\u00c9g er kominn heim. N\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 sofa til h\u00e1degis. L\u00edkami minn er afskaplega aumur og \u00e9g er me\u00f0 sm\u00e1 h\u00f6fu\u00f0verk. Allt eftirk\u00f6st fer\u00f0alagsins, \u00feeytings og \u00fev\u00e6lings. Gott a\u00f0 vera heima.\n<\/p>\n
\u00cd g\u00e6r vakna\u00f0i \u00e9g akk\u00farat n\u00f3gu seint til a\u00f0 missa ekki af morgunmatnum. Hann var reyndar \u00f3spennandi. R\u00fanstykki, ostur og skinka var \u00fea\u00f0 besta sem var \u00ed bo\u00f0i. Reyndar var osturinn bara vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0slegur en sem betur fer var l\u00edka Babybel \u00fearna sem \u00e9g gat nota\u00f0 \u00ed sta\u00f0inn. \u00c9g kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i alla pakkningu um ellefu og tj\u00e9kka\u00f0i mig \u00fat. S\u00ed\u00f0an f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 J\u00fal\u00edana ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 Covent Garden og bor\u00f0u\u00f0um sm\u00e1 til a\u00f0 fylla upp \u00ed.\n<\/p>\n
Dagurinn f\u00f3r annars bara \u00ed r\u00f6lt. Vi\u00f0 fylgdumst me\u00f0 b\u00f6skara sem haf\u00f0i \u00feann undarlega si\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ga \u00e1horfendur s\u00edna. Frakkinn sem sat vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0 m\u00e9r spur\u00f0i mig me\u00f0 t\u00e1knm\u00e1li hvort hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gefa eitt pund \u00ed t\u00f6skuna. \u00c9g gat \u00feumal upp en hann skyldi \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gefa meira. Eftir \u00fea\u00f0 horf\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00e1 konu sem var a\u00f0 velja s\u00e9r eiginmann \u00far \u00e1horfendaskaranum og l\u00e9t \u00fe\u00e1 vinna \u00fdmsar \u00ferautir. Mj\u00f6g fyndi\u00f0.\n<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 k\u00edktum \u00ed nokkrar verslanir. \u00cd einni m\u00e1ta\u00f0i \u00e9g hatt. S\u00f6luma\u00f0ur kom og sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hann kosta\u00f0i 35 pund. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 leika m\u00e9r a\u00f0eins og tala\u00f0i vi\u00f0 J\u00fal\u00ed\u00f6nu \u00e1 \u00edslensku. S\u00f6luma\u00f0urinn haf\u00f0i kalla\u00f0 hana konuna m\u00edna \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00e9g l\u00e9t eins og \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 r\u00f6kr\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 hana um hattinn og a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri neikv\u00e6\u00f0. Hann bau\u00f0 fyrst 30 og \u00feegar \u00e9g gekk \u00fat f\u00f3r hann ni\u00f0ur \u00ed 20 pund sem var ver\u00f0i\u00f0 sem \u00e9g s\u00e6tti mig vi\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 J\u00fal\u00edana keyptum okkur l\u00edka t\u00f6skur r\u00e9tt \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum \u00e1 h\u00f3teli\u00f0, hj\u00f3lin \u00e1 hennar h\u00f6f\u00f0u brotna\u00f0 af og m\u00edn var bara l\u00e9leg. \u00dear n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 koma ver\u00f0inu ni\u00f0ur um eitt pund, tel a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 gert betur ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i haft r\u00fdmri t\u00edma.\n<\/p>\n
Eftir a\u00f0 hafa umpakka\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00fdju t\u00f6skurnar og gefi\u00f0 h\u00f3telinu \u00fe\u00e6r g\u00f6mlu f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1 persneskum sta\u00f0. \u00dear var \u00fej\u00f3nustan h\u00e6g og maturinn ekkert rosalega g\u00f3\u00f0ur. Vi\u00f0 hoppu\u00f0um \u00ed undirgrundina og \u00feegar kom a\u00f0 Liverpool Str. g\u00e1fum vi\u00f0 t\u00faristum sem bi\u00f0u eftir a\u00f0 komast \u00ed mi\u00f0asj\u00e1lfsalann dagskortin okkar. \u00dea\u00f0 er gaman a\u00f0 vinna handah\u00f3fskennd g\u00f3\u00f0verk.\n<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 gekk vel a\u00f0 komast \u00e1 Stansted en \u00fea\u00f0 var greinilega eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed gangi me\u00f0 \u00f6ryggisg\u00e6sluna. \u00dea\u00f0 var p\u00edpa\u00f0 \u00e1 mig \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i engan m\u00e1lm \u00e1 m\u00e9r og s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00feukla\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Bakpokinn minn var sko\u00f0a\u00f0ur og fart\u00f6lvul\u00e1sinn sem aldri hefur vaki\u00f0 \u00e1huga \u00fear \u00e1\u00f0ur (\u00fe\u00f3 hann hafi veri\u00f0 \u00fear allavega 3 \u00e1\u00f0ur) haf\u00f0i greinilega \u00fe\u00f3tt tortryggilegur. \u00deegar inn \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fnina kom s\u00e1ust s\u00ed\u00f0an l\u00f6ggur me\u00f0 byssur og \u00f3notin f\u00f3ru um mig. Vi\u00f0 reiknu\u00f0um \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur skakkt me\u00f0 mat. Vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um \u00e1tt a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a a\u00f0eins fyrr um daginn en taka almennilega m\u00e1lt\u00ed\u00f0 \u00e1 Stansted til a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a ekki sv\u00f6ng \u00ed loftinu. Pontis hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 betri en perskneski sta\u00f0urinn.\n<\/p>\n
An\u00edh\u00fa. Flugi\u00f0 heim var ekkert rosalega spenn\u00f3 n\u00e9 \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt. Vi\u00f0 gleymdum \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur a\u00f0 taka mynd af okkur me\u00f0 Ambrose hj\u00e1 t\u00f6skuf\u00e6rib\u00f6ndunum. \u00c9g keypti n\u00e6r ekkert \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni og var ekki t\u00e9kka\u00f0ur \u00ed tollinum. Raunar hefur \u00fea\u00f0 bara einu sinni gerst a\u00f0 tollver\u00f0ir hafi s\u00fdnt m\u00e9r \u00e1huga og \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00feegar \u00feeir k\u00edktu \u00ed fr\u00edhafnarpokana m\u00edna, Eggerts og Eygl\u00f3ar \u00e1 lei\u00f0 heim fr\u00e1 Gotlandi til a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka tollinn okkar. \u00c9g hef greinilega ekki smyglaral\u00fakki\u00f0.\n<\/p>\n
Eygl\u00f3 n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed okkur og skutla\u00f0i J\u00fal\u00ed\u00f6nu heim \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 fengum okkur l\u00e9tan mat \u00e1 BS\u00cd, h\u00fan Subway en \u00e9g burrito fr\u00e1 sta\u00f0 mannsins sem tollararnir elska a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a. N\u00fana er gott a\u00f0 vera heima.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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