{"id":5371,"date":"2009-01-21T03:49:24","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T03:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/?p=5371"},"modified":"2019-01-03T10:03:07","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T10:03:07","slug":"helvitis-fasistasvinin-sprautudu-piparuda-i-augun-min","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2009\/01\/21\/helvitis-fasistasvinin-sprautudu-piparuda-i-augun-min\/","title":{"rendered":"Helv\u00edtis fasistasv\u00ednin sprautu\u00f0u pipar\u00fa\u00f0a \u00ed augun m\u00edn"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 Austurv\u00f6ll um h\u00e1lfellefu \u00ed kv\u00f6ld (haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 heima veikur um daginn en var n\u00f3gu hress or\u00f0inn \u00fearna). \u00dear hitti \u00e9g Hj\u00f6rvar og vi\u00f0 hengum saman. Vi\u00f0 b\u00f6r\u00f0um sleif \u00ed sk\u00e1l og k\u00f6llu\u00f0um vanh\u00e6f r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rn. Flestir \u00fearna voru eins fyrir utan einstaka f\u00e1vita sem voru a\u00f0 kasta k\u00ednverjum \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 l\u00f6greglunni. \u00dearna var l\u00edka b\u00e1lk\u00f6stur.\n<\/p>\n

\u00deegar klukkan var a\u00f0 n\u00e1lgast tv\u00f6 f\u00f3r l\u00f6greglan a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra v\u00edgl\u00ednu s\u00edna n\u00e6r b\u00e1linu. Allt \u00ed einu byrju\u00f0u \u00feeir a\u00f0 ger\u00f0u \u00feeir \u00e1hlaup a\u00f0 b\u00e1linu til a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g veit raunar ekki af hverju \u00feeir fengu ekki bara brunasl\u00f6ngu til \u00feess, \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 au\u00f0velt a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva \u00feetta af l\u00f6ngu f\u00e6ri. \u00c9g var \u00fearna t\u00f6luvert fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem var a\u00f0 gerast. \u00deegar m\u00e9r s\u00fdndist vera b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva b\u00e1li\u00f0 n\u00e6r alveg s\u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 leifarnar situr m\u00f3tm\u00e6landi og l\u00f6greglan er a\u00f0 sparka \u00ed hann (e\u00f0a hana jafnvel frekar) og berja. \u00c9g set videokameruna \u00ed gang og \u00e6tla a\u00f0 n\u00e1 mynd af l\u00f6gregluofbeldinu. \u00de\u00e1 kemur skyndilega r\u00f3t \u00e1 f\u00f3lki\u00f0 og \u00e9g f\u00e6 gusu framan \u00ed mig. Eiginlega beint \u00ed vinstra auga\u00f0, undir gleraugun. \u00dea\u00f0 slettist l\u00edka \u00ed hitt auga\u00f0 en ekki n\u00e6rri jafn miki\u00f0.\n<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 kom engin vi\u00f0v\u00f6run, ekkert. \u00c9g var ekki a\u00f0 gera neitt og \u00e9g s\u00e1 ekki neinn gera neitt nema kannski \u00ed kringum m\u00f3tm\u00e6landann sem l\u00f6greglan var a\u00f0 sparka \u00ed. \u00c9g var bara me\u00f0 videokameruna og gusan kom beint \u00e1 mig.\n<\/p>\n

N\u00e6stu augnablik voru hr\u00e6\u00f0ileg. \u00c9g s\u00e1 ekkert, augun logu\u00f0u, andliti\u00f0 loga\u00f0i. \u00c9g \u00f6skra\u00f0i b\u00e6\u00f0i af s\u00e1rsauka og til \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 athygli. \u00c9g heyri einhvern segja \u201cGetur einhver hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0 manninum?\u201d og allt \u00ed einu tekur einhver \u00ed h\u00f6ndina \u00e1 m\u00e9r og lei\u00f0ir mig burt. \u00c9g s\u00e9 ekkert hvert \u00e9g er a\u00f0 fara og veit \u00ed raun ekkert hver er a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a mig. \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni fatta \u00e9g a\u00f0 hr\u00e6kja \u00fev\u00ed \u00fa\u00f0inn f\u00f3r l\u00edka upp \u00ed mig. \u00c9g er stoppa\u00f0ur og m\u00e9r sagt a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 hn\u00e9in. \u00dev\u00ed n\u00e6st er m\u00e9r sagt a\u00f0 s\u00e1pu ver\u00f0i sprauta\u00f0 framan \u00ed mig. \u00deegar b\u00fai\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed l\u00e6t \u00e9g h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 ofan \u00ed trog af k\u00f6ldu vatni sem er fyrir framan mig. \u00dea\u00f0 batnar ekkert \u00e1stand mitt. Andliti\u00f0 logar, augun loga. \u00c9g er sk\u00edthr\u00e6ddur um a\u00f0 \u00e9g muni aldrei sj\u00e1 aftur. \u00deessi ath\u00f6fn er endurtekin nokkrum sinnum. \u00c1 me\u00f0an er \u00e9g alveg blindur en heyri a\u00f0 \u00ed kringum mig eru einhverjir sem er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 me\u00f0h\u00f6ndla l\u00edka. \u00c9g heyri t\u00f6luna fimm nefnda, fimm hafi fengi\u00f0 svona vonda gusu.\n<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r er n\u00e6st sagt a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e1i sterkari s\u00e1pu til a\u00f0 \u00fevo m\u00e9r upp \u00far. \u00c9g geri \u00fea\u00f0 og reyni a\u00f0 \u00fevo piparinn af andlitinu sem er loksins a\u00f0 sk\u00e1na. Augun loga enn. \u00c9g d\u00fdfi h\u00f6f\u00f0inu eins og \u00e9g get ofan \u00ed trogi\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 er erfitt \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 gerir ekkert fyrir augun m\u00edn sem er \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g vil helst af \u00f6llu hreinsa. \u00c9g f\u00e6 l\u00edtil handkl\u00e6\u00f0i til a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 \u00feurrka og \u00fevo m\u00e9r me\u00f0. Eftir \u00feetta er \u00e9g l\u00e1tin halla m\u00e9r aftur og byrja\u00f0 a\u00f0 sprauta saltvatni framan \u00ed mig. \u00c9g er be\u00f0inn um a\u00f0 opna augun en \u00e9g get \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, ekki strax. \u00deegar \u00e9g n\u00e6 loksins a\u00f0 opna auga\u00f0 ver\u00f0 \u00e9g fegnari en \u00e9g man eftir a\u00f0 hafa or\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00c9g s\u00e9 lj\u00f3s. \u00c9g s\u00e9 vo\u00f0alega l\u00edti\u00f0 anna\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er haldi\u00f0 \u00e1fram a\u00f0 d\u00e6la vatninu \u00ed auga\u00f0 og m\u00e9r sagt a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hreyfa auga\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e1tta mig varla \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00e9g g\u00e6ti gert sl\u00edk. Augun loga. Eftir sm\u00e1 t\u00edma fer \u00e9g a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 m\u00f3ta fyrir gulu vesti ney\u00f0arli\u00f0ans sem er a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa m\u00e9r. Eftir sm\u00e1 me\u00f0fer\u00f0 \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t fer hann a\u00f0 sn\u00faa s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru. S\u00e1rsaukinn haf\u00f0i l\u00edka dofna\u00f0. En s\u00ed\u00f0an fer hann aftur af sta\u00f0. \u00c9g get ekki haldi\u00f0 augunum opnum og kalla aftur eftir vatni. Ney\u00f0arli\u00f0inn d\u00e6lir meira vatni \u00ed augun m\u00edn.\n<\/p>\n

\u00c9g fer \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 hugsa hvernig \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r heim. Ekki \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 keyra svona. \u00c9g fatta loks a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed Hj\u00f6rvar. \u00c9g gat \u00fe\u00e1 ekki enn haldi\u00f0 augunum opnum nema \u00ed sm\u00e1stund \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g erfitt. Hann svarar og \u00e9g l\u00edt \u00ed kringum mig og segi a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 v\u00e6ntanlega bak vi\u00f0 D\u00f3mkirkjuna. Fram a\u00f0 \u00feeim t\u00edma vissi \u00e9g ekki einu sinni hvar \u00e9g var. Raunar fatta\u00f0i \u00e9g s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 \u00e9g var meira vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 D\u00f3mkirkjunni. \u00c9g \u00feakka\u00f0i ney\u00f0arli\u00f0unum k\u00e6rlega enda hef \u00e9g sjaldan veri\u00f0 jafn \u00feakkl\u00e1tur. Hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r er l\u00edka einhver sem \u00e9g \u00feekki ekki sem er bj\u00f3\u00f0ast til a\u00f0 skutla m\u00e9r heim.\n<\/p>\n

Hj\u00f6rvar kemur s\u00ed\u00f0an og byrjar a\u00f0 r\u00f6lta me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 b\u00edlnum. \u00c1 lei\u00f0inni s\u00e9 \u00e9g l\u00f6ggu og reyni a\u00f0 \u00f6skra \u00e1 hana eitthva\u00f0 en er eiginlega of ringla\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 vita hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 segja. \u00der\u00e1tt fyrir allt er \u00e9g meira hissa en rei\u00f0ur a\u00f0 l\u00f6greglan skuli vi\u00f0v\u00f6runarlaust sprauta pipar\u00fa\u00f0a \u00e1 f\u00f3lk sem bara stendur hj\u00e1.\n<\/p>\n

Reyndar haf\u00f0i \u00e9g sagt vi\u00f0 Hj\u00f6rvar nokku\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i illan bifur \u00e1 sumum l\u00f6greglum\u00f6nnunum sem \u00fearna st\u00f3\u00f0u. \u00deeir minntu mig \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 sem ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r stundum \u00e1 skemmtist\u00f6\u00f0um e\u00f0a ni\u00f0r\u00ed b\u00e6, ma\u00f0ur getur lesi\u00f0 \u00far augunum \u00e1 \u00feeim a\u00f0 \u00feeir vilja helst sl\u00e1st. Helst mei\u00f0a. \u00dea\u00f0 var l\u00edka gert \u00feegar sj\u00f3nvarpsmyndav\u00e9larnar voru farnar og flest f\u00f3lki\u00f0. \u00c1st\u00e6\u00f0ulausar a\u00f0ger\u00f0ir bara til a\u00f0 s\u00fdna hver r\u00e9\u00f0i. Ef \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feurfti a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva eldinn (\u00feegar hann haf\u00f0i loga\u00f0 \u00ed 6 t\u00edma?) hef\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0 neitt m\u00e1l a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 vandr\u00e6\u00f0alaust me\u00f0 brunasl\u00f6ngu \u00far sm\u00e1 fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0. \u00deetta var algj\u00f6r \u00f3\u00fearfi.\n<\/p>\n

\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed sturtu \u00feegar \u00e9g kom heim. \u00c9g finn enn fyrir \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gindum \u00ed augum og andliti\u00f0 er allt aumt, eins og \u00e9g hafi s\u00f3lbrunni\u00f0. Kannski \u00e9g fari aftur \u00ed sturtu.\n<\/p>\n

Um h\u00e1lft\u00edma eftir \u00e1r\u00e1s l\u00f6greglu:
\n\u00a0raudaug
\n\u00a0Vi\u00f0b\u00f3t: Myndbandi\u00f0 sem \u00e9g reyndi a\u00f0 taka.\n<\/p>\n

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\u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 Austurv\u00f6ll um h\u00e1lfellefu \u00ed kv\u00f6ld (haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 heima veikur um daginn en var n\u00f3gu hress or\u00f0inn \u00fearna). \u00dear hitti \u00e9g Hj\u00f6rvar og vi\u00f0 hengum saman. Vi\u00f0 b\u00f6r\u00f0um sleif \u00ed sk\u00e1l og k\u00f6llu\u00f0um vanh\u00e6f r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rn. Flestir \u00fearna voru eins fyrir utan einstaka f\u00e1vita sem voru a\u00f0 kasta k\u00ednverjum \u00ed \u00e1tt … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Helv\u00edtis fasistasv\u00ednin sprautu\u00f0u pipar\u00fa\u00f0a \u00ed augun m\u00edn<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-island"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17065,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371\/revisions\/17065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}