bara or\u00f0i\u00f0 vandr\u00e6\u00f0alegur \u00e1 svipinn sem h\u00fan virtist t\u00falka sem \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 j\u00e1yr\u00f0i (\u00fe\u00f3 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri reyndar bara a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 mats\u00f6lusta\u00f0).\u00a0 H\u00fan t\u00f3k og \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 tott kosta\u00f0i 300 kr\u00f3nur en fyrir 500 g\u00e6ti \u00e9g fengi\u00f0 allt.\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 fylgdi v\u00edst l\u00edka a\u00f0 borga 90 kr\u00f3nur fyrir herbergi \u00e1 einhverjum vafas\u00f6mum topplausum bar.\u00a0 \u00c9g af\u00feakka\u00f0i tilbo\u00f0i\u00f0 kurteisislega og r\u00f6lti burt.\u00a0 \u00c9g vissi a\u00f0 konan minnti mig \u00e1 einhvern en fatta\u00f0i ekki fyrir l\u00f6ngu s\u00ed\u00f0ar a\u00f0 h\u00fan leit \u00fat eins og konan \u00far CSI sem er fyrrverandi strippari.\u00a0 N\u00e6sta sem \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00fatundan m\u00e9r var kona a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa her\u00f3\u00ednneyslu (ef \u00e9g \u00feekki a\u00f0fer\u00f0ina r\u00e9tt \u00far kvikmyndum og sj\u00f3nvarpi) \u00e1 g\u00f6tuhorni.\u00a0 Einnig er greinilega miki\u00f0 af f\u00edklum vi\u00f0 kirkjuna \u00fearna.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g fann \u00fe\u00e1 kebab sta\u00f0inn og bor\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00fear.\u00a0 Ekki var \u00feetta jafn sl\u00e6mt og kebabi\u00f0 af strikinu en \u00fe\u00f3 ekki gott.\u00a0 Greinilegt a\u00f0 danskir innflytjendur eru ekki jafn g\u00f3\u00f0ir \u00ed \u00feessu og s\u00e6nskir innflytjendur.\u00a0 S\u00ed\u00f0an r\u00f6lti \u00e9g heim.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g vakna\u00f0i um morguninn vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 einhver var a\u00f0 opna dyrnar m\u00ednar.\u00a0 \u00c9g haf\u00f0i gleymt lyklinum \u00ed skr\u00e1nni.\u00a0 G\u00e1fa\u00f0ur \u00d3li.\u00a0 \u00c9g held a\u00f0 konan hafi ekki veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 opna til a\u00f0 r\u00e6na mig heldur til a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta mig vita af \u00feessu.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g t\u00e9kka\u00f0i mig \u00fat fyrir t\u00edu og r\u00f6lti upp \u00e1 Strik.\u00a0 K\u00edkti \u00ed diska\/myndab\u00fa\u00f0 og \u00edhuga\u00f0i a\u00f0 kaupa \u00fe\u00e6ttina D\u00f3ttir m\u00e1larans sem \u00e9g man svo sterkt eftir fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed \u00e6sku \u00e1 a\u00f0eins 99 danskar.\u00a0 En \u00e9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.\u00a0 \u00deess \u00ed sta\u00f0 keypti \u00e9g t\u00f3nleika me\u00f0 Queen fr\u00e1 Japan 1985 sem \u00e9g \u00e1tti ekki fyrir.\u00a0 Heppni \u00fear.\n<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 var vo\u00f0alegur ruglingur \u00e1 m\u00e9r me\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa mi\u00f0a \u00ed lestina \u00e1 Kastrup.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00e9kk misv\u00edsandi uppl\u00fdsingar en f\u00e9kk loks mi\u00f0a.\u00a0 \u00c9g kom \u00e1 Kastrup tveimur t\u00edmum fyrir flug og lenti ekki neinni r\u00f6\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 tj\u00e9kkinn.\u00a0 Eitthva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tti tollv\u00f6r\u00f0unum m\u00ednum jakkinn minn grunsamlegur \u00fev\u00ed hann \u00feurfti a\u00f0 fara tvisvar \u00ed gegnuml\u00fdsingu en kom aftur athugasemdalaust.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g sko\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0irnar \u00e1 flugvellinum og hneyksla\u00f0ist \u00e1 ver\u00f0inu.\u00a0 Keypti m\u00e9r vatn og settist til a\u00f0 lesa.\u00a0 \u00c9g f\u00f3r s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed v\u00e9lina og las \u00fear l\u00edka.\u00a0 Kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i n\u00e6stum b\u00f3kina.\u00a0 \u00c1 Keflav\u00edkurflugvelli keypti \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 sem Eygl\u00f3 haf\u00f0i skipa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kaupa og dreif mig upp \u00ed r\u00fatu.\u00a0 \u00c9g var \u00f3heppinn me\u00f0 a\u00f0 lenda \u00fear vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0 konu sem var greinilega af \u00feeim sk\u00f3la sem telur meira betra \u00ed ilmvatnsm\u00e1lum.\u00a0 \u00daff.\u00a0 \u00c1 BS\u00cd bei\u00f0 b\u00edllinn m\u00edn enda haf\u00f0i Eygl\u00f3 fari\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0an me\u00f0 r\u00fatu austur \u00e1 Selfoss um morguninn.\n<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 var gott a\u00f0 koma heim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Forsagan er s\u00fa a\u00f0 mig langa\u00f0i heilmiki\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 t\u00f3nleika me\u00f0 T\u00fd n\u00fana.\u00a0 \u00deeir voru \u00e1 t\u00f3nleikafer\u00f0 \u00ed aukahlutverki \u00ed september og ver\u00f0a aftur \u00ed aukahlutverki me\u00f0 s\u00e9r fr\u00e6gari hlj\u00f3msveit \u00ed n\u00f3vember.\u00a0 En eitt kv\u00f6ld st\u00f3\u00f0 upp\u00far \u00ed okt\u00f3ber, eitt kv\u00f6ld \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn \u00fear sem \u00feeir yr\u00f0u a\u00f0aln\u00fameri\u00f0 me\u00f0 fullt sett.\u00a0 \u00dear til \u00ed … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: T\u00fdr \u00e1 t\u00f3nleikum og \u00f6nnur \u00e6vint\u00fdri \u00d3la \u00ed Kaupmannah\u00f6fn<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[277,335,271,336],"class_list":["post-2942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ferdasaga","tag-q35","tag-kaupmannahofn-2006","tag-tonleikar","tag-q524495"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20007,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2942\/revisions\/20007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}