Af einhverjum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um endu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 G\u00edsla Martein \u00ed b\u00fasta\u00f0num um s\u00ed\u00f0ustu helgi, reyndar held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 af s\u00f6mu \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u og \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur h\u00e6gir \u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur keyrir framhj\u00e1 \u00e1rekstri, sj\u00fak forvitni einhvers konar. G\u00edsli fer \u00e1 elliheimili\u00f0 og hittir a\u00f0d\u00e1endur s\u00edna \u00e1 me\u00f0an „brot af \u00fev\u00ed besta“ er s\u00fdnt. Gamla f\u00f3lki\u00f0 leit greinilega \u00e1 G\u00edsla Martein sem \u00edgildi barnabarns, b\u00e6\u00f0i af \u00fev\u00ed hann l\u00edtur \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera fimm \u00e1ra (\u00e9g veit a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki fyrstur til a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 en \u00feetta er n\u00fa bara sta\u00f0reynd) af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00e6r ekki heims\u00f3knir fr\u00e1 s\u00ednum eigin barnab\u00f6rnum. Vins\u00e6ldir G\u00edsla Marteins eru l\u00edklega refsing fyrir alla \u00fe\u00e1 sem heims\u00e6kja \u00f6mmu og afa ekki n\u00f3g.\n<\/p>\n
G\u00edsli Marteinn f\u00e6r til s\u00edn \u00e1g\u00e6ta gesti en \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tir ekki a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur horfi \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1ttinn \u00fev\u00ed G\u00edsli n\u00e6r a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 svo heimskulegar og \u00f3smekklegar athugasemdir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ey\u00f0ileggur skemmtilegheit gestanna. Hvers vegna tekur f\u00f3lk ekki eftir a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn er vonlaus a\u00f0 taka vi\u00f0t\u00f6l? Hann kann \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.\n<\/p>\n
Sem betur fer l\u00e6tur G\u00edsli yfirleitt vera a\u00f0 syngja me\u00f0 en \u00fe\u00e1 geta gestirnir ey\u00f0ilagt sj\u00e1lfir, gott d\u00e6mi um \u00feetta er \u00feegar Svala Bj\u00f6rgvins kom og s\u00f6ng. \u00c9g man a\u00f0 m\u00e9r fannst h\u00fan s\u00e6t \u00feegar vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00e6\u00f0i ung en n\u00fana l\u00edtur h\u00fan \u00fat einsog barbied\u00fakka og m\u00e9r finnst barbied\u00fakkur ekki kyn\u00feokkafullar (hugsanlega er \u00fea\u00f0 arflei\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar \u00e9g \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r eru ekki l\u00edffr\u00e6\u00f0ilega r\u00e9ttar, \u00fea\u00f0 vantar \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6r parta).\n<\/p>\n
S\u00ed\u00f0an var G\u00edsli me\u00f0 Evu Mar\u00edu \u00e1 \u00cdslensku T\u00f3nlistarver\u00f0laununum, \u00feau hafa komist langt \u00e1 \u00fatlitinu. Hverjum finnst fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 bera djass endalaust fram sem jass, pirr pirr. \u00deessi t\u00f3nlistarver\u00f0laun voru n\u00e1tt\u00farulega krapp alls krapps \u00fe\u00f3 \u00e9g hafi veri\u00f0 \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur a\u00f0 Eiv\u00f6r vann. Allar \u00edslenskar ver\u00f0launaafhendingar eru krapp, nema n\u00e1tt\u00farulega Vefver\u00f0laun Gneistans sem r\u00falar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Af einhverjum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um endu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 G\u00edsla Martein \u00ed b\u00fasta\u00f0num um s\u00ed\u00f0ustu helgi, reyndar held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 af s\u00f6mu \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u og \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur h\u00e6gir \u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur keyrir framhj\u00e1 \u00e1rekstri, sj\u00fak forvitni einhvers konar. G\u00edsli fer \u00e1 elliheimili\u00f0 og hittir a\u00f0d\u00e1endur s\u00edna \u00e1 me\u00f0an „brot af \u00fev\u00ed … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: G\u00edsli Marteinn og T\u00f3nlistarver\u00f0launin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sjonvarp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}