\u00cd g\u00e6r var fr\u00e9tt \u00e1 Netmogganum um einhvern b\u00e6jarstj\u00f3ra \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum sem vildi l\u00e1ta reka l\u00f6ggu sem kalla\u00f0i hann dude, sem Netmogginn sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri yfirleitt \u00fe\u00fdtt sem „melur“. \u00c9g er nokku\u00f0 viss um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er vitlaust \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g hef yfirleitt s\u00e9\u00f0 dude \u00fe\u00fdtt sem „f\u00fdr“. Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g s\u00e9 allavega ekki a\u00f0 \u00feessi l\u00f6gga eigi skili\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera rekin \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir takmarka\u00f0an or\u00f0afor\u00f0a.\n<\/p>\n
En \u00feetta minnti mig \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g er kalla\u00f0ur vinur, \u00fea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r ni\u00f0randi. M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur einsog \u00e9g s\u00e9 fimm \u00e1ra \u00feegar \u00e9g er kalla\u00f0ur vinur. M\u00e9r finnst eiginlega f\u00e1tt heimskulegra en a\u00f0 kalla einhvern vin, \u00fe\u00fa kallar nefnilega vini \u00fe\u00edna ekki vin og \u00fear af lei\u00f0andi eru \u00feeir sem \u00fe\u00fa kallar vin ekki vinir \u00fe\u00ednir. Reyndar s\u00e6tti \u00e9g mig vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e6ttingjar kalli mig \u00feetta.\n<\/p>\n
\u00deegar \u00e9g vann \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 voru alltaf \u00e1kve\u00f0nir vi\u00f0skiptavinir sem k\u00f6llu\u00f0u mig vin. \u00dea\u00f0 f\u00f3r verulega \u00ed taugarnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Hvers konar f\u00f3lk notar \u00feetta or\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00f3kunnuga? Lei\u00f0indag\u00f6ndlar yfirleitt.\n<\/p>\n
Talandi um b\u00fa\u00f0ina og lei\u00f0indag\u00f6ndla, \u00e9g s\u00e1 Sk\u00edtap\u00e1su um daginn \u00e1 kaffih\u00fasi. \u00c9g n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 for\u00f0ast a\u00f0 heilsa honum, einbeitti m\u00e9r a\u00f0 samtalinu en horf\u00f0i um lei\u00f0 \u00e1 hann \u00ed spegli. Hann s\u00e1 mig en sem betur fer fannst honum ekki nau\u00f0synlegt a\u00f0 heilsa m\u00e9r, kannski a\u00f0 hann hafi fatta\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g var a\u00f0 hunsa hann en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki l\u00edklegt mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hans takm\u00f6rku\u00f0u heilastarfsemi.\n<\/p>\n
Minnugir lesendur m\u00ednir muna l\u00edklega eftir \u00edtarlegum pirringsf\u00e6rslum m\u00ednum um \u00feennan n\u00e1unga. Hann var \u00e6gilega duglegur a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 heimskulegar athugasemdir („er sanna\u00f0 a\u00f0 lj\u00f3sabekkir valdi krabbameini?“) og hann var l\u00edka duglegur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a t\u00edma \u00e1 kl\u00f3settinu \u00feegar vi\u00f0 \u00e1ttum a\u00f0 vera tveir a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0a, jafnvel \u00feegar hann \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera einn a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0a. \u00dea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i ekki \u00feurft a\u00f0 vera vopna\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 r\u00e6na b\u00fa\u00f0ina \u00feegar hann var a\u00f0 vinna, bara a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir a\u00f0 hann f\u00e6ri \u00e1 salerni\u00f0 (og lyktin, \u00fev\u00edl\u00edkt \u00f3ge\u00f0). Miki\u00f0 er \u00e9g feginn a\u00f0 \u00feurfa ekki a\u00f0 umgangast hann lengur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cd g\u00e6r var fr\u00e9tt \u00e1 Netmogganum um einhvern b\u00e6jarstj\u00f3ra \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum sem vildi l\u00e1ta reka l\u00f6ggu sem kalla\u00f0i hann dude, sem Netmogginn sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri yfirleitt \u00fe\u00fdtt sem „melur“. \u00c9g er nokku\u00f0 viss um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er vitlaust \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g hef yfirleitt s\u00e9\u00f0 dude \u00fe\u00fdtt sem „f\u00fdr“. Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g s\u00e9 allavega ekki a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Dude – Vinur – Sk\u00edtap\u00e1sa<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noldur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}