{"id":650,"date":"2003-11-28T04:29:52","date_gmt":"2003-11-28T04:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2003\/11\/28\/vibradorgitarspil-heilladi-ekki-gagnrynandann\/"},"modified":"2025-02-17T13:44:40","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T13:44:40","slug":"vibradorgitarspil-heilladi-ekki-gagnrynandann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2003\/11\/28\/vibradorgitarspil-heilladi-ekki-gagnrynandann\/","title":{"rendered":"Vibradorg\u00edtarspil heilla\u00f0i ekki gagnr\u00fdnandann"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g var a\u00f0 heyra a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 d\u00f3mur um t\u00f3nleikana um helgina, ef einhver veit \u00ed hva\u00f0a og bla\u00f0i og hva\u00f0a dag \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri gaman a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vita af \u00fev\u00ed. T\u00fdr f\u00e9kk v\u00edst g\u00f3\u00f0a einkunn \u00e1 me\u00f0an Freak Kitchen f\u00e9kk falleinkunn, \u00e9g er samm\u00e1la helmingnum af \u00feeim d\u00f3mi. Freak Kitchen var nefnilega drulluskemmtileg \u00e1 svi\u00f0i. Freak Kitchen er hins vegar ekki einsog T\u00fdr, \u00feetta eru gr\u00ed\u00f0arlega \u00f3l\u00edkar hlj\u00f3msveitir. Hef grun um a\u00f0 Freak Kitchen hafi ekki veri\u00f0 d\u00e6md \u00e1 eigin forsendum. S\u00ed\u00f0an er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega m\u00f6guleiki a\u00f0 gagnr\u00fdnandinn hafi ekki haft h\u00famor fyrir \u00feeim en \u00fea\u00f0 er alveg nau\u00f0synlegt.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g m\u00e6li alveg hiklaust me\u00f0 Freak Kitchen, byrja kannski \u00e1 n\u00fdjustu pl\u00f6tunni sem heitir Move<\/em>, reyndar er fyrsta platan Appetizer<\/em> l\u00edka fr\u00e1b\u00e6r, \u00fea\u00f0 eru t\u00f6luver\u00f0ar l\u00edkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 hinar pl\u00f6turnar s\u00e9u l\u00edka fr\u00e1b\u00e6rar en \u00e9g hef ekki haft t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6r almennilega. K\u00edki\u00f0 annars \u00e1 heimas\u00ed\u00f0u hlj\u00f3msveitarinnar Freak Kitchen.<\/p>\n

Brot \u00far The Humiliation Song<\/em>:<\/p>\n

\n

I’d be happy to humiliate myself
\nI’d be happy to bend over just to be somebody
\nBe somebody Be somebody
\nI’d do anything for ten seconds of fame
\nI’d be happy to bend over just to be somebody
\nBe somebody Be somebody<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u00deetta lag er \u00e1deila \u00e1 raunveruleikasj\u00f3nvarp, \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki fyrren \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0ju t\u00f3nleikunum sem \u00e9g fatta\u00f0i hve flott \u00feetta lag er og \u00ed lei\u00f0inni skyldi \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er alveg st\u00f3rkostlega vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 hann spila\u00f0i \u00e1 g\u00edtar me\u00f0 v\u00edbrador \u00ed \u00feessu lagi. \u00d3j\u00e1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g var a\u00f0 heyra a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 d\u00f3mur um t\u00f3nleikana um helgina, ef einhver veit \u00ed hva\u00f0a og bla\u00f0i og hva\u00f0a dag \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri gaman a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vita af \u00fev\u00ed. T\u00fdr f\u00e9kk v\u00edst g\u00f3\u00f0a einkunn \u00e1 me\u00f0an Freak Kitchen f\u00e9kk falleinkunn, \u00e9g er samm\u00e1la helmingnum af \u00feeim d\u00f3mi. Freak Kitchen var … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Vibradorg\u00edtarspil heilla\u00f0i ekki gagnr\u00fdnandann<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tonlist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22949,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions\/22949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}