{"id":7771,"date":"2012-01-23T10:10:21","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T10:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/?p=7771"},"modified":"2025-02-16T14:57:12","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T14:57:12","slug":"ad-klaemast-og-adda-oddu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2012\/01\/23\/ad-klaemast-og-adda-oddu\/","title":{"rendered":"A\u00f0 kl\u00e6mast og adda \u00d6ddu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd vikunni lenti \u00e9g \u00e1samt f\u00e9l\u00f6gum m\u00ednum \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 st\u00falka sem vi\u00f0 k\u00f6nnu\u00f0umst ekkert vi\u00f0 reyndi a\u00f0 vingast vi\u00f0 okkur \u00e1 Facebook. \u00c9g neita\u00f0i \u00feeirri vin\u00e1ttu eins og \u00f6llum vinarbei\u00f0num fr\u00e1 f\u00f3lki sem \u00e9g kannast ekki vi\u00f0. Sm\u00e1 eftirgrennslan leiddi \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 st\u00falkan kanna\u00f0ist ekkert vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa sent \u00feessar vinarbei\u00f0nir. \u00deetta voru ekki einu grunsamlegu netsamskipti vikunnar.<\/p>\n<p>Fyrst a\u00f0 kl\u00e1mhundinum.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 f\u00f6studaginn opna\u00f0ist spjallgluggi hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og vinkona m\u00edn byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 spjalla vi\u00f0 mig. S\u00fa hefur ekki s\u00e9st \u00e1 Messenger \u00ed lengri t\u00edma og heilsa\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00fear a\u00f0 auki \u00e1 ensku. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00fev\u00ed grunsamlegt og nefndi \u00fea\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 stoppa\u00f0i hana ekki. \u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvort einhver greind v\u00e6ri \u00fearna \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 er skemmst fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 h\u00fan st\u00f3\u00f0st ekki <a href=\"http:\/\/visindavefur.hi.is\/svar.php?id=58605\">Turing pr\u00f3fi\u00f0<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7774\" title=\"samtal\" src=\"http:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/01\/samtal.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"521\" height=\"855\" srcset=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/01\/samtal.jpg 521w, https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/01\/samtal-183x300.jpg 183w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 521px) 100vw, 521px\" \/> \u00c9g haf\u00f0i samband vi\u00f0 \u00feessa vinkonu m\u00edna og uppl\u00fdsti hana um a\u00f0 einhver hef\u00f0i komist yfir Messenger a\u00f0ganginn hennar. \u00c9g get vel \u00edmynda\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00f3tal manns hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00e1l\u00edka tilbo\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri spennandi a\u00f0 vita hve margir falla fyrir \u00feessu. \u00cdslendingar eru alla vega \u00e1g\u00e6tlega var\u00f0ir fyrir \u00feessu me\u00f0 tungum\u00e1lam\u00farinn.<\/p>\n<p>Sama dag kom \u00f6nnur vinarbei\u00f0ni \u00e1 Facebook fr\u00e1 st\u00falku sem heitir Adda Baldursd\u00f3ttir. \u00c9g kanna\u00f0ist ekkert vi\u00f0 hana og myndin hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0i m\u00e9r ekkert a\u00f0 \u00e1tta mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hver v\u00e6ri \u00fear \u00e1 fer\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7772\" title=\"adda\" src=\"http:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/01\/adda.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"148\" height=\"170\" \/> \u00c9g athuga\u00f0i hvort vinir hennar og \u00e1hugam\u00e1l myndu hj\u00e1lpa m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e1tta mig \u00e1 hver \u00feetta v\u00e6ri. Svo var ekki. Sameiginlegir vinir okkar fj\u00f3rir g\u00e1fu m\u00e9r enga v\u00edsbendingu. \u00c9g g\u00faggla\u00f0i nafni\u00f0 og fann knattspyrnukonu sem heitir \u00fev\u00ed en m\u00e9r s\u00fdndist \u00fea\u00f0 ekki vera \u00feessa fagureyg\u00f0a st\u00falka sem er \u00e1 myndinni. \u00c1hugam\u00e1l \u00feessa v\u00e6ntanlega Facebook vinar m\u00edns p\u00f6ssu\u00f0u ekki heldur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri f\u00f3tboltakonan.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g var farinn a\u00f0 gruna \u00d6ddu um gr\u00e6sku og sendi einum sameiginlegum vini okkar fyrirspurn um hver \u00feetta v\u00e6ri og hvort \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ru fleiri myndir af henni \u00e1 Facebook s\u00ed\u00f0unni hennar. Svari\u00f0 var a\u00f0 hann vissi ekkert hver \u00feetta v\u00e6ri og hef\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 engu n\u00e6r \u00fev\u00ed eftir a\u00f0 hafa sam\u00feykkt hana sem vin. \u00c9g sendi l\u00edka skilabo\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00d6ddu sj\u00e1lfa til a\u00f0 athuga hvort \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri einhver greind \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 pr\u00f3f\u00edlinn.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>S\u00e6l, Fyrirgef\u00f0u en \u00e9g veit ekki alveg hva\u00f0an \u00e9g \u00feekki \u00feig &#8211; kannski af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r ekki allt andliti\u00f0 \u00feitt \u00e1 myndinni \u00feinni.<\/p>\n<p>kv.<br \/>\n\u00d3li<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Merkilegt nokk f\u00e9kk \u00e9g ekkert svar. \u00c9g var l\u00edka or\u00f0inn nokku\u00f0 viss um a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri ekki alv\u00f6ru manneskja eftir a\u00f0 hafa framkv\u00e6mt <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tineye.com\/\">myndaleit<\/a>.<a> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/01\/adda.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> Ef \u00fei\u00f0 f\u00e6ri\u00f0 m\u00fasarbendilinn yfir andliti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00d6ddu \u00fe\u00e1 geti\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 s\u00e9\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00e1 s\u00e9r tv\u00edfara \u00far h\u00f3pi Hollywood leikkvenna.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g hef enga hugmynd hver er \u00fearna \u00e1 fer\u00f0 e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 hva\u00f0 liggur a\u00f0 baki. \u00c9g er hins vegar nokku\u00f0 sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ur um a\u00f0 stefna m\u00edna a\u00f0 vingast ekki vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00e1 Facebook sem \u00e9g \u00feekki ekki er g\u00f3\u00f0. En nafni\u00f0 er vel vali\u00f0 &#8211; \u00fea\u00f0 er skondi\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 f\u00f3lk til a\u00f0 adda \u00d6ddu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cd vikunni lenti \u00e9g \u00e1samt f\u00e9l\u00f6gum m\u00ednum \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 st\u00falka sem vi\u00f0 k\u00f6nnu\u00f0umst ekkert vi\u00f0 reyndi a\u00f0 vingast vi\u00f0 okkur \u00e1 Facebook. \u00c9g neita\u00f0i \u00feeirri vin\u00e1ttu eins og \u00f6llum vinarbei\u00f0num fr\u00e1 f\u00f3lki sem \u00e9g kannast ekki vi\u00f0. Sm\u00e1 eftirgrennslan leiddi \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 st\u00falkan kanna\u00f0ist ekkert vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa sent \u00feessar vinarbei\u00f0nir. \u00deetta voru &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/2012\/01\/23\/ad-klaemast-og-adda-oddu\/\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A\u00f0 kl\u00e6mast og adda \u00d6ddu<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[138,996],"class_list":["post-7771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-netid","tag-q355","tag-netsvindl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7771"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22829,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7771\/revisions\/22829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/truflun.net\/oligneisti\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}