Sm\u00e1saga \u00ed morguns\u00e1ri\u00f0<\/p>\n
„Finnst \u00fe\u00e9r konan m\u00edn ekki falleg?“ spyr \u00f3kunnugur ma\u00f0ur mig upp\u00far \u00feurru. „\u00d6rugglega“ svara \u00e9g, „en \u00fe\u00f3 veit \u00e9g minnst um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 hana“. „Hva\u00f0 ertu a\u00f0 tala um? H\u00fan stendur h\u00e9rna beint fyrir framan \u00feig!“ segir s\u00e1 \u00f3kunnugi \u00e6tlar greinilega a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 \u00e6sa sig.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g l\u00edt \u00ed kringum mig og hugsa me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r hvort a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 or\u00f0inn n\u00f3gu fr\u00e6gur til a\u00f0 koma fram \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6ttinum Tekinn!, er Auddi h\u00e9rna? „Ehh, \u00e9g s\u00e9 enga konu“.\u00a0 „Ekki l\u00e1ta svona ma\u00f0ur,“ hreytir \u00f3kunninginn \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r „\u00fe\u00f3 \u00fe\u00fa \u00f6fundir mig auglj\u00f3slega a\u00f0 eiga svona fr\u00e1b\u00e6ra, fallega og kyn\u00e6sandi konu“.\n<\/p>\n
„\u00de\u00fa ert a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki?“ spyr \u00e9g vantr\u00faa\u00f0ur \u00e1 einl\u00e6gni \u00f3kunnuga mannsins. „\u00c9g skal meira a\u00f0 segja leyfa \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 henni ef \u00fe\u00fa j\u00e1tar a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00feyki h\u00fan falleg“ segir \u00fe\u00e1 ma\u00f0urinn drj\u00fagur me\u00f0 sig.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g horfi \u00e1 hann og segi honum a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi n\u00fa konu fyrir. \u00c9g b\u00e6ti vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3 svo v\u00e6ri ekki \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6tti m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 afar \u00f3spennandi hugmynd a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 \u00edmynda\u00f0ri konu hans. „\u00de\u00fa ert \u00fe\u00e1 bara n\u00e1tt\u00farulaus aumingi!“ hr\u00f3par \u00f3kunnugi ma\u00f0urinn „\u00fea\u00f0 getur ekki veri\u00f0 \u00f6nnur \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa viljir ekki sofa hj\u00e1 \u00feessarri \u00f3gnarfallegu og yndislegu konu“.\n<\/p>\n
„\u00c9g s\u00e9 enga konu, hvernig \u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 geta meti\u00f0 fegur\u00f0 hennar ef \u00e9g get ekki einu sinni s\u00e9\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 til?“ spyr \u00e9g or\u00f0inn t\u00f6luvert g\u00e1tta\u00f0ur \u00e1 manninum. „\u00c1st \u00fearfnast engra sannana“ segir ma\u00f0urinn og glottir.\n<\/p>\n
\u00c9g l\u00edt \u00ed \u00fatv\u00edkku\u00f0 sj\u00e1\u00f6ldur \u00f3kunnuga mannsins og s\u00e9 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er l\u00edti\u00f0 gagn \u00ed a\u00f0 r\u00edfast vi\u00f0 hann. \u00c9g r\u00f6lti \u00fev\u00ed burt en horfi um \u00f6xl og s\u00e9 \u00feann \u00f3kunnuga vera a\u00f0 spjalla \u00fat \u00ed lofti\u00f0. \u00c9g heyri hann endurtaka or\u00f0i\u00f0 n\u00e1tt\u00farulaus \u00ed s\u00edfellu. \u00c9g hristi h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 og segi vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan mig a\u00f0 hann hafi v\u00e6ntanlega gleymt a\u00f0 taka lyfin s\u00edn. \u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri n\u00fa gott ef einhver g\u00e6ti hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0 grey manninum.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sm\u00e1saga \u00ed morguns\u00e1ri\u00f0 „Finnst \u00fe\u00e9r konan m\u00edn ekki falleg?“ spyr \u00f3kunnugur ma\u00f0ur mig upp\u00far \u00feurru. „\u00d6rugglega“ svara \u00e9g, „en \u00fe\u00f3 veit \u00e9g minnst um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 hana“. „Hva\u00f0 ertu a\u00f0 tala um? H\u00fan stendur h\u00e9rna beint fyrir framan \u00feig!“ segir s\u00e1 \u00f3kunnugi \u00e6tlar greinilega a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 \u00e6sa sig. \u00c9g … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Steiktur draumur ma\u00f0ur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dylgjur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2961"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2961\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}