{"id":4443,"date":"2008-08-05T09:35:03","date_gmt":"2008-08-05T09:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/?p=4443"},"modified":"2008-08-05T09:35:03","modified_gmt":"2008-08-05T09:35:03","slug":"skondid-kynlifsvandamal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2008\/08\/05\/skondid-kynlifsvandamal\/","title":{"rendered":"Skondi\u00f0 kynl\u00edfsvandam\u00e1l"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd g\u00e6r var \u00e9g a\u00f0 lesa \u00e1 Wikipediu um Lo\u00f0v\u00edk XVI. Hann og kona hans Mar\u00eda Antoinette \u00e1ttu \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um me\u00f0 a\u00f0 geta barn. \u00dea\u00f0 var miki\u00f0 p\u00edskra\u00f0 um hva\u00f0 vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 v\u00e6ri en \u00fea\u00f0 leystist ekki fyrren br\u00f3\u00f0ir drottningarinnar \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 tala berort vi\u00f0 \u00feau um vandam\u00e1li\u00f0. Hann skrifa\u00f0i um \u00feetta samtal \u00ed br\u00e9fi til br\u00f3\u00f0ur s\u00edns sem hefur var\u00f0veist \u00fe\u00f3 konungshj\u00f3nin hef\u00f0u v\u00e6ntanlega kosi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i ekki gert \u00fea\u00f0. En \u00e9g hl\u00f3 upph\u00e1tt \u00feegar \u00e9g las \u00feennan kafla \u00far br\u00e9finu:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8222;he introduces the member, stays there without moving for about two minutes, withdraws without ejaculating but still erect, and bids goodnight&#8230;when he is inside and going at it&#8230;[ejaculation] never happens.&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Br\u00f3\u00f0irinn hefur v\u00e6ntanlega \u00fatsk\u00fdrt fyrir \u00feeim hva\u00f0 upp \u00e1 vanta\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 lei\u00f0 ekki mj\u00f6g langur t\u00edmi \u00fear til a\u00f0 drottningin var\u00f0 \u00f3l\u00e9tt. Hugsanlega hefur \u00feetta veri\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 hafnfirska kynfr\u00e6\u00f0slub\u00e6klinginn sem \u00e9g las eitt sinn um:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. INN<br \/>\n2. \u00daT<br \/>\n3. Endurtakist eftir \u00fe\u00f6rfum.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>L\u00edklega hafa \u00feau \u00fe\u00f3\u00a0\u00feurft eitthva\u00f0 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mara.\n<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 sem gerir \u00feetta \u00fe\u00f3 s\u00e9rstaklega \u00e1hugavert er a\u00f0 \u00f6ll mannkynssagan hef\u00f0i hugsanlega \u00fer\u00f3ast \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi ef konungshj\u00f3nin hef\u00f0u fengi\u00f0 \u00feessa kynfr\u00e6\u00f0slu fyrr. \u00der\u00e1tt fyrir allar hr\u00e6ringar og hugsj\u00f3nir sem \u00e1ttu s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00edma \u00ed Frakklandi var \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0an fyrir byltingunni l\u00edka n\u00e1tengd \u00f3vins\u00e6ldum drottningarinnar. Ef drottningin hef\u00f0i geti\u00f0 erfingja\u00a0fyrr \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i h\u00fan v\u00e6ntanlega or\u00f0i\u00f0 vins\u00e6lli me\u00f0al almennings. Um lei\u00f0 hef\u00f0i h\u00fan hugsanlega\u00a0veri\u00f0 \u00f3l\u00edklegri til a\u00f0 dreifa huganum me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00f3a peningum eins og h\u00fan ger\u00f0i.\n<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 sem teljum vestr\u00e6na menningu og mannr\u00e9ttindahef\u00f0 vera arfleif\u00f0 \u00feeirra gilda sem franska byltingin st\u00f3\u00f0 fyrir getum \u00fev\u00ed veri\u00f0 \u00feakkl\u00e1t fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 hve seint Lo\u00f0v\u00edk l\u00e6r\u00f0i a\u00f0 endurtaka eftir \u00fe\u00f6rfum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd g\u00e6r var \u00e9g a\u00f0 lesa \u00e1 Wikipediu um Lo\u00f0v\u00edk XVI. Hann og kona hans Mar\u00eda Antoinette \u00e1ttu \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um me\u00f0 a\u00f0 geta barn. \u00dea\u00f0 var miki\u00f0 p\u00edskra\u00f0 um hva\u00f0 vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 v\u00e6ri en \u00fea\u00f0 leystist ekki fyrren br\u00f3\u00f0ir drottningarinnar \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 tala berort vi\u00f0 \u00feau um vandam\u00e1li\u00f0. Hann skrifa\u00f0i um \u00feetta samtal \u00ed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2008\/08\/05\/skondid-kynlifsvandamal\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Skondi\u00f0 kynl\u00edfsvandam\u00e1l<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-saga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}